This official is waiting for you during the government exam. This was originally a word of encouragement from Governor Han, but to others, it seemed to imply something, so people had to think deeply.

The Korean text means that Zhao Yan can concentrate on his studies and even achieve something, but ...... There has never been a shortage of people in China who like to study, and those who are shrewd have already thought that the Han Governor seems to like this young man quite much, although on the surface he hopes that Zhao Yan can concentrate on studying and even achieve something, but at this time, what is the purpose of studying?

Since ancient times, he has learned literary and martial arts, goods and the emperor's family, of course, studying at this time is for the imperial examination, is this Han Governor hinting to Zhao Yan, if he can pass the county examination, when the prefect presides over the government examination, the Han Governor will let him go? The minds of these bureaucrats are really clever and changeable.

Zhao Yan's current identity is just a grass people, although Han Wen admires him a lot, he doesn't take it too seriously, and after saying a few words to him, he keeps silent, and Zhao Yan retreats knowing the opportunity.

After going down to the lobby on the first floor, Zhao Yan had just sat down, and a little fat man who came out of nowhere came up.

This little fat man looks no more than thirteen or fourteen years old, his height is similar to his waist circumference, he looks white and tender, his round face is red in protein, and he is dressed generously and decently.

The little fat man sat on Zhao Yan's side, and said with a smile: "Little brother Liu Quanyou, the words are complete, the brother is very raw, I don't know where it came from, how to call it?" ”

In ancient times, when a man reached adulthood at the age of twenty, it was called the year of the weak crown, and it was inconvenient for others to call him by name, so he needed to take another alias related to the meaning of his name, which was called the table character, in order to show his virtue, and he would also use the table word in the future.

Zhao Yan saw that this little fat man was no more than fifteen years old, but he had a table word, which must have been given by the elders, and seeing that although his words and deeds were casual, what he said was not annoying, so he smiled and said: "Under Zhao Yan, he is from Shenzhou." Brother Liu and Zai Su don't know each other, I don't know what to see? ”

"It turned out to be Brother Zhao, as the so-called brothers in the four seas, seeing it today is fate, the younger brother wants to tell Brother Zhao a joke." Liu Quanyou looked sneakily left and right for a while, and then continued: "This joke is related to the Sun family, the proprietor of Tiandefeng Distillery in the city, and it is said that the name of the head of the Sun family is Sun Duangen......

Zhao Yan's heart moved, and he corrected with a smile: "It's called Sun Changgeng, right?" ”

The rumors about Sun Changgeng were the head of Zhao Yanqi, and Wang Dahu sent someone to spread it, in order to naturally vent his anger for Wang Dahu. Originally, Zhao Yan still felt a little guilty in his heart, but after Sun Changgeng's loud shout before, Zhao Yan only felt that he was too kind before. However, since ancient times, the news has been passed on by word of mouth, and after being spread by people, it will generally become more or less unrecognizable, and I don't know what the rumors in the market have become after a long day of fermentation.

Liu Quan nodded a little and said with a smile: "That's right, it's called Sun Changgeng." Brother Zhao, do you know what is the difference between eunuchs and us? ”

"What's the difference?" Zhao Yan asked knowingly.

Liu Quanyou glanced at the root of Zhao Yan's thigh, and said in a low voice: "The place where the eunuch urinated was cut off. ”

"Who......a," Zhao Yan pretended to be surprised and said, "It's terrible, but what does this have to do with Sun Changgeng, the head of the Sun family?" ”

Liu Quanyou had a mysterious look on his face, and said in a low voice: "I heard that Sun Changgeng is a eunuch, it seems that he is called 'Tian Gelding', and he can't do sex at all, even his only daughter is inherited from a relative's house, and he doesn't like women, only men, people call this Longyang good, broken sleeves, peach or something, Brother Zhao knows what it means?" ”

Zhao Yan's face was full of disgust when he heard this, the idea he gave Wang Ye at that time was just to let people spread the rumors that Sun Changgeng is a heavenly eunuch, otherwise why would there be no rumors for many years, but I didn't expect that this was only half a day, and the imaginary ancients actually associated it with 'picking up soap', but since this is already the case, I might as well add another fire to make this rumor more interesting, anyway, there is no defamation in this era.

"Where did Brother Liu hear this rumor, I don't know if it's true?" Zhao Yan looked at Liu Quan's fleshy face and asked with a smile.

Liu Quanyou habitually looked left and right, and then smiled: "The junior brother can only say that this matter is true, as for where he heard it, the Buddha said: Don't say it, don't say it." ”

"That's fine." Zhao Yan pretended to blink in disappointment, and said: "Brother Liu's view of 'Fengshen Handsome' and 'a talent' is the same age as me but has a table of words, which is really enviable." ”

Liu Quanyou has been fat since he was a child, he knows his own family affairs, his 'abundance' is enough, but it is too far away from the 'god', not to mention the word handsome, but no one has ever praised his appearance before, at this time he was praised by Zhao Yan, Liu Quanyou suddenly smiled, and suddenly felt like a confidant, so he grabbed Zhao Yan's wrist and said affectionately: "Brother Zhao is also a talent, the younger brother's expression is given by the royal father when he was young, and the elder dare not resign, Brother Zhao will have it sooner or later." ”

Zhao Yan knew that the grandfather was the grandfather, and he also knew that the ancient people had the stinky problem of hand-talking, and the little fat man's palm was greasy and greasy, and the touch was really bad, but Zhao Yan gently struggled twice and didn't break away, so he could only go.

