When Lu Zhe woke up and opened the door, there was already a circle of people standing outside the door. Niu Duzhong, Xue Fengyi, the two guards outside the door of the great monk Dingming, and a handsome little white face who was too handsome to talk to, all stood at his door.

"Huh?" Seeing everyone looking at him in unison, Lu Zhe couldn't help but be a little confused? Did they miss a meal, and these people thought they were sick and came to see the situation?

"Xiao Langjun, you finally woke up, Xiao Langjun, you won't come out again, Fengyi is worried that something will happen to Xiao Langjun, so you have to go in and disturb you." Xue Fengyi's face was cold, and he had a bit of diplomatic rhetoric

"What happened?" Seeing that everyone had a look on their faces that you had finally come out, Lu Zhe was a little confused.

"In the afternoon, I said that Xiao Langjun you want to refine the wound medicine for the unified army, Fengyi heard about it, and he was overjoyed, so he came to inquire." Xue Fengyi said very politely, but his face was a little bad to see that he had betrayed him.

"The wound medicine is almost done, and it can be replaced by the unified army tomorrow." Speaking of this, Lu Zhe was a little happy, the high liquor was really refined, and if it was distilled again, he would be able to use the alcohol lamp.

"But...... Xiao Langjun's strange beast ......" Xue Fengyi gave Niu Duzhong a look, and the latter immediately understood and immediately took over the conversation.

"What's wrong with my beast?" Lu Zhedong looked around, I wiped it, my panda was gone, could it be that the people from the United Military Mansion took the opportunity to abduct my national treasure?

Trafficking in national treasures is punishable, do you know? Lu Zhe began to be a little anxious, and he was looking inside and outside the courtyard with a roar.

"My strange beast, but I lost it?"

"No, no, Xiao Langjun's strange beast is still fine, it's just ......" Xue Fengyi stopped talking.

"Let's talk about it, this afternoon, Xiao Langjun didn't know what kind of secret medicine he was refining, and he exuded a burst of wine......" Niu Duzhong immediately opened the conversation.

It turned out that this afternoon, when Lu Zhe was distilling liquor, alcohol, as a volatile gas, quickly floated outside the courtyard, making the two guards drool, and the panda lying at the door also inhaled a lot.

As Lu Zhe's rolling, the panda is also the same as Lu Zhe, the amount of alcohol is not good, even if it is the smell of wine wafting over, it is a little drunk. As the smell of wine continued to waft in, the soldiers guarding the door continued to suck their saliva, and the racial talent in the rolling body began to awaken.

On a distant continent of Azeroth, there is a magical race called the Panda People, and the heroes of the clan are called Panda Brew Fairies......

As the rolling of the Tang Dynasty, the hot pot did not let the pandas of the Western Fantasy Time and Space be beautiful, so he also practiced the exclusive skill of the panda clan - drunken boxing.

In fact, it is a drunken madness.

As we all know, the panda is actually a bear, as soon as the Rolling Emperor started to get drunk, the two soldiers wanted to stop it at first, but after seeing the Rolling Emperor's claw blow, breaking a small tree with a thick bowl mouth, the two soldiers hurriedly said that we are just a low-profile battle with a thin blood level, and if there is no milk, we will not fight this boss.

The Rolling Emperor remembered his plan to give his two-legged beast a horse, so he sniffed the smell and ran to the stables of the United Army's Mansion. The people in the house had already been greeted, and this was the little miracle doctor's strange beast, so they didn't stop it.

There were many horses in the Tongjun Mansion, and when they saw the Rolling Emperor coming, they all began to neigh incessantly, but because they were chained in the stable, they had no way to run, so they could only look at the giant beast trembling in the stable.

Seeing the mounts of these two-legged beasts and seeing that it didn't run, the Rolling Emperor was not happy, you look down on the Emperor, but when he saw that these horses were tied up by the two-legged beasts, the Rolling Emperor was angry.

