Chapter 976: Two Days and Two Nights
After dinner, Da Qiao, who was nested in the tent, suddenly heard the noise outside, elated, and joyful, as if he had seen the old farmer after the harvest, and said to Qiao Ji on the side: "What's going on outside, go and see!" ”
Qiao Ji dragged his chin with both hands, and he didn't know what to think about anymore, and he didn't hear what Big Joe was saying at all.
"Qiao Ji, I'll let you go out and see what happened!" Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Da Qiao said with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.
"Ah, oh, okay!" Qiao Ji stood up and ran out of the tent in a hurry, suddenly turned around in embarrassment, scratched his head and said, "Sister, what are you asking me to do?" ”
"Go see what's going on outside!" Da Qiao said angrily.
It took a long time for Qiao Ji to pant and turn back, but when he entered the account, he found that his sister was curled up on her knees and was stunned, and her hands were playing with the white bamboo flute that threw Liu Lan just now. Sneakily looked around, and came to my sister like a thief, and said, "Do you miss Sun Gongzi again?" ”
"Nonsense!" The girl was told that she was in a hurry, so she retorted, and then she felt lost, and hurriedly turned around and found that it was her younger brother Qiao Ji, who had just turned pale because of panic, and glared at him with a snort, and said, "Don't die?" ”
"It's not like no one!" Qiao Ji stuck out his tongue and said mischievously: "Sister, I'm going to see it, it's Liu Yuanjun telling a story outside, everyone is going to listen!" ”
And he can tell stories? Da Qiao sneered disdainfully and said, "What kind of allusion does he tell?" ”
"He didn't tell any allusions...... "Qiao Ji stopped talking. Thinking of what I had just heard, my delicate cheeks immediately flushed.
How could the younger brother's expression change be hidden from Da Qiao, and he scolded: "I just said that the villain dog can still spit out ivory from his mouth?" I shouldn't have asked. He must be talking about some nasty things! "Da Qiao has seen through Liu Lan's bones!
Qiao Ji's head shook like a rattle, and he was busy clarifying for Liu Lan: "Sister, this time you are really wrong to blame Liu Yuanjun, he is not talking about those obscene things that are inconsistent with etiquette, but Chang'e running to the moon!" "I thought about a good myth in my heart, but Liu Yuanjun told it as a yellow joke.
Oh? Could it be that I missed him? Da Qiao looked at his younger brother with some suspicion and asked for confirmation again.
Sister! Qiao Ji looked innocent, but how could you doubt me!
Big Joe nodded. After waiting a little longer, they looked at the sky and went out, and the place where they camped was surrounded by a lush forest. It was a hot summer, and everywhere was green, weeds and thorns, flowers and lilies. Picturesque.
It's quiet. Da Qiao didn't dare to go too far, but the annoying sound of walking around always lingered in his ears, and after thinking about it, he walked back, and sat in the grass far away.
As soon as I sat down, I heard the nasty voice sound again:
Since Pangu was established in the sky, Nuwa has been in the world. Fuxi fishing and hunting paintings yin and yang, there are nests to build a residence to escape the summer and cold......
After the poem was finished, he heard the wicked man "snap" and slammed his palms together. She was taken aback, and then she was heard, "Brothers. This time we are talking about the journey to the west, saying that Pangu opened up, the three emperors ruled the world, the five emperors Dinglun, and the world was divided into four continents: Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Continent, South Ganbu Continent, and North Julu Continent. This time, there is a land overseas in Dongsheng Shenzhou, which is called Aolai Country. The country is close to the sea, and there is a mountain in the sea, which is called Huaguo Mountain. This mountain is the ancestral vein of the ten continents, the dragon of the three islands, since the opening of the turbidity and standing, Hongmeng after the judgment.
This is the beginning of the story, and the story told by Liu Lan is something she has never heard of, unheard of, and after listening to it for a while, she will fall into a trance, stretching out her ears lest there is a word missing, and when she heard that the stone monkey learned seventy-two changes from the Bodhi ancestor, her face was full of longing, and she didn't expect that there was such a method in this world.
Then she heard that the stone monkey was expelled from the division, she was very puzzled, why is this, wouldn't it be good to punish it? As for driving out of the mountain gate? In this way, the stone monkey will not become a rootless Ping in the future, but how to gain a foothold in the world!
