As soon as these words came out, the great monk Dingming became a little embarrassed because of the handsome young man's words, and immediately became even more embarrassed.

Many times, when others verbally attack you and these attacks seem to be reasonable, the best way to deal with them is not to immediately refute them one by one, because no matter what you say at this time, the other party who has a preconceived concept will not believe it, and when you reply, it is easy for the other party to seize the loophole again to attack, so the best way is to seize one of the best judgments to refute, and it is best to make the other party speechless and realize self-denial, and then you can negate his other arguments. Although this method is a stealing concept, it is effective in real life.

For example, if you say that I am unkind, unjust, hypocritical, and cunning, isn't it right, and that I deliberately use a question that cannot be calculated, right, as long as I prove that I did not have a question that cannot be calculated, and this question is very simple, then you can prove that your words are wrong, and you can't even figure out a simple question, what are you confused about, then can you still believe the rest of your words that are personal subjective judgments such as saying that I am unkind and unjust?

"The old monk has unraveled." Hearing Lu Zhe's question, the great monk Dingming thought about it and replied with a smile.

"Oh? Zhe would like to hear about it. Unexpectedly, this monk who seemed to have high martial arts skills was actually solved, and Lu Zhe was a little surprised.

"From one to one hundred, it seems very simple, but in fact it is extremely difficult, Dingming used a day and did not calculate the answer, but just now, the old monk suddenly understood the meaning of the teacher, in fact, the teacher wanted to use this question to tell Dingming, the process of seeking the law is the same as solving this problem, it looks simple but it is extremely difficult, either there is great wisdom and understanding, or there is great perseverance, the Buddha's law is the same as the answer to this question, sometimes it is difficult to find the result by exhausting manpower, but do not give up seeking the law because of difficulty, the answer to this question is not the most important, The important thing is that the old monk wants to see if the old monk has a firm heart to seek the Dharma, and the old monk has realized that the old monk uses this move to ignite the old monk, which is secretly in line with the Buddha principle of no wisdom and no gain in the Heart Sutra taught by the honored teacher. There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south. "Dingming Gao Xuan Buddha, the treasure is solemn, and he looks like he has realized.

There is no wisdom and no ghost, this is what you realized in one day? Lu Zhe felt the black line at his head at the moment.

Hearing Dingming say this, Lu Zhe really thought that the majestic Dingming monk on the other side was so against the sky, unraveling the difference sequence, and becoming the Tang Dynasty version of Gauss, but he didn't expect to get this result, as a science and engineering dog, hearing this idealist conclusion, and similar to the sensational speech of "no matter what, those who can come to power today are the winners" when the draft failed in later generations, Lu Zhe was depressed.

Play Zen machine, play the edge, right? Look at my poisonous chicken soup.

Lu Zhe thought about it carefully, and then slowly spoke:

In the past, there was a child who asked the Zen master: "Master, a certain day eclipse of the delicacies of the mountains and seas, accompanied by mellow wine and beauties at night, out of the fat horse light fur, calling friends, people think that a certain enjoys the joy of the world, but a certain is still depressed, why?" ”

The Zen master was silent, holding an oil lamp, lighting the light fur of this child, and the flame reached the body, anointing the child to extinguish the fire very urgently.

After a long time, the anointed child said: "Master, a certain enlightenment, the master's meaning is to tell a certain money is something outside the body, know how to make trade-offs, and know how to be happy?" ”

The Zen master said: "No, the poor monk just wants to tell Tan Yue that if you don't blow it, you will die!" ”

Poof-

Hahahaha

Except for Lu Zhe and Dingming, everyone couldn't help laughing, Niu Duzhong even lay on the ground with his stomach in his arms and only shouted ouch, even the handsome young man held back his face from suffocating his face, but he still couldn't hold back after all, and burst out laughing.

In the era of closed information, people's laughter will be lower, which is why when we were children, people around us would laugh because of a lame joke and their stomachs hurt, and in the Internet age, everyone more and more found that jokes are not funny. In fact, just one sentence, if you see too much, you won't be surprised.

In ancient times when information was not developed, in front of the Tang people who had not been entertained to death by the whole people, Lu Zhe's bowl of poisonous chicken soup really made everyone laugh so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

In addition to Lu Zhe and the great monk Dingming.

The former is because he has long been uninterested in this, and when the latter heard this, he felt that he had been greatly ridiculed, his face was flushed, and his teeth were gritted loudly, he had really never been so insulted since he was born, and this little Langjun in front of him may really be as Yang Hongyi said, but he didn't want to accept him, and deliberately used this problem to entertain him, how could someone calculate such a problem in a day and a night.

