Short, fat, short-legged, round-faced and big-nosed, although the master looks a little chaotic, his eyes are very sharp, and he can see at a glance that I am a handsome guy.

I've heard of someone pretending to be a monk to cheat, but it's not right to think about it, who would be stupid enough to attack someone with such a high IQ as me?

"Oops! Ah! …… The donor has spiritual light on his head, purple gas on his body, and auspicious clouds on his feet, he is really a god descending to earth and the reincarnation of Xingjun! ”

Stepping on auspicious clouds, you are the Monkey King!

I despised him fiercely and walked briskly towards the bus.

"Donor, don't be in a hurry! Borrow a step to speak. ”

The fat bald donkey's hands were so strong, they made my arm hurt. He "enthusiastically" invited me aside, and quickly shook his greasy mouth, so disgusting that Lao Tzu wanted to beat him.

"It seems that the donor is a little suspicious of the old man, so I have to break one or two. Sheet...... Wei ......"

I was secretly amazed in my heart, "This monk actually knows my name." ”

He stood on one hand, calm, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and looked at me with a smile.

"You are...... People, generations of part-time jobs, you are a god of operation, especially good at "League of Legends", Sain, meat, attack the spear, defend like a shield, the vertical son all flee from the wind, helpless! ”

"What's helpless?"

"Unfortunately, the wind has not been going well recently, and I have just been killed five times in a row."

O man of God! Served, served, thoroughly served.

Looking at his thick face again, he is so kind and simple, just like a smiling Arhat who travels all over the world.

"Please also ask the master to guide the maze!"

"It's a small thing, but it's a matter of purifying all sentient beings. It's just! This cannot be revealed. ”

As soon as I saw that the master was selling Guanzi, I immediately became anxious, and immediately auctioned out a red, clicky five-yuan bill.

"To help the suffering, the merit is immeasurable, the merit is immeasurable. With your talent, play the Holy Lance Ranger, and output is king. ”

"Master, don't bother with those little things. I would like to ask about the number of the two-color ball for the next draw. ”

Hearing the cry of my heart, the master's body was shocked, and he was so shocked that he said a few "Amitabha Buddhas".

"Can't the master figure it out?"

"Of course not, what's so difficult about such a trivial matter. It's just that if you don't hit the jackpot or not, if you forcibly change your life against the sky, it will be a long life, eighty years. ”

"Then how much more do I have to live?"

"About seventy years, what a pity! Can't redeem it. ”

"That's not right! Master, didn't you say that I have an extraordinary face and will become a great weapon in the future? ”

"Right! You are the five elements of the earth, with soil on your face, you are destined to be the king of digging soil, and you will definitely be able to build a great tool for the country in the future. ”

Directly said that Lao Tzu wants to drive an excavator for a lifetime, isn't it over?

Although he loves the excavator business, a good man is determined to be in the world, how can he often be trapped in the square inch.

It's too late, it's too soon. While the master was hesitating, I pressed a dusty, clicky ten-dollar bill into his hand in the midst of lightning.

"Master, I don't want to be the king of digging soil, I want to change my life against the sky."

"To help the suffering, the merit is immeasurable, the merit is immeasurable. It's not impossible to change your life, it's just after Thanos snatched the Time Stone......"

"Wait a minute, Master, you're a member of the Buddha's master, how did you get involved with Thanos?"

"This is a big deal, the space-time tsunami caused by Thanos has spread to A-shares...... After the Three Realms, now the management of the destiny is extremely strict, and it is difficult to change the destiny against the sky! ”

I see.

With a heavy heart, I delivered a green fifty yuan bill to the master.