Chapter 15: The small cave jumps around looking for a mechanism, and one is careless
Zhou picks the hair, that is, I slowly retreat outside. After about a quarter of an hour, I was finally able to straighten up. was about to turn around and leave, but was hit by a dizziness and a lot of meat.
I yelled: What a fool. The small intestine hurriedly said: It's me, it's me, I saw that you went for a long time and didn't come back, and I was worried that something would happen to you, so I came to take a look. I followed my small intestine along the wall of the cave and watched as I fumbled through it.
Small intestine: Is there something wrong here?
When I heard this, my heart moved, maybe this is really the case, so I learned how to break the mechanism of the people watching TV in the new century. But I'm semi-literate, so I can't do it at all. I had to jump and jump, banging on the wall with both hands, and my hands hurt.
Just as I was about to finish the little food I had left in my stomach, a shrill whistling sound came into my ears, and I instantly felt the sensation of my eardrum being punctured. Hurriedly covered his ears with his hands and opened his mouth.
Before I could react, I felt that the heavens and the earth were trembling, and the whole person was rotating 360 degrees rapidly. I hurriedly reached out and grabbed the small intestine next to me, trying to use his body to stabilize myself and prevent my head from fainting and falling. I don't know that the small intestine, which didn't react at all, was also affected by me. I spun around quickly.
Soon the two of us fell to one side, and the soldier's small intestines couldn't hold back the spinning top. I don't know how long it took, but I was a person with no sense of time, and I passed out in a coma. When I heard the sound of a whistle in my ears, I opened my eyes leisurely.
What catches your eye is the tall reinforced concrete buildings and the traffic on the street. and a beautiful woman with a twisted ass dressed in fancy clothes, I was completely blindfolded, what is the situation? Did I just have a dream?
That's not right, is there such a long and real dream? But whatever, I can use my mobile phone, play on the computer, and spend the night drinking. Why do I still want to do so much. Just when I wanted to get into trouble, suddenly a rude insult: melon baby, lying on the ground is playful. When I looked up, I saw a big man with a green dragon tattooed on the left side of his arm and a white tiger tattooed on the right. The mouth is tilted upwards, and the teeth are cracked and cracked, and it looks ugly and ugly.
In the face of such an ugly and majestic man, I still had to give way. Because there's a big, beautiful car behind this ugly man, don't touch me. I was just about to get up and walk, but a man grabbed me, picked my hair, and rescued me. I was crushed by a monster, and there was a circle that was spinning around.
I saw that this is not a small intestine, how did he come here with me. I looked at the body of the small intestine, pressing the little electric donkey when I went to repair the computer. I walked over and picked up my little electric donkey, and as soon as I lifted it, one of the wheels fell off and hit the head of the small intestine.
Little bowel yells, assassins, assassins, who, assassinate me. I looked at my small intestine and lifted my forehead. Why did I come to such an ancestor, I can't even feed myself, and you let me raise such a intestine?
I pulled up my bowel and stepped aside, saying there were no assassins, this was my wheel. Saying that it was difficult to ignore him, I repaired the car by myself, I put the wheels in place, sat on the electric donkey and twisted the handlebar, and I could still run. I rode and ran away. I need to hurry home to see my daughter. I just ran a few meters, but I found that the car was pulled by something, and when I turned my head, I saw that the small intestine pulled the back seat of the car and did not let go. Hey, I want to cry without tears, so drag him home, this man is more than me, and he is so dizzy that he can't walk. I helped him to the little donkey, and he slid down, and when I helped him up, he slid down.
In the end, I really couldn't help it, so I tied the rubber belt of the computer to the car solidly. Who knew that this guy was even dizzy from the battery car, and he vomited all the way, causing my return rate to reach 300%. I was stunned that two sweeping aunts rushed forward to stop me and asked me to be fined.
As soon as I touched where there was any money in my pocket, I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, and I had an idea, this is not something that can be paid by mobile phone. Then I looked up to the sky and sighed, where is the mobile phone me. In the end, I had no choice but to sweep the floor along the street with a broom according to my aunt's consciousness, until the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and the ground that had not been swept in the past 20 years was made up by me.
After sweeping and looking back at the small intestine, he was fainting on the electric donkey. With a sigh, I had to carry it back like this. However, the electric donkey ran out of power. Then there was a scene in the street, a thin man pushing an electric donkey, carrying a dead pig-like man, hunched and hunched over.