"Master, don't be impatient. Let's listen to the philosopher. Seeing that the green tendons on Dingming's fist were bursting up, Lu Zhe was afraid that this great monk with superb strength would really not be able to stand such an impactful ridicule for a while, so he directly overtook himself with a set of Fuhu fists, and hurriedly spoke out to persuade him.

"Then the old monk listened to Xiao Tan's high theory." Obviously, the great monk Dingming was so angry that he didn't even call the respected teacher, and directly called Xiao Tanyue.

"The original intention of the master of the school is not to let the master understand what theories such as perseverance in seeking the Dharma are made." Seeing that the face of the great monk of Dingming turned from red to black, Lu Zhe hurriedly changed his words, "Of course, the master can realize this, which shows that the master is dedicated to the Buddha." ”

"What does Tan Yue mean?"

"Zhe had already made it clear to the master that Zhe is not a person who interprets the teachings, but just happens to know one or two Buddhist scriptures and knows some theories, since the master wants to enter my door, Zhe has to use my entrance examination school to ask the master, as for the fable just now, Zhe just wants to tell the master, everything should not be too preoccupied, too much will ignore its essence, so as not to understand the true meaning, the master is full of Buddhist principles, and he tries to think about the Buddhist principles when he sees everything, which is a violation of the taboo of Buddhism's greed, hatred, and ignorance." As soon as these words came out, the expression of the monk Dingming looked a lot better. Seeing that his clenched fist was loosened again, Lu Zhe hurriedly struck while the iron was hot.

"Philosopher thinks that there are three realms of learning Buddhism, one of which is to see the mountain is a mountain, to see the water is water, second, to see the mountain is not a mountain, to see the water is not water, and third, to see the mountain or the mountain, to see the water or water, the master is in the realm of seeing the mountain is not a mountain, if you can break the obstacle and cut the void with the wisdom sword, you will be able to see the mountain or the mountain, and the water is still water, which is similar to the realm of the Taoist return to the truth, and at that time, the master can be said to have the true meaning of Buddhism."

When this remark came out, not only was it determined, but even Xue Fengyi, Niu Duzhong and others were taken aback, and several people were dumbfounded, silent for a long time, and thoughtful.

After a long time, the great monk of Dingming let out a long howl, and the house shook, only to see him stumbling and sitting, his palms folded, and the Buddha number was proclaimed.

"Amitabha, respect the teacher's words, break the old monk's many years of obstacle, if it were not for the teacher's words, the old monk went into the devil. Thank you for your teachings. Dingming's words were respectful, and there was no longer the slightest bit of anger, and his face was full of shame.

Also with a look of shame was the handsome young man, I saw him bow to Lu Zhechang, "What Xiao Langjun said, every word is beautiful, even that little story, now that I think about it, it is more and more flavorful, rich in Zen machine, and forgive Hongyi for the sin of disrespect just now." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, Zhe is young, he has a lot of Meng Lang, and it's normal to be misunderstood, please don't be surprised by this Hongyi brother." Lu Zhe hurriedly returned the salute.

So, in the small wooden house, a scene of meeting and getting along with each other was staged.

"There is no blessing in the certainty, and it cannot be included in the wall of the Respect for the Master, and then I am willing to be a guard for the Respect for the Master and listen to the teachings of the Master at any time." The monk Dingming, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, stood up suddenly, and said with a fixed look in his eyes.

"How can this be made, the master must not say anything more."

"I have made up my mind, and I ask the respected teacher to agree." The great monk looked like Lao Tzu was determined to be a guard, where did Lu Zhe dare to agree, and hurriedly excused himself. The two sides froze there.

"Mr. Lu Xiao, Hongyi has a question, I don't know if to ask?" With Lu Zhe's words, he successfully reversed his image in everyone's hearts, and even the title of him changed from Xiao Langjun to Mr. Xiao, and the young man named Hongyi rolled his eyes and then spoke.

"Brother Hongyi, but it's okay to talk about it."

"Hongyi heard that the master said that Mr. Lu Xiao gave the master a day to solve that problem, and if he could give an answer, he would accept the master as a disciple, but is that so?"

"Of course!"

"That's going to be easy. Master, come with your ears attached. I saw the handsome young man biting his ear at the great monk Dingming, the latter looked incredulous, and after the former finished speaking, he looked at him with a smile on his face.

"Venerable Master, but five thousand and fifty?" The Great Monk of Dingming said the answer.

"That's true." Lu Zhe was a little depressed, could he have seen it wrong, this handsome young man named Hongyi is Gauss of the Tang Dynasty?