"Woo - orcs will never be slaves" rose up of the rolling emperor, incarnated as a fighter to rescue the beasts, first a roar, added a buff to himself, and then a charge, broken tendons, cloud dragon strike, only a few claws, the horse shed of the unified army mansion was demolished, and then, like a certain Bi Ma Wen, the hot pot released all the horses, chasing and having fun.

The poor military horses, who can be fed by the United Military Mansion, are all divine horses, but in front of the descendants of a certain ancient Chiyou mount, they are so frightened that they tremble, screaming and galloping in all directions.

Now the emperor was happy, chasing this group of horses to have fun, playing for a while, it suddenly remembered that those two-legged beasts have mounts, why the two-legged beasts can not ride this emperor, so he grabbed a black horse that looked the most majestic, and his fat body pressed it.

At the beginning, the groom also wanted to stop the hot pot, but he was slapped by the Rolling Emperor and flew away, but the Rolling Emperor remembered that the two-legged beast had sent him bamboo, so he put away his claws and only used the meat pad to fly away, but the poor groom was also shot off a few ribs, and his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

The riot on the side of the stables had long been reported to Xue Fengyi, Niu Jinda's righteous son and the leader of the army, and Xue Fengyi was furious when he heard this, and while directing everyone to gather the frightened military horses, he took people to the stable.

On the way, he also met the great monk Dingming who was worried about his own mistakes because of the frightened horse, and wanted to surpass the people with red eyes, so several people rushed to the stable together.

When they arrived at the stable, they happened to see the Mo Qilin, the favorite of the unified army, being pressed under the Rolling Emperor, screaming and struggling on all fours, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

"Uh...... Amitabha, color is emptiness. Monk Dingming looked at this scene, learned and used the Heart Sutra he learned yesterday, and recited the Buddha's name.

"Good evil animal, let go of the ink unicorn, it is male!" This black and white bear is a bear, and the ink unicorn is also a male, seeing his father-in-law's ink unicorn pressed under this silver bear, this, this, what is this.

Xue Fengyi felt that his lungs were exploding. He rushed forward with the lance in his hand.

After all, the panda is a bear, the strength is more than ten times that of a human, and the speed is several times that of a human.

Bang - the claw lance intersects, Xue Fengyi's horse lance, the lance is made of good wood, hard no less than fine iron, and has the unique flexibility of wood, which is more resistant than the general wrought iron rod, and was broken by the claw of the rolling emperor. Seeing that the second claw was about to fall, when Xue Fengyi was about to die, the Rolling Emperor recognized the smell of the two-legged beast, so it retracted the second claw that it was about to shoot, blew contemptuously on his face with its mouth, turned around and continued to ride its mount.

was ignored by a bear, and remembered that it was a bear that hurt his father-in-law, Xue Fengyi was angry at this time, and no longer ignored the huge gap in strength, he had to fight with this hateful black and white bear when he got up.

As a result, a Buddha horn sounded behind him, and the great monk Dingming arrived, and when he saw Xue Fengyi drawing his sword, he was about to rush forward, so he hurriedly announced the Buddha horn and stopped Xue Fengyi.

"Xue Tanyue, this strange beast is the ancient Chiyou mount - the iron-eating beast, its speed is like the wind, its strength is incomparable, and it is the guardian beast of the respected teacher, it is not good to hurt Tanyue and hurt the strange beast, let the old monk come."

"Master?" Xue Fengyi looked at the moon-white monk-robed monk behind him, "Does the master have a way to subdue this evil beast?" ”

"Tan Yue is good at the way of battle formation, and the old monk is good at the art of fighting, this giant beast, let's come on." Dingming looked at the hot pot and thought to himself that he was worthy of being a strange beast that respected the teacher, and he played the hooligan with such personality.

"Then please hurry up, Master. Look at the shape of this beast, it turned out to be ......, "Seeing the behavior of the panda, Rao is Xue Fengyi, and he can't say anything?"

