Lu Zhe finally realized the hard work of the concave character, in order to maintain this sister-looking character, even if Lu Zhe had 10,000 MMPs in his heart, he still had to pretend to be surprised, and agreed gratefully.

Lu Zhe's mood at this moment, just like the later bard, tofu factory worker, philosopher Wang Er said, unfortunately, everyone has their own destiny, you have no choice, if you can choose, I don't want to live here and now.

This is all fate, there will be a fate, it is better to eat chicken and drink wine, Lu Zhe tore the chicken thigh meat full of fat, and beckoned Yang Hongyi, "Brother Yang, come, foolish brother salute you." ”

And Yang Hongyi, who is suspected to be a child of the family, on the other side, does not care about the demeanor at the moment, and is munching on the chicken on the table, and when he hears Lu Zhe asking for wine, it is just his own hands full of fat, and he said that the virtuous brother is victorious, and he raised his glass and drank it all.

Well, yes, Lu Zhe took a sip of the Yingzhou rich water in the cup, this is not the green ant wine that the fermentation microorganisms outside have not been processed and are still floating on it, but it is slightly heated, filtered, and turned into a yellow and transparent, sweeter yellow wine, Bai Juyi once praised, "The world's good yellow paste wine" is this thing.

Lu Zhe wittily cooked it with plums and ginger, and it tasted excellent. In this cold winter, yellow wine is more compatible with called flower chicken.

As for why Lu Zhe and Yang Hongyi are already called brothers, eating and drinking together regardless of their image, it all starts with Lu Zhe's drunken and crazy show.

That day, since Lu Zhe said that Niu Jinda wanted to go out of the army site mountain, as one of the parties, Yang Hongyi and Dingming were also deservedly left behind to "Pan Huan", Yang Hongyi's "Pan Huan" courtyard is next to the small courtyard where Lu Zhe lives, the so-called four big irons of life, together with a gun, together with XXX, together with the dirt, together with the same window, although he and Yang Hongyi were "Pan Huan" here, it can be regarded as the same window, plus Lu Zhe's first-hand cooking skills, since Lu Zhe greeted Yang Hongyi to eat once, The two quickly hooked up and became embarrassed.

"Brother Xian's cooking skills are rare in the world. The cooks in Brother Fool's Mansion deserve to be exiled. A piece of raw chicken was put in his mouth, and he drank a sip of the bad liquor made by Lu Zhe, and Yang Hongyi didn't care about the food, but he didn't say a word, and praised with satisfaction.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Brother Yang, if you like to eat, eat more." Lu Zhe sat on the ground regardless of his image, the Tongjun Mansion deserved to be a big dog, and all kinds of things in the kitchen were complete, Lu Zhe finally showed off his cooking skills fiercely, and by the way, he also satisfied his appetite, and saw that his "plate friend" was very satisfied, as a chef, Lu Zhe was also quite complacent.

"Dingming, don't you really want to come? It's fragrant. Lu Zhe looked at the courtyard and shouted.

"Master Lu and enjoy it, this blood food, I will definitely not eat it." Dingming was fighting with the pandas in the yard, and in the name of helping Lu Shi train the mountain guards.

"It's better for you to rest for a while, the hot pot is about to cry." In the past two days, Dingming is unilaterally beating the panda, in his words, this strange beast is psychic, but negligent training, if it can be trained well, it can protect the mountain beast for my door.

"Be sure to obey." The great monk of Dingming was fluttering in white clothes and jumped out of the circle, and when he saw that this two-legged beast no longer moved, he hurriedly ran to the house and rubbed his head against Lu Zhe aggrievedly.

"Okay, okay, let's see what you've bullied it into." Lu Zhe rubbed the panda's ears distressedly, well, the feeling is getting better and better, while feeding the bamboo to the hot pot, if this is in the future life, it will be in the future because of malicious harm to the country's rare and protected animals, and those panda fans can't wait to tear it apart.

"Lu Shiru just spoils it too much." As soon as Dingming came in, Lu Zhe found that the panda was hiding behind him, and his small appearance was simply cute.

