As a waste material, the famous Zhou Picking, dragged the small intestine sergeant during the Warring States Period, and pushed the small broken electric donkey to rush home. While thinking about the happy picture of seeing his wife and children, he was thinking about how to explain where he had gone for so long and where he had dragged back such a half-dead guy.

When I took out the key on the sole of my shoe, opened the door and entered the room, the first thing I saw was the digital clock hanging on the wall. Looking at the time above, I patted my head and sat on the ground, which turned out to be the same time as when I went out to repair the computer and then traveled to the time of the Warring States period.

This time hasn't gone, so the time I've spent over there for so long, the timeline hasn't gone? Hey, it's hard to think about it if you can't figure it out.

Just when I was in a daze, the door lock rang again, and I turned my head to see the wonderful figure of my long-missed wife appear in front of me. I was hugging and going up and hugging me. But the wife was angry, and she was afraid to step aside and pick up the broom. slapped it over, and scolded in his mouth: You black egg, where did you come from. subsequently

Then he screamed: Catch the thief, there is a thief in the house.

I looked at my wife suspiciously, and then at the daughter next to my wife. hurriedly said: Wife, it's me, I'm Zhou Paomao.

My wife was immediately laughed at by me, haha, you are an idiot, I won't know my husband, you.

At this time, the daughter was next to her, but she weakly pulled the corner of her wife's clothes. He raised his little face and said, "This is my father."

Hearing her daughter's words, my wife came over suspiciously, looked me up and down carefully, and then hugged me and cried: You, why haven't you seen you for a long time, and you have grown so dark.

What did I say: It's dark? So I ran to the bathroom mirror and took a look. Wow, who is this black egg, I smashed my fist into the glass, the mirror was smashed, and the fist was broken.

My wife hurriedly came over to help me bandage my wounds. The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became, and when I arrived in the Warring States period for a few months, there was no mirror to look at, and I was dark and thin. Hey, so I have to admit it, can there be a way if I don't admit it?

At this moment, a weak shout came from the living room, and I remembered the small intestine that had come with me. I didn't know how to explain it, so I told my wife: I have a classmate named Xiaogu, who wants to live in my house for a while. Then my wife took some medicine and helped the small intestine to treat the wound.

After the wound was treated, the small intestine touched my TV, and the TV was playing my daughter's favorite cartoons, and the small intestine was so frightened that she retreated and hit her head against the wall. I was so scared that my daughter ran over and threw herself into my arms and cried. Pointing to the small intestine and shouting: Strange uncle, the baby is afraid.

I patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, baby, this uncle's brain has been broken, don't be afraid."

I hurriedly told my wife: My classmate's family has changed, and now he is the only one left, and his head is stimulated and there are some problems. I always feel that I am in the ancient times of historical TV dramas, let's ignore him.

My wife listened to what I said: "Oh, it's pitiful.

Then I went downstairs to visit the market, and although my wife thought I had only been walking for half a day, I hadn't been to a modern city for half a year. I'm going to have to buy something delicious and make up for it.

I'm like a curious baby, I'm surprised to see anything, just like a bun I've never seen in the world. Just as I was looking at the loquat and looking at the peaches. When touching the apple and staring at the pear. A voice appeared in my ears.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable"

I was dizzy, I was so frightened that I hurriedly took three steps back, this, this is not the peeling skin, how could this guy appear in front of me. Did he travel back with me? This person who has a big enmity with me still dares to appear in front of me, forget that I am the head snake here, and see that I don't kill you.