"Huh? It seems that there is a beast scolding the emperor? The hot pot that was lying on the buttocks of the ink unicorn and climbed up hard made a puzzled snort, and the ink unicorn under him screamed overwhelmed.

"It's... This... This is simply not a beast, not a beast, the master and quickly take action to subdue the demon. This puzzled snort and the scream of the ink unicorn obviously made the angry Xue Fengyi misunderstood, thinking that his father-in-law's ink unicorn might be unprotected and ravaged by giant beasts, he was angry and anxious, and began to talk nonsense.

"Xue Tan is not in a hurry, and look at the old monk's methods." Dingming Great Monk Yue Bai monk's clothes fluttered, and he saluted the panda, "Senior brother, forgive the sin, the poor monk is here......"

"Uh...... And what about later? Master, are you hurt? Seeing that the white monk's clothes were spotless in Dingmingyue, Lu Zhe knew that his panda was going to suffer, the ancients had no sense of animal protection, if the hot pot was disabled or killed, what should he do, the hot pot was drunk and crazy first, and it was not good for him to make two explosives to blow up his Tongjun Mansion. However, if his own panda dies, he and his sister Yun Niang will definitely be very sad.

"The old monk is fine."

"That's good, that's good, what about Zhe's iron-eating beast?" Thinking of Yun Niang, who learned that the panda was dead, how sad would she be, and could she really accept the death and injury of hot pot? These days, hot pot has almost become one of his and Yun Niang's family, thinking of this, Lu Zhe was so anxious that his tone changed, everyone could see Lu Zhe's anxiety, and the handsome young man also looked at him deeply.

"Don't worry, the beast of the master is not injured, but it has suffered some grievances, please take a look." With the direction of Dingming's finger, Lu Zhe finally saw the panda in the corner over there, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Although he knew that he shouldn't laugh, he saw that the panda was tied to the ground over there with iron chains, using the technique of tying pigs, and a large bundle of bamboo shoots was stuffed in his mouth, and his black and white body was motionless, even if he was tied, he was still chewing the bamboo hard, looking at everyone with a cute face, as if to say, who am I, who tied me, what am I doing here? Well, this bamboo is so delicious.

I have to say that pandas, as cute goods, even if they are tied, look so cute, Lu Zhe laughed when he saw it.

"It's good that I didn't hurt anyone, I'm sorry for you, Zhe apologizes, but this beast has a deep relationship with Zhe, and he is also drunk and making trouble, so I bother you to bring him in." Lu Zhe saluted deeply to these people and apologized with a wry smile.

"Why don't you let people, just let the old monk come." Monk Dingming walked over, grabbed the iron chain with one hand, and when he spoke, he lifted the hot pot with one hand, and lifted the hot pot into the courtyard in the horrified eyes of others.

When the panda saw Dingming approaching, he had a frightened look on his face, just like the ink unicorn looked at it. When he let go of himself, he felt a lot more relieved.

"I'm also bothering the master to untie the chains." Lu Zhe said respectfully.

"Yes!"

"Master-" Xue Fengyi was about to speak, but stopped.

"Xue Tanyue and rest assured, don't say that this beast is raised by the master, it is a beast, there is an old monk, it is not a big problem." Monk Dingming said as he untied the chains of the hot pot.

The panda, which was unchained, quickly hid behind Lu Zhe and rubbed Lu Zhe's leg aggrievedly.

The baby is still a child, why do you do this to me. The panda snorted with some dissatisfaction. Lu Zhe rubbed its oily and slippery fur a little helplessly, comforting him.

"Zhe was negligent for a while, causing trouble for everyone." Seeing that the panda was only a little frightened, he asked Xue Fengyi carefully, and after making sure that the hot pot did not kill people and beasts, only a groom broke a few ribs, and Lu Zhe was relieved.

"Xiao Langjun doesn't have to mind, fortunately, there are no female dependents in the Tongjun Mansion, they are all men, the horseman, Master Dingming also gave him a straight bone, nothing serious. I heard that Xiao Langjun's healing secret medicine for the unified army has been refined, I don't know if I can take it out and take a look. Xue Fengyi was still concerned about his father-in-law's injury, and when he heard that Lu Zhe was refining medicine, he even forgave the iron-eating beast that caused a lot of trouble.

