When I was born, the fortune teller said that I would become a great weapon in the future, and I needed to choose a unique, loud, and foreign name.

After some complicated calculations such as the eight characters of birth, southeast and northwest, gold, wood, water and fire, and heaven and earth, I was finally given a great name - Zhang Wei.

It's not ordinary greatness, it's very exaggerated greatness.

In view of my extraordinary fate and great future, the half-immortal made an exception and gave a 20% discount, only charging my father 198 cost price.

Soon, the talent of an extraordinary person erupted like a volcano, and it couldn't be stopped if you wanted to.

One year old can speak, two years old singing nursery rhymes, three years old memorizing Tang poems, four years old can count, five years old addition and subtraction, six years old first grade, thirteen years old in the first year of junior high school, eighteen years old admitted to the highest university in the market - Hongxiang Vocational and Technical College.

All right! I'll admit that when I was a child, the talent spewed out and was not blocked, and it was a little overdrawn.

To be honest, I want to thank Hongxiang.

In this excellent school, which is both internal and external, practice first, and takes the success of students as the highest goal, I have developed the real ability to drive an excavator. Finally, I don't feel ashamed and remorseful like my classmates who spent their time in vain and did nothing. Gasoline gave me motivation, the mountains gave me goals, the sun gave me black skin, and the boss gave me a monthly salary.

Thank you Hongxiang Vocational and Technical School for giving me a second life.

Every time I go to an Internet café with a heavy salary, I always handsomely shake my bangs and say to the sexy webmaster with pimples on my face: "Rush a hundred." Then he went straight to the luxurious private room without looking back, leaving behind him with envious eyes. But I'm just going to tell those chicken-eating kids in a cruel way, "We're not the same." ”

Of course, I don't just want to be cool and show off my wealth. Red Bull, instant noodles, cigarettes, everything that shows the connotation of strength, will be on my table, so that sometimes it will affect my operation.

Those little kids would always take advantage of my distractions, steal a handful or two of the inconsequential victories, and then dance and roar and scream with joy.

Suffice it to say that they are all too young. Life has not given them enough vicissitudes and experience, how can they understand that "right and wrong turn their heads empty, and Qingshan is still ,......" and how can they have the mind to look down on success and failure.

I'm different. In the face of the huge injury of being killed five times in a row, I didn't complain, didn't howl, and didn't go crazy, silently lit a cigarette, and walked out of the Internet café slowly, leaving only a melancholy back.

The breeze swept across my forehead, leaving a gentle tear in its wake.

"These little bunnies, they're fucking ruthless! Never play with them again. "I swear in my heart.

Throwing away the cigarette butt and brushing my hair messy in the wind, I walked forward with my head held high.

Although taxis have never been a problem for me, based on the principles of low-carbon life, approachability, and thrift, I resolutely decided to squeeze the bus back.

The bus stop was crowded, and of course I was as resourceful as I was. Seeing those passengers carrying large bags and small bags in their hands, one by one squeezed red and scolded, I just wanted to say, "You can't learn my brother's freedom." ”

"Handsome guy, I see that you have an extraordinary face, and you will become a great weapon in the future!"

I turned my head to see that there was an extra monk at some point. The round head was like an oversized light bulb, and if it weren't for the dark blue coarse cloth monk's robe, it would most likely be used as a broken lamppost.