[I lied according to the theory of pure enlightenment, and I deceived my father-in-law, but I couldn't deceive my wife; After playing tricks with his wife, Wang Yangming lost, it turned out that his wife was really not simple. 】

I asked, "What do you mean by 'sitting and forgetting'?" ”

The old Tao said: "Falling limbs, degrading intelligence, detaching from the form to know, the same as Chase, this is called 'sitting and forgetting'." ”

Under his guidance, I pinched the Tai Chi Bagua meridian and entered a state of sitting and forgetting, and I don't know how long it took, the old Tao let out a long howl, and I had already made up my mind to rub my palms and wipe my face.

Lao Tao asked, "How do you feel?" ”

I laughed and said, "It's so happy." ”

Wuwei Daoist smiled evilly: "Happier than the candle night in the cave room?" ”

I looked up and saw that the sun was rising, oh my god! How long has it been!

Wuwei Taoist said: "Let's go, Childe, twenty years later, we should see you again on the sea." ”

I hurried to the mansions.

I rushed all the way to Zhufu, feeling uneasy, thinking that it was indeed too much.

I saw Lei Ji and Wang Desheng head-on, and Wang Desheng was overjoyed: "Bo'an, we have finally found you, have you encountered any trouble?" ”

I told them about the adventures of the Iron Pillar Palace, and said, "That old Taoist is definitely a master of the Tao, and he not only knows about my Gezhu, but also knows the poem I wrote when I was eight years old. He also said that he would be at sea in 20 years, which is incredible. ”

Rezi said, "Bo'an, you're in trouble. ”

I asked, "How?" ”

Rezi said, "Where is your daughter-in-law?" ”

As he spoke, he pointed at me and said, "You're in trouble." ”

I kept rubbing my hands together and said, "Don't be idle, come up with an idea." ”

Lei Ji smiled: "You may not know your daughter-in-law? ”

I said, "I've never met before, what do you know?" ”

Lei Ji said: "She has three major characteristics, you remember, one is that this woman is a chivalrous woman, and her martial arts are good; The second is that this woman is very cultivated and very intelligent, you can't lie to her; The third is that this woman's literary and historical skills are also somewhat profound. ”

I guess it's an exaggeration.

Wang Desheng asked, "How does it look?" ”

Lei Ji smiled: "Worthy of Bo'an." By the way, you can talk about your actions this time from the perspective of the Pure Enlightenment. ”

Then he introduced the custom of the Pure Ming Taoist believers since the end of the Song Dynasty, that is, newlyweds have celebrated their wedding day in the Taoist temple. Moreover, it is the great responsibility of the newlyweds to purify their bodies and minds on this day and prepare for marriage together.

When I heard this, I was greatly surprised, there are such strange customs in this pure enlightenment path, no wonder it is true that the common achievements of humanity and immortal paths are discussed.

As he spoke, he walked into the mansions, and someone had already reported in, and my father-in-law rushed out in three steps and two steps, taking my hand and looking up and down, and I was suddenly ashamed and speechless.

Lei Ji played a round on the side and said: "I have asked Gongzi, he went to the Iron Pillar Palace to pray for blessings and purify his heart and bless his fortune according to the rules of our Jiangxi Jingming Dao." ”

The father-in-law let out a sigh of relief and said, "Very good, very good. ”

He didn't even say a word to me, and I remember that he didn't even say a word to me, and all my words and deeds, he only had one thing: appreciation, eternal appreciation, and I have always had a deep apology for him.

Seven years later, in April of the eighth year of Hongji, my father-in-law died of illness, and I once expressed my heart in the memorial text: "I am really ashamed of my righteousness; For a long time, its hatred is both long." Okay, that's a later story, I'll talk about it later.

My father-in-law has passed this level easily, and he will face my wife next.

