032 Bantam Tiger Dragon Boat is called Little Mom
032 Bantam Tiger Dragon Boat is called Little Mom
The little overlord Zhou Tong got a cheap advantage on the tiger boat and swaggered in front of the bantam tiger Wang Ying. Wang Ying was stupid when she heard it, and felt that such a beautiful thing in the world should be the first to enjoy herself, but the fertile water actually flowed into the fields of outsiders.
One night, Hu Sanniang came home, and Wang Ying pestered his wife again. Hu Sanniang has a principle, never to do anything with this nominal husband. Wang Ying's heart in this regard has long been dead, but when he heard Zhou Tong's treatment, he revived.
"Sanniang, no matter what, I'm your husband! You can't reject me as an 'adult', and over time, I'll get an enlarged prostate, varicose veins, and eventually the blood won't flow, and that place will really die. You don't let me touch other women, how can people live?! Wang Ying said pitifully.
"Who won't let you touch other women? You can touch it if you want, and I've never stopped you. Hu Sanniang said with a sneer.
"This Liang Shanbo,. Almost all of them are gentlemen, who do you want me to touch? I don't want to be gay, because I'm going to get AIDS and I'm going to die! β
Hu Sanniang thought for a while, and said mysteriously: "Tomorrow (19~21 o'clock), you board the dragon boat." β
Wang Ying was overjoyed when she heard this, and ran to another room to raise the corpse.
When she got up early the next day, Wang Ying was so anxious that she scratched her ears and cheeks, and finally managed to reach Shen Shi (15~17 o'clock), and then came to the water's edge, looking at her eyes. As soon as the hour arrived, a small boat rowed over. Before the boat could stop, Wang Ying jumped on. The ship was stunned and almost capsized. The boat balanced, and the two minions rowed into the depths of the water.
It was pitch black on the water, and Wang Ying was a little nervous and couldn't find the southeast, northwest, south, south, north, south, west. Although it was early autumn, I felt a little cold in my heart. In the middle of the night, I saw a red lantern lit up, and my heart suddenly warmed.
I got off the boat, boarded the dragon boat, went directly to the second floor, and entered a warm room. Wang Ying raised his eyes and burst out loud with joy. I saw Hu Sanniang wearing red clothes and green clothes, bowing her head slightly, and sitting at the table with a spring face. The dishes on the table are hot and fragrant, and there are two pairs of chopsticks.
"Sanniang, you received me personally!" Wang Yingmei had a big snot bubble.
"Look at your little bit of interest!" Sanniang glanced at him and smiled brightly, "Sit down!" β
"You sit first, you don't sit, I'm nervous."
Sanniang poured him a full glass of wine and sat down. Wang Ying also sat down, took a piece of skin and jelly to eat, and dried the cup of wine at once.
"Good wine!" Wang Ying shouted.
"Is it okay to drink alone?" Sanniang asked with a smile.
"The wine is good, the food is hard, and the people are beautiful!" Wang Ying looked at her and said with a smile.
"Xianggong, drink another cup!" Sanniang poured him full again.
Wang Ying dried up the wine again and was in a good mood.
"Sanniang, you have never been so gentle, and you have never been so beautiful! I'm a little flattered that I don't know what my last name is. β
"Tonight, I'll let you be beautiful, wave a wave, let you taste it, and be a husband!" Sanniang smiled.
Wang Ying stood up, took a step back, fell to her knees, kowtowed, and said, "Sanniang, my mother died early, you are my little mother!" β
Sanniang was startled at first, then giggled, pinched his face, and said, "You are older than me, I want to be your mother, how old you are!" β
"Sanniang, this is an analogy." Wang Ying stood up and filled a cup for herself, "Sanniang, I respect you for a cup, I wish you eternal beauty and eternal youth!" β
The two of them dried their wine.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Sanniang smiled and said: "Xianggong, I'll sing you a song." β
Wang Ying slapped his face and said, "Good, good!" β
Sanniang took off the pipa and sang with a singing voice-
Su about a small waist, reluctant to hurt the spring. New evening makeup under the shadow of sparse plum. It looks like a light cloud.
