Chapter 21 It is better to offend the villain than to offend the mentally retarded

I seem to be stuck in a deep memory......

I thought I would forget, but in this strange century, I rehashed them.

When I woke up, it was still very dark, the rain still didn't stop, and Little Peach was not in the house, so I got up and tidied up my clothes and walked towards the outer hall.

I used to think that I would not be able to live without my mobile phone and the Internet, but I don't know when I became accustomed to the rhythm of life in ancient times. There is no technological entertainment, and some are just entertaining themselves in a limited space.

However, as soon as I got out of the bedroom, I saw a man in a green shirt lying on the side of the Qiongyu Liufeng couch in the middle of the hall, with sword eyebrows, a high nose, thin and full lips, and all the hair tied up like silk, such a perfect face...... Just like yesterday, close your eyes and sleep.

This face is really unbelievable, and it looks more than many times better than today's cream students. It's just a pity that this cream boy doesn't have a good mind.

I wanted to get out of the way, but the rain outside the door seemed to be really heavy, and I tiptoed towards the door, if it weren't for the blue sea screen at the door, I would have escaped......

Heavenly work does not follow people's wishes, and just when he was about to successfully reach the door, the master woke up.

He "cough-cough-cough...... a few times to prove that he had seen what I was for......

I looked back and smirked, I didn't think this person was a fool, how could a fool react like this?

He stared at me with those good-looking, but really not-so-bright eyes: "Do you also think that this king is a fool, so you want to run?" ”

The tone of these words, for a fool, was too serious, and it made me feel a little different from the fool of yesterday...... In other words, it is better to offend the villain than to offend the mentally retarded......

I hurriedly shook my head: "Please the eldest prince Jun'an, the little girl doesn't dare." ”

"So what are you running for?"

Why can't I run? I wondered. But naturally you can't say that......

"When the little girl woke up, she found that she didn't see her personal maid, and now that it's time for class, she is ready to go to the Mirror Flower Water Moon Palace."

How many do you think he can understand if I say this to a fool? I really admire myself, just say go to class, isn't it over? I really stayed in this ancient world, and when I saw a higher status than myself, I began to coax ......

I miss the era when everyone was equal...... When will I be able to go back...... Yes...... Yes......

This guy suddenly became very strange, as if he was thinking about something, and he didn't open his mouth for a long time, I took two steps forward, thinking, this stupid prince's illness should not be stupid for a while and not stupid for a while, right? If that's the case, then I don't dare to get sick, if I suddenly become abnormal here, I can't withstand such a big man.

I beckoned to him, "The eldest prince? The eldest prince? ”

"Aang?" He looked back at me, "What did you say?" ”

"Nothing. The little girl said that when the time came for the start of class, the little girl retired first. ”

"Oh." He nodded, "Then you can go." ”

As he spoke, he stood up and walked towards me step by step, and I immediately panicked, what is this fool going to do? I saw him walk a few steps, stop again, and then stare at me very confused, and say, "What did you just say?" ”

…… I even thought that he might be normal today, and sure enough, he was still mentally retarded......

I said, "Back to the eldest prince, the little girl is going to class." ”

He nodded, and then said, "It's raining heavily, and someone from Master's house has said that I will stop school today and be free to review my previous homework." ”

"......" still carry this? This idiot can't be lying to me, right?

"You don't believe in this king?"

"The little girl doesn't dare." Whether this person is stupid or not, I am really confused. Seeing that the logic of this thinking is so clear, is it really the eldest prince who is spurned? I'm afraid it's not a fake, right? But who has nothing to do pretending to be a fool? Or in front of me?

"You don't look like you believe what this king says."

"Back to the eldest prince, the little girl hasn't had too many expressions on her face since she was a child, and I hope that the eldest prince will forgive her sins."

"Oh? It turns out that you are a fool like this king. ”

What kind of brain circuit is this, you are a fool. I've got to find a way to retreat, this guy is half crazy, half stupid and half normal, it's weird......

I then hurriedly saluted: "The master has already informed the school to be suspended today, and the little girl will go home first." ”

He took two steps forward, crouched down in front of me, raised my head, and made me look directly into his eyes, which were completely different from the cloudiness just now, like a deep black abyss, and he said to me word by word: "Then you go." But your maid, this king will stay. ”

What does that mean?

"What are you going to do? What did you do with her? I was so excited that I grabbed him by the arm. No wonder I haven't seen Peaches, since I entered this palace, Peaches has disappeared several times, does it all have something to do with him?

"This king has no interest in her." He broke my fingers one by one with his hand, "This king is just a little bored, no one plays with this king." ”

This is absolutely crazy, where is the fool? How can a fool have such scheming as him, and even threaten people? It's no wonder that when he threatened those little maids, didn't he also do it in a set?