"Master, what are you doing in a daze, and you still don't apprentice? Mr. Lu Xiao said that as long as he was told the answer before tomorrow, he did not say that he should not ask anyone. Seeing that the great monk Dingming was still there, the handsome young man said with a smile.

"Respect the teacher, please be worshiped by the disciple." Dingming hurriedly made a big salute to pay homage, and Lu Zhe had to accept it.

"Master, please, since the master has given Zhe the correct answer, then Zhe will accept the master with a cheeky face, Zhe first said okay, Zhezhen is not a person who interprets the teachings, Buddhism is the same, you can't teach the master a lot, if the master wants to leave the door in the future, he will also listen to the master."

"Although he is an outsider and has dull qualifications, he also understands the principle of respecting teachers, how can he do such a despicable thing." The great monk Dingming said firmly.

Heaven and earth monarch teacher, the ancients' emphasis on the master, only ranked after the parents, indicating that the ancients attached importance to the relationship between master and apprentice, many apprentices regarded the master as parents, and Lu Zhe's statement of coming and going freely, in the eyes of these ancients, confirmed that he really didn't want to accept Dingming, but just reluctantly accepted him, and would not pass on his mantle, but it also confirmed the demeanor of this Mr. Lu Xiao who is a master in the world.

Lu Zhe made a strong liquor to treat the unified army, and coupled with Dingming's apprenticeship, everyone was happy.

Seeing that the clouds were scattered one day, everyone was very happy, Xue Fengyi, as half of the master, hurriedly asked people to set up a banquet and celebrate with everyone, even Niu Jinda was alarmed, and sent someone to send ten horses of Shu brocade as a congratulatory gift for Lu Zhe's apprentices.

At the banquet, after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Lu Zhe, who had been puzzled for a long time, finally asked how the handsome young man calculated this problem.

"I forgot to introduce myself, a certain surname is Yang, and his name is Hongyi. He loves to do a lot of magic and learns from Huang Guanzi. This question is very difficult, how can I calculate it, this answer is a certain senior brother's virtual zygote, it took a day and a night to calculate, a certain person saw that this question was interesting, and only wrote down the answer, ashamed and ashamed. ”

"Oh......" Lu Zhe understood now, it turned out that he was Huang Guanzi's apprentice who calculated this question, no wonder he could calculate the answer to this question.

Who is Huang Guanzi? Maybe many people don't know, but when it comes to his real name, I'm afraid that many Chinese in later generations are familiar with it, Huang Guanzi's real name is Li Chunfeng, who did "Push Back Map", a famous mathematician, astronomer, god stick in the Tang Dynasty, no, Taoist, if it is his disciple, it is not surprising that Lu Zhe can calculate this.

"Mr. Lu Xiao has heard of my teacher?" Seeing Lu Zhe's clear expression, Yang Hongyi was also a little surprised.

"Li Chunfeng's name, of course I have heard of it, I have been friends for a long time, and I yearn for it." Regarding this point, Lu Zhe told the truth, the god of pushing the back picture in later generations, no matter whether it is true or not, the person who can make him must also be a big bull.

"Thinking of my master, pedantic celestial, astronomical geography, medicine and astrology, omniscient, modify the Wuyin Yuan calendar, the official family is overjoyed, and he has been awarded the position of Shilang, which is famous all over the world. And my senior brother virtual zygote, is also a keen love of the study of mathematics, and very talented, countless whimsical ideas, together with this mathematics, immersed in the long time, this plus to a hundred questions, is also the virtual zygote brother one day thought, personally calculated a day and a night, repeated three times to get the answer, did not expect Mr. Lu Xiao to also use this question to test the school entry disciples, from this tube to peek at the leopard, you can know that Mr. Xiao learned in the door is amazing. ”

Yang Hongyi said it very politely, but it also implied that he was sharp, meaning that my senior brother, the difficult problem that everyone calculated for a day and a night was regarded as the topic of the entrance exam, who do you look down on.

"These kinds of questions are indeed what I learned at the beginning, and the young sister of the philosopher will solve them. I believe that mathematics is a tool for basic application, and only by learning mathematics well can we really begin to learn what we have learned, otherwise, all learning is like a castle in the air, and there is no way to talk about it. Hearing Yang Hongyi's faint pistol with a stick, Lu Zhe, who had drunk a little wine, was a little unhappy.

Questioning the math level of a science dog, who do you look down on?

