Chapter 177: Encouraging Brawls
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The noon meal is still mouth-watering, snow-white steamed buns, golden rice, piping hot and fragrant broth, the broth is not tasteless, but put a lot of salt.
Salt, what a good seasoning? What else to say at this time? It's just annoying that the military advisor is chattering in front, and now all everyone's thoughts are in the salty taste of the broth.
Finally, I heard a heavenly voice from the military advisor: "Let's eat"
What else to say? That steamed vegetable soup is his immortal opponent, the military advisor who makes people love and hate him, and he eliminated him.
So on the huge school yard was the sound of sows eating.
Lu Shi is also tired to die or live, although as a traverser, but really not everything can be done, these ten miles of running, but also tired like a rabbit, the harvest is not only tired, but also a brother looks at himself to kill his own eyes.
"It's all good for you, really good for you." Lu Shi comforted himself and everyone like this.
At this time, Chen Ce also carried a big bowl in the local customs, put down the scribe's shelf, Shi Shiran walked to Lu Shi's side, looked at Lu Shi's appearance and said with a smile: "Military advisor, you are tired enough." ”
Lu Shi only has the strength to eat, where is there anything else? Without raising his head, he said with a mouthful full of food: "It's okay, you can still hold on." ”
Chen Ce looked at Zuo Jin while chewing slowly, and then couldn't help but say worriedly: "Now it seems that these brothers are exhausted, can it go on like this?" Don't rush or get there. "That's what we can say responsibly.
Lu Shi nodded, took the last bite of soup and smoothed down the steamed buns in his mouth, and replied with confidence: "This is the normal reaction of the initial exercise, the muscles and the movement are not coordinated enough, but if you do this for another three days, it will be fine after three days, but now you can't stop, as long as you stop, then these brothers will really be expensive, and I will increase the amount of exercise after three days, running up to thirteen miles at a time, and then fifteen miles, and then it will be good to hold on for more than ten days at that time." ”
Seeing that Chen Ce didn't understand, he didn't bother to explain to him what kinesiology was, and he didn't understand it after explaining, so he scooped a bowl of broth again, began to taste it carefully, and said casually: "It's like eating, a hungry and ruthless person can't give him enough to eat at one time, it's not good for the stomach, maybe it will kill him, but it's good after increasing the amount of food a little bit, and slowly he will get used to it, and he will become a big-bellied man, you can get me another steamed bun, I'm really too lazy to move. ”
Chen Ce was helpless, he couldn't understand this weird theory of military advisors, and he couldn't find it in the sage books, so let him try, just don't break it.
When the two people were talking to each other, they suddenly heard a loud shout coming from afar, and when they looked at the sound, they were sitting together in the corner of the school yard and looking pitifully at the people eating in the distance.
Lu Shi put down the soup bowl, stuffed the remaining half of the steamed bun in his mouth, and walked over there,
Not far away, I saw a rough-looking man stand up abruptly and shout loudly; "I blame you pickles, you don't pay attention when you run, you are fucking lazy, you can't eat like you, you look at the steamed bun broth, and you have to be laughed at by the things you eat."
When a thin man heard this, he jumped up and said unconvinced: "Can you blame me?" I'm thin and can't run fast, so how are you? The five big and three thick guys just take care of themselves and run. Didn't you see Zhao Er of the third squad stunned? People are not much stronger than you, they came back with a teammate on their backs, are you ashamed? ”
"Well, then can't you learn a little bit from that kid from the Seventh Brigade? Look at the tired people who are about to vomit blood, and they are crawling back. ”
"Then why don't you say that two teammates came back later? Then you can't pull me twice? You starve you and deserve it. ”
"Yohe, then you are still reasonable to drag everyone back?"
"Then you don't help your teammates, right? The words of the military advisor let you eat them? It's a shame that you're still my cousin. ”
"I, I, I'm going to beat you up old thing." The cousin, who was called a cousin, simply stared at his eyes and yelled, and began to use force with his arms and sleeves.
"If you pay it back, I'll take your dead father for you, and I'll beat you up for a thing that doesn't help you." The little man stood up without showing weakness at that time, and opened his posture to face the battle.
So there was a full martial arts march over there.
When Geng Kui saw it, he shouted loudly, and immediately prepared to take people over to fight and punish these soldiers who dared to fight in the army, but he was stopped by Lu Shi, and Lu Shi said with a smile: "Let them fight, you will watch from the side, as long as no one is killed." Fighting is not forbidden in our army, so that it can cultivate blood, as long as you sergeant call them together afterwards, explain right and wrong clearly, and let the wrongdoer apologize to the one who is wrong. Let's go, let's go see the excitement. ”
This Lu Shi really pulled Chen Ce and Chunlan who ran over to see the excitement.
