Chapter 75 is all plagiarism and causes trouble (10,000 words update, the first vote)
Chapter 75 is all plagiarism to blame
It's okay to tell a lie in front of Liu Che, the problem is that you have to say it to make him believe it, as long as Liu Che believes it, then even if it is a lie, it will become true.
Don't believe it, Liu Che has such a ability.
Of course, if Liu Che had not been deceived, then the miserable end of those who deceived Liu Che could be expected.
Many people just can't pass this threshold, so they will honestly explain everything in front of Liu Che.
Cao Xiang didn't have the courage to lie to Liu Che, he did this when he was a child, and as a result, he was beaten very badly, and the most terrible thing was that after his uncle beat him, his mother would continue to beat him, until Cao Xiang didn't dare to deceive anymore.
Yun Lang is different, he has deceived Liu Che many times, this time he still wants to deceive, he can't explain Wei Yan's wife and his wife's uncle, if that's the case, the consequences will be too serious.
You must not be impatient before lying, and you need to go through what you want to say in your head to make sure that there are no loopholes before you can say it.
Therefore, lying is a high-level human behavior, which is much more difficult and requires more energy than telling the truth.
"Wechen was going to deny knowing that Captain Bahu was killed, after all, knowing what happened didn't benefit Wechen at all.
If Your Majesty didn't ask, Weichen would never say it. ”
Yun Lang saw that Cao Xiang had become a fool, so he naturally couldn't let this fool answer, so he thought for a while before slowly answering Liu Che's question.
"So, who told you, Changping? Impossible, my sister has always known the severity of the disease, Huo Qu's illness? It is possible, but he closed the barracks during this time, and the whole army did not have contact with outsiders. It shouldn't be him.
So, I'm very curious, who told you this at such a big risk? ”
Liu Che glanced at Cao Xiang, who looked like a wooden man, and smiled.
"It was His Majesty who told Weichen." Yun Lang said lightly with a smile on his face.
Liu Che was stunned for a moment, then continued to rub the jade cup in his hand and said with a smile: "Tell me, what did I tell you?" ”
Yun Lang chuckled and said, "First of all, fifteen days ago, Huo Qubing closed the barracks and cut off the news from the barracks and the outside world.
Weichen once served as the military Sima of the cavalry captain, and his understanding of this army far exceeds that of outsiders, to be honest, even Huo Qubing does not know Weichen about this army, after all, Huo Quzhi is just leading them to charge, and Weichen manages their eating, drinking, and Lazar, and even thinking about what is in his heart, which is also the jurisdiction of Weichen, the military Sima.
Moreover, because Huo Qubing was going to expedition to Longzhong, Weichen also sent twenty generals to help, originally these generals needed to return to the Yun family to repair the armor on their bodies before leaving, and they did not come for a long time, Weichen thought that they had something to delay, but the matter of armor should not be underestimated, so Weichen sent a house slave to visit the military camp, and as a result, the house slave came back and said that the military camp was closed.
At that time, Weichen and the Marquis of Pingyang supervised the grain planting, and when they were extremely bored, they began to speculate about why the cavalry captain wanted to close the barracks.
According to our understanding of the cavalry captain, there are no more than two reasons for closing the barracks at this time, one is that this is the silence before the war, in order to accumulate the morale in the hearts of the soldiers, the barracks will be closed, and the soldiers will not be opened until the soldiers are full of anger because of the claustrophobia, and then the barracks will be opened, and while this morale has not yet dissipated, they will fight the enemy.
Second, after the war, more than half of the army was lost, and the barracks also needed to be closed to create an environment that they thought was safe for the soldiers who had just come down from the battlefield, so as to avoid camp roars......"
Yun Lang said this, and quietly glanced at the emperor's expression, as if he was worried that the emperor would be impatient if he said it in detail.
Liu Che didn't look impatient, and took a sip of wine and motioned for Yun Lang to continue.
Yun Lang pointed at Cao Xiang and said: "At that time, the Marquis of Pingyang said that where did the enemy in Chang'an City come from, it could not be pre-war preparations, and he also said that it was impossible to have more than half of the casualties, and the only possibility was that Huo Qu was crazy and trained his subordinates.
Weichen felt that Huo Quzhi was not so crazy, and there must be something about to happen that I didn't know.
So, Weichen stayed at home and waited quietly for things to happen, but as a result, nothing happened after half a month.
Just when Weichen began to believe in the assertion of the Marquis of Pingyang, we met on the way to Yanglingyi and saw four armies.
With the experience of Weichen and Pingyang Hou, it can naturally be seen that these four armies have just fought a fierce battle with people.
There were more than 3,000 people in the four armies, all of whom were armored, and more than 20% of the armor soldiers were wrapped in wounded scarves.
At this time, Weichen thought of the closure of the whole army of the cavalry commander, and concluded at that time that the cavalry lieutenant also participated in this battle.
And the object that can make more than 6,000 cavalry fight, in the Shanglin Garden of Nuoda, there is only Captain Bahu!
Only the combat strength of Captain Bahu needs 6,000 troops to encircle and suppress, so that the 6,000 elite cavalry can lose 20% of the battle. ”
Liu Cheba clicked his mouth and said, "There were 644 people killed in the battle and 861 wounded. ”
Yun Lang frowned and said: "How can there be so many battle losses, Wei Chen thinks that the battle losses should be more injured, and there are few falls." ”
Liu Che frowned and said: "Because someone reported the news, a surprise attack turned into a battle of trapped beasts, you continue to say, the matter of destroying the Bahu Captain is still not involved in you, how do you know that this matter is related to you?" ”
"Wechen was just confused, and he didn't understand why His Majesty wanted to kill the killer, until Weichen entered Yanglingyi and had a banquet with Pingyang Hou, and found that "Beauty Song" had been banned, and it was a recent thing.