"Oh? This kind of problem, my senior brother repeatedly calculated it three times before he figured it out, but I didn't expect that Brother Lu and his younger sister would solve it, so I had to ask for advice, from one to two hundred, how much. Yang Hongyi was full of confidence, his senior brother, after calculating one plus one hundred, felt that there were some mysterious things in it, but he couldn't grasp it, he still didn't give up, and calculated one plus two hundred, originally he thought that Lu Zhe had also calculated it before, remembered the answer, and took it out at the critical moment to pretend to be a tester, so he rolled his eyes, and came out of this question, Lao Tzu didn't believe it, will you be like my sore senior brother, count to one plus two hundred?

"Twenty thousand and one hundred, I don't know?" As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhe gave the answer, what did he think it was, a series of equal differences with a tolerance of one, this is not a piece of cake?

"This ...... Brother Lu is talented. Seeing the other party's answer in seconds, Yang Hongyi was a little dumbfounded.

"The Honorable Master is really as deep as the sea." When the great monk Dingming saw this, he knew that his master had answered correctly, so as a disciple, he consciously shouted 666 next to him.

"Brother Yang, you can ask such questions casually, and if you can't answer them within a quarter of an hour, I will lose." Lu Zhe, who drank too much, was also a little upset. slapped directly in the face, making the other party's face blue and purple for a while.

If you can't count it for a quarter of an hour, you will lose? Huangkou child, you are too arrogant, although I can't solve the problem, but I can memorize, I have seen Zu Chongzhi's top-secret manuscript, and the problem in it will be taken out casually, and it will make your kid lose face. Yang Hongyi, who was stimulated by Lu Zhe's drunken words, was also so angry that his eyes turned red.

"Today there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage, there are thirty-five heads on the top, and ninety-four feet on the bottom, ask the pheasants and rabbits how much they are?"

Chickens and rabbits in the same cage? Lu Zhe smiled, "Chicken twenty-three, rabbit twelve." ”

"Han Xin trains, every three people in a column, one person remains, every five people in a column, two people remain. One column for every seven people, four for the remainder, one column for thirteen people, and six for the remainder. What is the total number of soldiers?"

Han Xin's secret soldiers? Lu Zhezhang said: "A total of four hundred and eighty-seven people, I don't know if it's right?" ”

"Brother Lu is talented, and he can't do it." changed a few questions in a row, and Lu Zhe almost answered them in seconds, and then Yang Hongyi realized that what Lu Zhe said was true, and sighed.

"Mathematics is the cornerstone of the application of all things, learn a good number of mathematics, as small as making a fortune, powerful to stabilize the country, benefit the people, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, and go all over the world is not afraid." Some Lu Zhe, who drank high, not only popped out of his mouth the famous words of later generations.

"Mathematics, physics and chemistry? Could it be that Mr. Lu Xiao is still proficient in other knowledge? Mr. please drink. Yang Hongyi looked at this magical Mr. Lu's face turned red, and he involuntarily raised his voice when he spoke, which was obviously too drunk, and the sensitivity of the children of the family made him realize that this person might not be simple, so he poured Lu Zhe a glass of wine and continued to set his words.

Lu Zhe took the wine cup, drank it all with his neck up, and said more: "Fang Caizhe said that mathematics is just a tool, and the real university question is physics, physics, why not?" The principle of all things, if physics is clear, ice grows in summer, flowers bloom in winter, mountains and reclaim the sea, and everything is omnipotent. ”

"Is this physical combination really so wonderful? And this number of spells, really has such a big effect? I think that learning mathematics is nothing more than a settling gentleman or a diviner, how to talk about peace and stability. "In this era, mathematics and metaphysics are inseparable, the so-called arithmetic also includes divination, so Xue Fengyi is not wrong in what he said, he saw that Lu Zhe was more and more mysterious, so he couldn't sit still, he knew that Lu Zhe could use ice to make fire, so he also began to set up Lu Zhe's bottom.

"Brother Fengyi, don't look down on this technique, today I will tell you that you are of great use for the number of techniques, and you will take an irrelevant account book at will!" Lu Zhe, who was drunk, sat on the ground with his butt and yelled at Xue Fengyi.

"Master Lu ......" Dingming the great monk helped Lu Zhe. My division is drunk, and he has no words, and he also asks General Haihan. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I also want to see Mr. Lu Xiao's true skills, presumably the master also wants to see the true skills of the respected teacher, come here, take an account book at will." Mr. please drink. After Xue Fengyi ordered to go down, he immediately ordered someone to pour wine for Lu Zhe, seeing this scene, Dingming, who was curious in his heart, no longer stopped him, and watched Lu Zhe drink the wine again.

"I want to ask Mr. Lu Xiao, this is added to two hundred, and a certain senior brother has been counting for three days, and Mr. Xiao blurted out, why." During the period when Xue Fengyi sent someone to get the account book, Yang Hongyi took the opportunity to ask the doubts in his heart.

