"Dad, lazy worm, get up, the baby is hungry, so hungry, what can you feed me?"

I was waking up in a sweet dream by this cute voice, followed by a wave of heat rushing in front of me, and when I opened my eyes, my daughter opened the curtains that had been closed for a week, and the fire in her stomach was boiling up, and the cute little lover who appeared in front of me suppressed all this.

I rolled over and said, "Hungry baby?" Daddy will get you food right away."

After cooking for the baby, I was eating with my little lover, and the phone rang, "Is it a computer maintenance that dominates the world?" My computer is broken, come fix it for me"

"Well, yes, what's wrong with your computer?"

"You have a problem, I know what the problem is still looking for you? It just can't be turned on, maybe which wire is not in good contact."

I wanted to reply, Mao's poor contact, there is no big problem in your hearts, but after thinking about it, forget it, the current smartphone has forced me to die several of my peers, I don't want to be the next one, and now it's hard to repair the computer. So I replied, "Okay, come right now, where are you?" ”

After receiving the address of the customer's God, I drank porridge and went out, riding my little electric donkey on the road, today's weather is really sunny, riding on the asphalt road, are almost sticking to the wheels of the car.

"The sun and the sky are shining, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird says: I don't study well when I am young, and I can only repair the computer when I grow up" I ran wildly on the road while having fun in the bitterness.

At that moment, there was a sudden thunderbolt on a sunny day, which frightened me and shrank my head. Is it going to rain in this hellish weather? I can't help it when it rains, I have to be rain or shine, and the baby is waiting for me to earn money to go home and buy ice cream. Just when the head was full of the cute face of the little lover, the heavy rain started to fall, lightning? Thunder? It was like no money was thrown on my head.

His eyes were washed by the rain, and he couldn't see 20 meters ahead. At this moment, a lightning bolt struck, and a white light flashed in front of him.

No, it's been a full three seconds since the lightning has passed, how can it still be ...... Before he could finish his thoughts, a huge crater appeared in the paved road, and the pit was already filled with water. I didn't come to brake urgently, only decisively rushed down the puddle, and thought to myself, why is there such a big pothole on this high-end road that was only repaired last year?

Fortunately, I have a smart brain, otherwise I wouldn't be able to play with the high-tech of computers, right? I thought about the usefulness of this road, and it was right to cut this road into two pieces and go home to make braised tofu.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and then I only felt a 360-degree rotation of my whole body. I don't know how many times I spun, and I fell all over the place, and at this moment, I don't know if it was my delusion or what, I felt like someone kicked me in the head, and this kick made me unconscious.

While I'm in a coma, I'll introduce you to this unlucky and sad rider of a small electric donkey. My name is Zhou Paomao, but it's not Zhou Pao, don't scream.

After a great hour, two hours? I didn't know, just when I regained consciousness, I felt that my mouth was being held up by something hot, as if my mouth had just stuck to the pot meat, and I hadn't had time to eat it in my mouth, but there was no fragrance. There was also a trace of saliva that fell into the corner of the mouth, in the mouth. It looks moisturizing and enjoyable.

I opened my tired eyes in revelation, and what appeared in front of me was a donkey face that I had only heard in legends, but had never seen. What a long face. I couldn't help but blurt out, Mom, there are people in the world who look so ugly and have such a long face. Then I found out that I was wrong, there is no such ugly person in the world, because this is not a person at all, this is a donkey.

I screamed and rolled over, oh my god, I kissed a donkey on the mouth? I belong to the horse, didn't I say that the donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth, so what is the situation now?

I touched my aching waist, barely stood up, looked around, and saw that there was a funeral going on here. Oh, wait, that's not the point, the point is why are they all wearing costume clothes that can only be seen in TV series? Could it be that a certain director is making a movie?

I went up to see what celebrities there were, and maybe I could get two autographs. Just walked two steps but found that I couldn't understand their conversation, after listening to it for a long time I understood the word widow, in a combination of everyone's expressions, and a beautiful woman behind the coffin, I made up my own brain, is this beautiful woman the widow of her husband who just died? This, can this send your own man to be buried? Of course I don't understand that.

