Chapter 92: There are fans
"Xiao Langjun, don't do it, this is the second young master of my family." Just by the edge of Lu Zhe's house, Mu Qiqi, who watched his second young master accidentally fall down and crush this demon under him, for fear that this demon would be unfavorable to his young master, hurriedly shouted anxiously.
After all, those flesh-and-blood Tubo people and the big pit outside Chenzhou City can't be faked, and in Mu Seventeen's heart, Lu Zhe has been upgraded from a little demon to a complete demon.
"Huh?" Lu Zhe, who finally stood up, looked at Mu Seventeen in the sky and grinned.
"It turned out to be the seventeenth brother in person, and he was polite." Lu Zhe bowed to Mu Seventeen.
"Don't dare, don't dare, the second young master of a certain family lost his temper for a while, and asked Lu Xiaolangjun not to be surprised." Mu Seventeen paid a big salute in a panic.
In front of him, the son of the mountain village who had a relationship with his peers dozens of days ago, since he took the head of the Fish Watching Club, collected the Ming Dynasty, and talked and laughed with Cui Jialangjun and others, Mu Qiqi no longer dared to argue with his peers, but regarded himself as a servant.
Mu Qiqi is not a fool, as the head of the Mu Chenzhou Commercial Bank, he didn't know that the princess's personal female official was very respectful to him and helped him buy half of Panshi Town.
What's more, the young master and the little lady of their own family have instructed them to treat them with the courtesy of the scholars and give them the status of first-class guests. Therefore, Mu Qiqi didn't dare to slack off, lying on the ground, and didn't dare to get up.
"Get up, what kind of system will it become." It was the dark green ball that spoke, and he said a word to Mu Seventeen, and the latter dared to stand up.
"Yangzhou Mu Huaiwei, meet the children of the immortals." After finishing speaking, the young master of the Mu family firm sincerely bowed to Lu Zhe.
"I've seen Brother Huaiwei." Lu Zhe also hurriedly returned the salute, looking at the second young master of the Mu family, who is about 1.7 meters tall, although he is considered a third-class cripple in later generations, but in the Tang Dynasty, he is tall and burly, and he is extremely fat, and he is one of the fattest ancients he has seen since Lu Zhe crossed, wearing dark green - this is a Taoist robe? Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel a little spicy, especially after seeing an old Taoist priest with a fairy wind and bones a few days ago, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel that this fat man who lived like a toad was so funny.
Maybe it's because their Mu clan prefers forgiveness, looking at the silky green robe being fully supported by this fat man named Mu Huaiwei, and then thinking of Mu Zhong's forgiveness color, Lu Zhe was also a little relieved.
"Brother Huaiwei went to a certain Wuzhuang Temple today, what do you have to do?" After the two met, Lu Zhe took the lead in breaking the silence.
"Huaiwei took the liberty to come here today, there are two important things, one of them, I want to ask Shanshuilang, how is the later chapter of "Journey to the West"? There are only four people in the Journey to the West, and when they arrived at the Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain, it came to an abrupt end, and Huaiwei was itching. ”
"This matter is easy, Brother Huaiwei will stay for a few days, and the following chapters will be told by Zhehui one by one." It turned out to be a change party, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel a little relieved, sure enough, Journey to the West, in this era of poor entertainment, has a huge lethality to the ancients, and he ran to the door in order to urge the change.
The "Journey to the West" circulating outside only goes to the section of Wuzhuang View deliberately, in order to arouse the appetite of people all over the world, and let the name Wuzhuang Guan stay more in people's impressions, so as to advertise the commercialization of his agricultural products.
When all the Journey to the West lovers are itching for the name Wuzhuang Guan, if there is a fine wine, citrus, and tea with the name of Wuzhuang Guan at this time, and everything has never been seen before, it will not make a lot of money.
You know, although the topic marketing thing has been played badly in later generations, this era has never appeared.
was thinking about how to make the IP of Wuzhuang Guan popular, and the scene where gold and silver came greatly, was shocked by Mu Huaiwei's second sentence.
"Huaiwei admires the immortal road deeply, and please Shanshui Lang not give up, and include Huaiwei entrance wall!" After saying that, the fat man didn't care about the filth on the ground, and bowed deeply.
"What?" Lu Zhe looked at Mu Huaiwei in surprise, and a sigh of sadness appeared in his heart, Lao Tzu - the pit that was finally dug up, it has not been sown yet, and it is going to be dug again by you when you kneel.
"Thank you for Brother Huaiwei's kindness, Zheshen felt terrified, Brother Huaiwei's posture of dragon and phoenix, Zheben is a child in the mountains, how can he be able to accept Brother Huaiwei's entrance wall, this apprenticeship, don't mention it."
Another apprentice, Lu Zhe couldn't help but have a headache, although he was very moved, he still refused.
What he didn't notice was that when he inadvertently said the words of the dragon and phoenix, which was commonly used in later generations, Mu Qiqi in the distance, his body trembled involuntarily, and looked at Lu Zhe with an incredulous gaze.
"Shanshui Lang is unbearable? Although a certain ordinary person, he has admired the fairy road since he was a child, and he also looks at the mountains and rivers to beg for mercy. After finishing speaking, Mu Huaiwei's head was buried even lower, almost falling to the ground.
No, you won't finish your work until you finish your land with my woe, will you? Looking at Mu Huaiwei's movements, and pressing the soil that Lu Zhe had finally loosened more solidly, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel like he was beeping a dog.
Ask for immortals, wait for the old man to cut off your thoughts.
So, Lu Zhe looked up at the sky at forty-five corners, and said slowly in a compassionate tone:
"The road to becoming an immortal has long been broken......"
