"Miss Qiao, what's so good about this stone monkey story, let's play guessing."

"Why don't you guess the words?" Da Qiao stared at him like a thief, very jealous that he would have any more meat puzzles.

"I'm very serious, if you don't want to guess, then forget it." When it came, I muttered a sentence and said that I would count yesterday's lottery to meet your two requirements!

Liu Lan threw out a lot of olive branches, he was convinced that Da Qiao would definitely take the bait, and the direction of the development of things was the same as his guess, so he just heard her voice like a mosquito: "Let me think about it!" ”

"If you want to guess, what else do you think?" Liu Lan smiled lewdly in his heart and said, "I'm out of the question!" ”

"Get out, as long as it's not like that!" Da Qiao replied shyly, it seems that yesterday's anagram has become like a nightmare, and it has caused him extremely serious psychological persecution.

"I ask you, how many limbs do you women have?" Liu Lan sat next to her again, staring at her with a beautiful side face and asked.

Da Qiao looked down, a little unsure if he was asking about limbs, and replied suspiciously: "Limbs?"

"Yes, the woman has four limbs, and how many limbs does the man have?" Liu Lan said with a smile, and his heart was turned upside down with happiness.

Convinced that Liu Lan was indeed asking about the limbs, Da Qiao said casually without thinking, "Of course, it's also limbs!" ”

"Have you forgotten that point yesterday?"

Da Qiao was ashamed and angry, and stood up suddenly and said, "Shameless! Dirty! ”

"Oh, Miss Qiao, listen to me, it's just pornography, pornography. At most, I'm just reminding you to know more about the opposite sex. It's popular science, and in the future, you can call me Baidu God or Du Niang! ”

Big Joe didn't know what he was talking nonsense by himself. I want to go, but I think that the conditions of the two temptations finally stayed, stared at him vigilantly, gritted his silver teeth and said, "Okay, men have five limbs!" ”

"Then how many limbs did you say a man and a woman had when they spent candles in the cave room?" Unexpectedly, Liu Lan was sure that he would definitely leave in a bad mood, but he never thought that she would stay, and he was immediately happy in his heart, and he forced a smile. Looking at that figure again, it seems to be a sheep madness at this moment, and it is sobbing badly.

"A few limbs, nine limbs, of course!" Da Qiao scoffed at his question and said without thinking. It's ridiculous, can you have an extra limb or a missing limb when you spend candles in the cave room?

"Wrong, it's eight limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs!"

……？？？？！！！！！！

No response? Is it too profound to understand? Damn, I knew that I would talk about one, two, one, and I wanted to tell the girls in the class back then. That's one by one pricked up their ears and laughed back and forth!

Liu Lan noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and when he looked back, he found that he had broken into the big basket, and this chick didn't understand. I understand it so well, at this moment, my eyes are full of tears, and the tears are rolling in my eyes! I suddenly realized the seriousness of the matter. Originally, talking about yellow jokes is also a spice of life, how can a nation that can't even make jokes be sad? But he forgot that Da Qiao was an ancient man after all. Or a woman, and how can such a vague joke as he tell? But the most strange thing for him is that he tells this story very secretly. And how can Da Qiao, a little girl who grows up in a deep boudoir, understand? Could it be that she is already a woman who has been processed?

"You don't know how to talk about that? But what about your guarantees? Are you deliberately humiliating me with words? ”

Da Qiao ran away after leaving this sentence, ignoring the eyes of many soldiers (the soldiers thought that Liu Lan had eaten her tofu) and rushed back to the camp, and no longer held back the tears in his eyes, falling like spring rain, and then the sound of sobbing and choking spread throughout the night sky......

This result made Liu Lan unexpected, although the reaction to the word 'Tai' yesterday was also very strong, but it was by no means as fierce as today's reaction, and for a while, it seemed that he had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, which was not a taste.

From the opponent's point of view, Liu Lanmo said that it was telling a yellow story, and it would not be an exaggeration to put her on the bow of the overlord on the spot, but from a woman's point of view, he did a little bit of damage in this matter, but this is okay, tonight's deployment is not afraid of Da Qiao secretly teleporting out.

It was another sleepless night, Liu Lan, who was always on high alert, was only confused in the early morning, and after sleeping for less than two hours, the group went on the road, and Liu Lan, who successfully transformed into a national treasure, was ready to take the opportunity to send food to accompany him early in the morning because the effect of 'eight limbs and nine limbs' was too obvious.

