Chapter 55 The Dog Who Achieved Nothing
Chapter 55 The Dog Who Achieved Nothing
"Coming back?"
A clear voice came from behind.
The dog looked back and saw a big man with a ploughshare on his shoulder and an ox in his hand smiling at him.
"Hairy Boy ......"
The dog only shouted three words, and he choked up and couldn't say a word more.
The hairy boy put down the ploughshare, stepped forward and hugged the dog fiercely and said, "It's good to come back, don't say anything, let your sister-in-law cook the air-dried chicken at night, and we will have a good chat."
Now go home first, the head of the family is at home, and in the carriage are the younger siblings and nephews? ”
The hairy child's gaze naturally ignored Lan Ying and Rancho, just staring at the puppy.
The dog laughed dryly and said, "This is your younger sister Lan Ying, Rancho, and Rancho is your little nephew in his arms." ”
The hairy boy looked at the puppy, and then at the dog, and then said after three or five times: "Are you sure it's your species?" ”
The dog nodded hurriedly, but Lan Ying Lanqiao's face became ugly.
Seeing that the dog was very sure, the hairy boy gradually relaxed his serious face, pointed at Lan Ying Lanqiao and said to the dog: "The rules still need to be learned!" ”
The dog nodded again and again, the hairy child is the second oldest person among the orphans, except for the Chu wolf, he is the most authoritative, as they get older, they are younger brothers and sisters, not afraid of the wolf, but a little more afraid of the hairy child.
The hairy boy continued to carry the ploughshare, the dog automatically led the ox to follow, and Lan Ying drove the carriage to follow, feeling very worried.
Behind the big willow tree is the tall lintel of the Yun family, with a three-story black gatehouse, which looks extremely spectacular in the flat field.
At the door stood six armor soldiers, their hands pressed on the hilts of their swords, majestic.
When the carriage arrived at the door, a servant in Tsing Yi rushed out to pick up the ploughshare on the shoulder of the hairy boy and the ploughing ox in the dog's hand.
The hairy boy dusted off his body with a handkerchief, and when he saw the dog looking up at the gate, he smiled and said: "Take your mother-in-law and baby off the car, why did you take Qiao up when you got home." ”
Lan Ying Lanqiao got out of the carriage and looked up at the gatehouse like a dog.
The dog pointed to the plaque on the gatehouse and said to them: "The lintel is written with the four words of Yong'an Houfu, remember what they look like, it is our home." ”
Lan Ying and Lan Qiao glanced at each other, thinking that they might not be able to remember, so they couldn't help but lean towards the dog.
The dog laughed, pulled Lan Ying with one hand and Rancho with the other, stepped over the high threshold, and walked into the Yun Clan's mansion through the side door.
The high wall is in front of you, it is covered with peony patterns, in the middle of the wall, there is a huge peony, when it blooms the most colorfully, it is fixed on the wall carved by this blue brick.
Bypassing the wall and walking through the winding corridor, the eyes suddenly opened up, and a vermilion three-story building stood in front of you, which seemed to appear even taller under the scorching sun, and the four corners of the top cornices pierced the blue sky from four directions.
"This is the front hall, where the head of the house entertains distinguished guests......"
The dog dragged the stunned Lan Ying Lanqiao, gave them a hurried explanation, and then bypassed the tall building, passed under the moon gate opened on the blue brick wall, and entered the Yun family's atrium.
Pingsha stood under the eaves and saluted the dog with a smile: "Brother Liang is back?" Congratulations. ”
The dog returned the salute: "Nothing, ashamed, ashamed." ”
Ping Sha pointed to the puppy in Rancho's arms and said, "Just adding Ding to import, how can you say that nothing can be accomplished?"
The biggest shortcoming of my Yun clan is that there are few people, as long as the Ding mouth in the family continues, the rest will be trivial. ”
The dog turned back to Lan Yinglanqiao and said: "This is what I often tell you about Pingsha, who is specially responsible for entertaining guests at home, and he has no truth in his mouth, don't listen to his nonsense in the future." ”
Lan Ying, Rancho looked at Ping Shu vigilantly and hugged the child tightly.
Ping Sha scolded with a smile: "I haven't seen you for four years, your mouth is still so unpleasant, come in, the head of the family is waiting for you." ”
The dog looked around and frowned, "There are so few people in the family?" ”
Ping Sha smiled: "You don't want to think about what your identity is, can you see people?" A certain family deliberately sent all the people in the front yard out today. ”
The dog was ashamed and said, "There is labor, there is labor." ”
Ping Sha laughed and said, "Come in, be polite at home, your affairs have been taken care of." ”
The dog strode through the flower hall before he walked into the back house, and saw Yun Lang standing in front of the flower bed and looking at him angrily.
