"A lot of leisure, a lot of freedom, one does not chant, the other does not worship the Buddha,

If you are crazy, drink a few cups, and eat a few pieces of meat,

Drink yourself, have fun, have fun.

As Lu Zhe sang a small song composed by Guo Degang in the dialect of the Tang Dynasty, the story of Jigongchuan came to an end temporarily, and looking at the other two people who were still unsatisfied, Lu Zhe's vanity was greatly satisfied.

I have to say that Lu Zhe is still very grateful for the invention of TV, if he hadn't watched the TV series of Jigong's biography, Lu Zhe would not have been able to tell Jigong's story completely.

After all, because of the existence of the picture, Lu Zhe had a preconceived intuitive understanding of the scene described in the whole story in his mind. If you only read the novel and tell it, it will inevitably be lost, and the story is not complete.

Speaking of this, Lu Zhe had to admire those other travelers, and casually finished a "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or "Journey to the West", and it was almost exactly the same as the original book.

is also a traveler, why is his memory not so rebellious, Lu Zhe thought with some jealousy, he didn't read "The Complete Biography of Jigong", the only sentence he remembered was "Jigong took off the monk's hat, patted the back of his head three times, and showed his Dharma body, six feet tall, his head was like a wheat bucket, his face was like an uncovered, he was wearing a straight embellishment, with bare legs, and he was a conscious Arhat." Others, I can't even remember it, unlike other predecessors who have crossed over, I remember the four famous works of millions of words clearly, and even the characters in it are praised, and I can't move around is "That Zhao Yun, with a bright silver helmet on his head, a bright silver armor, a Suluo robe on the outside, a white dragon horse under his crotch, a five-hook bright silver spear in his palm, a three-foot green sword on his back, white as snow, bright as silver, three feet high in front of the horse, and more than 100 steps behind the horse......

"What's next? Has this monk rebuilt the Great Compassion Building? Yang Hongyi stared at Lu Zhe and asked with an unfinished face.

"Eunuch, no, lieutenant." Lu Zhe remembered that the eunuchs at this time did not have the title of eunuch, so he changed the title of the Han Dynasty.

"Zhongguan? What does this mean? Yang Hongyi asked blankly.

"There's no more down there."

Poof-hahaha, laughed to death. Yang Hongyi thought for a while, and then his face was strange, and his little white face was like a crown of jade, and he was forced to turn blue and purple by this joke, and after a while, he finally couldn't help it, and laughed.

This kind of slightly erotic stalk, for Yang Hongyi, a child of a family, is extremely vulgar and unpopular, on weekdays, Yang Hongyi will show disdain when he hears this kind of village dialect, and then run to the river to wash his ears, but today he doesn't know what's wrong, he just can't hold back, he thinks that although vulgar but extremely interesting, he covers his stomach regardless of his image, and laughs.

As mentioned earlier, the laughter of the ancients is very low, at this time the strange talk is still in the world to say new words, the stage of picking up the memories, the famous Tang legend has not yet appeared, at this time the Zhiwei essay is still in the "palace night there are strange beasts, white and clean, around the palace." The eunuch saw it and heard it to the emperor. The descriptions are very simple, the story is not strong, it all depends on people's imagination, and most of them are the content of deifying the emperor and famous ministers, and there is no such vivid and interesting description of the story as the Ming and Qing novels. In addition, the version told by Lu Zhe is a combination of Guo Degang's stand-up comedy and Old Man You's TV series, not to mention the ancients, modern people with such a high laughing point can't stand it, let alone the ancients.

Therefore, in the process of telling, Lu Zhe had to interrupt the narration several times because Yang Hongyi laughed so much that his stomach hurt, even if it was the old monk Dingming, he laughed heartily several times.

"Master Lu, disciple understands." Dingming, who had been silent for a long time next to him, jumped out of his head and thoughtlessly, and saluted Lu Zhe again.

"Huh? Tell me why you are acting the way you are, and what you understand, please try to tell me. Looking at Dingming's look of enlightenment, Lu Zhe was also very curious about what this Dingming great monk with a high force value had realized.

"A few days ago, I saw Master Lu wandering, and I secretly slandered Master Lu for greedy pleasure in my heart, and today I heard the story of Master Lu telling the monk Jidian, and I understood the deep meaning of Master Lu." Dingming's face was ashamed, and he looked like he regretted that I had misunderstood the respected teacher.

