Zeng Zixuan's joke made everyone laugh on the spot!

"And then?" Wang Hao asked with a grin.

"Later, the mine owner secretly went to withdraw the complaint, and there was no follow-up."

"Zeng Zixuan, what, what is golden blood? Is it golden blood? Li Xiaojun didn't understand.

"It's a woman's menstrual blood!" Lu Zexi's urn on the side explained angrily.

Wang Hao on the other side suddenly pointed at Li Xiaojun and shouted: "There is an honest man here!" Come and bully him, everybody! As he spoke, he clapped his hands and sang:

"Honest man, bully you! Caterpillar, stuffed bag! ……”

Zeng Zixuan, Zhang Xiaodong and Qi Yugang on the side all clapped their hands and joined in, singing in harmony:

"Go to the toilet, don't take you! Pencil case, throw it upstairs! Duty students, all for you! Leave school, not waiting for you! Take out the trash, it's all you! ”

After singing, a few people laughed.

Tang Gen said solemnly: "What are you doing!" Do! Don't bully honest people! ”

"Squad leader, squad leader," Wang Hao explained while laughing, "The honest man is actually a terrier!" ”

"Terrier?"

"Squad leader, you're out! It's a hilarious meme. Everyone's kidding! Qi Yugang also echoed on the side.

"Alright! It seems that I am really outdated. Next. ”

Lin Tian also told a joke.

"I'll tell you a joke about myself. When I was in junior high school, I started learning English, and I didn't usually like to study, so I knew a few words, and I relied on it when I took exams. There was an English test, and the multiple-choice questions were all good, but there was no way to translate the sentences, so I had to guess hard. One question is How are you? I thought what How, are yes, you you mean, so I filled in 'How is you?' ’……”

Someone below is already laughing.

"Who knows that the next translation question is even more ridiculous, how old are you? I don't know, I think old means old, so I filled in 'Why are you always old?' ’……”

As soon as Lin Tian's voice fell, he suddenly laughed wildly.

"And then?" Wang Hao asked.

Later, my English teacher asked me to copy these two sentences a hundred times. I copied it more than 80 times, and she didn't find it. Lin Tiandao.

It was Xu Fei's turn. "Xu Fei! Come on! You have to make people laugh! Tangan half-jokingly said that now it was a joke telling convention.

Anyway, it's not bad to tell jokes during breaks.

Xu Fei held back for a long time and couldn't remember what to say.

"Hurry up! Hurry up! ”

"Xu Fei, come one! Xu Fei, come one! The crowd shouted rhythmically.

"Alright! I'll talk about one. When I used to study, I had a roommate, and he secretly said to me one day, Xu Fei, I'm so sad! I said what's wrong with you? He said my girlfriend was dead! I was shocked and asked him what was going on, and he said he had accidentally pricked his girlfriend with a needle last night and she died! I didn't react at the time, but another roommate happened to hear it and said, "Don't be sad, my girlfriend died like this!" His next sentence, I still remember, he said, he said that we will go to the group to buy another one together! ”

Qi Yugang, Li Yuyang, Lin Tian and others were already laughing back and forth, but Lu Zexi, Li Xiaojun, Wang Hao and others were at a loss.

"What? What do you mean? Li Xiaojun asked confusedly.

"Her girlfriend! Her girlfriend! It's an inflatable doll! Qi Yugang replied breathlessly while laughing.

Flutter!

The few people who reacted afterwards were so happy!

"Xu Fei, you're too bad!" Wang Hao smiled and pointed at Xu Feidao.

Later, I don't know who aimed at Tangen first, and the recruits happily shouted, "Squad leader, come one!" The squad leader has one! ”

Tangen got up and walked to the middle of the circle.

"What! I'll just play a military boxing! "He's going to put on a show for the recruits.

But the recruits weren't buying it. "Change one! Change one! Let's not look at military boxing! Zeng Zixuan was the first to shout.

In the warm atmosphere, the boundaries between the superiors and subordinates of new and old soldiers were blurred.

"We're going to hear jokes! Talk about a troop on it! "The big guys are also involved.

The recruits insisted on listening to jokes.

He began to shout again: "Squad leader, come one!" The squad leader has one! ”

"Uh, good! Good! Let me think about it. Okay, then I'll tell you a joke from a former veteran company. In the past, when our company went out for field training, we once stayed at a local villager's house. The family had their first pigs, and one of them was sick. When our cooking squad leader saw it, he said to take it and take a look. The family said that the pig was stiff and could not be raised, so it was buried. But the cooking squad leader insisted on bringing it over, and said that when the training was over, Bao Zhun would give it back to others for nothing. But he took it back and raised it for a while, and the pig didn't last long, and it was going to die all day long. The cooking squad leader didn't dare to eat it, for fear of illness, so he thought about finding a place to bury it. One day it was my turn to help with the cooking, and in the evening, when it was dark, he asked the family to borrow a stroller, and asked me to pack the sick pigs in the stroller with him, and then pushed them out. After walking a short distance, he met the instructor checking the sentry, and the instructor asked him, why are you going? He said go out for a walk, and asked who this is? The cooking squad leader didn't know which tendon was short-circuited, and when he was in a hurry, he said I, me, my nephew! And the instructor said, "I looked, and when I saw it, I said, Oh, what a good boy, he looks like his uncle!" ”

Burst!

Xu Fei laughed so hard that a mouthful of old blood spurted out! Seeing that Zhang Xiaojun was already rolling on the ground with a smile holding his stomach, Wang Hao was so laughing that he bent his waist and kept coughing, Li Xiaojun grinned and kept talking, and saliva flowed out. Lu Zexi laughed so hard that he kept pounding the ground with his fists. The others were also laughing happily.

……

With the assistance of the system, Xu Fei suddenly felt that folding the quilt was simpler. Every time I hit it three or two times, I folded a beautiful quilt and put it on the bedside to show off.

Finally one day he was discovered by Company Commander Xu, and in addition to being amazed, he directly commended Xu Fei by name in front of the whole company, and called on everyone to visit and learn from experience.

Xu Feile blossomed, and it also stimulated his enthusiasm for using the system. The toothbrush should be arranged in a line, and the soft bristles should be oriented at the same angle? Non-existent, system!

Should the towels be hung in the same order, with straight edges? OK, system!

Even the things in the locker are angular and angular and angular and have become a name that Tang Gen often praises on his lips.

"Look at Xu Fei's!"

"You learn how Xu Fei is placed! Why are you so stupid! ”

"Xu Fei come here, you can help him get it!"

……

Later, Tang Gen directly handed over the housekeeping task of the whole class to him, but everything that passed through Xu Fei's hands was a horizontal and vertical line, which was more accurate than a ruler.

Finally, a week later, the seventh class of recruits won the mobile red flag as he wished, which made Tang Gen very happy!