When asked the reason, no one knew, and said that His Majesty did not like this song.
At this moment, Wei Chen realized that the reason why Captain Bahu was exterminated must be related to Liu Ling of the Yi Rank Clan.
Even so, Wechen still couldn't confirm that this matter was related to Wechen, until Weichen went to Beijing to visit the prime minister, and learned from the prime minister's vague tone that Wechen might be in trouble, so he didn't go to the Honglu Temple where he was going, but directly met His Majesty and came to confess! ”
"What did Gongsun Hong say?"
Yun Lang arched his hand and said: "When Zai saw the little girl and the bad guy present, he said with pity: How innocent is the child, I just hope that you don't have to do whatever you want in the future, and then you will harm the innocent child and yourself."
The earnest words are still in my ears, at this moment, if Weichen no longer knows that he came to His Majesty to confess his guilt, he will not be worthy of eating Yong'an Hou's Yulu. ”
Liu Che was silent for a long time, and suddenly clapped his hands, and immediately a woman in palace clothes walked out from behind the curtain, and immediately, a soft flute sound came from behind the curtain, and the beautiful woman in palace clothes also began to sing and dance lightly.
"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent.
One look at the city, and then look at the country.
Rather than know the city and the country? It's hard to get ...... beauty."
Hearing this familiar song, Yun Lang's brows furrowed tightly, and he knew that the trouble was far from over.
Sure enough, when the palace beauties finished singing, they bowed down and retreated, and Liu Che said slowly: "How can Liu Ling be able to fall into the city and the country?" ”
Yun Lang hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, Liu Ling is a Chinese person, and his reputation is notorious, it is naturally impossible to overthrow the city and the country in my Han Dynasty, but sending Liu Ling to the bitter cold land of the Huns may not be able to overthrow the city and the country, so when Liu Ling left Chang'an, Weichen casually opened his eyes for her." ”
Liu Che looked up to the sky and laughed, patted the armrest of the brocade couch vigorously and said, "It's such a clever lie, if you hadn't come out in the end, I would have almost believed your nonsense."
Someone is coming, take Yun Lang to the Tingwei Mansion to ask for the crime!
I want to know what else he has to do with Liu Ling. ”
Cao Xiang was shocked when he heard this, and kowtowed again and again: "Your Majesty is gracious, Your Majesty is gracious!" ”
Liu Che said coldly: "Get out, can such a favor be opened?" ”
Seeing that the two golden-armored warriors were about to pounce on Yun Lang, Cao Xiang gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "Everything is conspired by the two of us!" That's what I have to share in. ”
Liu Che laughed angrily, stepped off the brocade couch and kicked Cao Xiang in the stomach, and roared angrily: "Will Yi Zhixian be better than me to you?" ”
Cao Xiang clutched his stomach and said, "That's impossible!" ”
Liu Che said with his hands behind his back: "In that case, what are you trying to do?" ”
Cao Xiang shook his hand again and again and said: "The nephew naturally won't have any thoughts of rebellion, but Yun Lang is the same, he is now just twenty years old and is already the Marquis of Guan Nei of the Han Dynasty, as long as he survives for a few years, even if he is in the position of prime minister, will it be better for him to take refuge in the Huns than now?" ”
Liu Che was stunned, retracted his feet and was about to kick Cao Xiang again, looked down at Yun Lang, who had been tied up by two golden-armored warriors, and said, "What do you say?" ”
Yun Lang had no fear on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Weichen has already told the truth, why does Your Majesty still blame Weichen?" Even if you want Weichen to die, you can let Weichen die clearly. ”
Liu Che sneered: "It's okay, I'll let you die clearly, lest Gillian will complain that I don't teach and be punished!"
I didn't like the "Beauty Song" that Lingren sang just now, but I liked it very much, and the only thing that disgusted me was that this song was actually written for Liu Ling.
For this reason, I gathered countless musicians and ordered them to redo the "Beauty Song", but none of them could surpass this "Beauty Song".
The musicians all said that this "Beauty Song" is a metaphor from the heart, and if there is no love for this beauty from the heart, it is absolutely impossible to compose such a song.
Such a song, you actually said that you wrote it casually, Yun Lang, Liu Ling is just a broken flower and a willow, can you be obsessed with it so much? ”
"Huh?" Cao Xiang, who was squatting next to Yun Lang, and Yun Lang, who was lying on the ground, opened their mouths like hippos.
Liu Che sneered: "What? Nothing to say? ”
Cao Xiang weakly raised his head and looked at Liu Che and said, "Uncle, you are too bad a slut, will Yunlang like Liu Ling?" ”
"Since you don't have the love of men and women, how do you explain this "Beauty Song"? When I first listened to this song, I was extremely unhappy, and I thought that Liu Ling would marry the Huns, and your mind would be broken, until Liu Ling colluded with the Bahu Lieutenant to rebel, and I began to face this song squarely, is there anything wrong? ”
Yun Lang struggled to sit up and roared angrily at the emperor: "You want songs, you want poems, but you speak, what kind of poems I can't make?" The least valuable thing in all my knowledge is poetry, I said that I will come when I open my mouth, and I will come when I open my mouth, but you are out of the question, and you have made so many things for a broken song! ”