"Master Lu's behavior in the past few days is clearly to point out Dingming, Dingming is dull, and misunderstand the desire of respecting the teacher, until today I heard the wonderful sound of Master Lu, and Dingming only understood the truth that Master Lu wanted to tell." Dingming paused for a moment, and saw Lu Zhe's expression of encouragement, so he cautiously continued to speak.

"That is, only if there is a Buddha in the heart, what if the wine and meat pass through the intestines. If you have the heart of a Buddha, how can you be afraid of the desires of the world, Master Lu uses wine and food to refine your heart, which is the embodiment of the great wisdom and Buddha's nature. ”

"Ah, that's it, I didn't expect to be seen through by you." Lu Zhe didn't expect that his behavior in the United Military Mansion in the past few days would become a deliberate act in the eyes of Dingming, and he couldn't help but admire the brain hole of the monk Dingming, who deserves to be a student of Buddhism, this brain hole, I am a Buddha.

"Master Lu is a master, sitting and sleeping, all have Buddhist principles, but hatred is clear and dull, and only today do I understand the true meaning of Master Lu. The wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart, which was clearly the Buddha's reason. The great monk Dingming looked at Lu Zhe with a look of adoration, as if he had already realized the Tao.

"It's good to realize it, and I don't want to deliberately point it out for the teacher." As soon as he said it, Lu Zhe also felt that he had been so profligate these days, it was really to ignite him, and the things that Buddhism ignited could be called greedy appetite? Vulgar!

However, Lu Zhe did not tell Dingming and Yang Hongyi that the last two sentences of the Jigong monk Buddha are "If the world learns from me, it is like being close to the devil." "People are perceptual Arhats, so they dare to do this, which is equivalent to a full-level large size that can be used without equipment, and you can beat a novice copy with attributes, but how dare you learn as a rookie who has just come out of the novice village?

"I've been talking about it for so long, let's practice it, come, try a beggar pheasant made by a certain one, it's the most delicious." However, thinking that it was difficult to transform him from formalistic worship to Buddha, Lu Zhe didn't have much to do, just like the snake that seduced Eve, he handed over a large piece of chicken to Ming.

"Thank you, Master Lu." The monk was not polite, took the chicken and gnawed it, swallowed it in one bite, as if the chicken was the karma of the world, and drank a glass of alcohol, and the whole eyebrows and eyes were stretched.

"It's still delicious with wine and meat." Seeing that Dingming had been in the same stream, no, he was enlightened, Lu Zhe was also happy, thinking that the production of poker was also on the agenda, the three of them happened to fight the landlord, thinking of fighting the landlord, the more he thought about it, the happier Lu Zhe couldn't help but talk nonsense to the great monk of Dingming.

"So, that's right, in my door, cultivating Buddha is like this, as long as there is a Buddha in the heart, which care about wine and meat through the intestines, not to mention wine and meat, you can also marry a wife, there is a great sage surnamed Lu said well, monks don't marry wives, little Bodhisattva from there!?"

"Poof-" Yang Hongyi next to him was holding his stomach next to him again, and kept groaning.

Don't laugh, Mr. Lu Xun really said such a thing, from Mr. Yu's article "My First Master", Mr.'s description of Buddhism is even better, such as "The lights of the Daxiong Hall are dim, Guanyin stretches out his hand to touch the Arhat", of course, this is the common saying that Mr. describes their side, and the crane hereby declares that Mr. is just quoted in the text, not Mr.'s original intention.

"The rules of cultivating Buddhism in this sect of virtuous brothers are interesting, if this is the case, I am afraid that how many people in the world want to enter the practice of cultivating Buddhism in this sect of virtuous brothers." Yang Hongyi next to him quipped.

"A certain door, only pay attention to the clear mind, for the rules are not very particular, in the past, the world respected in the Lingshan meeting, flowers to show the public. When everyone was silent, Venerable Gyala smiled openly. The World-Honored One said: "I have the right Dharma to hide in my eyes, Nirvana to have a wonderful mind, reality without appearance, subtle Dharma, not to set up words, not to pass on outside the teachings, and to give instructions to the Mahakalpa." This is the reason for this. ”

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, Xiaoyou really has a Buddha heart, and you can't learn from Master Shenxiu?" Suddenly, someone outside the window proclaimed the Buddha's name, and an old monk with white eyebrows walked in.

"Abbot." Seeing the old monk come in, the great monk Dingming couldn't sit still, got up and saluted, and his face was sneering.

"I've seen Master Yan." Yang Hongyi also got up and saluted.

Looking at a sweeping monk coming in from outside the door, Dingming called him the abbot again, thinking that this person was not the abbot of Tianjing Temple, and he robbed him of the double-flower big red stick that he could fight so well, would he be taken away by his set of full-level Arhat boxing that returned to the basics?

