Once a man goes mad, he doesn't know how strong he is. Although Lu Zhe and the others quickly caught up with Mu Huaiwei, it took a lot of effort to subdue him.

"Second son, second son!" Mu Qiqi shouted anxiously, trying to restrain Mu Huaiwei, but he didn't dare to use too much strength, and he was stumbling, which seemed very laborious.

In the end, it was the little sister of the Shadow Pheasant who was more powerful, and she hit the crook of Mu Huaiwei's leg, and the latter immediately collapsed to the ground, unable to run anymore, but struggled with her upper body, and read crazy words such as "The end of the fairy road is empty" in her mouth.

Speaking of which, there is an interesting little fact. We often see someone go down with a stick in many literary and film works, and the other party immediately faints, so many pictures that many people think it is true.

But what I want to tell you here is that it is very difficult to do, either a stick goes down, and the other party has no other reaction except pain, but it is very likely that when you hit the opponent in the neck or the back of the head with a heavy object such as a wooden stick, the person will die immediately, although in terms of effect, it looks no different from a coma, but it may never get up again, and the best situation is a vegetative person.

Therefore, in order to prevent all the officials from being taken away by the police, it is better not to light up the skill icon of the stuffy stick.

"Lu Xiaolangjun, the second son seems to be phlegm, how is it good now?" Mu Qiqi tried hard to dodge his son's wildly waving arms, and he had been hit several times just now.

"Zhe once heard that if someone is phlegm, he can be relieved by binding his palm. Brother Seventeen still doesn't want to start? Looking at Mu Huaiwei's appearance, Lu Zhefu was very relieved to his heart, and he remembered an old boy who was suddenly lifted.

"Huh?" Mu Qiqi looked at Lu Zhe in a daze, "No, no, Gongzi is the master, Seventeen is a servant, if the servant deceives the master, once the son is sober, how can the servant be good, besides, Seventeen heard that if the servant deceives the master, it will be a loss of good fortune, and the children and grandchildren will always be slaves!" Mu Seventeen hesitated.

"Seventeenth brother, you are in a hurry, you must not act cheaply, at this moment, only you are an adult man, the greatest strength, I and the shadow pheasant are children and weak girls, how can we wake up Brother Huaiwei, besides, if you save the life of the son of the Ru family, it will only increase your good fortune, and it is not known that your descendants will also become members of the scholar clan. In your son's current state, if you bite off your tongue, I'm afraid it's not as simple as losing your mind and going crazy, and you can't kill Brother Huaiwei? Fast! ”

With Lu Zhe's quick words, Mu Seventeen had no other choice, so he had to be bold and read the words, "Second son, it's not that Seventeen doesn't know how to be humble and deliberately offends, but it's a matter of urgency, and the son forgives." After saying that, he actually rode on Mu Huaiwei, picked up his slap, and slapped Mu Huaiwei twice.

Listening to the sound of Mu Seventeen's palm touching Mu Huaiwei's fat face, Lu Zhe felt pain when he heard it, and Mu Huaiwei was stimulated by the severe pain at the moment, and there was less crazy talking, Lu Zhe saw that it was useful, and he was overjoyed, "You haven't used it for morning food?" Hard. Lu Zhe shouted fiercely.

"No!" Seeing that his son-in-law seemed to be relieved, Mu Qiqi, who had been in a bit of panic in his heart, became even more energetic, slapped his face, and repeatedly hit it more than a dozen times.

So, in the spring season, when everything is in heat, on a certain grassy hillside, a man rides on another man, making a crackling sound of flesh and skin, and the scene is very real for a while.

I didn't think that Mu Seventeen would still attack you, Lu Zhe maliciously complained. If Mu Qiqi knew the true meaning of this sentence, I am afraid that it would have the same meaning as Lu Zhe.

After a long time, I heard only an angry roar, "How daring! Then Mu Qiqi was pushed a few feet away, and a fat man with a red and swollen face stood up angrily, glaring angrily at Mu Qiqi, his high swollen face and dark green robe, looking more like a toad.

"Second son, I didn't mean to offend, but you just got into a phlegm, and Seventeen had to do it as a last resort in order to save you." Mu Qiqi hurriedly bowed and bowed, his head was low, and he didn't dare to raise his head.

"I already know." Mu Huaiwei looked at Mu Seventeen angrily, and in the last few moments, he was already sober, and he understood what was going on, and whispered, but this dog pretended not to hear, and slapped himself a few times, causing himself to be so ugly in front of the immortal disciples, it was damned!