"This question is simple, it is the stupidest way, one plus to a hundred, there is a difference between each number, this is called the equal difference number series, I don't know if you find it, the number of these two ends, one plus one hundred, two plus ninety-nine, three plus ninety-eight, are all one hundred and one, and the sum of the beginning and end is the same, so that the hundred numbers are divided into fifty pairs, one hundred and one times fifty, and it is five thousand and fifty."

"Wonderful, wonderful" Yang Hongyi slapped his thigh when he heard it, "It's so simple!" A certain generation of senior brother Wuxu thanked Mr. Lu Xiao. Yang Hongyi was ecstatic, he was a person who studied mathematics, thought about it carefully, and found that as this little gentleman said, according to his solution, this problem can really be solved even by a child, and Mr. Lu Xiao, who can come up with this solution, is really talented, Yang Hongyi thought secretly.

The great monk Dingming next to him also had his eyes lit up, it was so simple, he really didn't think wrong, it seemed that he had a lot to learn from Master Lu.

After getting rid of Yang Hongyi's side, Lu Zhe turned his head again and began to scold Xue Fengyi.

"Brother Fengyi, don't underestimate this number of techniques, don't say anything else, just say that the march and fight, the simplest problem, the arrangement of grain and grass and people's husbands, it involves the number of techniques, when going out, how many people's husbands, how much grain and grass are suitable, and how many miles a day is appropriate, if the generals are not proficient in mathematics, I don't know how much food to waste."

"You are actually proficient in the art of arithmetic in this temple?" Xue Fengyi was shocked in his heart, this son really got to the point. In ancient wars, grain and grass were transported by the people, and the people had to be used as a baggage team to follow the army to go out, but the problem came, the people also had to eat food, 10,000 catties of grain, and so the people were transported to the front line, there may be 4,000 catties left, if the people were less, not much food could be transported, the front line was not enough to eat, if there were more people, more food was transported, and more food was needed. It's a secret of some generals, but I didn't expect this son to know, Xue Fengyi's eyes changed when he looked at him.

"Of course, this is just a minor issue." Seeing Xue Fengyi's unbelievable eyes, Lu Zhe was a little drifting, and asked you to look down on me for big math, so he continued to blow. "The application of mathematics does not stop there, for example, in terms of water conservancy, how to calculate the flow, weight, and volume of river water, and then calculate the amount of soil and stone needed for the river embankment, and arrange the most suitable people, so as not to waste money and food."

"Do you still know about the Ministry of Water Conservancy Engineering?" This time it was Yang Hongyi's turn to be surprised.

"A little understanding, a little understanding, if the number of techniques is applied to the extreme, you can calculate the amount of materials of the enemy country, and then through means such as cargo colonization, the price of the enemy country will soar, and the people will not be able to make a living, and they will collapse without attacking." Lu Zhe drank another glass of wine, and he was completely drunk, just like the later generations who had finished drinking, and began to blow wildly.

"Oh? I would like to hear about it. When Xue Fengyi and Yang Hongyi heard this, their eyes were shining, and they were still a little drunk.

"In ancient times, there were two countries, and the war was endless, so the emperor of one of the countries convened his national number of masters......" Lu Zhe then talked about the Qingyan economic war between the Song and Western Xia in later generations, of course, he changed the names of the two countries, and he also combined the oil war in later generations, told a story of an ancient version of the economic war, for how to operate and the pros and cons, he also quoted some comments from later generations.

If this son had been born twenty years earlier, he would have been a wicked man who had caused trouble in the world. As soon as the ancient version of economic warfare was told, especially those views on oil warfare from later economists and military scientists, it made the people present break into a cold sweat, and these things that Lu Zhe talked about, whether it was calculating the number of people to be conscripted and grain, or the knowledge of arranging people's husbands, not to mention the means of economic warfare, in ancient times, were considered to be the knowledge that could only be used in rebellion.

Especially Dingming, who experienced the era of the late Sui Dynasty and the rise of the smoke, he was even more frightened at this time, he just wanted to learn a little Buddhism, how could he worship a demon who was full of rebellion as a master.

At this time, except for Lu Zhe, everyone was in a cold sweat, and the scene was a little cold for a while, but fortunately, at this time, the person who took the account book came back. Xue Fengyi got up and respectfully handed the account book to Lu Zhe in person.

"The people of your military mansion have a good appetite." After bowing his head and reading the account book for a quarter of an hour, Lu Zhe raised his head and smiled mysteriously at Xue Fengyi.