Hearing that the monkey went down to the heavenly court and fought with the heavenly soldiers, he was even more indignant, this monkey has no king's law, does not understand etiquette, and dares to disobey the emperor of heaven, isn't this the end of a person who will be destroyed sooner or later? If he is alone, it will be enough, but to involve the innocent macaques in that mountain is a great crime!
"The fourth lieutenant and the second general take the promise according to their word. This true monarch and the crowd are driving the clouds, singing triumphant songs, and winning the sky. After a short time, go outside the Tongming Palace. The Heavenly Master said, "The Four Heavenly Kings and others have already captured the demon monkey Monkey King. Come here to hear the announcement. "The Jade Emperor sent a decree, and immediately ordered the Mighty Ghost King and Tianding and others to be escorted to the demon slaying platform and chop up their corpses."
Speaking of this, just as everyone was concentrating and waiting for the climax to come, they saw Liu Lan clapping his face with a "snap" again, and said: "It's too late, I have to hurry tomorrow, let's talk about it here today, let's disperse, let's disperse!" ”。
Liu Lan told the first few stories one by one, and then told one another, how could there be a story like this most wonderful story, but half of it was not said, the soldiers of the Baier Battalion were itching, plucked up courage, and shouted: "General, do you want to tell me whether the stone monkey Monkey King died or not?" ”。
A clever sergeant on the side suddenly interjected and said, "I definitely didn't die, if I died, the lord wouldn't miss these few words, and it would be over after speaking!" ”
Liu Lan glanced at the talking kid more, a little clever, and said with a smile: "What you kid said is good, he can't die yet, but I'll make a mess for you when I'm free in the future!" After speaking, he pointed to the kid who spoke just now and said, "What's your kid's name, where is your home?" The mind is very good, so you can behave well in the future. As the saying goes, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, do you have the confidence to get a general in the future and show me! ”
The kid couldn't be more excited, and he stammered after a while: "The kid's name is Bai Shou, his family is from Yi County, Donghai County, and he must become a general in the future and live up to the expectations of the lord!" ”
Liu Lan nodded and waved them away, in fact, he had already seen Da Qiao, and the reason why he kept telling the story was to wait for an opportunity, and now it was just right. Because Da Qiao lit the bonfire again, but today's bonfire was one less than yesterday's, only two.
Liu Lan couldn't figure out what this meant. Is it a code, it's a mute, or it's nothing! But since he can't figure it out, he won't think about it, if he thinks too much, it's easy to let himself go into a misunderstanding, if so, it's better to probe her tone!
But after only two steps, his heart suddenly sank, as if he had fallen to the deepest part of Antarctica, and something came to mind. That is, when he sent Da Qiao back to the account before dinner today, she inexplicably asked where Zhang Ping went, why she cared about Zhang Ping's movements, and that excessive performance was too abnormal!
This only says one thing. That is, the meaning of the bonfire represents people, what people, first of all, make sure that there is a bunch of bonfires missing, if it represents Zhang Ping, then it is said that the two bonfires lit now represent me and Xu Chu! If that's the case, will Zhou Yu ...... tonight
Liu Lan didn't dare to think about it anymore. turned around and ran like a gust of wind to find Xu Chu, who arranged for the stay. Said: "From now on, the whole battalion will give me one hundred and twenty points of spirit, and arrange for the preparation of informing the white-eared soldiers at any time, Zhou Yu is very likely to appear tonight!" ”
After everything was taken care of, he always felt uneasy in his heart, and when he carefully reviewed everything that had been arranged, he did not make any mistakes, but the feeling of trepidation in his heart could not subside, and there was always a sense of foreboding that made him suspicious that something was missing.
In such a panicked atmosphere, he appeared behind Da Qiao, but when he stood behind Da Qiao, his nervous heart was suddenly relaxed. It turns out that the source of the previously obscure worries is here!
The grass beside her sat side by side with him, and the night sky was far and deep. The stars are dotted in the night sky, like the most dazzling pearls, beautiful.
No matter when Liu Lan appeared within ten feet of this chick, she would start shouting or turn around and leave, but now even if she was sitting next to her, the chick didn't show any disgust, raised her head gently, stared at the starry sky for a long time, and suddenly stretched out her slender index finger, pointed to the beautiful moon in the night sky, and said, "Did you just say that Chang'e really lives in the Guanghan Palace in the moon?" ”
Liu Lan was stunned, he didn't expect this chick to speak calmly with him for the first time, and her voice was so good, but no matter how good her voice was, she always had to answer what she asked, but he was a little worried, because he didn't know which story Chang'e he was asking about, whether it was Journey to the West or Huang Duanzi's Chang'e Running to the Moon!
said ambiguously: "It should be, after all, it's just a legend, it can't be true!" ”
Da Qiao didn't hear it, but muttered sadly: "Then isn't she very lonely in the Moon Palace, she doesn't even have a person to talk to herself, and she has to be harassed by Marshal Tianpeng!" ”
No, isn't there Wu Gang here!