Looking back, Mu Huaiwei respectfully bowed to Lu Zhe, "Huaiwei is a mortal, he has been dedicated to the Tao since he was a child, and when he suddenly heard that such a secret of heaven and earth is like this, it is inevitable that he will lose his temper for a while, and I hope that Shanshui Lang will not be surprised." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, but Zhe Menglang has forgotten that this kind of secret Zizi is too difficult for the world to accept." Lu Zhe decided to pretend to be an immortal disciple to the end, so he had a surprised and regretful expression.

"Shanshui Lang doesn't have to mind, but Huaiwei is rude, which makes Shanshui Lang smile."

"Where, where. The ghost elder in my village has the best medical skills in the world, if Brother Huaiwei doesn't mind, Zhe can take Brother Huaiwei there. ”

"Then thank you Shanshuilang."

So, after some greetings, the two met again, Mu Huaiwei had a swollen face, followed Lu Zhe directly, and went to the ghost elder's house, without even looking at Mu Qiqi, who was kneeling, until he walked away, Mu Qiqi slowly got up and spat fiercely on the backs of the two.

"This demon!"

Seeing that Lu Zhe brought a fat man with a red and swollen face over, even if Lu Zhe tried his best to explain that it was not his own beating, the ghost elder still looked at Lu Zhe with an unhappy face, seeing this situation, Mu Huaiwei hurriedly explained that it had nothing to do with Lu Zhe, but to save himself, Lu Zhe let people beat him.

Aren't you helping more and more? Lu Zhe cried with a sad face, didn't he clearly tell the ghost elder that he had made a trick and let you be beaten. When he heard Mu Huaiwei say that he was fascinated because he couldn't accept Lu Zhe telling him a big secret between heaven and earth, Lu Zhe was a little afraid to look at the ghost elder's more and more terrifying face.

As a result, Lu Zhe's acupoint "course" that night doubled. Lu Zhe simply limped out of the ghost elder's house, and he was still sore when he woke up the next morning.

"Sister, Elder Ghost, you are mutilating children and teenagers." Yesterday I learned a few sore points, Lu Zhe was ordered not to be wanted, and when he got up in the morning, the place where he was ordered yesterday was still sore.

On the day I finished my studies and went down the mountain, hehehehe, Lu Zhe thought that a white-robed man who had killed him was so painful that he was burned by himself, and a burst of joy surged in his heart.

After studying for so long, Lu Zhe also has some understanding of the acupoints. Strictly speaking, the point point should not be called a point point, it is almost the same as calling it a point of blood, similar to the point of blood in Gu Long's novel. The blood and nerves of the human body are intertwined, and some nerve nodes, if attacked by external forces, will make the brain think that the blood in that place is no longer flowing, temporarily fall into a protective mechanism, suspend some physiological activities, and stimulate the human body with feelings such as soreness and numbness, trying to revive the human body again. In later generations, many people will have numb arms when they are touched by numb tendons, which is a truth.

The ancient surgeons, in the long-term practice of medicine, discovered these special points in the human body, so they called this kind of more fragile parts of the human body, collectively called acupuncture points, and acupuncture, the black technology, is to stimulate the potential of the human body through its slight stimulation of acupuncture points, to achieve treatment purposes such as hemostasis and pain relief.

What Lu Zhe didn't know was that the ghost elder could teach Lu Zhe to point points, which implied the meaning of teaching him the knowledge of the ghost sect, so he was extremely strict with him, and he didn't know it yet, he just fantasized about waiting until the point was completed, just like a certain old white, a sunflower point would make the people around him stunned, and it was touching to think about it.

"I've seen Shanshui Lang." When Lu Zhe, with the help of the early Shadow Pheasant, was about to cook soy milk, an abrupt voice sounded from outside the shed.

In the village, the only fat man who would call him that is Mu Huaiwei is the fat man, so Lu Zhe raised his head and grinned at Mu Huaiwei, "Good morning duck, Brother Huaiwei." ”

Just finished speaking, Lu Zhe snorted and almost laughed, it turned out that Mu Seventeen behind Mu Huaiwei had a swollen face about the same size as Mu Huaiwei at the moment, you know, Mu Huaiwei is a fat man, he can be as big as Mu Huaiwei's face with a swollen face, it is conceivable that last night, what Mu Seventeen endured.

"Huaiwei humbly begged for the Tao, and hoped that Shanshui Lang would not think Huaiwei was despicable and included in the door." As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Huaiwei knelt down, and Mu Seventeen also knelt down.