"Okay." Originally, Lu Zhe wanted to distill these alcohols for the second time to obtain medical alcohol, but his own hot pot caused such a big mess in other people's houses, so Lu Zhe still went back to the house and took out the white porcelain bottle.

"This is the secret medicine that Xiao Langjun refined?" Xue Fengyi pointed to the porcelain vase in Lu Zhe's hand, and asked excitedly, he saw this young man's ability, and he still had some expectations for it.

"Exactly." Lu Zhe handed over the white porcelain bottle, "This is the wine made by Zhe, the wound of the unified army, Zhe said a long time ago, the stronger the wine of scrubbing, the better, Zhe made this spirit, wipe the wound of the unified army tomorrow, and use the wine in this bottle when changing the dressing." ”

"Oh? It turned out that Xiao Langjun closed the door, the wine was wafting, and it was this wine that drunk the beast. Niu Duzhong had already heard what the soldiers at the door said, and there was a strange aroma of wine wafting in the courtyard, and his eyes couldn't help but light up when he was in a good cup.

"Exactly." Lu Zhe said as he pulled out the cork, and a strong aroma of wine diffused in the air.

"Good wine!" Except for Lu Zhe, everyone present secretly praised in their hearts.

"Can you give Fengyi a look?" Xue Fengyi felt that the gluttonous worms in his stomach were hooking him.

"Of course." Lu Zhe handed over the white porcelain bottle.

"Is this wine?" Xue Fengyi exclaimed, everyone looked over, and they all exclaimed, the liquid in the porcelain bottle was as clear as water, exuding a strong smell of wine, and they all said that they had never seen such a clear good wine.

Because the wine of this era is basically similar to the rice wine of later generations, the degree is very low and the color is very low, so everyone has never seen such a clear wine as water.

"This kind of wine is used to wash the wounds of the unified army? The smell of wine is quite strong, but it looks like white water. Xue Fengyi was a little skeptical.

"Brother Fengyi, don't think that this wine looks like water, its nature is very strong, and it is used to wash the wounds of the unified army, but it is the best, it is much better than those spirits in the house." Looking at the appearance of the turtle that Xue Fengyi didn't believe, Lu Zhe was a little excited, and finally came, one of the things that the traverser must do was to pretend to be forced with distilled liquor.

Most of the people present were born in the army, how could there be no good wine, even if it was a great monk of Dingming, they couldn't help but drink meat, hearing this magical young man say this, smelling the rich aroma of wine, they couldn't help but roll in their throats, and their mouths were full of relish.

If you don't believe it, just try it. It's also for the sake of unifying the army. Lu Zhe secretly added another fire.

It makes sense for Xiao Langjun to say this, in order to ...... Unify the army, Fengyi will try. After speaking, Xue Fengyi was about to send the porcelain bottle to his mouth.

"Slow!" Seeing that the other party was about to put it in his mouth, Lu Zhe hurriedly stopped him, took out a few bamboo cups, and poured a few cups. "This wine is very strong, and when Zhe made the wine, he inhaled some wine and got drunk, so it's better for you to taste it in small sips."

"Xiao Langjun also underestimates us too much, we drink, ten catties are not drunk, this little wine, we will not talk about it." A few days ago, Niu Duzhong and the others knew the amount of Lu Zhe's wine, so everyone laughed at Lu Zhe for being too careful, and they all raised their necks and drank all the wine in the cup.

The wine in the white porcelain bottle is at least one and a half catties, and the bamboo cup that Lu Zhe took out is almost one or two in a cup, Xue Fengyi, Dingming, Niu Duzhong, and the little white face plus two soldiers, and several people drank it all.

