Since Yang Huairen came to Da Song, brushing his teeth has become a big problem. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In this era, there was no toothpaste, so salt with sterilizing effect was used as a substitute, of course, the price of salt was high, and not everyone could afford it.

Only the middle-class people, scholars and wealthy families are willing to use salt to clean their teeth, and most of the bitter people take water to rinse their mouths, and use the plant fibers of the soaked wicker to brush their teeth, which is how the ancient saying "morning chewing tooth wood" comes from.

There are toothbrushes, a wooden stick or bamboo stick drilled at one end of two rows of small holes, fixed in the small holes with a horsetail or pig bristles, and the toothbrushes of later generations have been very similar, as for the occasional strange smell, can only hehe.

Yang Huairen felt that Wei Ergongzi's father named his son well, Wei Daiyan, the spokesperson of the Wei family's store, it can be seen that Wei Lao'er still has high hopes for this little son.

But his bear son relied on his own money, and he learned to be domineering in Tokyo City on weekdays, and he was used to playing tricks, but he didn't expect to meet Yang Huairen, the nemesis of crabs, today.

Yang Huairen has a special ability, always at special moments, can suddenly conjure up special things, in fact, he knows in his heart that the bag of salt was taken from the back kitchen when he came, and he had hidden it in his arms.

Yang Huairen fed Wei Ergongzi salt so cool that it exploded, and his hand pressed hard into his mouth, and his mouth was not idle.

"Don't you have a bad mouth, aren't you called Wei Daiyan, Uncle will feed you a bag of salt today and wash your stinky mouth well."

Wei Ergongzi had just lost two front teeth by a punch from a red-faced man, and was kicked indiscriminately by a group of weak scholars, thinking that he could go home and call his little brother with the gentleman's desire to take revenge for ten years, but he didn't expect to be fed a bag of salt again.

It's not good to have your mouth stuffed with salt, it's okay if your tooth flower is killed, it's okay if your tongue is panicked, and the terrible thing is that your tongue may be pickled into a mouthpiece, and your lips may be salted into a sausage.

Yang Huairen fed the salt well, and the onlookers were angry in their hearts, and they were also very happy, even the pig-like ...... Ah no, the pig thinks he's ugly, and Junjiro, the little dog, also feels very cool.

In addition to the fact that their island country is rich in action movies to entertain men all over the world, in fact, the advantage of being surrounded by the sea is that there is no shortage of salt, and he feels that he has learned new knowledge from the Great Song Dynasty, which has a long history and rich resources.

I've heard of being scared to pee my pants, I've not heard of being fed salt and peeing my pants, Wei Ergongzi can be said to have written a heavy stroke in the history of peeing pants.

Yang Huairen jumped away as if he was electrified, covered his nose and spat disgustingly, "Your grandma, how old are you and still urinating on the street?" You don't have to be ashamed, have you ever thought about how that bluestone under your ass feels? ”

The second prince of Wei stood up slowly, and was so confused that he couldn't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, Hou San hurriedly went to support his master, and stumbled like two lost dogs and ran away with his tail between his legs.

Yang Huairen pouted at the embarrassed backs of the two of them, turned around and was about to enter the door, but Junjiro the little dog swayed the big belly in front of him again.

"Uncle Sang, your culture in the Middle Earth is very good, and the contemptible person is the deputy envoy sent by the country of the rising sun to the Great Song Dynasty, and I am very happy to meet a cultural person like Uncle Sang."

I'll go, Yang Huairen said in his heart, this little devil is so fat and fat, just now my brother wondered that although the red silk boy is not as good as his brother's graceful and graceful Yushu Linfeng, he can't walk the pig to the garden, it turns out that he is walking a little devil.

Although Gao Gonglun didn't understand why Junjiro, the deputy envoy of the Wa State, had an interest in making friends with Yang Huairen, he still politely came over and planned to introduce Yang Huairen to the envoys of the Wa State by acting recklessly.

Yang Huairen had already seen that Gao Gonglun was very respectful to this widow, and he was disgusted with him, looking at him with his eyes as if he was looking at a traitor's dog legs, with undisguised contempt for him, and without waiting for him to speak, he first raised his hand and waved it to stop him.

"Who's that, I don't need you to translate, my brother still knows a few words of bird language."

Yang Huairen didn't care if the tall prince didn't understand the meaning of his words, anyway, he could just keep his mouth shut and stand aside.

"I said that puppy stupid two wolves, you don't have to call me uncle, I really don't dare to be a brother, if any brother can give birth to such an ugly thing, I will immediately cut off his friendship and work.

If you have something to do, say it quickly, let it go quickly, and when you are done, you can quickly go back to work wherever you come from, and don't work with a pestle at the gate of my house and garden.

My land is very expensive in the spring of the garden, whether it is a guest in the hall or a private room, and the money of other people is not to work in the wind, and when I see you, I will spit out the wine that has just gone down in the west in vain, and it will be very bad to waste the land so much. ”

Yang Huairen wittily learned the tone of his speech, and he spoke quickly, anyway, the people in the Great Song Dynasty in the garden understood it, some covered their mouths and snickered, some covered their stomachs and snickered, anyway, no matter where they were covered, they always smiled very brightly and freely.

Gao Gonglun is face was flushed with anger, but Junjiro didn't understand what he said in front of him, and Sui Yuanchun seemed to understand it very well, and when he saw everyone laughing, he also smirked.

"Uncle Sang, I have long heard that your store's Suiyuan Spring wine is very delicious, so I came to buy some today to taste it."

Damn, you ugly bastard still want to taste Lao Tzu's wine, you really want to eat swan meat, you really think you are a camouflage plane.

"My wine is very expensive, you can't afford it, get out of here!"

"I can't afford it? I have a lot of money", Junjiro said and took out two silver strips, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Twenty taels of silver, how about buying two jars of Suiyuan Spring wine?" ”

Yang Huairen was almost frightened by his disgusting appearance, and hurriedly stepped into Suiyuan, and said without looking back, "Don't sell, don't sell, heckle calves!" ”

The little dog Junjiro seemed to understand that people didn't look down on him anymore, so he followed him into Suiyuan angrily, crossed his waist and scolded: "Baga! My land is the noble envoy of the country of the rising sun, and if you dare to refuse me, I will tell your officials! ”

Yang Huairen was going to let him get out of the house as soon as possible, but when he heard those two words popping out of his mouth, he immediately became angry, turned around and stared at the little dog viciously and said coldly: "Ba, you mother, your sister, you are a fart, why didn't I hear about when the pork went up?" ”

After finishing speaking, Yang Huairen seemed to remember something, walked to the counter, picked up a brush, and wrote a few big characters on a door barrier board, and then held the door board and pointed it to Junjiro Inu.

"I don't know, I don't know Uncle Ben to read it to you."

Junjiro touched his eyebrows, narrowed his eyes, and read out those words - "Men and dogs are not allowed to enter!" ”