Chapter 3: The donkey's head cannot be touched to the horse's mouth, but the donkey can save people
After a while, I was almost choked by the water and fainted, and I was just complacent, and I was not afraid of being beaten with a turtle shell, but now I want to cry without tears. Because the turtle shell on my body is very heavy, I can't use the doggy swimming action twice.
Try to stick out your head and "help" and sink into the water and pour two mouthfuls of water. I didn't know if there was anyone around, whether anyone would come to save me, so I had to instinctively ask for help.
God finally paid off, oh no, it should be heaven and earth, when I pulled my hands again, it was as if I had touched a rope. Regardless of him, I have to grasp this last straw. So the moment I grabbed the rope, a miracle happened.
The rope was moving slowly, driving my eight-haired turtle to move towards the shore. My consciousness became more and more blurred, and I was afraid that I would lose the rope in my hand after passing out, so I used the last of my clarity and strength to tie the rope to my right hand.
Maybe it's just that I didn't choke too much, maybe it's because I've been good at water since I was a child, and after a while I regained consciousness and found that I was no longer in the water, but in a pile of weeds. And there is a round ass above the face, fat and greasy, and it will be disgusting to look at. After only three glances, I vomited a lot of water in my stomach with nausea. I even suspect that this fat ass is the man of God who came to my rescue and helped me remove the water from my stomach.
When I blinked again and looked closely, I saw that it was a donkey's ass. The first time I woke up in the pit, it was also this donkey, the donkey's head and mouth were facing me, and this time I woke up with the donkey's butt facing me. Sure enough, the donkey's head can't be to the horse's mouth. Ay.
After sighing, I struggled to crawl out of the turtle shell, looked at the rope and looked at the donkey, knowing that it was the donkey that saved me. I was grateful, and I felt the urge to kneel and kowtow. I stretched out my big rough hand and touched the donkey's head. He said, "You can follow me from now on."
So I pulled the donkey and looked for the next direction, and walked to what seemed to be a place where there were people. The more I went, the more I thought, did I cross over, because this is not at all like any place in the new century.
Every plant and tree here looks so old that it has never been seen before. It looked like it took about two hours. I hadn't noticed that I could walk so much before, and I wanted to reach out my phone to see how many steps I had taken. Where else is the cell phone? On second thought, even if there is, the water will be broken, look at my brain. It's about the same as the donkey in front of you. After thinking about it, he quickly apologized to the donkey, "Oh, no, I'm much dumber than you, and you still know how to save me with a rope."
I walked to a place that looked like an old town, and there were still a lot of people. Just as I was looking left and right like a baby, a fat man squatting in a corner beckoned me to pass. I was so obedient that I went over there. When I came to this fat man who looked very obscene, I squatted down, and he handed me a cigarette. It turned out to be the kind of filter in modern society, but I couldn't see where there was a brand.
I took the cigarette and immediately became energetic, and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Fat, have I crossed over?" Have you crossed over too? How else would there be this smoke? The fat man ignored me, and introduced himself to himself, he said, "I'll just open my skin" I almost choked to death with smoke when I heard it, what? Zhang peeling? I'm Zhou Picking, you're more ruthless than me, you can still live if you pick up your hair, and you won't die if you pick up your skin.
I took a closer look at the peel, doesn't this girl have anything to do with me? After Zhang Papi introduced himself, he took two puffs of cigarettes, revealing that it was black and yellow, and there were shredded meat and vegetables hanging between his teeth, and he saw the kind that could make people unable to eat for three days. I quickly turned my head to the side and retched a few times, but there was nothing to vomit in my stomach, and I don't know how long I hadn't eaten.
Perhaps the peel was intentional, but just as my stomach was rumbling and empty, he took out a dry flatbread and gnawed on it. I swallowed my saliva and was embarrassed to eat, after all, we weren't familiar with it.
Zhang Papi looked at me, smiled and said, "Look at your unlucky appearance, you will definitely encounter a lot of disasters when you come in." I scolded him angrily, he covered the dry cake, and leaned to the side, "Okay, show you a way out, go straight to the southeast, someone will give you food"