I couldn't help but spit and spit, "It's really unlucky, I actually met the funeral" and hurriedly ran in the opposite direction, looking for my little electric donkey while running, the little electric donkey didn't see it, but it was followed by the nasty donkey. Looking at the dusty path under his feet, the strange house on the side of the road can't be said, and he can't help but praise in his mouth, this crew has a real conscience, and the place they are looking for is ancient enough. The people who pass by from time to time around me once again sigh that even the extras are so realistic and professional, this drama must be popular.

I walked all the way to watch the play, and after half an hour, I realized that something was wrong, something was completely wrong, and I had never seen the scenery around me at all, nor had I heard anyone talk about it. And most importantly, what about my battery car? I remember falling into the pit and the electric donkey flew up with me. Why am I here, but it's gone?

I have to go back to find it, this is the BMW I eaten, I can't lose it, and my daughter-in-law will tell me to kneel on the keyboard when I go home. So I looked around to see if I was picked up by someone who took advantage of me and put it in the corner.

As I walked, I pricked up my ears to see if I could hear people talking about what I was going through, about which unlucky man had fallen into a puddle like a dog eating, and had passed out in a coma and almost choked to death.

I didn't hear the chatter, but I heard the cries of several women, who seemed to be crying very sadly. I looked and saw that there was a coffin about to be buried.

This is the widow of the newly deceased husband I just met, and I actually went to the graveyard. muttered, "What is this, is it possible to have a relationship with a widow." ”

After saying that, I was about to leave, when suddenly the beautiful woman rushed towards me, followed by a middle-aged woman. This scares me enough, what is this for? The beautiful woman walked up to me, grabbed my hand and shouted, "My man died miserably, my man died unjustly."

I glanced at the woman and thought, what does your man's unjust death have to do with me? comforted him by the way, don't, die early and be reincarnated. After saying that, I slapped myself hard, this is comforting.

Just such a sentence successfully aroused everyone's discussion, and the middle-aged woman behind the woman also pulled me to say that her son-in-law died unjustly. I searched quickly for comforting words. But I was stupid and had no goods in my chest, and finally popped out: "Don't be sad, beauty, you will definitely be able to marry a better man in the future"

As soon as this sentence came out, it was as if it had stabbed a hornet's nest in an instant, and the sound of buzzing and scolding me was all around. said that I was ruining the woman's innocence, and some people wanted to beat me, and when one person did it, everyone else followed suit. I had to pull my legs and run. A group of people were chasing behind, and I was running in front.

I was about to catch up, and there was a very small river in front of me, so small that I thought I could jump over it if I could go some distance. It's my personality to do what I say, so I'm ready to jump and run hard. When I got to the river, I jumped hard. Did you successfully jump two meters and cross the river? No, that fell into the water? No, the river is dry.

I walked forward with my feet facing into a dark, rumbling room. Just as my head was about to get in, I realized that it wasn't a house, it was a big tortoise shell. I wondered if it was the Turtle Immortal who had achieved the right result and left behind the hard shell that helped me get through this difficulty. I thought to myself that the turtle could shrink into its shell when it was in danger, and I could do it too. I retracted into the tortoise shell. I've become an eight-haired turtle, me. Then I heard the sound of ping-pong. I only felt that the turtle shell was shaken, and my body shook with it, like an earthquake. The more they fought, I swear, at first they should have been playing with me, but then they found out that I couldn't fight in the turtle shell, so they got angry.

Just when I showed my two eyeballs and saw that this group of people working in vain outside were happy. Suddenly, someone slammed a fist into my eye. I was on fire, half because of my eyes, half because of my heart. My proudest eye was beaten by someone, my uncle can bear it, but I can't bear it. You don't know what I'm doing. I reached out from the turtle shell, picked up the branch by the roadside, and squatted down to see my embarrassment. I picked up the branch and screwed it like a screwdriver when I looked at him, whether it was loose on the left or tight on the right, or loose on the right and tight on the left. Don't say it, I was really unscrewed open by the eyes that I instinctively closed, and I directly twisted the eyelids to this person, and I don't know if it was because the branches were too hard or because my hands were too heavy.

When everyone saw that I was hurting, they all got angry and wanted to throw my eight-haired turtle into the water. So they carried me on all sides to the great river where there was water. Then shouting, one, two, three threw me up, and then I heard the sound of the water slapping, and then my head hit the turtle shell by inertia. Then they poured water in all directions.