I don't know how long it took to be silent like this, Da Qiao, who came back to his senses, blinked, and suddenly asked, "By the way, what's the matter with you and Sister Gan?" Why did he treat ...... like that" was clumsy for a while, and I don't know how to describe the relationship between the two.
"I met her in the rivers and lakes, and somehow I fell in love with her from the first time I saw her, and then launched an offensive to pursue her, I thought it would be vigorous, but the world is impermanent, who would have thought that it would be such an ending? Maybe the wrong person appeared at the right time, or the right person appeared at the wrong time, and it became the way we are now! Liu Lan shrugged his shoulders and said calmly: "Forget it, I don't want to think about it, it's better to forget about each other!" ”
"Huh!"
Da Qiao smiled lightly, not to mention how charming she was when she smiled, no wonder Cao Cao wanted to lock him in the Tongque Palace, if he could see such a smile every day, not to mention that it could prolong his life, it would also make people feel comfortable.
"Really, you impressed me today, in fact, you can sit in the position of Xuzhou Mu There are still some talents, not a ridiculous person like a pegasus and lackey on the surface!"
"Although Miss Qiao and I have known each other for a short time, she is the one who knows me best!" Liu Lan said with a grin, with an expression of having met a confidant, and said: "The world has only seen my wild and uninhibited, but a few people know that I have a fiery heart!" Shaking his head, he said: "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it, look!" No! Wear! ”
With a snort, Da Qiao was amused by his funny expression, and hurriedly covered his mouth for fear of gaffe.
He smiled and said, "Laugh if you want, I'm used to it!" ”
Da Qiao forcibly shook his head, but his shoulders shrugged and he looked really uncomfortable, and it took a while to get better, and said, "The story you tell is so good, I don't know what the stone monkey will end up with?" Is it dead? ”
"Not only did he not die, but he also came to our Dongtu Han and accepted Guan Yu Guan Yun as an apprentice under my account!"
Liu Lan said with a nose and eyes, and immediately hooked Da Qiao's interest, and was busy asking questions, but when he thought that he was a monkey, and there were more than 10 million people in the world, how could he accept Guan Yu as an apprentice?
Liu Lan didn't know what that trace of hesitation in his heart was, and looked left and right sneakily, making the atmosphere tense before he said: "Tell you something, my general Guan Yu is also a monkey!" ”
"What!" Da Qiao exclaimed, and Qianqianyu's hand covered Yin Tao's small mouth, looking at him in disbelief.
"Don't be surprised, I'll tell you quietly, don't tell anyone else!" Liu Lan said with a serious face.
Da Qiao covered her small mouth like a soft clotted fat, and her heart was pounding, as if she was about to hear some big secret, her expression was extremely nervous, and in her heart, she had believed that Guan Yu was a monkey, if it weren't for the stone monkey being Guan Yu's master, how could he know everything about the stone monkey and tell it to everyone like a few treasures!
Liu Lan toned the mysterious color thickly, and even took the opportunity to stick to her ear, only to feel a woman-like quiet faint fragrance coming, fascinated, if it wasn't for the critical moment to stabilize his mind, he couldn't really do anything stupid, and said with a smile: "That Guan Yu, but Guan Neihou, who is eight hundred!" ”
Monkey? Marquis? Da Qiao immediately understood that he had been tricked, and in a moment of trance, he reached out and twisted the tender meat on Liu Lan's waist, and said, "Monkey and Hou Neng are the same?" ”
Liu Lan jumped up in pain, hid aside and said indignantly: "Who said the same, who said the same?" When did I say that Yun Chang is a monkey, I am talking about Hou, the Hou of the prince! ”
How could Da Qiao not know that he deliberately said something vague to make her take the bait, and snorted: "Then what happened!" ”
"Later, later, the stone monkey was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, and five hundred years later, a person named Tang Xuanzang rescued him!" Liu Lan smiled and sat down beside her again, and said, "Miss Qiao, what's so good about this stone monkey story is why don't we play guessing." (To be continued.) )