Chapter Seventy-Six: The First One Through the Ages

Liu Che was stunned by Yun Lang's roar and didn't say a word.

Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang like a dead man, his hands trembled violently, and he didn't know how to round the cowhide that his dead brother blew out.

Just when Cao Xiang's six gods were ownerless, Liu Che spoke and said to Yun Lang: "Very good, very good, courageous, you are really courageous, the craziest of the madmen I have ever seen."

Okay, okay, I will meet your requirements, if you really have such a great ability as you say, I will forgive you for your innocence, if you don't, if you don't, I will divide you into five horses!! ”

Cao Xiang's tears were about to flow out, looking at Liu Che, who was as angry as a lion, and looking at Yun Lang with a dead face, at this time, he wished that he had never come to this world at all.

Yun Lang sat cross-legged on the floor, but he was not in a hurry at this time, and said to Cao Xiang with a smile: "What are you doing in a daze, there will be a famous story for the ages to be born soon, and you don't want to record it with pen and ink, if you forget it, it will be a pity." ”

Cao Xiang choked up and said, "At this time, you still say this." ”

Liu Che also calmed down, looked at the confident Yun Lang suspiciously, and said: "I was dizzy just now, if you confess now, as long as you change it, I may not leave you with a life." ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "Your Majesty loves the heart of the minister, Weichen Minggan Wuzhong, just now Weichen was really wronged to the extreme, so he collided with His Majesty in words, and asked His Majesty to forgive him, however, His Majesty wants good poetry, although the question is made, if it can't meet His Majesty's wish for good poetry, Weichen confessed to the big sin of colluding with Liu Ling." ”

Cao Xiang saw that Yun Lang was still stiff-mouthed, he was furious, raised his foot and kicked Yun Lang, hugged Liu Che's thigh and cried: "Uncle, we really didn't collude with Liu Ling, when we got that woman to the Huns, we just wanted to cause trouble in the Hun Palace, and there was absolutely no intention to harm the Han, you have to believe us......"

Liu Che looked at the crying Cao Xiang lovingly, stroked the top of his head and said, "Uncle believes you must think so, but today I met a madman, and there must be an end after all."

Your actions today are very satisfying to my uncle, whether as a friend or as a brother, you have done the best.

Now, let's make your brother, who often surprises his uncle, can you surprise your uncle again. ”

Yun Lang sat up with his head arched in a dizzy state, damn Cao Xiang's kick was so heavy, seeing the nosebleed dripping on the floor and converging into a small lake, he could only roll his eyes to see the disgusting scene of father and son filial piety between Liu Che and Cao Xiang.

Cao Xiang sobbed and let go of Liu Che's thigh, looked at Yun Lang and said, "If you want to do poetry, now is not the time for us to play." ”

As he spoke, he tore off a piece of cloth from his body and stuffed it on Yun Lang's nose, looking at Cao Xiang's frightened eyes, Yun Lang said angrily: "It's all my fault, when our brothers are drinking and having fun, I should make a few more poems to help you make poems, so that you can have a preliminary understanding of my ability to compose poetry."

However, it's not too late, don't be too surprised for a while, in the future, you want poetry to coax those singers, just tell me, you can have everything you want, and make sure that each one will make you feel deafening. ”

Cao Xiang laughed a little at what Yun Lang said, wiped his eyes and said, "If you don't brag, you'll die." ”

Yun Lang smiled: "I won't die, I'll go crazy." ”

After speaking, Yun Lang moved his body to face the emperor's very elegant forehead and said, "Please ask Your Majesty to ask the question!" ”

Liu Cheyou sat back on the brocade couch, looked at Yun Lang and said: "I don't wronged you at all to say that you are a fanatic, and now I also believe that there is no collusion between you and Liu Ling, but if you want to be exempted, you still have to make a satisfactory poem for me to count."

With the title of the palace concubine just now, I will make another "Beauty Song" "

Yun Lang closed his eyes in Cao Xiang's expectant gaze, opened his eyes after a while, and said in a mansheng voice: "It is called independence, and it is called Allure. The willow leaves are haired between the eyebrows, and the peach blossom face is born. The wrist shook the golden ring, and the jade ring sounded. Slim waist Yibao socks, red shirts are gorgeously woven. Suspense is heavy, don't feel that the waist is light. ”

As soon as Yun Lang finished chanting, Cao Xiang jumped up like a monkey and cheered loudly: "Good song, good song, peerless good song, hahaha, Ah Xiang, I didn't expect you to have such a ability, great."

Uncle, Ah Xiang has made it, can we go? ”

Liu Che inhaled with a toothache and said, "Did you hear clearly?" ”

"Hear it clearly, hear it clearly, it's really a good song."

"Okay, you recite it to your uncle, I didn't hear it clearly."

"Uh......" Cao Xiang froze, his idea just now was that as long as Yun Lang could read poetry, he would applaud...... As for what Yun Lang read, where did he remember.

Yun Lang saw that Liu Che was still pondering, so he smiled and said: "If Your Majesty is not satisfied, you might as well ask the question again, after all, Weichen has already done "Beauty Song" once, and the second time you do it again, you need to avoid the previous intention, and it has been restricted by some restrictions, so it is not as beautiful as the first time." ”

Liu Che nodded and said: "This poem just now is indeed not as catchy as "Beauty Song", but it seems to be more neatly processed, and the rhythm is also in line with Jiajia, which can be regarded as having its own merits, and the dance posture of a palace beauty can be regarded as being vividly expressed by you, which is considered a superior work, at least those musicians in the palace are too inferior to you."

