Chapter 176: Lots of Tricks
In the sonorous singing, time passed quickly, and before I knew it, half an hour came, Lu Shi shouted to stop, and the singing stopped abruptly.
I was singing just now, and I didn't feel anything, but when I stopped, I immediately felt that my legs hurt and my waist hurt, and a few of them were relieved of their spirits, and they immediately collapsed and fell to the ground.
Then Lu Shi began to stand in front of the head, leading everyone to walk slowly in a team, and after walking around the school field, he began to jog, so that everyone could move and slowly speed up.
At the beginning, I didn't feel anything, everyone's steps were quite neat and powerful, but slowly there was a gap, and the team began to distance themselves.
But all the squad leaders and military commanders are selected by everyone, the first one must be the first in their group, look at the grades that are gradually divided in their own team, and their hearts are on fire, not to mention that there is still a secret competition between the teams, of course, they are even more anxious, and the captains have to shout back and forth, urging, insulting and encouraging.
When they reached the finish line, they were already sweating in the late autumn, and they all stuck out their tongues like dogs.
Look at the military advisor is also sweating profusely, but still running before and after the shouting encouragement, strictly ordered those who lie on the ground to get up, with the support of the brothers, slowly walk a few laps, or they will be punished by the sergeant's whip, in the whip and walk a few laps to choose, of course everyone chose to walk a few laps.
At this time, Li Li, the captain of the first team, stepped forward and said to the military advisor worriedly: "Military advisor, I think that if you come down like this, everyone will be choked when you walk back, in case this happens, then the law will not blame the public, and won't you lose the majesty of military regulations when the time comes?" ”
The panting Lu Shi said with a smile, Don't be afraid, when I go back, I guarantee that everyone will not cry bitterly even if they run to death, you just wait for my good show, ignore Li Li's confusion, and shout to those staggering soldiers: "Everyone in a team, run." ”
"No, strategist, I'd rather skip dinner, be whipped by the sergeant than run away, you can go around me."
Lu Shi's thigh was suddenly grabbed, and when he looked down, a thin soldier stuck out his tongue and hugged Lu Shi's thigh and cried for mercy.
"You get up for me, don't embarrass me, you don't eat dinner, but our brother still wants to eat, two dogs, get up."
The captain of the squad ran up angrily, came up and gave the second dog a kick, and then scolded angrily: "Don't pretend to be a dead dog in front of the military advisor, don't you see those pickled things in the second team watching our jokes?" It's okay to lose face to anyone, but you can't throw it in front of the second team, give me up"
As he spoke, regardless of the presence of the military advisor, he pulled up the dead face of the second dog and left.
When he went back, the second dog, who was still crying and pretending to be a dog, suddenly stopped crying, because he saw a spectacular scene on the way back.
I saw that on the way to come, on both sides of the road, a group of mother-in-law and aunts in the cottage were walking, the eldest girl, the little daughter-in-law, the little girl, each of them was smiling and blooming, nearly a thousand girls were lined up along the road, and immediately turned the running road into a corridor of flowers.
My mother, you are too damaged by this military advisor, this still makes the man unable to live.
The two dogs already have the heart to die, but now they have to run back if they want to die, or they will be too faceless and too ungentlemanly.
Men, for the sake of face in front of women, it is even more gritted teeth to keep up. Fortunately, there are military advisors in front of them, or everyone will be tight and slow for a while, and they will really get a few injuries.
The sisters on both sides of the road actually began to shout together at this time: "Come on, if it's a man, come on, it's not a man who is a bear, and no one hurts a bear." ”
Damn, this bad idea must have come from that scheming military advisor, absolutely.
Now all the soldiers do not regard Lu Shi as a clever military advisor in their hearts, but replace it with tricks and incomparably bad losses.
Some people are out of breath, some people are calm, and some people are so tired that they almost lie on the ground, but they all grit their teeth and follow and insist on not falling behind.
"Oh my grandma, this, this still doesn't let people live, live," Wang Gouzi said with his tongue out, his steps were vain, and it seemed that if he ran a few more steps, he would vomit blood and die.
"Wang Gouzi, don't pretend to be dead, keep up, don't embarrass our soldiers, delay our dinner and see if I don't beat you to death." The captain of the team scolded loudly, but seeing that Wang Gouzi was indeed powerless, he hurriedly took a few steps forward, grabbed Wang Gouzi's arm and lifted it hard, lifted his rickety back straight, barely straightened his waist and hurried a few steps, lowered his head, bent his back again, and put on a posture of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water. This slows down the entire squad.
"Speed up, if you slow down, you won't be able to eat." Another team ran past the front, panting to cheer each other up.
"It's a big deal, I will faint when I stand in line tomorrow, and I will ask the mothers-in-law and aunts of the healthy women's camp to carry them out, and I will not be subject to this living crime of the new king." Wang Gouzi had a small calculation in his heart, but just now he thought of this, but he saw the prison sergeant driving a few soldiers to the mountain pass to Xinchuang Wang. It was those brothers who had just fainted. "My mother, this is not good for feelings, the new king." Wang Gouzi was completely dead, began to throw away his cranky thoughts, and worked hard to speed up his pace to break into the new king.
