Chapter 81: Fang Fengzhu

"Sister Bong-joo made a friend."

"Sister, grass mud horse. This is a foreign language, which means hello. ”

The two hurriedly opened their mouths to express their intimacy with her, and the eldest grandson's face was full of flattery.

In history, this woman was supposed to marry Li Yuanjia, the king of Han.

Li Tai heard the way these two people greeted each other, and almost didn't laugh, sure enough, his IQ was not on the normal level.

Looking at Changsun Lian, a trace of disgust flashed on Fang Fengzhu's face, and then she spoke: "Changsun Lian, in terms of age, I am older than you, how did I become your sister?" ”

"Hey, what's so strange about that?" Li Tai looked at her with a smile and said, "You are so young, so beautiful, so cute, so beautiful and moving, so captivating the country and the city, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, sinking fish and falling geese, jade and ice clear, beautiful and wise, beautiful as a fairy, peerless, and naturally beautiful, how can I call you a sister?" That's calling you old. ”

"Actually, you shouldn't call Fang Fengzhu." The smile on Li Tai's face became even stronger.

"Huh?"

Hearing Li Tai's words, Fang Fengzhu was still overjoyed, but quickly frowned and said, "Then what does Your Highness think I should be called?" ”

"Mingzhu, it should be called Fang Mingzhu, you are like a pearl that rises suddenly, illuminating the hearts of all men in Datang, and you are the dream lover of all young and handsome men in the entire Datang." Li Tai said: "Especially the eldest grandson, you see, since the eldest grandson saw you, he couldn't eat or sleep well, and the whole person has lost weight." ”

Li Tai pulled the chubby eldest grandson next to him, pinched his chubby face, and said, "See, it was all meat here, but now it's all thin, it's all because of your credit." ”

Girls like to listen to rhetoric, even if it's a thorny rose like Fang Fengzhu.

Sure enough, after listening to Li Tai's words, Fang Fengzhu showed a smile on his face.

"Oh, I really didn't expect that my Qingque would be so pleasing to girls." A sour voice sounded, and Li Tai was startled and turned around.

I'll go, what are these two girls going to be here?

It was none other than the eldest grandson Miruo who spoke just now, and it was Xiao Yan Wan who was beside her.

"Oops, I've been caught!" Li Tai was very frightened, he didn't expect it, he couldn't beat the will of heaven even if he didn't count it.

Everyone looked at this side, looking like they were watching a good show.

"Madam, madam, I have known for a long time that you have come here to participate in the poetry meeting, and now you are not surprised to see me here? Surprised? Li Tai walked over with a smile on his face, held one in one hand, and said: "It's really a fate to meet thousands of miles away, I only met you after a while, this is our fate, a fate that will never be separated for a lifetime." ”

"Is Your Highness really here for us?" Xiao Yan Wan asked, this little girl is sometimes confused.

"Hmph, that's weird." The eldest grandson Miruo snorted coldly, then looked at Fang Fengzhu, who was dressed in white, and said, "Husband is so sweet, why haven't you seen it and told us?" ”

I'm jealous, this little girl is jealous.

"Hey, I'm a man of action, how can this kind of sweet trick to deceive children be used on you?" Li Tai looked at the eldest grandson Miruo with a smile and said, "Whether my mouth is sweet or not, don't you already know?" ”

"Humph!"

This jealous little girl is still a little unhappy.

Li Tai hurriedly took the hands of the two, sat down under the eaves next to the road, and then hugged them left and right, comforting them softly.

It's really unpleasant to look at.

"Hmph, as a prince, being so inappropriate is simply insulting." An aristocratic literati said dissatisfiedly.

"I don't know how such a person got in!" Another noble child said dissatisfied.

"Disgraceful to the way of the sages!"

"It's just an insult to Sven!"

"What kind of system does it become to pull and pull in public!"

“……”

Although these children of the family don't dare to beat the prince, it's okay to despise the prince, you must know that these guys are quite arrogant and arrogant.

Li Shimin is powerful enough, right? has to compromise with the family, as long as the people of the family do not rebel, Li Shimin has nothing to do with them.

As for scolding one or two sentences, it's basically fine.

said that the royal family was wiped out in one or two sentences, and it was only done during the Manchu Dynasty, and in this era, there were simply too many things for literati to scold the royal family.

Lao Li's family won the world, relying on the help of this group of nobles, and Lao Li was originally just one of the down-and-out nobles, born in the Li family in Longxi.

"What the hell am I doing to you?" Li Tai glared at those guys and said, "What does the woman I have in my arms has anything to do with you, what is insulting to Sven?" ”

Lee Tae wasn't used to these guys.

"Say that I insult Sven, and I don't pee according to your virtues, one by one, but a belly of male thieves and prostitutes, and insult Sven, insult you a hammer!"

Li Tai stood up, pointed at the scholars, and said, "You bastards look like dogs, pretending to be stupid and big-tailed wolves? ”

"If others don't know you, how can I not know you? An old prostitute who ran into the Qinglou with a little money in his hand, and he didn't have any skills in his mouth, except for playing with women and bullying the people, what else did you do? "Li Tai is quite contemptuous of these people who think they are merry and talented.

To put it bluntly, it is a group of cultured prostitutes.

"Hmph, how can you let what you say is so unbearable?" A scholar said angrily.

"Oh? Is it snowy? Li Tai smiled coldly and asked, "I haven't asked for advice yet, who are you?" ”

"Qinghe Cui Clan, Cui Yu!" There was a hint of arrogance on his face. Qinghe Cui's family is the first family today.

"Cui Yu, Cui Yu, the so-called Fenghua Xueyue is just a self-righteous prostitute and a scholar who thinks he is suave and suave after some self-righteous behavior, and then took off his clothes and pants and rolled out of bed together, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is still the love between prostitutes and prostitutes, and the things that were originally done for a few taels of silver have to be made known by everyone and smug that they think they are elegant." Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "For example, when you came to participate in this poetry meeting this time, don't you want to have enough of the women in the Qing Building, and want to find a fresh aristocratic woman to play?" ”

"You...... You...... It's bloody! Cui Yu pointed at Li Tai angrily and said, "The poetry club is a gathering of talented and beautiful people, how can you let what you say be so dirty!" ”

"Dirty or not, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart?" Li Tai looked at Cui Yu with disdain, and said: "There are indeed beautiful women, but they are talented, I think it is Jin Yu who is ruined by it, which of you has made a good poem?" And who made the good words again? Didn't you? ”

"If you don't have a good poem and lyrics that are enough to be remembered, what qualifications do you have to say that you are a genius? I don't think you're geniuses, you should be called! ”

"Your Highness is right, a bunch of self-righteous!"

"It's really stinky, it turned out that I stepped on shit, and I don't know if it's dog shit or human shit."

Fang Yiai and the eldest grandson walked over with a smile and said, seeing so many people besieging Li Tai, they naturally couldn't sit idly by.

"Qingque, this place is a collection of young talents from Chang'an City and even the entire Tang Dynasty, how can you talk nonsense?" A voice that made Li Tai very unhappy sounded.

Li Ke walked forward slowly, wearing a sword in white, and the jade tree was in the wind.

Compared with Li Ke, Li Tai is indeed ugly.

Seeing Li Tai arguing with others, Li Ke stood up and immediately won the hearts of a large group of scholars.