"What!" Hearing Lu Zhe's words, the fat man couldn't help but raise his head, from his angle, the Shanshui Lang in front of him looked extremely tall, with a clear blue sky behind him, and the subtle spring breeze blowing Lu Zhe's hair, looking so elegant and lonely.
"Impossible, that Hug Puzi, Mr. Tixuan, and Huaiyangzi are all immortals, if the immortal road is cut off, they-they-" They have been for a long time, and Mu Huaiwei is difficult to tell the fact that those famous immortals have not become immortals.
That's what Zhe knew. Since the last building tree was broken, the immortal path in the world was cut off, even if Puzi and others cultivated to Tongtian, they could not ascend to immortality. Lu Zhe held back a smile, imitating Elder Ming's tone, and said to the fat man who was kneeling on the ground.
"I don't believe it, Shanshui Lang must be unwilling to accept a certain as an apprentice, and deliberately deceived Yu!" The fat man was a little excited, and looked at Lu Zhe with straight eyes.
"You don't know each other, what's the benefit of deceiving you? In ancient times, the turbidity of heaven and earth was not fully divided, gods and men lived together, and people in the world could go back and forth between heaven and the world through Buzhou Mountain, and since the Gonggong and Zhurong war, the mountains were not broken, the sky was tilted to the northwest, Nuwa refined the five-colored stone to kill the Xuangui to make up for the sky, and mortals could no longer enter and leave the heavenly court at will, and Jianmu was the passage of the gods and men in the heavens and the lower realm, only the gods and men could enter and exit, and the people of the world, only the great immortals, the people of great perseverance and wisdom, could go against the building wood and enter the heavenly court. This kind of person who ascends to heaven through building wood is called an immortal. What is an immortal, people live in the mountains, there are nine trees in the building, Kunlun Cave has three, Chicheng Wangwu Qingcheng each has one, and overseas Penglai Abbot Yingzhou has one each. Lu Zhe said something, not to mention Mu Huaiwei, even the shadow pheasant and the others, and they also had a surprised expression when they heard the secret Zizi, which made Lu Zhe quite useful, moistened his throat, and continued to speak.
"Jianmu needs to be born with clean air to be born. In the Middle Ages, the world evolved, the turbidity became more and more prosperous, but it was not fully divided, in the Spring and Autumn Period, there were still Guigu Liezi Laozi and others ascended to the immortals, but the ancestral dragon came out, the four seas were one, the emperor was present, and the forty-nine days of Tianyan Avenue had become. Heaven and earth turbidity has been fully divided, when it is, the last Jianmu by the emperor's anger, died in overseas Yingzhou, so the former Qin, the ancestral dragon sent Fang Shi Xu Fu to cross the ocean, to Yingzhou to seek immortal medicine but can not get. ”
Since then...... The membrane of heaven and earth has been stabilized, the end of the immortal road is empty, mortals who want to ascend to the immortals, then there is no place to bury, 90,000 miles from the sky, there is a wind, thunder and heavenly fire, don't say mortals, that is, the immortals who want to steal away from the nether world, stick a trace, the immortal body will be damaged, the body of eternal happiness will be affected by the five decays of heaven and man, and the Jindan Yuan Infant in its body, if you are lucky, it will turn into a meteorite and fall in the lower realm. Lu Zhe's words compiled by combining the Classic of Mountains and Seas and the Fengshen List successfully made everyone present feel cold all over their bodies, especially Mu Huaiwei, who couldn't help but tremble.
Seeing everyone's frightened eyes, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel a little proud, joking, how could he read books like "Buddha is the Way" and "Zhu Xian" in vain? I didn't tell you about the Lich War, Hongmeng Purple Qi, beheading three corpses and becoming enlightened, etc., which is considered to be cheaper for you. If I tell you that, I'm afraid you'll be confused for the rest of your life!
(As an aside, the Fengshen List is actually not a myth, its literary nature is even in the Ming and Qing novels, it is also a relatively bad one, and the setting of the torrent is even more ghostly, but maybe this setting is too charming, so that many people now think that the ancient myths are like this, I believe that there are really dragons, phoenixes, and unicorns in ancient times, and the lich has really fought a big battle, in fact, whether it is the ancestral witch or the Eastern Emperor Taiyi or something, they are all the products of ancient nature worship, belonging to the mythology of Hunan and Chu and the mythology of the Central Plains, the two have never met, The Lich War is even more Naruto fighting Luffy. However, a certain degree of encyclopedia is also written in a grand manner, and there are many sand sculptures from the media as real, writing one analysis article after another, this is not poisoning the post-00s and post-10s, it is recommended that children who like these things, before establishing a correct cognitive system, read more ancient books and less YY novels).
"If you don't believe it, the Jade Que Gold Medal, the Immortal Elixir, and Mr. Qingxu are all false? Hahaha, I don't believe it, I don't believe it. Mu Huaiwei got up from the ground, read difficult words such as Jindan jade liquid in his mouth, danced with his hands, cried and laughed and ran away.
I'm rubbing, brother, you're too obsessed. Looking at the fat man who seemed to be crazy and was fascinated by phlegm, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel a little scared, he just casually talked nonsense, this is lame?
"What are you doing? Why don't you go after the second young master of the Ru family, if something happens, can you afford it? Lu Zhe shouted at Mu Qiqi, who was spontaneous, and the latter hurriedly chased after him, and Lu Zhe himself also put down his hoe and went to chase after the second young master of the Mu family's firm.
Faster than him, it was the vigorous figure of the shadow pheasant, like a fresh wind, quickly chasing after Mu Huaiwei.
Under the sunset in early spring, Wuzhuang Guan staged a picture of an eagle catching a chicken, no, everyone catching a fat man.