The dog let go of Lan Ying, Lan Qiao's hand, walked two steps quickly, knelt at Yun Lang's feet, and said, "The dog is back." ”
Yun Lang snorted coldly and said, "Don't you think you're very capable?" Why did you come back in disgrace?
I remember when you went to the Xiongnu, you told me that you wanted to establish a great cause for the world, to separate the Xiongnu from the east and west, so that the Han could take the Western Xiongnu without much effort.
Now, what about your accomplishments? Take it out and show me! “
The dog grinned, took the little dog from Rancho, who was kneeling behind him, held it high and handed it to Yun Lang and said, "This is!" ”
Yun Lang took the puppy and looked at it angrily, and opened the thin swaddling clothes to look at the crotch of the puppy, and said with satisfaction: "With the handle, I finally didn't return empty-handed." ”
The dog said in a low voice: "Although nothing has been accomplished, however, I already know the Mobei derivative land prepared by the Xiongnu. ”
Yun Lang returned the child to the dog, waved his hand and said, "Go to the Ping'an Pavilion to stay, don't see outsiders these days, and wait for the situation to completely calm down, and then come out to do things." ”
The dog still wanted to speak, but was stopped by Yun Lang, so he sighed and said: "If you can come back alive, it is a good result, and if you can come back with all the beards and shadows, it is the best result, and the rest of the things will be said after you settle down." ”
Yun Lang glanced at Lan Ying before leaving, and Lan Qiao nodded at them and left.
There is no need to doubt the people who can follow the dogs all the way back to Chang'an after a lot of hardships, no matter what race they are.
The dog slowly got up, smiled and climbed up his cheeks, stretched out his arms and raised his head to the sky and yelled, "Oh my God, yes yes is back."
Fat Chef, Little Worm, Old Man Liang, I'm going to take a bath now, and when I come back, I want to eat steamed buns and meat buns, I want to eat braised pork, I want to eat braised fish, I want to eat cakes, I want to eat roast chicken, eat rice, eat a bowl of trouser noodles, there are more meat, I must cover the noodles with ......"
The chubby cook poked her head out of the room and glanced at the dog and said, "You only deserve to eat shit!" ”
After scolding, he retracted his head, and after a while, he handed a food box to the dog angrily and said: "It is cold noodles and various toppings, pad the stomach, wash it and eat it again." ”
The dog laughed and wanted to hug the gray-haired old cook, but was pushed away by the cook, and the cook stretched her neck to look at the little dog in Lan Qiao's arms, and said with a crying voice: "I finally came back alive." ”
But the dog didn't want to cry along, he didn't cry when he was almost drowned in the wasteland, he didn't cry when he was hiding from the Huns in the sand dunes, and he didn't cry at this time.
Seeing that the dog was carrying a food box and walking towards the Ping'an Pavilion with the whole family, the cook shouted from behind: "Little Worm is married to Meng Er, you don't have to think about her anymore." ”
The dog shook his head, then casually waved his hand and stepped on the path to the mountain dwelling.
He knew he needed to live in seclusion for a while, to free up the head of his house to deal with the troubles he had caused when he returned.
Born into embroidered clothes, dead out of embroidered clothes, this is the rule of embroidered messengers, even if you are a person who is forgotten by everyone, you can't be careless.
When it comes to the four words of embroidered messenger, there is no trivial matter.
He Chou drank tea quietly, kneeling next to Yunyin, who was waiting for him, couldn't sit still for a long time, and twisted his body to run.
Every time she wanted to stand up, He Chou You would put her index finger against her eyebrows, so that no matter how hard Yun Yin tried, there was no possibility of standing up.
Yun Lang saw that his daughter was so stupid, so he sighed and said, "If you put your hand against He Gong's eyebrows, he can't stand up." Don't do any more useless work. ”
He Chou glared at Yun Lang and said, "Just you!" ”
After saying that, he withdrew his fingers, Yun Yin flipped up, hugged Yun Lang and kissed him, and said, "yes, I'll go find Xiaoguang to try!" ”
He Chou You poured himself a cup of tea and said, "The dog is back?" ”
Yun Lang nodded and said, "I don't want him to be incognito for the rest of his life." ”
He Chou snorted and said, "Don't forget, he is already a dead man." ”
"He said he knew where the Huns would retreat to Mobei!"
He Chou thought for a while and said, "You can use the ......"