The song skillfully moves the red lips, and the words are delicate. The peach blossom deep path is a Tongjin. Looking forward to the night moon in Yaotai, it was also sent back to the wheel.
"Does it sound good?" Sanniang asked.
"Sounds good!" Wang Ying clapped a few times.
"Okay, I'll sing you a few more songsβ"
"Sanniang, it's not early, I'm too tired to sing. Let's rest early. Wang Ying looked greedy.
"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry-" Sanniang stretched her waist, "I'm also a little tired, it's time to rest." - Go inside and wash yourself. β
Sanniang opened the door, put Wang Ying in, and then closed the door. Wang Ying saw that there was a big wooden box inside, with half a basin of water. He quickly stripped naked, jumped in, and washed quickly. At first, I washed it very seriously, but then I fooled around and jumped out of the tub. I felt that it was too early, afraid that Sanniang would blame herself for not being able to wash it, so she went into the wooden basin again, carefully took a look, wiped it clean, and gently opened the door a crack and spied on.
The dining table and chairs were long gone, and a bed was made in splendor. Sanniang was half-stripped naked, wearing a red belly on her upper body, wanting to cover it, and her lower body was covered with a thin quilt that could not be seen. Wang Ying has seen women, she can't see them, she wants to see them.
"My husband is here!" Wang Ying threw herself barefoot on the bed......
Wang Ying found that her little brother could use it, and she cried with excitement. And Sanniang was very gentle with him, which moved him even more. In the second battle, he shouted wildly:
"Mom, you're really my mom! You are my forever mom!! Mom, where you point, I will fight, for you I am willing to smear my liver and brain, go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, if I Wang Ying blinks my eyes, I am not a hero! As soon as I got ashore, I smashed the body of the black whirlwind Li Kui into pieces...... Mommy! β
Wang Ying fell for thousands of miles and collapsed like mud. After a while, he slept like a dead pig.
Wang Ying woke up and saw that Sanniang was no longer by her side, so she shouted a few times. Sanniang pushed open the door inside, dressed neatly, walked out, and said with a smile: "The sun is all on the ass, it's time to get up!" β
Wang Ying stretched his body and said, "I'm so tired!" "Slowly put on your clothes.
"Sanniang, do you want to come again?"
"Take care of your spirits!"
"I still have combat effectiveness!" Reach out and pull Sanniang.
The door outside opened, and a heroic woman walked in, dressed neatly and neatly, and her face was even more arrogant. The person who came was none other than Yizhang Qinghu Sanniang.
"Sanniang? Sanniang? Wang Ying looked at Hu Sanniang who had just come in, and then at "Hu Sanniang" who slept with him last night, and was stunned, "Am I the hell?" Who are the real Sanniang of you? β
"I'm Lin Siniang, and she's your real Sanniang." Lin Siniang grimaced and ran away.
"Mommy, mom is very affectionate!" Hu Sanniang sneered.
Wang Ying began to be ashamed and blushed, but he didn't want to find a crack in the ground to get into, so he instantly became cheeky, and said with a smile: "Little Mom-"
Hu Sanniang snorted and said, "Lin Siniang is your 'little mother', you can find her." β
Wang Ying went ashore satisfied, wanting to find a chance to meet "little mother" Lin Siniang again. That night, I felt a faint pain in my lower body, and when I took off my pants, I saw that something was wrong, and my little brother was as red and swollen as a carrot.
Wang Ying hurriedly went to find An Daoquan, and searched for several laps before finding it. After reading it, An Daoquan warned: "If you continue to indulge like this, you will rot by the roots!" β
Wang Ying let out a sad voice: "Mom, my mom, I miss you, what should I do!?" β
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