In a daze, I felt kicked by someone, and then my body moved, and I was dragged by two hands, one left and one right.

"It's all burning ass, and you're still fucking sleeping!"

Hearing this, it was like being poured a basin of cold water, I woke up completely, and subconsciously asked, "Where is the fire?" Where is the fire? ”

I saw two unkempt, ragged men dragging themselves forward, and I kept running as hard as I could, ignoring my questions.

The strange thing is that we are not in an Internet café, but on a potholed dirt road, but it is not the construction site where I work, and the road is lined with low antique buildings, like some ancient town attraction.

I turned my head to look behind me, and several men in costumes, with thick sticks in their hands, were chasing after me. After chasing for a while, they stopped, picking up rocks on the side of the road and throwing us at them, cursing all kinds of foul language.

Those words are similar to what our foreman scolded.

After running out of the range of the stone, it finally stopped. The two people who dragged me gasped for air, and I gasped for air.

Mobile phone, wallet, lighter, I subconsciously touched my trouser pocket, but found that there was no trouser pocket at all, and what I was wearing turned into a piece of rotten cloth.

What's going on? Wait a minute, I'll think about it.

I remember that I was in an Internet café before, and I finally completed a five-kill streak...... Five kills in a row, and the plastic Buddha beads in his hands are still ...... Guru...... Eighteen-digit password......

Depend on! Did I fucking cross over?

How can there be such nonsense in the world? I'm certainly not stupid enough to believe in the crossing. If it's not a dream, it's someone who did a prank, I remember that there is this kind of in a variety show. The audience likes to watch others look stunned.

I pinched my thigh hard, and it hurt! It looks like a prank.

I admire the program team, the props, makeup, and scenes are so realistic, and I can't see any flaws at all. Look at these two guys again, tall with a long face, a high nose and a pointed chin, thin like a praying mantis; The short man with a big face, buckteeth and small eyes, as black as a piece of burned charcoal, is a vivid ancient beggar, and it seems that the selection of actors has also put a lot of effort into it.

"Don't think that wearing a broken hood is as if your acting skills are high, Lao Tzu has already seen it." I grabbed the hood and prepared to take it off and let them prototype it.

"Oops! Ah! Hanako Six, what's your dog's day? The tall man shouted.

"Oh! Oooooooo Lai Pi Zhang, let go quickly, or Lao Tzu will kick your eggs badly. The short man cursed.

I can't imagine that the current hairstylist is so good that they don't need to wear a head covering. What is the use of a good light hairstyle? I can't remember the lines, one called me "Hanako Six", and the other called me "Lai Pi Zhang", and the goofs were too obvious.

"Dude, don't be funny, return your phone, wallet, and clothes to me, these clothes stink. Acting in the show, let's get a better role! Lao Tzu is not happy to play a beggar. ”

The two of them, who had just been loosened by me, looked at me with stunned faces. Lao Tzu had already guessed their set, and then it was time to make up a nonsense to make me believe that I had crossed over, oops! It's corny.

"I'm hungry! If you want "chickens", money, and clothes, you have to meet Guanyin Niangniang, and it would be good to have some leftovers," the tall man muttered, and he really felt a bit of a beggar.

"Oh! I know, I have crossed over, and now we are beggars, but is this the Tang Dynasty or the Song Dynasty? Trouble the two big brothers to tell me! ”

The two beggars' eyes straightened.

"I haven't done enough homework, so I can't make it up! I said, can you show this kind of show be a little more boring. ””