Junjiro Inu finished reading those words, and he was completely angry, but the reason for the anger was a bit funny. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why don't you let the widows and dogs into your garden?"

Xiao Zhizi didn't know why he liked to talk with his waist crossed so much, according to Yang Huairen's judgment, first, it was probably because his strange body shape didn't have a waist at all, and he just did it to hold the big belly from falling to the ground.

The second reason is because the little dog Junjiro is too stubborn, and he has to tilt his head to anyone he talks to in the Great Song Dynasty, and if he doesn't hold his fat body, he may fall backwards because of his unstable center of gravity.

In fact, if he falls, everyone should be more of a joke, but it's not good to press those innocent flowers and plants.

Gao Gonglun's face was gloomy, he began to regret taking this little dog Junjiro out for a walk, if something happened again, the little dog was the envoy of the Japanese country after all, and he really made trouble to the official's house, and his face was not good-looking.

The reason why he works as an errand in Honglu Temple is because he attaches great importance to etiquette, and he is still calm when encountering things.

"Young Master Yang," Gao Gonglun took out his usual verbose energy again, pinched the folding fan and said, "Our Great Song Dynasty is a state of etiquette, and this little dog monarch is an envoy of the Japanese Kingdom, is it too rude for you to humiliate him with some clever words for no reason?"

This official sees that you are also a scholar, why are you talking dirty words when you open and close your mouth?

"Poems" says, "The rat has a body, but the person is rude; People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? 'Zi said......"

"Zi said, shut up for me!"

Gao Gongzi began to talk about "etiquette" endlessly, maybe he had to invite those sons out and say it again, in Yang Huairen's voice is tantamount to Tang Sanzang reciting a mantra to Sun Monkey, is this worth it? So he hurriedly interrupted him.

"This official, since you are here today, I will also say to you below, so that you can understand what etiquette is.

He said: 'The parrot can speak, and it does not leave the bird; Orangutans can speak, and they are inseparable from beasts. Today's people are rude, although they can speak, but they are not also the hearts of beasts? ’

I don't read much in the next book, and I don't know who said this sentence, but I think it makes sense, and I don't have to talk about the same etiquette as everyone.

If you have a relationship with a gentleman, you have to talk about the courtesy of a gentleman; If you have sex with a villain, you have to talk about the gift of a villain; It's something that isn't human, you talk to it, isn't this shell pushing your own dung ball, looking for disgust yourself? ”

Gao Gonglun listened to his extremely rough speech, wrinkled his face and was very uncomfortable, and wanted to refute him, but he couldn't find a suitable example for a while, and he couldn't speak.

"You think I have a point, don't you? If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. ”

Yang Huairen turned to Junjiro again, "Don't you want to know why we don't allow Japanese people and dogs to enter the door in Suiyuan?" Okay, I'll tell you carefully.

You know a lot about the culture of our Great Song Dynasty, and I also have some knowledge of the customs of your Wa Kingdom, such as how your surname came about.

You Japanese people are warlike, and you fight back and forth day and night in spring, summer, autumn and winter, so well, there are too many men dying, fewer and fewer people, and there is no time to have children, so in order to encourage childbearing, a wise emperor in ancient times came up with a national policy, ordering men to have sex with women whenever and wherever they want.

You women in the Japanese country also like this national policy very much, so they simply go out the door with pillows and sheets, and when they see something with a handle, they rush up and down or left and right to fight.

But after the war, the people with the handle left in a hurry when they didn't know what was cool, so they didn't leave any name or no name at all.

These women later gave birth to children, and simply named them after the place where the war was fought at that time, so what are the surnames of your Japanese people, such as Yamashita, Inoue, Noda, Matsushita, Watanabe, Hayanaka, Fujii, etc.

By the way, there are also mothers like this deputy envoy, who may have seen the face of the thing with the handle during the war, so they were surnamed Little Dog.

Therefore, the culture of your Wa Kingdom is broad and profound, and the 'wisdom' and 'courage' of the women of the Wa Kingdom are really the five bodies that I and other people of the Great Song Dynasty admire. ”

After listening to Yang Huairen's words, the little dog didn't know how much he understood, anyway, he understood that the last sentence was to praise them for being smart, and praising a Japanese woman like his mother for being wise and courageous.

So Junjiro gave Yang Huairen a thumbs up, and said "Yanxi" with a smile on his face.

Everyone in the garden was stupid when they heard it, whether they were scholars or martial artists, they all felt heartfelt admiration for Yang Huairen's erudition, and couldn't help but praise it.

Of course, after hitting the festival and saying the praise, continue to cover your mouth or cover your stomach to laugh heartily.

Gao Gongzi also smiled, but it was a wry smile.

He couldn't complain about Yang Huairen, but he couldn't wait to knock the fool Junjiro to death with a fan, but his official position didn't allow it, so he had to knock his forehead hard, thinking that maybe he could wake himself up, and everything in front of him might just be an illusion.

Yang Huairen saw the sound of his knocking on his head, and thought that he was a dignified master of ceremonies in Honglu Temple, although his grade was not high, he was also a court official, and he was still a relative of the emperor, so it would be bad if he couldn't take care of himself.

He snatched the folding fan in Gao Gonglun's hand, leaned into his ear and said softly with a smile: "Gao Gongzi understands now, right?" With a dog girl, there is no need to treat it with our noble etiquette. ”

At this point, it would be a waste of saliva to say more. No matter how high Gao Gonglun's status is, he is just a rotten Confucian, and Yang Huairen will not take it to heart.

Junjiro felt that he had been praised, and he had long forgotten about coming to eat and drink, and under the persuasion of Gao Gongzi, he happily hugged his belly and walked away.

Everyone in Suiyuan was open-minded, and Suiyuan Spring sold a lot.

Zhou Tong and others originally thought that Yang Huairen was just a talent, because of his outstanding cooking skills, he might be able to have a fortune in the future and become a wealthy man.

Fang Cai saw that he just relied on a sharp mouth to make a court official speechless, and humiliated an envoy of the Japanese state into confusion, and his view of his future was different.

Maybe his bold words were not drunken words, or maybe under his thin and white face, there was a fierce tiger, a tiger that could change the fate of the Great Song Dynasty.

What Yang Huairen was thinking about was the humiliation suffered by the nation more than 900 years later, tens of millions of Chinese compatriots were slaughtered by foreign races, and for the country that still caused the Celestial Empire everywhere until the 21st century, perhaps it should be allowed to disappear from the earth forever from now on.

His idea of "existence is reason" became even stronger, and a fire burned in his chest.