As we all know, the panda is a bear in front of Lu Zhe and others, and a cat in front of Dingming, which is the famous panda duality.

"Master Lu, this strange beast has amazing talent, it's only been two days, and he has no master to master the technique of attacking, and he already has a good appearance."

"Oh?" Lu Zhe was quite surprised, you must know that the original martial arts were also imitated by people to imitate the art of animal fighting, could it be that the hot pot awakened the genes of the kung fu panda under the master of Dingming. Lu Zhe was overjoyed, and then raised his glass.

"Dingming has worked hard, Zhe Jingru has a cup."

"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm sure I've thanked Master Lu." Dingming took the wine cup and drank it all, looking at Lu Zhe and Yang Hongyi's wandering appearance, he felt helpless in his heart.

I won't worship a fake teacher, after I heard the Heart Sutra before, if I was drunk, plus this son actually knows Hua Tuo's technique, I can't help but be shocked, and I moved the idea of apprenticeship, I didn't expect that in the past few days, this son not only drinks wine and eats meat, wanders like a skeleton, and hums strange obscene words and songs in his mouth every day, just like a gentleman, but also brings Yang Hongyi, an honest man, to the bad.

There is talent but no virtue, and you still need to guide it well. Dingming thought secretly in his heart. In the past few days, Lu Zhe has taught Dingming the techniques of alcohol disinfection and wound stitching, as well as the health care knowledge of later generations, and told him all of this, all of which made Dingming a celestial man, but Lu Zhe's style, Dingming was a little unbearable, but under the psychology of the ancients respecting teachers, Dingming was not easy to attack, so he had to be secretly anxious in his heart.

Although Lu Zhe is his master, in this Tang Dynasty, where he became a father in his teens, Dingming, who was in his forties, looked at Lu Zhe like a grandfather looking at his grandson, watching Lu Zhe greedy for pleasure, and couldn't help but be secretly anxious.

"Hey, it's clear that you're just too obsessed, what are you doing to learn from Emperor Wu of Liang? Shakyamuni eats meat, what precepts do you keep? If Lu Zhe knew that Dong Chou's song was defined as an obscene song by his cheap apprentice, he wouldn't know how to feel.

Yes, before the Northern and Southern Dynasties, monks ate meat, but Emperor Wu of Liang believed in Buddhism too much, and he issued an edict to explicitly order Buddhist believers to abstain from eating meat. So later, the monks didn't eat meat, but in fact, there were still some monks who ate meat, such as the warrior monks of Shaolin Temple, how to practice martial arts without eating meat, of course, those monks in later generations not only ate meat, but also clubbed, after all, they did not interfere in their private life after work.

"The Buddha himself is a Buddha, even if he eats meat, he will not arouse the appetite of the mouth, and he determines that the mortal womb of the flesh can be compared with the Buddha." After all, the Northern and Southern Dynasties were not long away from the Tang Dynasty, and of course Dingming knew about this case.

"So, just because you ate a bowl of rotten pork, the Buddha of your kind was poisoned?" Lu Zhe also drank his mouth and didn't choose his words, seeing that a Buddha eating meat is also considered to eat meat, what the Buddha eats is not meat, it is the appearance of the sins of all beings, and the true colors of the bar essence appeared, and the cause of Shakyamuni's disgraceful death was revealed.

"Master Lu can know that the pure Buddha and the Buddha have cause and effect, and the Buddha passed away by his hand. The fact that the Buddha was willing to eat it knowing that his offering was poisonous is enough to prove it. In his later years, Shakyamuni ate a bowl of rotten pork sent by a believer named Chuntuo, and then died of dysentery, which shows the importance of food safety and hygiene.

"So you and other monks don't eat meat?" Lu Zhe said briskly, causing Yang Hongyi to laugh.

"Master Lu can know that there is a great cause and effect for slandering the Buddha. Although Master Lu is not a person of my Buddhism, for the sake of Master Lu's blessings, it is better not to say such slanderous words about Buddhism. Seeing Lu Zhe so undignified, Dingming's face turned white.