"Follow, keep up, our team is not bad, don't embarrass the entire 2nd team, the mothers-in-law and aunts on the side of the road are looking at the new king. Face and face, we can't lose face in front of our mother-in-law and sisters. The captain of the squad pulled Wang Gouzi and said in a whisper, panting like pulling a bellows, stumbling and running, seeing a soldier fall on the side of the road and stretching out his tongue and panting, Wang Gouzi was gloating about the team not being able to eat lunch, but he saw the captain of the team who ran away and a strong soldier ran back, dragged the person up like a dead dog and ran, Wang Gouzi no longer dared to pretend to be a fool, that really affected the brothers on the team, run, play with your life can not drag down the brothers, Xinchuang Wang.
It's here, it's close, and the cottage gate is in front of you.
At the gate of the camp, Geng Kui, the new captain of the prison army, stood like a plague, ready to count the number of new kings in each team. Seeing Lu Shi running close with the soldiers, Geng Kui's expression was grim, he straightened his waist, and looked at the military advisor who was sweating but still running in front.
As soon as the two dogs entered the gate of the cottage, their first thought was to pounce, and then never get up to break into the king.
But as soon as he pounced, two brothers of the sergeant stepped forward, picked him up and began to circle around the school yard to create the new king.
However, something completely attracted him, the attraction was a hundred times stronger than that Xinyi girl with a small pockmark, just in the camp gate, there was a big steaming water tank, God, this is exactly what the two dogs whose lungs are on fire and their throats are already smoking are what they urgently need.
But they were greeted by the wolf-like feet of the sergeant, who kicked the exhausted fellows to the ground with one kick.
"Get out of the way, hurry up and walk around the school field, don't want to drink half a sip of the new king if you haven't walked around."
Then it was changed to a fox expression: "Let's go, I'll drink it when I'm done, salted tea, it's not cold or hot, let's go quickly, I'll have enough to drink when I'm done, Xinchuang Wang." ”
The two dogs didn't know how to complete a circle, but they definitely knew that when they walked in circles, their eyes never left the new king of the vat that was cuter than the girl with freckles.
When the second dog came to the vat with a leg that was no longer his own, when he took the scoop of sweet tea, it was the tea and tears that drank it together, and after the last sip of warm water, the second dog completely collapsed on the school field, and no one could summon the new king.
Seeing that the people had arrived, and Lu Shi, whose legs were no longer like those on his body, stood on the steps and said loudly: "Okay, very good, you have done well today, and I have also fulfilled my promise, and I will finish the course on time with everyone, and I will not be smashed by the previous brother, right?"
"Hahahaha," there was a laugh from below, and there was admiration for the military advisor's style of doing what he said, and there was also worship for the new king who had good skills for the military advisor.
"However, as I said at the beginning, our rules are calculated by the squad, even if you can run again, but your team has left your companions, I'm sorry, there is still no food to eat. Therefore, if you want to eat, you have to take care of your teammates to reach the standard level of calculation, and then you have to carry him back, if there is a team that throws their teammates behind, then not only will they not be given food, but each team member will add 2 miles, and the captain will add 3 miles to run the new king. Isn't it? ”
The captain of the squad who didn't come back on time walked to the steps and bowed; "Strategist, we are punished by the new king."
The captain of the squad who had lost his teammates walked to the steps with a red face and didn't dare to look up at Lu Shi, his mouth was just Nuo Nuo, and he didn't know what to say about the new king.
"What? Not convinced? Now you can lose your teammates just for a bite to eat, and in the future you will lose your teammates on the battlefield to live a little longer, that's your robe, that's your brother, are you going to lose it like this? Who would dare to be your teammate if you lose your teammates for a bite of food? Say? ”
Lu Shi's voice was fierce, his eyes glared at the captain fiercely, and Guo Tianxing was even more angry at the new king. The squad leader was so frightened that he knelt down, "Great commander, the little one knows his mistakes, and there will be no new king next time." ”
"Next time? There is no next time, because on the battlefield the enemy will not give you a chance to live again next time, today you will not only receive the punishment you deserve, but also go to the prison sergeant to receive another 20 lashes, and then give me the new king of the Black Tiger Army. "The squad leader was prostrate on the ground, whining and crying, the new king.
There was silence in the audience when Guo Tianxing spoke, and such a punishment could not be said to be a heavy punishment for the new king. Since then, this person can only live in the old camp in the eyes of the people, and everyone is awe-inspiring in their hearts.
"What about the guy who carried his teammate back?"
"The little one" A strong man walked up to the new king in front of the Black Tiger Star. Intervene in the new king. "You're doing a great job, new king. From now on, you're the leader of this squad, the new king. If your team loses teammates in the future, then your entire team will give me to get out of the Black Tiger Army and get out of the Black Tiger Village, do you hear? ”
"I respectfully honor the new king." The team led everyone together and shouted loudly about the new king.