I'm not afraid of eating closed-door soup, I haven't eaten less these days, anyway, in the end, it's cloudy and sunny while eating, as long as I can say a word, then yesterday's incident will be completely over.

Just about to deliver the food with Benyi, I found that Qiao Ji came to pick up the food, this is the first time, in the past, he or Xu Chu sent it, knowing that this time this time this thing is a little difficult, he turned his head and turned his face, greeted him with a smile, suppressed his voice, and whispered: "Is your sister still alive?" ”

"Hmm!" Qiao Ji pouted, my sister is about to hate you to death, you better not appear in front of her now.

"Persuade her well!" Liu Lan handed the food to Qiao Ji and said.

"Hmm!" Qiao Ji answered, took the meal and just turned around to leave, but heard Liu Lan suddenly say: "By the way, I want to ask you something!" ”

"What?" Qiao Ji turned his head and looked at Liu Lan in a fog.

Liu Lan leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Is your sister good?" ”

Qiao Ji was stunned, his heartbeat began to accelerate sharply, and he kept reminding himself to be calm, to be calm, and he shook his head for a long time before he said, "I don't know very well, there shouldn't be!" ”

"Haha!" Liu Lan's eyes flashed with a hint of cunning unnoticed, and Lang smiled and said: "I have a nephew, who is the orphan of Sun Wentai, called Sun Ce, who is handsome and extraordinary, unparalleled in the sun, why don't I help him match with your sister?" Let Sun Qiao's two families become good for Qin and Jin? ”

Qiao Ji's heart sank even more, but there was one thing Qiao Ji heard from it, Liu Lan didn't know much about Sun Ce's affairs, but why did he still say that?

He glanced at him with a strange expression, and suddenly had a hint of realization in his heart, and said with a snicker: "Envoy." I don't think you're talking about Sun or something's nephew, it's yourself! ”

Liu Lan's old face turned red. Slightly embarrassed, he laughed dryly: "You kid, I can't hide anything from you." Tell me, do you think my hope is great? ”

Qiao Ji looked at him carefully up and down, and said: "Envoy, you don't know this, my sister made a grand wish that Lang Jun, who will marry in the future, must not only have the mind to contain the universe, but also be a world-famous true hero and strange man; Literary and martial arts are indispensable, not only can enter the temple and the world, but also can go out of the fortress to protect the frontier. A true man in the world! ”

"Really?"

"yes!"

Liu Lan muttered, his mother, isn't this just talking about me? looked at him and said seriously, "Has your sister collected my news?" ”

"Envoy, are you really joking?" Qiao Ji Waner smiled.

"You look me in the eye!"

"What's wrong?" Qiao Ji stared at Liu Lan's eyes for a while, and as the two looked at each other affectionately, their fair-skinned faces began to redden, and finally lowered their heads in a panic, not daring to look at Liu Lan anymore.

This kid doesn't have dragon impotence, right? looked at him with the shy appearance of a little woman. Liu Lan only felt that his whole body was covered with goosebumps, and he fell down suddenly: "Do you really think I was joking with you just now?" ”

Qiao Ji said casually: "Isn't it?" ”

"Alas!" Liu Lan let out a long sigh, with a pitiful expression, and said, "It seems that the world has misunderstood me too deeply. "Patted Joe on the shoulder. Said earnestly: "People are not lustful teenagers, lust is not lewd heroes, it seems that the world is confused by my appearance!" ”

Joe Ji didn't know what to say. Where and where are these, you can't beat the eight poles. But looking at him with an oath, I wanted to laugh at him, I didn't understand the meaning of the hero, but I didn't dare to laugh out loud. Only the pretty face is red.

Seeing that he looked like he was out of his mind, and his sister-like pretty face was red and white for a while, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but since his mind was no longer here, Liu Lan could only smile bitterly and say: "Okay, okay, go quickly, otherwise the food will be cold for a while!" ”

"No!"

Qiao Ji said goodbye and stepped back and left, looking at his back, Liu Lan sneered in his heart, you little fox still dare to play with me when you meet the old fox! The look has long been gone, the hippie smile just now has become gloomy, and he glanced at Qiao Ji who was far away, turned around and left!

On the way, Liu Lan profoundly reviewed the mistakes he had made, and the price was that after arriving in Xuzhou City, he would let their siblings go back, which was exchanged for Da Qiao's forgiveness.

