Chapter 85 15: Second Sister Gou

Wu Guo is a young man about twenty years old, dressed as a scholar, shaking a fan in winter, and he doesn't know whether it is cold or hot.

At this time, he shook the 'Jasper Qing Fan', shook his head and smacked his tongue:

"Father and second son see clearly.

I think the first thing is to ensure that the affairs of military horses and informants are foolproof.

Next, it is to make some more arrangements for the Southern Huns.

Be sure to let them eat dogs, and we'll enjoy it! ”

"Indeed!"

Wu Neng nodded, very satisfied with his youngest son, with an appreciative smile on his face.

"Someone, give an invitation to the king, and make an appointment for a place to drink."

"Yes!"

There was a promise outside the door, footsteps started, and the person was gone.

"The rest is the second son of Lao."

Wu Neng hugged his fists, and his smile did not diminish in the slightest.

"Lord Taishou, just prepare to play the chapter and play the court."

Gongsun Ji stood up and took his leave.

Wu Guo sent Gongsun Ji, and soon turned back, and whispered:

"Father, we are taking corn from the fire, beware of setting ourselves on fire."

Wu Neng's eyes flashed, and he was speechless.

There was an eerie silence in the room!

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Shuozhou City.

A wide street with people coming and going.

"Steamed buns, freshly out of the cage of big steamed buns, soft and white bulging, held in the hand like honey, a copper, don't miss it when you pass by."

"Soy milk, freshly ground soy milk, smooth and tender, delicate and fragrant......"

"The best leather goods, don't miss the ...... when you pass by"

"Uncle, you have to come here at night, so that someone will serve you......"

"Hmph, I went to the wrong door, farewell!"

"Oops, I'm still shy......"

"Good kitchen knives, scissors, fine iron to create a year of non-dull ......"

"Sharpen the scissors to kill the kitchen knife......"

"I'll go, I'll sell scissors, you sharpen the kitchen knife next to you, do you have eyesight."

"I'll rub, I'll grind scissors and it's your business!"

"No, why are you selling scissors to me? Our business is in conflict. ”

"I know, but if I'm not next to you, how can I have business?"

"I'm me, I'm - yo, kid is pretty horizontal."

"Don't dare, don't dare, third in the township."

"It's still hard, watch the fight."

"Who's afraid of whom, come!"

'Boom Boom'

The two of them fought together and quickly surrounded the crowd of onlookers.

Liu Bei stood not far away, wiped his forehead, this place is really the people's customs, and they will start fighting if they don't agree.

Liu Bei looked at it for a while, and felt that this was how they fought, but he was a warrior who had experienced real killings, so it was boring.

Liu Bei lost interest in continuing to watch the fight, and with the flow of people turning left and right, he came to a meat stall, looking at the mutton hanging on the shelf, his eyes were calm and indifferent, but his throat and eyes were 'gurgling' and moving, greedy.

Looking at the sheep's head hanging in front of him, Liu Bei remembered the dog meat he had eaten before, and it was full of stewed pots, bubbling with blisters, and he took a bite......

"What are you looking at?"

'Bang'

As he asked, a bone chopping knife slashed on the wooden pier, and a woman glared at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei looked at the tall female man, shrunk his neck and wanted to avoid it, but suddenly remembered that he was now a temporary military commander, with an official body, and his courage suddenly rose, and he secretly said in his heart:

"Hmph, I'm looking at the sheep's head and thinking about dog meat, it's your business.

What's the matter, you still don't let people look at the mutton seller, are you so domineering?

It seems that you usually bully and dominate the market, force you to buy and sell, I must curb this unhealthy trend, hum! ”

Liu Bei felt that he was an officer and wanted to uphold justice.

Immediately possessed by a sense of justice, the blood boiled all over his body, his waist was no longer sore, and his legs were no longer painful.

Alas! You say it's not like it's nothing.

Liu Bei's eyes rolled, and his face quickly changed to what he thought was a charming smile:

"Girl, you misunderstood me.

