Liu Bei played with the second sister of Gou, and ran away, with a big black head by his side, and sighed in his heart and couldn't help but feel it:

"It's still a big black head, it's good to never give up, you are a leg on my body, and you don't separate from each other......"

"Vomit"

The big black head almost threw up, according to your meaning, I will become your dog's leg, why do I sound so awkward.

"Wang, Wang."

"Don't argue, I'll make you again."

"Wang, I'll bite you."

"Just like you dog, save it!"

"Wang, you can't live without harming people?"

"Live, but are you human?"

"Wang, my heart is broken, I want to go back to Youzhou......"

"It's good to go, pay attention to safety."

"Wang, get out!"

A man and a dog quarreled, went around and around, and stood under a courtyard wall to rest for the time being.

Liu Bei scratched his head, a little puzzled: 'This is being an official?

It's different from what I thought, although it's temporary, it's also a military position.

But now it's going around the street, which sounds good to protect security, and if it doesn't sound good, it's to take care of the home.

Although he is the youngest commander in the army, he is also an official, but he is so boring. ’

If he is bored, he is looking for trouble, Liu Bei stood under the high wall, his eyes lit up.

Yes, they all say that sincerity is spirituality.

I've had some merit lately, well, I'll give it a try. ’

"Heaven and earth, if you have a spirit, manifest it!"

Liu Bei hummed in his mouth and stretched out his arms, ready to brew some emotions to express his emotions and see how the providence was.

"Heaven and earth spirit, give me a water spirit...... Ahhh ”

Liu Bei was talking nonsense in his mouth, his head was raised upward, his eyes had just seen the sky above, his eyes suddenly jumped out of the frame, and his voice changed taste.

"Ahhh......hh

The same voice came from above, and as the voice sounded, a black shadow pounced on Liu Bei's head.

'Bang'

The two met amicably and had intimate contact, as the saying goes: no one suffers from the exchange of courtesy.

The rest ...... It depends on whose head is hard.

Liu Bei squatted down, his eyes were shining with golden light, his head was 'buzzing', his eyes were red, he was holding his head with both hands, and he was humming in pain.

A child lay not far away, his body curled up, trembling constantly, and the sound of humming came from the ground.

The big black head was startled, away from here, and when he saw that the danger was lifted, he breathed a sigh of relief, and walked back slowly, and the humane smile in the dog's eyes turned into a ball.

"Wangwang, you have a bad mouth in front of you, and you want to ask the will of heaven, now the retribution is coming, this is the retribution of the present world, quack!"

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After a long time.

In the face of a child falling from the sky, it was not intentional, and people also suffered losses, Liu Bei is a young man who is close to adulthood, his age is here, what can he say.

Since he jumped out of the wall, it means that the child is greedy and stubborn, and he has escaped the care of his family, and he wants to play in the street, but he collides with himself.

My head hurts, and the child doesn't cry or make trouble, well, the endurance is good.

But who am I recruiting and who am I messing with? ’

Liu Bei covered his forehead and looked at the child lying on his stomach, he was speechless, he was going to be smashed every day, how could he be reasonable.

It is said that the child has been lying on the ground for a long time, maybe the pain is a little less, and then he slowly gets up, and his little face is covered with broken snow and mud, and he is dirty.

His eyebrows were twisted, his eyes were spewing fire, and he looked at his enemy.

Seeing Liu Bei in front of him, the child rubbed his eyes, looked at Liu Bei again, and rubbed his eyes again......

Liu Bei looked at the kid's eyebrows, and his heart suddenly burst, what is the problem.

I feel that I am already an adult, and I open my mouth to scold.

"What are you looking at?"

The child looked angry and looked at Liu Bei angrily:

"What are you doing?"

The voice was a little hoarse, as if his throat was broken.

Liu Bei couldn't help but pinch his teeth:

"I'm going to go, it's a familiar word."

Liu Bei was provoked by the child, but he also saw that the child was dressed well, and he was now invisible, so he decided not to be familiar with the child.

So he smiled and said:

"Kid, things are sudden, and half of us are responsible, and that's the end of it.

Go home! ”

The child didn't speak, his eyes continued to look at Liu Bei, squeezing his eyebrows and twitching his cheeks.

The corners of Liu Bei's mouth twitched, what's wrong with this kid, you are not cross-eyed, and you can't rub it.

Liu Bei thought about it, but still felt that everything was precious.

"Child, go, I'll send you home, and by the way, talk to your family and explain."

Liu Bei said, and reached out to grab the child.

The child's body shrank back, dodging Liu Bei's claws, and the two hands pulled his face, more like a flower cat, but his eyes kept looking at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was puzzled, and hurriedly touched his face with his hand, "hiss", and took a breath of cold air.

Except for a big bag on the door of the head, it hurts, there's nothing else, what are you looking at?

"If you look at me again, I'm in a hurry."

Liu Bei made a straight face and decided to give the child some color to see.

"Just look at you, what can you do?"

The child grinned his teeth, his voice was hoarse, and he was angry at Liu Bei.

Gotcha, the two of them turned back.

"If you look at me again, I'll beat you!"

Liu Bei glared, fierce and vicious.

The child's eyes shrank, a little scared, and his heart suddenly moved:

Dad can say that you can lose in a fight, but you can't break your momentum.

Hmph, although I'm a little broken, I'm a man.

Thinking of this, the child's small teeth were bitten, the corners of his mouth were curled, and his eyes were disdainful:

"Hey, hey, look at what you can endure, why don't you go to heaven?"

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"Wow. I'm, beat him up, beat him! ”

A black one-inch Ding Liu Bei, with horns on his head, waving a three-strand dung fork, cough cough, three-strand steel fork, hovering in Liu Bei's mind, opening his teeth and dancing his claws.

"Kid, then see you're fine, let's leave it at that, okay?"

Liu Bei suppressed the anger in his heart, smiled and said softly.

The two children crossed their hands on their waists, and their eyes squinted at Liu Bei:

"You!"

"I'm meowing, I'll bear it again!"

Liu Bei saw that the child's voice was hoarse but full of energy, and he had a big bag on his head, and his body looked fine.

Decided to ignore this nasty thing, turned around and was about to leave.

As soon as the child saw that Liu Bei was leaving, his eyes rolled, he pinched his legs, trotted to catch up, hugged Liu Bei's calves, and howled when he opened his voice.

"Someone, catch a thief, come someone, catch a thief......"

The passers-by stopped one after another, and as soon as their bodies moved, they were about to step forward, and when they saw Liu Bei's army dress clearly, they stopped for a moment and did not dare to step forward.

Liu Bei bared his teeth, I will endure it again.

Liu Bei didn't care about the children's entanglement, raised his legs and continued to hurry, and finally had some emotion in his heart:

This is what I looked like when I was a child, tsk, I think the teacher is so helpless......

It's a pity that I'm not Mr. Yu's pimple, and I won't be at your mercy.

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"Ahh......h Alas, don't, broad daylight...... Ah, cool ......"

"Quack, now you know the taste of the marrow, come on, the moment has come for your tiger body to shake, whip me fiercely......"

The voices of Zhu A and Xu Sanniang actually penetrated the afternoon nap of Qianshan and pounced into Liu Bei's brain.

"Well, I must have been infected by those guys and got hysteria......"

Liu Bei shook his head, got rid of the sound, and strode forward, and a child swayed up and down, rising and falling.

Little Doodoo Lagua:

Master Official, what are you looking at, using practical actions to ravage me!