At sunset, the group set up camp again in the wilderness, this time they chose a tributary of Wenshui, a small river gurgling, and dragonflies fluttering on the river, as if chasing and playing. Today's night sky is a little weird, the sun has not completely set in the west, but the moon has already shouted, and above the crescent moon, there are two stars flashing, and the moon happens to be combined into a human smile, which adores everyone.

Da Qiao gathered a pile of firewood early and piled it on the bank of the river, but she didn't light it, just sat on the bank of the river, looking up at the sky, staring at the smiling face in a daze.

Liu Lan, who had set up the camp, saw him from afar, came to sit down beside him and whispered: "The beauty of the moon lies in the unreachable, and the most beautiful thing in the world is not that you can't get these three words?" ”

Da Qiao squinted his eyes, saw that it was Liu Lan, and bowed slightly, and said: "Getting it may not be good, not getting it is not necessarily bad, Huainanzi has a saying that Sai Weng lost his horse, so if people are not satisfied, they will not be happy, and if they are content, they will not be happy, even if they are not satisfied." She seemed to be talking to herself, and she seemed to be saying to Liu Lan, but there was a little sadness between her frowns, and she looked listless when she was full of heart.

Liu Lan didn't care too much, people are like this, women like sad spring and autumn, and men like to worry about the ancients (borrowing wine to drown their sorrows?). The old man likes to look forward to the past, and the child likes to fantasize about the future, which is human nature, and what is it, and said with a smile: "You think the moon is really beautiful when you look at the moon now, but in fact, the surface of the moon is pitted and ugly." ”

Da Qiao looked at his side face suspiciously, didn't know what he thought, his face flushed, his eyebrows were lowered, and he muttered, "How do you know?" ”

Liu Lan said without seriousness: "Have you forgotten that Guan Yu is the apprentice of the Monkey King?" ”

"It's strange to believe you!" Big Joe glanced at him in disgust.

Liu Lan smiled wryly: "You see us looking at the moon here, and you can't see what it looks like above him, so I won't argue with you, just like looking at us from the moon...... He paused and hurriedly changed his words, in fact, we can't see anything when we look at the moon, there are still some things that can be seen! ”

"What?" Although Da Qiao knew that he must be talking about it, he still couldn't help but ask casually.

"The Great Wall, you know?"

"Yes!" Da Qiao bowed slightly. Can you really see the Great Wall above the moon? Looking at the 'smiling face's eyes, it became even more leisurely!

For later generations, the Qin Dynasty has always been shrouded in a veil of mystery, and we are just listening to some histories of success and defeat distorting him. But the true image of history is difficult for some villains to be indelible after all, the Great Wall, the terracotta warriors, the county system, weights and measures, and our Chinese characters all stand there like a monument that will not fall, and they look at the majority of people who have been fooled by the few with a smile and pity like Buddha statues......

Under the teaching of some people's orthodox royal concept as the core, the Qin Dynasty was almost submerged in the heavy smoke of history under the notoriety of tyranny and harsh government, and a large number of historical facts disappeared, coupled with the Ming and Qing dynasties, the "Chronicles of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty" and "Romance of the Twenty-four History" and other historical works were recklessly blasphemed, completely smearing this period of history beyond recognition.

For two thousand years, this absurd view of history has spread among the people, forming a long-standing reputation of "Violent Qin", such as Cao Cao and Zhou Yu are among the victims, and there are too many examples of Yang Guang Chongzhen, but for the common people, they can't see the official history or because the history books are obscure, so the impact of novels, storytelling dramas, and folklore on them is more far-reaching. Now it seems that our history is more like a quintessential (dramatic) history, a history of romance, while the official history is more and more out of reach!

Liu Lan, who came back from his thoughts, found that Da Qiao was going to light the bonfire on the side, and said in surprise: "Hey, why are there a bunch of them today?" ”

"It's too much trouble, so it's piled up!" Da Qiao just took a step forward, looked back and said with a smile like a flower.

"Don't order it yet!" Liu Lan waved his hand and patted the position where Da Qiao was sitting just now to signal her to return to his side.

"Why?" Da Qiao paused, but he still walked back obediently, but the red color of his cheeks was red all the way to his neck!

"I want to talk to you!" Liu Lan smiled and looked at Da Qiao, who was walking towards her with Lianbu: "Your brother told you!" (To be continued.) )