Lu Shi was tired of standing and watching, so he simply asked Wang Xiao to move two chairs, let Chen Ce sit down, and sat with Erlang's legs crossed.
It is said that the rules in the official army have the saying that the barracks fight and kill each other, but don't touch the military division's bad head.
Lu Shi saw that he couldn't fight, and said with a smile: "Don't mind, don't worry about me, you continue, my consciousness is that we are stupid and have a reason but can't talk about him, then let's talk with our fists, even if there is no reason, we have to rely on our fists to find out the reason, what kind of people are we, are bandits, who do bandits reason with, bandits themselves are not a profession of reasoning, you see which bandit said politely when robbing, I'm sorry, we are hungry, so we have to rob you, this is a helpless thing." Do you agree? If you don't agree, then we'll go, if you agree, then we'll go up. Won't all such bandits starve to death? Everyone laughed when they saw that their military advisor was interesting.
"Come on, let's see how the battle went? Oops, that skinny man, your fists are too slow, like a slow motion, and you can't catch them? Let's see if you caught it, that big man, what are you polite about grabbing someone's fist? Won't the rest of the area be alive? What are you waiting for that little man, waiting for the legs, yes, that's it, it will make the big man's egg hurt all at once. Oops, I let you kick his crotch with his legs, but I didn't let you kick his thighs, you stupid, I'm starting to hurt your eggs. And you hug his waist. ”
Forgot for a while, dropped the chair and jumped to the sidelines and shouted: "Your hand is grabbed by someone, what are your teeth for, just keep gnawing bones?" Bite him, yes, into his old waist. And the monkey stealing the peach is like this, it's not like this, you're too *** stupid, I'm outrageous about your stupidity. ”
Lu Shi was the same vernacular as the commentator there, and he didn't care about his poetry image at all, it was a dirty word flying all over the sky than a rude bandit, which made Chunlan, who was standing behind him, blush and red cloth, Chen Ce shook his head with a wry smile, and said again and again: "It's insulting." "But then again, just sit in a chair and don't leave.
Lu Shi's image is deeply liked by everyone, and he no longer feels that the military advisor is a high-ranking existence, but has the same affinity as his brother.
Guo Tianxing was infected by the military division, and he was even more excited and carried away, dancing with his hands, cheering for both sides again and again, at this time, seeing that the little man's physical strength was exhausted, Lu Shi jumped up and shouted at a few eager soldiers: "What are you waiting for? Are you just watching your brother being bullied and doing nothing? I'm ashamed to have a brother like you, what are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and pull your brother away? ”
After receiving such a comment from the military advisor, those eager guys at that time rushed to join the battle group.
The big brother over there saw that there were many people on the other side and his brother was going to suffer, and he also shouted to join, so the single fight became a melee between the two sides, the brothers on both sides continued to join, and the number of people in the war group continued to increase, and then they couldn't tell who was who's in the group, anyway, they beat up when they saw someone, Lu Shi had to hold a chair and keep retreating, so as not to be hit by flying shoes or something, and there were constantly people running to see the excitement in the distance, when he saw a group of people who were close to him, Immediately join the group fight and show your skills.
Lu Shi, who retreated to the back, said to Guo Tianxing and Chen Ce, who were fascinated: "There are three benefits to fighting, the first is to fight, then I treat him as a brother in my heart, which is more conducive to unity." Second, in the fight to exercise the fist and foot waist reaction technology, than the step-by-step practice on the road faster, third, when being beaten, slowly practice the ability to resist the beating, no longer suffer a little injury in the future to shout pain, by the way, there is a fourth, that is to exercise the courage in the fight, no longer afraid of the battlefield, this move is four wins, why not? Therefore, we have to constantly create opportunities for them to fight, and it is better to fight with one team and one team. ”
Guo Tianxing and Chunlan looked at Lu Shi with the eyes of a monster, and they could tell so much truth in just a fight, they were really demons.
Since then, the Black Tiger Army has a new entertainment project, that is, between a team and a martial arts, after the end of the training, the black-eyed chicken must look for the fault of the other team, and if there is no harmony, a big fight, of course, the defeated must find the field, and the defeated must continue to ravage the defeated generals, or find another victor to challenge, Lu Shi also came up with a new invention of the mobile red flag, which one wins, it will be awarded to which, of course, the defeated have to sum up the experience and fight again. So every night, no matter how cold it was, Lu Shi would carry a stool like other idlers and watch the brawl before going to teach. This made the third uncle and other old and serious people cry and laugh helplessly.
But it's also strange that the constant brawl not only brought entertainment to the boring cottage, but also greatly changed the appearance of the cottage, not only did everyone have an unprecedented fighting spirit, but also the martial arts and the team not only did not fall apart, but became more united.
According to the military division; "Fighting friendship is the most iron."
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