Chapter 80: The Pit
Early the next morning.
The two yellow orioles have not yet chirped green willows, and the eldest grandson and Fang Yiai are here again.
"Hey, no wonder the magpies don't bark today, it turns out that you two unlucky children are here." Li Tai said secretly, these two guys are indeed unlucky, especially Fang Yiai.
Looking at the gloomy face of the eldest grandson Wuji, the corners of Li Tai's mouth showed a hint of playfulness: "What? Rejected again? ”
"Qingque~" The eldest grandson looked at Li Tai with a resentful expression.
"Call me brother-in-law! Sister's husband! Li Tai said with a smile: "It's not big or small, I'm your brother-in-law now!" ”
"Brother-in-law!" The eldest grandson glanced at Li Tai and said.
"Hey, that's good." Li Tai sat on the chair proudly, smiled, and said, "Did you send flowers?" ”
"Delivered."
"How's it going?"
"She's sick!"
"What? She's a nymphomaniac, isn't that good? Just put it down, and after you get a big belly, you'll be your person. As the saying goes, get on the bus first and then make up the ticket, the raw rice should be cooked and matured, give you a daughter of the Fang family, and return a pair of old houses next year. If it doesn't work, the overlord will directly bow and turn the upcoming fact into a fact. Li Tai looked at Fang Yiai and said, "Fang Jun, what I said is so evil, so obscene, so insidious, so despicable and shameless, aren't you angry?" ”
Fang Yi's love urn said angrily: "Your Highness, I'm not angry. ”
"Your sister must have destroyed the earth and polluted the whole universe in her previous life, that's why she has a younger brother like you." Li Tai couldn't help but say, Fang Yi loves this person, and Li Tai is really convinced.
No wonder when his wife was engaged with others, he still went to guard the door for them.
"Your Highness, what do you mean by this?" Fang Yiai asked with a forced face, this guy really has less brains and follows the strings, and his IQ is definitely no longer on the normal level.
"Grass mud horse!" Li Tai gave the guy a middle finger up. Lao Tzu talked about your own sister like this, and you didn't react at all, I really convinced you.
If someone had talked so much about my sisters, I'd have beaten them up.
"Your Highness? What does this mean? Fang Yiai said with a forced face.
"The name of the foreign divine beast also means hello." Li Tai didn't bother to pay attention to this guy, looked at the eldest grandson, and asked, "What about poetry?" Did you send it? ”
"Sent it, or not even sent it? It cost me a hundred taels of silver, and the result was ...... Ay! The eldest grandson looked very heartbroken.
"A hundred taels of silver? Fak by! Cheng Chubi scolded, one hundred taels of silver, enough for one person to wrap an oiran and sell a few Silla maids.
"Brother-in-law, made a friend? What does this mean? The eldest grandson asked.
"The meaning of good friend is also a foreign language." Li Tai really convinced this guy.
"Your Highness, I have made a friend!"
"I've made a friend, brother-in-law!"
The two of them hurriedly said, looking very excited.
Your Highness has made himself a friend, which is simply wonderful, we are all good friends.
"Okay, okay, don't get it, let's say, what do you need me to help you?" Li Tai asked, "You won't come here today to complain, right?" ”
"Brother-in-law, think about it, can you think of a way for me to catch her?" Changsun Jian said.
"Doesn't she like poetry? Do what she likes, you can have a poetry meeting and make her happy, don't you. Li Tai thought about it, and people in this era seem to like poetry clubs.
"Your Highness, my sister is holding a poetry meeting in the mansion today." Fang Yiai said.
"How about a girl?" Li Tai's heart couldn't help but move.
"Huh?"
The two looked at Li Tai in confusion.
"That's it, there are beautiful, good-looking, moving little sisters, little sisters, little sisters, little ladies, little sisters, Li Tai said with a smile, his face rippling.
"A lot!" Fang Yiai nodded and said.
"Brother-in-law, for your lifelong happiness, even if it is a sea of swords and fires, I have to accompany you, don't worry, I will definitely accompany you to today's poetry meeting, and then let you shine in the poetry meeting." Li Tai patted Changsun Lian's shoulder and said, "Believe me is to believe in yourself, you will definitely do it!" ”
"That'...... Do you want to talk to Sister A'about this matter? The eldest grandson asked.
"What are you talking about, do you really have a problem with your brain?" Li Tai almost wanted to beat up the eldest grandson, are you not weaned or are you not broken?
Let's go to bubble girls, can you tell them?
No wonder the two of you often get mixed up, it turns out that it's because of some brain problems.
Like gathers like you!
It seems that Li Tai's brain was also a bit problematic in the past.
"Let's go, let's go to the Fang Gong's Mansion now." Li Tai quickly stood up, took the two people out of the door, and then walked towards the house.
At this time, there have been a lot of young talents and beauties who have entered the house, this time Fang Fengzhu held a poetry meeting, and young literary and artistic men and women who are single and not single have come.
Came to the house and walked in.
Under the gazebo of a garden, by the small pond, people were talking. From time to time, I heard someone chanting some nonsense poems, which caused some young stupid aristocratic girls to scream happily.
The three of them quickly walked towards the poetry club.
Beautiful girls are everywhere, young, full of energy, and their whole face is full of collagen.
"That's good." Li Tai said with a smile: "This kind of activity, if it is without me, there will be no fun." ”
"Sister, sister!" Fang Yiai looked at a gazebo not far away, and suddenly shouted happily: "Sister, sister." ”
At this time, in the pavilion, there were several young figures talking, and when they heard the voice of Fang Yiai, they couldn't help but look over here.
Li Tai followed and walked forward.
At this time, in this pavilion, a figure dressed in white is very attractive.
Sixteen or seventeen years old is the time when a woman begins to become beautiful in her life.
"Second brother, why are you here?" When the woman saw Fang Yiai, her brows furrowed slightly, and she seemed to be a little displeased.
"Hey, look at what you said, no matter how you say that Brother Jun is also the owner of the Fang family, he can't be there if he is not here?" Li Tai looked at the girl in white with a smile and said, "Presumably you are Fang Yiai's sister who can't get married, Fang Fengzhu, right?" ”
"Your Highness, please respect yourself." Fang Fengzhu's brows furrowed slightly, and the dislike in her eyes became even stronger.
"Brother Junxian, don't you say that you have such a beautiful sister?" Li Tai patted Fang Yuai's shoulder and said, "Since I saw your sister, your brother-in-law, no, you brother, I have made up my mind!" ”
This room is very beautiful, like a rose with thorns, such a beautiful and arrogant woman, it is very rewarding to conquer.
No wonder I look down on Changsun Lian, such a girl is really not something that Changsun Lian can control.