Staring at you is because you look at it and make it unforgettable, different. ”

Liu Bei's good words came as soon as he opened his mouth, his big eyes were facing the woman, blinking and blinking.

"You, you take off your toad eyes......

Although you are telling the truth, oops, shame on you, I don't like you......"

The female man squirmed uneasily, rubbing the corners of her clothes with her fingers, and flicked her big eyes.

Liu Bei turned a blind eye to the white eyes, his face was affectionate, and his voice was full of affection:

"Girl, don't deny it, what's different, and listen to Xiaosheng and me."

The woman opened her mouth to speak, driving away the toad essence who wanted to vomit when she saw it, but when she heard the words of the toad essence, she was a little excited and expectant, and it was difficult to make a choice.

The 'cherry mouth' is opened, and the eyes are shining.

The look of wanting to refuse and welcome back shone into Liu Bei's eyes, and Liu Bei's liver was 'pounding'.

"This is the appearance of the Yaksha, the evil spirit came out of the mountain, and it scared me to death."

The one who does business is not the one who sees and listens.

'Rubbing'

There are small businesses around, all of them are leaning over with tailwind ears and clairvoyance, and their eyes are instantly over, blazing, their ears are erected, and there is a sound of 'whoosh'.

Liu Bei looked at the girl's expression, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the people eavesdropping around him, and felt that the time had come for him to express his heart.

So he retracted his smiling face, took a step forward in front of the meat case with a solemn and sincere face, and talked about it:

"Girl, look at a delicate flower from afar."

"Wow, it's poetry!"

The woman's eyes widened, and her frozen red cheeks deepened, and her eyes were a little confused.

Liu Bei's two legs were slightly bent one after the other, full of strength, and his words suddenly changed:

"Look at a delicate flower from afar, and look at the bran bud bean dregs up close."

After speaking, Liu Bei raised his head and squinted at the female man, with a look of affirmation.

'Puff puff'

There are those who can't hold back the small business around, and they immediately spray.

The woman's smiling face froze, and her eyes became colder and colder.

"You ......"

The female man's angry 'flowers and branches trembled', the fat was rolling, and she raised her legs and walked to the side of the desk, picking up the boning knife in her hand.

"Look at a delicate flower from afar, and look at the bran bud bean dregs up close.

No one asks if he is over 30 years old, and he has not blossomed so far. ”

Liu Bei 'lost it' for a rain of arrows, and immediately ran away after speaking.

The big black head stood up with a dog's tail, grinned with a dog's mouth, and bared his dog's teeth, followed Liu Bei's hammer, and ran away with a smoke. (I don't know why this goods ran back by himself, anyway, Liu Bei didn't ask the answer, so he left him.) )

"Poof, hahaha!"

There were rough men all around, tearing up their loud voices one by one and laughing.

Gou Ermei stared at her red eyes, staring at her distant back, spewing angry flames.

"Don't let the old lady catch you, or ...... Hmph, I asked you to experiment in person, old lady, I didn't bloom...... Quack ......"

Glancing at the surrounding vendors, the tiger's eyes stood up:

"Ouch, they all look at me like this, they laugh out loud if they like what they like, come on, let's talk about our feelings......"

'Whoosh'

The faces of the surrounding vendors changed greatly, and they didn't care about their stalls, so they ran away.

"Phew, a bunch of thieves with a thief's heart but not a thief's guts."

Gou Ermei spat on the ground and muttered back to the back of her stall.

"We have neither the heart nor the courage of thieves, you think too much."

A voice floated over, and the angry second sister Gou screamed, but no one could be found.

'Bang Bang Bang'

The storm swept by, and the mutton on the table soon became a pile of meat puree.

Little Doodoo Lagua:

Ask the boss, book friends monthly passes, recommendation tickets, rewards, all kinds of requests, I want to ask for results, please be pitiful!!

After teasing the second sister Gou, Liu Bei ran out for a long time, and then stopped.

Just met with eyes, and it was the second time to meet when we talked, as a friend, just kidding, how comfortable, how comfortable.

After being comfortable, Liu Bei was worried again, what should he do next?

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