Zhao Yan smiled, and then he talked about the text: "Brother Liu, I suddenly remembered a joke and was willing to share it with Brother Liu." ”

Liu Quanyou has nothing to do when he is full of food and drink on weekdays, so he likes to listen to some short things in his parents, and then add some materials by himself and then spread them around, at this time, his eyes lit up when he heard the words, and asked: "I don't know what kind of joke it is?" It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, and Brother Zhao also spoke it out for the younger brother to listen to. ”

"Ahem...... Zhao Yan cleared his throat and said, "It is said that there was a eunuch ...... once upon a time."

Liu Quanyou waited with great interest for a long time, but he didn't see Zhao Yan continue, so he asked, "What about below?" ”

Zhao Yan was waiting for this sentence, and said with a smile when he heard the words: "It's gone." ”

Gone? What a joke. Liu Quanyou pinched the three folds on his chin, and after thinking for a moment, he suddenly laughed out loud, and praised while laughing: "Brother Zhao...... You...... Your joke is amazing, hahaha, it's so funny, I can laugh for three days with this joke alone......"

Looking at the little fat man's exaggerated expression, Zhao Yan was a little speechless, and secretly said Could it be that the spiritual life of the ancient people was too scarce, resulting in even the laughter being so low?

Finally stopped smiling, the little fat man Liu Quanyou rubbed his stomach, reached out and took the tea cup on the table and poured two sips, before he spoke: "Brother Zhao's joke is really unprecedented and unprecedented, but it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, and the younger brother is lost first." ”

Liu Quanyou likes to be lively and travels extensively, only to see him stand up and look around, then he plunged into a bunch of people who were chatting and farting not far away, and shouted to one of the middle-aged men: "Fourth Uncle Liu, have you heard of the new things in our city?" ”

Fourth Uncle Liu was listening to someone talk about peeping at the widow's bath at night, and the harazi was about to flow out, and he said impatiently when he heard the words: "I heard it, I heard it, isn't it that grandson...... Is it a heavenly eunuch, I heard that even his daughter is someone else's seed, and he also has hobbies such as Longyang and peach, which is really disgusting. Big nephew, uncle has something to do here, you tell someone else to go. ”

"Don't, fourth uncle, there's a joke here, nephew, I'm sure you haven't heard it." The little fat man said persistently: "Listen, there was a eunuch once upon a time......"

That Fourth Uncle Liu wanted to hurry up and send the little fat man away, who knew that he would not follow up after he said a word, so he couldn't help urging: "What about below?" ”

"There's no more down there." The little fat man was happy after speaking.

"If you don't have it, hurry home, your mother may be looking for ......" Fourth Uncle Liu suddenly reacted halfway through speaking, stretched out his hand and pointed at the little fat man, and laughed: "Could this eunuch be that grandson...... Outside the staff, right? ”

The people around were very happy when they heard the words, and some people subconsciously looked at the second floor, and joked: "That Sun Yuanwai is eating with the prefect on the second floor, if he comes down and sees the fourth brother, you are so strong, maybe he will touch your room at night, and let you accompany him to sing a moonlit night after the garden tweed." ”

The fourth uncle Liu was not angry when he heard this, kicked the man with a gesture, and said with a smile: "If he dares to touch Lao Tzu's room, Lao Tzu will tie him up, and then throw him into the pigsty, and then drive a few boars in heat into it, so that he can have enough fun at one time." ”

The conversation between the two people was quite loud, and it could be heard in the entire hall on the first floor, and the others did not know why, but they inquired out with curiosity, and when they learned what had happened, they all laughed out loud.

Although Sun Changgeng looks good, his reputation is not good, just by the incident when he pit Wang Ye, you can see what his temperament is, but the Sun family is rich and powerful, but no one dares to reprimand him in person, but unless it is a relative whose blood is thicker than water, everyone else tries not to deal with him, so no one stands up for him at this time.

Everyone was laughing to themselves, when someone on the second floor laughed and asked, "What are you laughing at?" I don't know if I can say that I can talk to the official, so that the official can also have fun with the people. ”

Belch...... Everyone looked up, and saw Han Wen, Min Zheng, and a number of gentry and wealthy businessmen in the county, and the group was standing at the staircase on the second floor, looking at the people in the hall below with a smile, and the protagonist of the topic, Sun Changgeng, was among them, and he didn't know that he had become a joke, as if he had a smiling face.

After waiting for a while, everyone below looked at each other, but none of them spoke.

Seeing this, an old man standing behind Min Zhixian was afraid that no one would answer and make the new prefect Han Wen lose face, so he pointed to the middle-aged man below and said, "Liu Laosi, your laughter is the loudest, you come on." ”

Now the big eunuch Wang Zhen in the palace has monopolized power, cheated for personal gain, sold official positions, and accepted bribes on a large scale, even the emperor called him Mr., and the ministers called him Weng's father, Jinyiwei and Dongchang were all subservient to him, and they were willing to act as their minions.

This Hengshui is also located in the capital of, and there may be a fan spy in the hall on the first floor, and I don't know if I and others laughed loudly after listening to the eunuch's joke, whether it is a taboo, at this time, the Han prefect came to join in the fun, and his uncle also named himself and let himself say, how can he let himself catch up with this offending thing.