Count you as passing, come to someone, loosen the ties, and our monarchs and ministers continue to paper. ”

Seeing that the rope on Yun Lang's body was removed by the golden-armored warrior, Cao Xiang sat on the ground as if his backbone had been removed.

Yun Lang moved his wrist, moved Cao Xiang to the edge of the pillar, let him sit against the pillar, and arched his hand towards the emperor and said, "Please continue to ask your majesty!" ”

Liu Che sat and pointed to the faintly visible Leyouyuan outside the temple gate: "A few days ago, the embroidered messenger intercepted Liu Ling's secret spy and learned the list of hooks carried by the secret spy.

Yunlang, do you know how bad my mood was at that time......"

As soon as Liu Che finished speaking, Yun Lang opened his mouth and said: "Xiang is uncomfortable in the evening, drive to the ancient plain, the sunset is infinitely good, but it is just near dusk." ”

Liu Che looked at Yun Lang intently, as if he wanted to see through his soul, and saw Yun Lang looking at him with a smile, although there were still two strips of cloth on his nose, his image was not tall, and Yun Lang at this time was fused with Yun Lang who was fighting with Li Shaojun in Shanglin Yuan in Liu Che's eyes.

Cao Xiang unconsciously stood up again, the reason why he fell soft just now was completely because the tight thread in his heart was completely broken, and now, after listening to the proposition poem that Yun Lang had just written, he felt that his brother didn't seem to be bragging, it was just a false alarm just now, and his waist naturally became stiffer.

"Themed on tall buildings!"

"The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands, and you don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the people in the sky.

"Themed with weeds below!"

"Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered, the wildfire burns inexhaustibly, and the spring breeze blows and grows!"

"With the theme of spring!"

"The late days are beautiful, and the spring breeze is fragrant with flowers and plants. The mud melts and flies the swallows, and the sand warms the mandarin ducks. ”

"One more song!"

"The river is more than white, and the mountain blue flowers are about to burn. This spring has passed and passed, and when is the year of return. ”

"Take Xiang Yu, the former sworn enemy of my Han Dynasty, as the theme!"

"Life is a hero, death is also a ghost. So far, I think of Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong...... Yes...... No, Your Majesty forgives you! ”

Liu Che finally stopped asking questions, and even if the last poem praising Xiang Yu was inappropriate, he did not blame it.

Instead, he waved his hand and said: "That's right, Xiang Yu is a masterpiece of his generation, my Taizu Gao Emperor has been defeated under him more than once, and who can say that he is not a hero in front of him, even Emperor Taizu Gao of my Han Dynasty has never said that Xiang Yu is not a hero."

Yun Lang, I lost, what you just said is right, if I want good poetry, why do I need to recruit so many mediocre talents, you alone is enough.

Today, I am sad and happy, sad is that even if my Han has dominated the world and looked down on the Huns, there are still countless dog thieves in this world who are willing to be used by the Huns, forgetting their ancestors and forgetting that the land under their feet is their home.

I am glad that you did not disappoint me, let me be sad, but also a little lucky, glad that you, go to illness, a good man like Ah Xiang did not give up the big Han, as long as you have the heart, I have absolute confidence to kill the Huns, so that my Han people, never have to worry about the hooves of foreign races, even if there is the sound of horses' hooves, it is also the male voice of my Han iron cavalry to conquer the Quartet!

A little bit of ghostly spirits, what a foot, under my iron horse, they are just a bunch of carrion. ”

Listening to Liu Che's generosity, Yun Lang, Cao Xiang, and all the eunuchs and palace warriors in the main hall all knelt down on one knee and shouted loudly: "Oh! ”

Liu Che squinted his eyes and smiled and waved his hand: "Go ahead, secretary and supervisor, bring me the poems I just recorded, and I want to savor the taste of them." ”

Yun Lang Cao Xiang mixed in a group of eunuchs and left Changle Palace.

Yun Lang stood outside the palace and looked up at the hot sun in the sky, and suddenly sweated like pulp.

"I thought you weren't afraid!"

"I'm not a fool, how can I not know that I am afraid, I know no, I just endured it so that I didn't pee my pants, now, it's right to help me find a toilet!"

Guided by the eunuch to find the latrine, the two stood in a row, clattering and draining, until this moment, the fear in their hearts was excreted with urine, and the two of them shivered together, with indescribable pleasure.

"My uncle didn't mean to kill you!" Cao Xiang was very worried about Yun Lang and had resentment.

"I know that if Your Majesty wants to kill me, where will you allow me to talk so much nonsense, and where will you give me a chance to explain.

Look at the group of people in the Bahu Captain, His Majesty didn't even give a warning, and slaughtered them all overnight.

Say, "Who told the story?" So bold? ”

Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang and said with a smile: "I think, He Chou will definitely find out." ”

"Why worry? Didn't he go to Changsha? ”

"Humph! You also believe the words of that old dog, just now a former servant of my family told me that Yunyin and Huo Guang were picked up by He Chouyou. ”

"This old thief lied to me again!"