Goose? Why haven't you given up yet? Lu Zhe was a little surprised, it is said that he was deeply affected by his conviction yesterday, Lu Zhe thought he had given up, but he didn't expect to get up this morning and come again.

What Lu Zhe didn't know was that last night, after coming out of the ghost elder and returning to the guest room prepared for him by the Ying family, Mu Huaiwei seemed to understand something in the sound of the kneeling Mu Seventeen slapping himself one after another.

Such secrets between heaven and earth are simply unheard of, and if the world is shaken when it is spoken, why would Shanshui Lang tell me so easily? It's good to die, Mu Huaiwei recalled the plot in "Journey to the West", the Bodhi Ancestor knocked on the Wukong Taoist, could it be that Shanshui Lang deliberately told a certain family about the great horror of cultivating immortals, in order to try the heart of a certain Tao?

Yes, that's right, the more Mu Huaiwei thought about it, the more excited he became, the masters were like this, in an instant, Jiang Shang tested King Wen of Zhou, Huang Shigong tested Zhang Liang, and other stories of ancient immortals poured into Mu Huaiwei's mind in an instant.

If this way of cultivating immortals is fake, then those Tubo people who were killed by the thunder and the big pit outside the city and the scorched wood that were struck by the lightning can not be faked, and when this Shanshui Lang received the great monk of the Ming Dynasty, he once said that if he learned his skills, moved mountains and reclaimed the sea, and flew away from the sky, under the confirmation of the two phases, Mu Huaiwei felt that his idea was right.

As the second young master of Mu's firm, Mu Huaiwei has his own secret news channels, and Mu Huaiwei knows what Lu Zhe said when he received the Ming Dynasty that day, and he was very excited about it.

Shanshui Lang only said that the immortal road has been broken, but in order to say that he can't live forever, that Peng Zu, according to the legend, has lived for more than 800 years, although according to Shanshui Lang, he still failed to ascend to heaven, but not to mention that he can live for so long, he can live for more than 80 years, which is enough for himself.

Moreover, from the two poems about the heavenly court made by this Shanshui Lang, whether it is described in the Qingdu Shanshui Lang, or the one that has been circulated half of the heavenly Bai Yujing, the five cities on the twelfth floor, are very detailed, and they do not seem to be fake, it seems that this Qingdu Shanshui Lang must be as he himself said, even if he is not a disciple of the immortals who have been relegated to the lower realm, he has a great relationship with the immortals.

Thinking of this, Mu Huaiwei looked at Mu Seventeen, who was kneeling on the ground and slapping himself, only he had the longest contact with this Xiao Langjun, so he said lightly, I have something to ask you, and then let Mu Seventeen report in detail on the words and deeds of this Shanshui Lang.

At this time, Mu Seventeen, who had been granted amnesty, hurriedly stood up, and no longer dared to hide it, and poured beans into the bamboo tube to tell Mu Huaiwei about the words that Lu Zhe inadvertently said when he lived in Lu Zhe's house before, as well as seeing Lu Zhe make fire in the ice and make a rainbow with his own eyes.

It must be like this, it must be like this, Mu Huaiwei, who heard Mu Qiqi's description, no longer had any doubts about his conjecture, so early the next morning, Mu Huaiwei got up early in the morning and knelt down respectfully to Lu Zhe, wanting to apprentice.

"Uh...... Brother Huaiwei, have you forgotten what Zhe said to you yesterday, the immortal road has been broken, and the immortal road is difficult to continue. Why did Brother Huaiwei ask for the flower in the mirror and the moon in the water? ”

"If the fairy road is cut off, why did Shanshui Lang once say that if the learning in the Rumen is called a scientific thing, and the learning is deep in the essence, it can fly away to move mountains and reclaim the sea? Moreover, Shanshui Lang was outside the city of Chenzhou, facing the Tubo barbarians, summoning the sky and thunder to hit it, Huaiwei heard that the Tubo people who were present that day and were lucky enough to steal their lives, they all called Shanshui Lang a disciple of the gods, and when he mentioned this, he was terrified, and dared to ask Shanshui Lang, this art of summoning thunder, flying to the sky, but it was false? ”

Lao Tzu - Lu Zhe couldn't help but conjure, the book is right, since you told the first lie, you have to use countless lies to maintain, at this moment, Lu Zhe really wanted to take this fat man with a pious and fanatical expression to the afterlife, let him take a good look at the plane, subway, submarine, see how people blow up the mountains, divert the rivers, and make islands in the sea, but Lu Zhe couldn't do it, so he had to answer with a wry smile.

