Chapter 56: The Mouse Falls into the Rice Bowl

Yun Lang's purpose in coming to He Chou was to tell him that the dog had returned, and he also knew that the Huns were hiding in Mobei, and the rest of the things had nothing to do with him.

He Chou was silent for a long time, drank a lot of tea, and finally said when Yun Lang was about to find an excuse to leave: "When Xu Liang first became my servant, I didn't know that he was from the Yun clan. ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "That is a very ambitious young man, who thinks that he can break through the world alone, so he left the Yun clan to fight the world on his own." ”

"That dead He You should also be a disciple of your Yun Clan, right?"

"Yes, they're all good kids."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"You never asked."

He Chou sighed and said: "It is indeed the old man's fault, and he was blinded by your meekness." ”

"The Yun clan really doesn't have slaves, and now those old slaves and slaves are all free people with household registration.

The dogs were living in Lishan back then, and they lived a life with no tomorrow like savages.

I couldn't bear to let them live so hard, so I gave them a bite to eat, and they also helped me with the work, which was considered to be the payment for the meal.

It's a thing that doesn't owe each other, who knows......"

Yun Lang tried hard to put the concept of Yun's no slave into He Chouyou's head, but unfortunately, no matter how he grinded his mouth, He Chou replied to him with a sneer.

Meimei took a hot spring bath and ate a meal that made him dream.

The dog made himself a big cup of sweet tea, sat at the door of Ping'an Ju with the teacup, and looked at the sunset in front of him comfortably.

There was a sound behind him, it was Lan Ying, Rancho curiously fiddling with the furnishings in the house.

Everything here is new to them.

The dog put down the big teacup, turned around and roared: "That's the incense burner, it's incense inside, don't move it......"

The sound of metal clashing was gone, and soon the sound of drawers pulling back and forth upset him.

"Don't mess with the drawers, I just tidied them up, and they contain the paperwork I wrote, and it has nothing to do with you."

No matter what the dog said, the movement in the house never stopped, like two big rats in the house that were not afraid of people.

Mao Xiao carried a boiled air-dried chicken and two jars of wine to the front of Ping'anju.

He heard the dog's scolding from afar, and instead of entering the house, he waved his hand and beckoned the dog to go with him to the pavilion for a drink.

The dog took a sip of wine and said, "In two years, the changes in the family are too great. ”

Mao Zi shook his head and said, "It should be five years, you left home five years ago to become a cavalry lieutenant, and you have rarely come back since then."

This piece of mountain dwelling was built after you left, and the workshops at home have more than ten times more, and the land has also tripled. ”

"I'm back, He You is dead, what about the other five? Also back? ”

"No, God knows where they are, Boss Chu Wolf may know, but he doesn't say anything, don't ask in the future."

The dog nodded and said: "The family is big, you always have to prepare some way out, if you are accidentally served by someone, you don't even have room to fight back, it will be a great loss." ”

Mao Xiao smiled: "Take your time, the head of the family is only twenty-two years old this year, and we have time to decorate."

It is good to pass on this comfortable home to our children and grandchildren. ”

"Everyone hasn't been idle all these years, and now that I'm back, I can't wait for a moment to do something, brother, what do you think I can do now?"

"What can you do? Of course, there are errands for you to do, and there are not many people available at home, like Liang Weng and Liu Po, who have long become the jokes of the nobles, are still doing errands, not how much the head of the family misses the old.

It's that there's no one at hand.

The head of the family is unparalleled in wisdom and open-mindedness, and the two ladies are also strange people, so it stands to reason that the Yun family should have become a famous family in the Han Kingdom a long time ago.

It's a pity that the time for the head of the family to go out of the mountain is too short, and the foundation is not as good as that of the Cao family and other families.

The safety of the whole family depends on the head of the family.

In the past few years, it should have been the time for the head of the family to show his ambitions, but as a result, the head of the family did not dare to let go of his hands and feet to fight.

Do everything and hold back, lest one of them do not do well and bring disaster to the whole family.

had to rely on the Nagato Palace for everything, so that he was ridiculed as the minister under the skirt of the Gillian nobleman, and there was a saying that the Nagato Palace was a loyal dog. ”

The dog sighed and said, "Our pace is too slow to keep up with the pace of the head of the family. ”

The hairy boy poured a bowl of wine for the dog, and the brothers touched it twice and drank it all. ”

The hairy boy put down the wine bowl and said: "You have a good rest during this time, and write down everything you saw and heard in the Huns."