"I've seen Master Yan. Zhe has never learned to sit on the throne of Shenxiu, but he just recited a few Buddhist scriptures randomly, criticized and talked about them indiscriminately, and laughed at the Fang family, I don't know when the master came? Lu Zhe also had some drumming in his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute.

"From the beginning of the questioning of the little friend to determine whether the Buddha is omnipotent, a certain person was outside the door, heard about the wonderful method of Zen Buddhism of the little friend, and hoped that the little friend would forgive the sins." The old monk bowed respectfully, as if he was the heir of another sect, a figure on an equal footing with him.

After finishing the ceremony, the old monk then spoke: "Yesterday, the United Army Mansion sent someone to send a congratulatory gift, saying that it was the temple that was determined to apprentice to the master in the United Army Mansion, and he came to congratulate him. ”

"Where, where, philosophers are not explanators, only a few Buddhist scriptures, the master is determined to be the Dharma, want to worship the boy as a teacher, philosopher is just a yellow-mouthed child, how dare to accept the master as a disciple, before the master said good, come and go freely, apprenticeship, or give up." It's over, the leader of the other party really came to the door, and saw that he had fooled Dingming into drinking and eating meat, and he was looking for himself to settle the account, Lu Zhe hurriedly declared, apprenticeship is not his wish, you can take it back.

"Buddhism is the door of convenience, come and go freely, Xiaoyou is deep in one of the Samadhi, Xiaoyou has this big mind to promote Buddhism, how can the old monk let Xiaoyou specialize in the beauty of the former yes, and a certain outside the door for a long time, Xiaoyou's Buddhism, has been deep Zen Samadhi, Dingming can worship Xiaoyou as a teacher, is Dingming the blessing of the previous life, Dingming, you listen well." Master Yan suddenly raised his voice, which was very similar to the roar of a Buddhist lion.

"You became a monk in Tianjing Temple five years ago, and the old monk said to you, your nature, it is not suitable to cultivate the law of my Pure Land Sect, today you have the Dafa of Zen Buddhism, it is your great luck, a small friend of the world, pass on your Dafa, you should be grateful, to the teacher!"

I didn't expect the old monk to look so old, but at this time, Lu Zhe was even more sure of the old monk's martial arts, and he nodded yes.

"Abbot Daen, it's just, it's just that after that, can you still go back to Tianjing Temple?" Dingming wept and prayed.

"Buddhism is vast, come and go freely, idiot, haven't realized yet?" The old monk has a fluttering beard and looks like a monk outside the world.

"Determine the great grace of Master Yan." Dingming couldn't cry at this time, but he kept kowtowing to the old monk.

"Okay, get up, you and I are monks, there is no need to mind the love of this world." As soon as the old monk spoke, Dingming had to stand up obediently and stand beside him.

"Congratulations to the virtuous brother, congratulations to Master Dingming, Master Yan, the master is here today, why don't you talk to me about the Dharma, so that Hongyi can learn the master's wonderful method." Seeing that the scene suddenly became sensational, Yang Hongyi, who was born in a family, hurriedly played a round next to him, so that Lu Zhe, who was embarrassed next to him, couldn't wait to hug him and kiss the two. Sure enough, it's a good "plate friend", which is interesting enough.

"Tetsuya wants to listen to the master's wonderful method, and asks the master to give him advice." Lu Zhe hurriedly bowed to Master Yan, looking eager for knowledge.

"It's okay, today I heard the wonderful method of Zen Buddhism of Xiaoyou, especially what I said just now, the old monk felt something, and remembered a public case of Zen Buddhism, and the old monk tried to talk about it, and confirmed each other with Xiaoyou." The old monk sat cross-legged and spoke slowly.

I believe you are a ghost, you bad old man is very bad, hearing that the old monk did not talk about the Buddhism of the Pure Land Sect, but talked about the public case of Zen Buddhism, Lu Zhe immediately understood what the old monk meant.

This situation is to argue with difficulty, it seems that Master Yan still has some mustard for his own acceptance, although he said he doesn't care, but from the outsider's point of view, it means that his Pure Land Sect is not as good as Zen Buddhism, and Lu Zhe's age, Master Yan, who has white eyebrows, is not good at using the Buddhism of the Pure Land Sect to argue, and using the method of Zen Buddhism, which means that although I am a person from the Pure Land Sect, I will use the Buddhism of Zen Buddhism to argue with you, and argue with you in what you are best at, which is like assisting with the mid-lane solo, and there is no shame in losing, Won 666.