"Exactly. But this is a technique, not a great way. ”

"Seriously!" Mu Huaiwei respectfully bowed again, "Huaiwei's qualifications are dull, even if the immortal path has not been broken, it is difficult to become enlightened, I am willing to follow Master Lu and practice Taoism." Thinking that he had been pursuing flying away for more than ten years, moving mountains and reclaiming the sea turned out to be real, and right in front of him, Mu Huaiwei couldn't help but tremble with excitement.

"But, Brother Huaiwei—" Lu Zhegang was about to explain that in order to do this, even if he ordered the technology tree, it would take at least hundreds of thousands of years. But before the word brother could be spoken, Mu Huaiwei's sound of kowtowing came.

"The disciple knows the meaning of Master Lu, the Taoist art can not be passed lightly, and the entrance must be examined, the disciple of the test of the senior brother of Lu Shi has also heard a little, and he knows that he cannot pass, but the disciple's heart to seek the Tao is very strong, and he is only willing to serve Master Lu to live, in order to prove the disciple's heart to seek the Tao."

Yes, they all changed their names to Lu Shi, and Lu Zhe looked helpless. Seeing that the people in the village have slowly come around, they have not told the villagers about killing the Tubo people with "heavenly thunder", and they are afraid that the villagers will be suspicious of themselves after they know, and they must know that they have grown up since childhood, and they will suddenly summon thunder, and they are afraid that they are not going to show their stuffing, you know, in this era, the legend of the possession of mountain spirits and old ghosts is still very marketable, although their own situation is really similar, but if the people in the village know, they will splash themselves with black dog blood and then sink into the pond, that's not good.

Therefore, Lu Zhe hurriedly stepped forward to go to Lamu Huaiwei to get up and tell him that he would no longer accept apprentices.

Who knows, about this situation, Mu Huaiwei has already rehearsed, thinking that although Lu Zhe is an immortal disciple, he lacks human sophistication, and he is too young to bully him, so just when he saw Lu Zhe about to speak, Mu Huaiwei said loudly, "If Master Lu doesn't agree, Huaiwei will kneel and die here!" ”

I rub, touch the porcelain dog! Lu Zhe was a little depressed, but there was nothing he could do for a while, seeing that the curiosity in the eyes of the villagers was getting stronger and stronger, Lu Zhe hurriedly stepped forward.

"If this is the case, you will follow a certain side, Zhe first declared, and then follow a certain side, as for whether to teach you or not, it depends on the chance." Lu Zhe hurriedly said to him.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you." Mu Huaiwei bowed to the new three and nine bows, Lu Zhe hurriedly avoided it, Mu Huaiwei didn't care, and was overjoyed. From Mu Qiqi's mouth, he knew that this Lu Shi was not only a good teacher, but also lacked a clear understanding of how precious the Taoist skills in his mind were, which was seen from the fact that he could pass on the knowledge of the children in the village who were quite clever in mathematics, as well as the thaumaturgy of taking fire from the ice, and Lu Shi himself should not do the same thing, thinking that the small skills of carving insects, it can be seen that what Lu Shi learned in his chest must be extremely amazing, and he followed it in the morning and dusk, if he taught a few hands casually, it was also excellent.

"Then Huaiwei will move with Master Lu to facilitate serving Master Lu." Mu Huaiwei stood up happily.

"Congratulations to the second son, congratulations to Master Lu." Mu Qiqi stood up and congratulated him like a dog, and then, Mu Qiqi turned his face away and said to the shadow pheasant naturally.

"Shadow Pheasant, take Childe's futon to Lu Shi's house."

"No!" The shadow pheasant, who was holding soy milk, put down the soy milk bowl and was about to go home. It turned out to be stopped by a hand.

"Huh?" It was Lu Zhe who stopped her, and at this moment he turned his head and looked at Mu Seventeen with a smile.

"Seventeenth brother?" The young man looked at Mu Seventeen, his eyes were deep and calm, and with a nonchalant smile on his face, he walked over slowly.

"Who gave you the courage to dare to drive a certain mountain gate!" Lu Zhe's hand was like electricity, and he connected a few clicks on Mu Qi's body, and the latter immediately curled up on the ground like a roasted subordinate, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and his expression was distorted, looking extremely painful.

"Good canine slave!" Mu Huaiwei also felt a chill behind him, and rushed up to hit Mu Seventeen with his black feet, kicking while watching whether Lu Zhe's face eased.

But he was a little disappointed, and during the whole process, Lu Zhe's face was always a smile of pity, no joy or sorrow.

It's as if the temple is looking at the gods and Buddhas of the world coldly.