I will also take the time to tell you everything at home, and when you understand it well, there will be no idle days to live.

In addition, take care of your Hun wives, what do they do when men talk? ”

When the dog turned around, he saw his two wives squatting behind him like puppies, their faces full of fear.

Mao Zi snorted, stood up and left, he really couldn't get used to these two stupid women holding red paint toilets.

The dog didn't send the hairy child, looked at the two wives and sighed: "Do you want to be complimentary?" ”

Lan Ying, Lan Qiao blushed and nodded repeatedly.

"Didn't I tell you that I would go to that small house made of green bamboo during the day, and only at night would I use the bucket."

Rancho blushed and said, "That little house is too clean, and there is a water urn, I thought it was a place for people to sleep......"

The dogs had no choice but to show them in person.

Such a thing would seem extremely ridiculous to others.

The dog doesn't think so, even if the Huns come to the Yun Clan, he won't use the flush toilet in the Yun Clan's main building!

Originally, when the Huns came to Dahan and became people who did not have to fight with nature, it was already a happy thing like a mouse falling into a rice tank.

And entering the Yun clan is also a mouse falling into the rice bowl for the Han people.

Therefore, when the Huns suddenly lived in the Yun clan......

In the early morning, there were naturally birds chirping in the mountain house, and Rancho habitually rolled over, and then she fell out of bed.

He lay on the floor in a daze for a long time, and it wasn't until the dog was lying on the bed and poked his head out to look at her that Rancho remembered that he had slept on something called a bed last night.

She also wanted to climb into bed and continue sleeping...... It's not because I'm sleepy, but I'm very nostalgic for this bed.

The sheets made of silk were slippery, as if sleeping on water, and the quilts made of duck down were light and fluttering, as if covered with a cloud.

"I went to see the child, and I didn't hear the child cry all night."

The dog was a little annoyed, Lan Ying slept inside and snored, and Ran Qiao slept outside and fell down three times in one night, God knows how she rolled over his body from the inside to the outside.

"The puppy is sleeping, it's just peeing."

"Change diapers when you pee, what are you doing in a daze?"

"There's no skin."

"I lost the dirty skin, replace the ones next to me!"

"This is new Azabu!"

The dog groaned, rolled over and jumped out of bed, grabbed the sackcloth that had been beaten soft by the servants with mallets, rubbed it twice, and changed his son's diaper.

Looking back at Rancho, I found that she had climbed into bed again, happily hugging the quilt and closing her eyes.

Looks like she's not going to get out of bed today.

The bell in the house rang three times, and the dog opened the door in his dirty trousers, and then saw the fat cook looking at him with disdain.

The dog wanted to cover it up, so he heard the fat cook say leisurely: "What are you covering, have you forgotten who bathed you dirty ghosts with a pig hair brush back then?" ”

Listening to the words of the old cook, the dog was relieved, he was molested by this obscene old woman back then.

It's not just him, except for Chu Wolf and Mao Boy, none of the other younger brothers have escaped her clutches.

The cook poked her head out of the room, and didn't see Lan Ying or Lan Qiao, so she said dissatisfiedly: "Are the Hun women so lazy?" ”

The dog said with a smiling face: "I haven't gotten off the carriage all the way, and I'm tired all the way, so let them sleep a little longer." ”

The cook pouted and said: "I can't see it, it's still a nest man who pities women, and if you're a newcomer, the bride should go to see the young man!"

Have you forgotten all such things? ”

The dog patted his head, and he was about to go into the house and call Lan Ying, Rancho.

The cook handed a huge food box to the dog and said, "Don't be busy, Shaojun is talking to Po Liu now, it looks like he will have to wait for a while."

Here are the milk and rice oil that the puppy drinks, the fried dough and soy milk you eat, and the buns, hurry up and wash and eat.

It's not that you, married two fat old and fat Hun women, but you don't even have a mouthful of milk for the puppy.

I don't know what you're drawing. ”