People who have never drunk high alcohol suddenly drink high wine, the taste is actually very shocking, and the wine made by Lu Zhe is about 65 degrees, even for later generations who are used to drinking high wine, this degree is also very high.

"This wine...... It's so strong! Xue Fengyi's face was red, as I said before, the taste of bad soju is spicy, unlike those good wines in Moutai, the taste is long in the mouth, and when you drink it in your stomach, you will feel a fire rising from your stomach, and your whole body will be warm.

But bad shochu is different, it is spicy when you drink it, and it is even spicier in your stomach when you swallow it, and it is very top-notch. The two soldiers, who had little drink, felt like they had been hit in the temples, their faces flushed, and their heads were dizzy.

"Venerable Master, this wine is really like a blazing fire." Of the people present, only Dingming's expression was as usual, and after a long while, he slowly spoke.

"Oh, I've reminded you a long time ago, but you don't believe it." Seeing the shocked appearance of the natives, Lu Zhe was a little proud, this distilled liquor was really a sharp weapon.

"Good wine!" Niu Duzhong's mouth opened wide, and he kept sticking out his tongue, still exclaiming.

"I didn't expect that Venerable Master could make such good wine, Venerable Master really deserves to be an immortal disciple." The great monk Dingming looked at Lu Zhe, his eyes lit up, in the early years of Dingming, he was also a big man walking in the rivers and lakes, and he was a well-known big man in the green forest, and he had drunk a lot of good wine, but he had never drunk such a strong wine, and he was extremely powerful.

"Even the Xinfeng wine, which is known as a drunken man, is not as good as the eleventh wine made by the Venerable Master." Dingming exclaimed.

"Hmph, at a young age, my heart is not right." The handsome young man next to him spoke beside him.

"Huh? This Lang Jun, Zhe and you have never met, why did Lang Jun say this. Lu Zhe looked at the handsome young man who was so handsome that he couldn't speak badly that he couldn't help but be a little confused.

"Well, I came to ask you, I heard that Master Dingming said that you have profound Buddhism, and I want to worship you as a teacher, but I think you are just a yellow-mouthed child, even if you have Su Hui, why not let Master Dingming worship you as a teacher? It must be that you deceived Master Dingming with a scripture that you don't know where it came from, and you also pretended to be a gesture and refused to welcome the truth, how hypocritical it was. The young man seemed to be very excited about Master Dingming's desire to worship him as a teacher, and there was an expression of atmosphere on his face.

"Second, even if you are the reincarnation of the Buddha and have Su Hui, you can make it clear if you don't want to accept the master as a disciple, why bother to make this difficult problem for the master, what does it mean? Even if you are a disciple of an immortal, you are not a downright person when you come out of this problem to play the world. This kind of behavior can be called cunning. ”

"Thirdly, when you hear that something has happened to a strange beast, you are worried, and you are more worried about the beast than about people, and you regard it as unkind, and when you see that the beast you raise is bound, you suddenly laugh at it, which is unjust.

"You have this spirit, there is a secret technique to heal the wounds of the United Army, why did you come to the United Army Mansion for so many days, and you didn't tell Brother Fengyi, and only took it out today, don't you want to stay in the United Army Mansion in order to be lucky? Thou art a hypocritical and cunning man who is unkind and unrighteous, and thou shalt be light. ”

The handsome young man spoke, except for Dingming, who smiled bitterly, everyone looked at him with the eyes of a traitor, Xue Fengyi was still nodding secretly, and Lu Zhe was angry.

Lao Tzu said no, don't accept, this monk has to worship me, I came up with a math problem just because I think the monk can't figure it out, and I have a reason to refuse him, see the embarrassment of the panda being tied up and laugh what's wrong, you have the ability to see others fall down and don't laugh. Also, didn't I use spirits to heal the army?

Sister, Lu Zhe decided, put in his own small notebook, back to the back column of the things that ancient travelers must do, and use distilled liquor to force this item to cross out, and replace it with another one, that is-

The face of the ancient aborigines is forced.

"Uh..... So, can the master solve the problem? ”