According to the procedure, everything that should be done was done, and after drinking the 合卺 (jǐn) wine, I entered the cave room, I opened the head curtain, and what I saw was a clear but intelligent eye, which was indeed a model of wisdom in the outer show, and the lady was reasonable and didn't say anything, and passed the test easily without incident.

But I didn't expect to be replied, and ten days later, she began to ask me about the crime and asked me to explain the matter of not returning home on the wedding day, I said according to Lei Ji's words, and she smiled and said, "It was Mr. Lei who taught me!" ”

My face was blue and red. She laughed and said, "Let's get to know each other!" ”

Saying that she pulled me to the backyard, only to see the backyard eighteen weapons are lined up here, I was watching, only to hear the sound of the wind behind my ears, I turned around, saw a red shadow rushing to the face, I opened my hands, and hit the trend, but I played empty, but I heard a coquettish voice, only to feel a palm on the back, the center of gravity was not grasped, I have fallen to the ground.

I looked up and saw that she was looking at me with a big smile.

I sighed: "I heard Brother Lei Ji say that you have good kung fu, sure enough, but I am also the son of Jiangmen, and I lost to you, it's incredible." ”

She smiled: "What is your background, I know too well, the eighteenth generation of your Wang family ancestors did not have any relationship with martial arts, what is the son of Jiangmen, where do you say it?" ”

I told my mother about Xu Zhang and Wang Wenyuan one by one, and she nodded and said, "I heard that you went to Juyong Pass alone at the age of fifteen, but I didn't expect you to learn the art of war. ”

I also shared my experience with Wang Wenyuan to learn the Taoist Qimen Neigong and the strange thing about paddling with Lei Ji, and talked about my ancestral Yi Xue, she was interested in it, and asked me to turn into water, and I was looking for a divination, so I had to obey the order.

The moment she watched the water squirt out, her eyes widened, and she smiled innocently, which was really bright.

She looked at me, blushed and said, "Let's go, let's go and compare calligraphy!" You are a descendant of the sage of calligraphy, Wang Xizhi, I don't know what your calligraphy skills are? ”

While talking, I came to the study, and my father-in-law was also there, and he also wanted to read my book with great interest, so the scholar quickly laid out the four treasures of the study, and I began to write intently. I wrote the "Mysterious Tower Tablet" that simulated Tang Liu Gongquan, I just wrote the three words "Gu Xianxi", my wife said: "The full name of the "Mysterious Tower Tablet" is "Tang Dynasty Ancestral Left Street Monk Record Enshrined in the Three Religions Talk about the Introduction of the Great De Anguo Temple on the Throne of the Purple Dada Master Mysterious Tower Inscription and Preface", Tang Pei Xiu wrote, Liu Gongquan's book and seal, Shao Jianhe, Shao Jianchu engraved in December, standing in December of the first year of Tang Huichang, a total of 28 lines in regular script, 54 words. ”

My father-in-law twisted his hair and said: "This "Mysterious Tower Tablet" was written by Liu Gongquan when he was sixty-four years old. ”

I was so impressed when I heard it, but I couldn't help but say, "How is my handwriting?" ”

The lady said coldly: "There is only its form, but there is no god." ”

I was about to speak, she had begun to paint, I saw that she was painting a landscape map, but saw a group of mountain peaks standing in front of me, majestic, the front of the painting is deep and cold water, the cold forest has the meaning of gloom, outside can see the rock, Zhu, Ting, Zhou, really staggered.

I smiled and said, "Madame's painting is Fan Kuan's "Snow Scene and Cold Forest Map" in the Song Dynasty, but it is not as wide and majestic as Fan Kuan's picture, but the taste of pure Ning is stronger. ”

The father-in-law smiled and said: "What a pure Ning ancient clumsy, between the Tang and Song dynasties, I like the spirit of painting in the Song Dynasty more, the key is that when they paint, they pay attention to the use of meditation and clarity, concentration and desire to get rid of dust." Their paintings do not deliberately represent the shape of objects, but explore the principles of objects more deeply. ”