"Uh...... Be sure not to rush, and listen to what the philosopher says. Looking at the big monk on the opposite side, his face sank like water, and the green tendons on his hands burst out, if he was not his master, Lu Zhe estimated that this great monk would not have a set of Chiba palms to take away himself is great mercy and compassion.

Dingming this comrade, his thinking is still a little feudal, Lu Zhe sighed secretly, as his first disciple, and the value of force is so high, Lu Zhe feels that it is necessary to bring him back to the correct path of Marxism-Leninism.

"Philosopher, the Dharma is boundless, is the Buddha omnipotent."

"The Buddha has immeasurable wisdom and great power, illuminating three thousand worlds, and is omnipotent." This question asks Buddhists, and the omnipotence of the Buddha is simply their political correctness, the truth they affirm.

"Nazhe, can the Buddha make a stone that he can't lift?"

"Forehead ......" just wanted to answer that it could be determined, but suddenly got stuck, this dilemma, say yes, how could the Buddha not be able to lift a stone, say no, how could the Buddha not be able to make a stone.

For a while, Dingming, who was surrounded by the two questions of ability and can't, stood in place in a daze, unable to say a word. As a Buddhist, he can't accept that the Buddha is not omnipotent, and even Yang Hongyi, who was on the side, frowned and pondered when he heard this.

Hehe, it's stumped now, Lu Zhe smiled proudly, this problem first came out of the Middle Ages, called the God Paradox, which is a typical problem in logic, not to mention certainty, it is difficult for countless theologians in later generations to explain this problem.

"Definitely, you have listened, the Buddha has three impossibilities, the Buddha can empty everything and become ten thousand dharmas and wisdom, and if he can't, he will destroy the karma; The Buddha can know that the masses have sex and poverty, and they cannot guide them; The Buddha is capable of immeasurable sentient beings, but cannot exhaust the realm of sentient beings. If you think that this is the case of learning the Buddha and respecting the Buddha, if you buy and return the pearls, the Buddha is an ancient sage and a wise man, but the Buddha is regarded as an almighty God, and the words of the Buddha are not thought about and taken as a guideline, then the original intention of the Buddha's teachings is lost. ”

Lu Zhe's words were nothing less than a slap in the face, and after Dingming listened to it, he couldn't help but sweat coldly, and Nie was stunned for most of the time, and immediately bowed to the ground, speaking respectfully.

"Please also ask Master Lu to teach."

"Dingming, Zhe and ask you, do you see that, is it the wind? Mei Dong? Or is it snow? Fortunately, Master Huineng, who proposed this allusion at this time, had not yet been born, so Lu Zhe used it unceremoniously.

"I don't know, and I ask Master Lu to teach." After thinking about it for a long time, he shook his head and only said that he didn't know, bowed to the ground, lowered his head and asked Lu Zhe to say the answer.

"But the wind and the snow are moving?" Yang Hongyi was next to him, sitting upright and giving the answer.

"Yes and no." Lu Shi still looked like a prodigal man, smiling mysteriously.

"Please also ask Mr. Lu Xiao to make it clear." Yang Hongyi respectfully saluted Lu Zhe, at this moment he looked at Lu Zhe, and had a faint premonition in his heart that he might be witnessing a certain historical moment of Buddhism.

"The cold wind outside the window blows off the snow on the plum branches, if according to the words of Buddhism, it is not the wind, not the plum movement, and the snow movement." Lu Zhe paused for a moment, looking at the two of them looking at him with a confused expression, and the psychology of pretending to be forced was greatly satisfied.

"Please also ask Lu Shi (Mr. Lu Xiao) to inform."

"It's heartbeat. The wind moves, the plum moves, and the snow moves, all of which are the state of affairs. Everything is born from the heart, so the heart gives birth to the law, and the heart destroys the law. When you don't see this flower, this flower and you will die together; When you look at this flower, you will understand the color of this flower for a while."

"This is the supreme principle of Buddhism."

"Dingming Xie Lu passed on the great grace of the Dharma, and obtained this Buddha's principle, and Dingming died without regrets."