"What the hell do you want to do? Where the hell are Peaches? ”

"No, no, no, no." He suddenly got up and walked back to sit on the flowing wind couch, "You don't look like you're listening to the story, this king is not in the mood to continue." ”

I really want to slap him to death, if this is in a society under the rule of law, I can also call the police to arrest him, I am really at a loss here! That black master is not by his side today, what should I do?

"You stay and play with this king for a while, and this king will tell you."

I'm almost spurting a mouthful of old blood on my face, what am I playing with a nineteen-year-old girl with you as a young man? Do we have a common language? Eldest brother? Three years and one generation, there is a difference of nearly four or three years between us, you play with me? Are you kidding!

I heard him say again: "You can choose to leave now." ”

……

If this IQ is really the IQ of a fool, then when this fool was normal before, wouldn't his IQ explode?

I suddenly didn't dare to underestimate him, so I replied to him: "The little girl stays, and asks the eldest prince to put the peaches." ”

He looked very confused again, put his left foot on the soft couch, and lay down with his forehead: "You know what? They all say that this king is a fool, what do you think? ”

If it weren't for this face or yesterday's face, I would have thought it was two people. Are you stupid? You're not stupid at all, you're crazy......

"Prince Huichang, you are the eldest son of the prince of the palace, and you were your majesty's chariot general, how can you be a fool?"

"No, no, no, you're not telling the truth." He shook his head in disbelief, "Actually, if you tell the truth, this king won't blame you." ”

Are you stupid to me? Why do I think it's so hard to talk to this fool, there are so many winds in my heart, whether it's him or me, an ancient fool whose IQ has exploded, and a modern person who has experienced many excellent reforms of mankind, is there a comparison?

I wanted to admit defeat, so I lowered my head again: "The little girl really doesn't dare." ”

"It doesn't matter if you dare or not, and this king doesn't want to pursue it. However, they all say that you are the princess of this king, so why do you want to marry this king? ”

That's a very unskillful question. I don't want to marry you either, okay? Didn't your white-faced man Wu Li tell you that I was forced? Even because of my opposition to this matter, the real "me" has been beaten to death......

"The order of the parents, the little girl must not disobey."

"It's so boring. I thought you would say that you don't want to marry him. ”

You've got a bit of a brain.

I couldn't help but glance at him, that posture, a graceful Ge You lying down, this eldest prince's appearance, it is really suffocating every minute, if he is not so aggressive, or he is like the black master and Wu Xiaoye, he is a normal person, maybe I will hang my eyes a little more, however, I don't want to just give myself to the hands of this imperial nobleman.

It is normal for this ancient man to have three wives and four concubines, and this ancient woman is also accustomed to it, but I know that a man with such an identity cannot keep only one woman by his side, even if it is just an unpopular royal family, as long as he has a little status, if he wants a woman, it is like a common thing, and he can get his hands on it.

I am a modern person, dedicated to love, only for one person in my life, and one person can fall into the city. But here, I don't expect such a man to appear, but if I can only spend my life here, I would rather be single than share a husband with another woman, so no matter who this person is, I will not marry, not just you.

I thought about it for a while and said to him, "The little girl's mind is not important, the eldest prince is happy." ”

He seemed a little sleepy, and his eyes were even more confused, but his face was still beautiful and his expression was flat, and after a long time he said to me: "This king is tired and wants to listen to the story, you can sit down and tell the story to this king." ”

I felt like my head was being drunk, and I wanted to hit my head on the doorpost.

"The eldest prince forgives his sins. The little girl had an illness before, and she forgot a lot of things, and she really can't tell stories. ”

He squinted at me, and it seemed like he wanted to see through me, and I knew I couldn't make concessions, or I'd have to go. What a story can I tell! Did you tell him something about the Pleasant Goat, the Beautiful Goat, or some Grimm's fairy tale, One Thousand and One Nights?

Fortunately, he made a concession and just said, "Then you come over and help this king rub his head." ”

Isn't that even more embarrassing? Didn't he, an ancient person, know the importance of rituals? I'm his fiancΓ©e, but I'm not married to him yet!

"I'm sorry for the eldest prince. Mencius has clouds, men and women do not kiss, and the prince Haihan is long. ”

He seemed to be very amazing that I would say this, and he actually sat up with his arms and said bluntly: "Since you are already the princess of this king, why not?" β€œ

Just when I was thinking about how to reply to him, Little Peach suddenly broke in, and when she saw the one sitting on the couch, Little Peach hurriedly saluted him: "Please eldest prince Jun'an, young lady Jun'an." β€œ

Looking at the appearance of the little peach, but the clothes were wet, it seemed that it was because the rain was too heavy, and the umbrella in his hand was only a few seconds, and it was dripping with water. Didn't this fool say that he deducted the little peach? Looking at Little Peach's appearance, he was clearly talking nonsense.

I glanced at him directly, only to see him get up, smile very happily, ask Little Peach for the umbrella in his hand, and strode towards the door.

I only heard him laugh and say: "Hahaha, sure enough, like this king, she is a foolish princess!" ”