Chapter 9 is a work of art
A bed of tofu cubes cut with a knife and axe!
Compared with the quilt on his bed, Tang Gen felt that the quilt he folded was scum!
There is no harm if there is no contrast!
No matter how you look at it, I feel that the edge of the quilt is either a little sunken, or the folding angle is not standard, which is a grade worse than Xu Fei's quilt!
This Nima is stacked by a new recruit? The devil believes! He dared to say that he had never seen such a standard tofu block before!
The master's masterpiece is nothing more than that!
It's a work of art!
Tang Gen's face turned serious.
"This, this, this is really what you stacked?" Squad Leader Tang still couldn't believe it.
Xu Fei grinned and nodded, he was still very confident in this quilt. This precision system is really not covered, saying 18 centimeters is 18 centimeters, saying 90 degrees is 90 degrees, not a single point, not a single point.
It's so easy to fold the quilt!
"Come, come, come! Let's take a look! Tang Gen came back to his senses and beckoned everyone to come and see.
"After Xu Fei's unremitting efforts, the quilt has been folded with charm! Take a look, take a look! Give me a good study! ”
"Wow! It's so beautiful! Several people exclaimed in unison.
"It was just perfect!"
"Worship the Great God! Please take my knees. Zhang Xiaodong said.
"How did you do that? I can't believe it. Tang Yuanhua touched the quilt and said.
"I think you're hooked, or you're magical!" Zeng Zixuan actually said it!
"Yes! It's even more standard than a textbook. Wang Hao said without hesitation.
Aren't their textbooks Tangen's quilts!
Tang Gen was not angry, and said, "Look at it! People's hard work will eventually pay off! Others Xu Fei dreamed last night that they were folding quilts! ”
Several people looked left and right around Xu Fei's quilt, and couldn't put it down to touch it, and the quilt was as straight as a stone.
"It's amazing! I didn't expect Xu Fei to have this hand! ”
"That's it! College students are just different! This little brain melon turns! Gee! ”
"That's it! Let's all think about their quilts! Tang Yuanhua, you go to sleep on Lin Tian's bed, Lin Tian, you go to the top bunk. Xu Fei moved to Tang Yuanhua's bed! ”
"Such a beautiful quilt should be placed in the most conspicuous position!" Tang Gen Dao.
Tang Yuanhua has only moved down for a day, and he is opposite Squad Leader Tang, and he is going to give Xu Feiteng a place in the blink of an eye! The boss in his heart is unhappy, but he can't think about it, who told Xu Fei to fold this quilt better than him!
Lin Tian was also depressed, he had to move to the bed above the squad leader, and he felt very uncomfortable!
"Report to the squad leader, I, I love to turn over when I sleep at night, I'm afraid, I'm afraid to roll down." Lin Tian period Ai Ai authentic.
"What are you afraid of! There is a backpack strap so tie it up before you go to bed! Tang Gen said in a non-obsessive tone.
Lin Tian had no choice but to reluctantly start moving places.
Xu Fei, who is in a good mood, also trains very hard, and with the assistance of the system, his walking standards are like robots.
Every swing arm is just the right 30 centimeters, and every step is a standard 75 centimeters. When you walk, you don't squint at the tiger.
"Xu Fei!"
"Here!"
"Get out of the line!"
"Yes!" Xu Fei responded, took a step forward, and stood still.
"Tell me how to walk in unison. March! ”
Tang Gen is knowledgeable, and soon found that Xu Fei's movements in the queue were very standard, and he was specially transferred to everyone as a pacesetter.
Bang Bang Bang!
Xu Fei walked confidently and calmly, looking smooth and rhythmic.
"Stand!"
Syllable!
Xu Fei's right heel leaned against his left heel, and the whole person froze like a javelin.
"See? Look ahead, don't look around. There is also a swing arm, with a slight pause. Xu Fei, do it again! Turn back! March! ”
Tang Gen gave the order, and Xu Fei walked around in front of the queue, feeling so proud in his heart!
"Accurate measurement system, I love you to death!"
Xu Fei shouted wildly in his heart, the system that he had previously degraded as chicken ribs, once he discovered the benefits after using it, immediately became an avid fan of it!
During the break, everyone went to release the water first.
Xu Fei finally went to the toilet and heard two small voices muttering to him.
“…… What's the use of folding the quilt well! It's not that the squad leader finally helped him tidy up. ”
"That's it! You can't eat it as a meal! ”
"Looking at his spirited appearance, I thought he was Long Aotian!"
"People have trained in the military before......"
After Xu Fei came in, the two didn't talk again.
After returning from the water, Tang Gen organized everyone to form a circle and asked everyone to perform their talents in the circle in turn.
Lu Zexi was the vanguard, the first to play, and he played a set of tiger-like Wudang long punches, which caused everyone to scream again and again.
Li Yuyang sang the first Yixing's "One-man Show", and the voice was learned vividly, which sounded a little sad but very good.
Wang Hao danced a ghost step dance, and everyone's emotions were suddenly aroused, and they kept beating him.
"Hey! Our class is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger! Tangen was overjoyed.
When Li Xiaojun arrived, he hesitated and refused to go up, and after being ordered by Tang Gen to go up, he said:
"Class, squad leader, I won't ...... anything"
"Then tell a joke!" Tang Gen Dao.
Li Xiaojun, who was honest, picked his head, thought for a long time and said, "That, that's okay." I'll just talk about one. Once in our village, the villagers picked up their daughters-in-law and set up a few tables for a banquet, and everyone went. I took my grandmother with me. There was a freshly fried hemp ball on the table, and my grandmother said that she hadn't eaten it for a long time, so she ate one if she wanted to. I didn't pay attention to it at the time, and when I was about to go home after eating, I found that my grandmother was gone. I searched for a long time, and finally found her rummaging in the trash. I thought she was going to pick up the garbage and make others laugh at her, so I quickly pulled her away. As she walked, she turned back and pointed to the trash can and shouted, 'I have dentures!' I have dentures! It turned out that her dentures were stained by Ma Yuan, and she was looking for her dentures! ”
Burst!
Li Xiaojun's plain words told a joke that was not a joke, but it made everyone laugh. Imagine the scene of an old lady with a deflated mouth shouting "I have dentures" again and again, and several people are overjoyed!
The atmosphere calmed down, and it was Zeng Zixuan's turn to take the stage.
"Then I'll tell you one."
"My dad owned a coal mine, and a friend of his had a new coal mine at that time, and because he didn't know whether the coal in it was good or not, he sent a batch of coal to quarantine. As a result, the person said that the ingredients were not qualified. His friend was not satisfied, because the ingredients were not up to standard, he was not allowed to mine, so he went to the quarantine station to make trouble, and asked people to compensate him for the coal he sent, saying that it would not work if there was no less piece! He also said that he was going to sue! I couldn't help it, and when I heard that my friend's house had opened a small clinic, I thought of a way to send a woman to send some menstrual blood for a biopsy, and asked if she was pregnant? The result, of course, was that she was not pregnant, so the woman went to make trouble, saying that she would be compensated for 10 billion red blood cells, and not even one less! ”