In addition, the word public case, generally speaking, is some bullshit thing, Lu Zhe secretly called it dangerous in his heart, since it is a public case, it is generally unresolved, use this to argue, no matter whether you win or lose, its improper Zen Buddhism is first of all more unbearable than the Pure Land Sect in name, this is also Dingming and Yang Hongyi to see, Zen itself is not clean, it's not that my Pure Land Sect is not as good as Zen Buddhism, it's that you Dingming has no understanding, and you can't comprehend the Dafa of my Pure Land Sect, so you have to go to the Zen Buddhism that is not clean itself.

The sectarian dispute is really dangerous, if it is really a knife to the blood, not giving an inch, Lu Zhe couldn't help but sigh, I, a disciple of Chi Songzi, how can I argue with the great monk of your Pure Land Sect, this is not in line with the basic law of debate.

In fact, sectarian strife, which are more sinister and lengthy than secular strife, are often counted from hundreds of years ago. Because this is a struggle for the right to speak, not to mention the notorious dispute between Catholicism and Protestantism, the notoriety of the Inquisition, even the Maozi in the Middle Ages were terrified, that is, among the eight sects of Buddhism, some people worship Manjushri, some worship the medicine master, some worship Puxian, and one worships Maitreya, and there is a subordinate organization called the White Lotus Sect.........

Every sect wants to prove that the Buddha they worship is the best, and among sects, abuse, rumors, and assassinations are all light, and in order to proselytize, many religions try their best to obtain political rights, by giving money and things to build momentum, not to mention the rebellion of the White Lotus Sect, all of which are trying to make their own sect become the state religion through these acts.

Religious struggles are inherently unclean, and when combined with politics, they are even more dirty. Think of the cardinals of Europe, whom the king had to ask when he ascended the throne.

This ethos. It has spread all the way to future generations. I have to say that Confucianism is very awesome, and all religions that do not accept the transformation of Confucianism cannot be implemented, and the Buddhism of later generations is almost like the Buddha skin and Confucian bones, which is completely different from the original version in India. But what is even more awesome and wise is our religious policy, which allows God to return to God, and completely puts an end to religious interference in the world. It has to be said that, compared with other systems, socialism has a certain advanced character.

"Master, please speak, Zhe is listening." Lu Zhe made up his mind and decided that if Master Yan said something he didn't understand, he would use the poisonous chicken soup of later generations to fight back, anyway, Zen Buddhism pays attention to everything from the heart, and he can say whatever he wants, but if it doesn't work, he will ask the Zen master again.

Master Yan bowed and said slowly: "According to legend, Hongren is the method of paying clothes, and he ordered the disciples to make a side to present, and Shenxiu sat down as a cloud: "The body is a Bodhi tree, the heart is like a mirror platform, always wipe diligently, don't make dust." 'Hiroshi thinks that he has not seen his true nature, and he has not paid for his clothes. This pile is a public case of Ru Zen Buddhism, I don't know how to solve it? ”

I'll rub it, Lu Zhe secretly screamed in his heart that he was lucky, if it was something else, he might be GG, if it was this paragraph, then I'm sorry, I'm going to offend you.

So Lu Zhe also gave a salute and said slowly, "Master Shenxiu is very eager to seek the Dharma, and he wants to promote Zen Buddhism all his life, which has become an obstacle in his heart, which is in line with the suffering of the eight sufferings of Buddhism. ”

"Oh? I don't know how to modify this? Master Yan is very surprised, Zen Buddhism as an emerging sect, because of its doctrine, has attracted a lot of believers, known as the ancestor of the Northern Zen Shenxiu has not been inherited by the mantle of Hongren, so that the emerging Northern Zen Buddhism from the root, there are a lot of criticism, many people in Buddhism think that Shenxiu has not been the true transmission of Hongren, and more radical think that he is close to the devil's way. Before, Master Yan asked him if he learned from Shenxiu, and he had the meaning of throwing stones to ask for directions, fortunately, Lu Zhe said that he did not learn from Shenxiu, otherwise the old monk could say that your master did not get the mantle of the five ancestors of Zen Buddhism, you learned from him, I am afraid that it is not the crooked mouth monk who recites the scriptures crookedly.

"Zhe thinks that this should be changed to-" Lu Zhe dragged out his voice, and said sorry to the unborn Master Huineng again in his heart, and then slowly spoke.

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where is the dust!"

As soon as this sentence came out, it was earth-shattering!