As soon as the famous words of Master Huineng and Wang Yangming came out, the lethality was so powerful that Lu Zhe couldn't believe it, and the two people in the room were so excited that they couldn't help themselves at the moment, Yang Hongyi repeatedly read Lu Zhe's words, and Dingming was even more excited to shed tears, lying on the ground and crying in a low voice.

"This is the language of Buddhism, and according to Taoist sayings, whether the wind moves, the plum moves, and the snow moves, it is just the flow of heaven and earth. Although I didn't understand the reference object in the back, but the Taoist one, Dingming and Yang Hongyi really understood, at this moment even Yang Hongyi wanted to apprentice, it seems that this Xiao Langjun really had to be taught by the immortals, otherwise how could he be at a young age, proficient in the principles of Buddhism and Taoism, and proficient in the art of war, he is simply a great talent, if he is not worried that his master Li Chunfeng will take away himself with a set of three-ring swordsmanship, Yang Hongyi really wants to be like Dingming, the apprentice speaks well, and there will be a lot, and Lu Zhe, who is amazing in his cooking skills, is a teacherAnyway, at least the food is ok.

From this, we can see that the so-called truth of the world is not in the hands of one family or one person, and when the Buddha is also incompetent, you must not be superstitious, nor be paranoid. Inclusiveness, unevenness and polymorphism, is the origin of the world. ”

"A good plum is three points white in the snow, but the snow loses a piece of plum fragrance. Virtuous brother is talented. Yang Hongyi only felt that these two sentences were simply fragrant, and the image of the "Pan Friend" in front of him suddenly became taller.

"Dingming has already known his mistakes, and Master Lu's words are like an initiation." The great monk Dingming thanked him again, and cried and said, "At this time, Dingming only knew the true meaning of the Heart Sutra taught by Master Lu. Thinking back to it, this half-life cultivation of Buddha is like fishing for the moon in the water, and today I have to meet Master Lu to become enlightened, so it is better to be a human being again. ”

"Dingming, please hurry up, there are so many great monks and great virtues of Buddhism, Zhe is a kid, he dares to think of opening a sect and establishing a sect, besides, Zhe is not a person who interprets Buddhism, your words are too much." Seeing a half-old man kneeling in front of him, Lu Zhe couldn't sit still for a long time, and hurriedly stepped forward to help his apprentice up. Although the scripture "Heart Sutra" is really worthy of the theory of founding a sect, Lu Zhe also knows how many catties and taels he has.

"Master Lu is not the person I interpreted, but I am also a great regret of my interpretation." Dingming has secretly decided in his heart at this moment, in front of Lu Shi has Buddha nature, and has been taught by immortals, proficient in Buddhism, not to take refuge in my Buddha is simply intolerable, but he is stained with red dust, six impurities, he should always be by his side, persuade him to take refuge, my Buddhism is expected to flourish. At this moment, in Dingming's heart, a strong sense of historical responsibility to carry forward Buddhism spontaneously emerged, and he looked at Lu Zhe with burning eyes, as if he was looking at some treasure.

Dingming, who was pulled up, had a burning eye, and Lu Zhe was furious. Only then did I remember why I said such a long paragraph, didn't I just want to train myself, a cheap disciple, into a flower monk who drinks wine and eats meat, how did I start to lead him to the evil path of nihilistic idealism, this script is not right, it seems that there is a long way to go for Comrade Dingming's ideological transformation work.

Lu Zhe decided to start with drinking wine and eating meat, first break the defense line of feudal superstition of his apprentice, and then slowly guide him to the correct path of materialism. First get rid of the feudal superstition of idolatry, and then slowly turn to the simple dialectical materialist worldview.

He swears. It's definitely not because he's bored, he wants to pull his apprentice to drink and eat meat with him, and he wants to fight the landlord, he wants to help his apprentice transform his thinking, well, that's it.

Yes, Lu Zhe, who had a flash of inspiration in his mind, suddenly thought of a way, I am really a little clever ghost. Lu Zhe couldn't help but secretly praise himself.

So, Lu Zhe took a sip of wine, moistened his throat, looked at Wuzi's excited Dingming, and said slowly.

"Zhe tell you a story, in Qiantang County, next to the West Lake, there is a Lingyin Temple......"