Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Human Ball

"Raise your head!" Liu Che's cold voice sounded not far from Yunlang.

As soon as Yun Lang raised his head, a whip shadow flung over, and he wanted to avoid it, but unfortunately his neck was stuck in the car, and he only felt the pain like the explosion of his head, and tears flowed down at once.

finally waited for the tears to flow, and then it became clear that the person who whipped him was Liu Che......

Seeing Liu Che start beating people, Wei Qing breathed a long sigh of relief, as long as Liu Che started to punish people, then others would not be qualified to punish Yun Lang again, and the matter of killing people in front of the three armies would disappear.

"Aren't you a good man? Why are you crying? ”

"Pumped to the nose."

"Huh? The reason for this is new. ”

Liu Che was about to lift the whip again as he spoke, when an iron chain on the ground caught his eye, and his brows immediately furrowed, and he glanced at the palace guard next to him.

The palace guard hurriedly pulled a thin iron chain from the ground and dragged it into his arms, and a child-sized figure was dragged out from under the car with a scream.

Yun Lang didn't care about the hot and sore forehead, and stared at this guy who had been talking to him for a long time.

Sure enough, the guy who was dragged out by the palace guards was a dwarf, although he was only three feet tall, his body was fat, and after he landed, he bounced twice on the ground like a meat ball before stopping.

When this guy saw Liu Che, he howled and cried loudly, and then he tried his best to move his little short legs and pounce on Liu Che.

"Your Majesty, ......" The voice was so miserable that even Yun Lang felt pity.

"Get out of here!" Liu Che raised his foot and kicked the dwarf away......

That guy is a drama spirit, obviously Liu Che's feet are not so heavy, but he flew up in the air, and after two circles in mid-air, he fell to the ground again, still bouncing like a ball twice, before stopping three feet away from Liu Che.

Liu Che kicked the dwarf away, then ignored it, looked at Yun Lang and said, "Do you know what's wrong?" ”

Yun Lang cautiously glanced at the whip in Liu Che's hand and said, "You shouldn't kill people when you are ordering troops." ”

It seems that Liu Che still agrees with this explanation, and knocks on the panel of the sill car with a whip and says: "A general who has no flesh and blood courage will become a waste, and I just saw that you still have three points of blood and blood, so I didn't behead you immediately."

In addition to bravery, there is another thing that cannot be violated for the dynasty, that is, rules.

I put the courage of flesh and blood in front of the rules today, which is already considered extraordinarily generous, but although the death penalty is avoided, the living crime cannot be escaped.

Zhang Tang put Yun Lang in the lieutenant's prison...... Sixty days! ”

Zhang Tang promised, Liu Che left, he seemed to come here to draw a whip from Yunlang.

Liu Che left, Yun Lang let out a long breath, in the face of Liu Che, who was decisive in killing, no one could come down easily, especially a person like Yun Lang who obviously made him lose face, it was even more unpredictable.

A gray-haired old man approached Yun Lang, took a closer look at Yun Lang and said to another old man beside him, "Surprisingly young." ”

Another old man also came over to look at Yunlang, stroked his beard and said: "Over the years, those old people in the mountain gate seem to rarely go out of the mountain, and those who go out of the mountain are all young people, and the public loser is only twenty-one years old.

It seems that these young people are all pawns released by others, hehe, those people are really more and more cowardly, and they have long lost the courage of the past, one person and one sword to conquer the world. ”

The white-haired old man who began to look at Yun Lang smiled and said, "Since Your Majesty said that this kid's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, why don't we try it first?" ”

Another white-haired old man smiled and said, "Wonderful, poor old bones, but this old bone has to sleep in the barren mountains and wilderness, and it is not wrong to eat a good meal." ”

The two of them commented, and then left with their bodies slumped, as soon as the two of them left, others also left, Wei Qing smiled and stroked Yun Lang's head and left, he seemed to be very pleased!

It's just that they seem to have forgotten to let Yun Lang out of the car.

The obsessive dwarf looked at Yun Lang with ill will......

"Ha, you were whipped by Your Majesty, ah, yes, what a disobedient boy, you actually made Your Majesty angry, I must teach you a lesson instead of Your Majesty."

Yun Lang watched the damn dwarf come from a distance with a smirk, watched him climb into the car, and then lifted one foot and kicked the guy hard in the belly......

His short little hands couldn't grasp the railing, and he fell off the sill car with a pop, and the place where he fell was a full meter high from the ground, but this guy fell to the ground but did not react much, and after rolling on the ground twice, he got back up.

The dwarf who was kicked out by Yun Lang was very angry, and when he saw that one of Yun Lang's legs was still outside the car, he grabbed Yun Lang's foot and neck with his hand and dragged it back desperately.

"Are you fucking finished?" Yun Lang was furious, being whipped by Liu Che had already made him angry, and this damn dwarf also took the opportunity to bully him.

"I am Your Majesty's favorite Youling, Your Majesty will be happy when you are happy, and if Your Majesty is not happy, I will find a way to make Your Majesty happy, and you damn worm will dare to make His Majesty the Great Emperor unhappy, and I will make you unhappy either......"

This guy spoke very fast, and a large paragraph of words was finished in an instant, but it was rare that the words were correct and round, Yun Lang actually heard the pronunciation of every word clearly, and understood what he meant.

This guy's strength is very strong, Yun Lang tried his best, but he couldn't take his legs back, this bad bastard actually pulled Yun Lang's legs, trying to let Yun Lang's crotch go down and have the most intimate contact with the fence.

Just as Yun Lang was trying his best to tug of war with this damn dwarf, You Chunma appeared behind the dwarf and hissed up, and two bowl-sized hooves trampled down on the dwarf without a head or face.

Don't look at the dwarf is short, but this guy is extremely flexible, and his body rolls out to the side, and the hooves of You Chunma are empty.

Yun Lang took the opportunity to retract that leg, looked at the dwarf who was confronting You Chunma, and said, "We had no hatred in the past, why do you want to toss me when you have no grievances recently?"

Aren't you afraid that Lao Tzu will come out to settle accounts with you after 60 days? ”

The dwarf spat at Yunlang disdainfully and said, "Sixty days? Even if you come out in six hours, you won't be able to find our house, and our family will have already returned to the palace by then.

As for why I want to trouble you, it's because our family just doesn't like you, who let you see Your Majesty kicking me with his foot, that's our family's unique skill. ”

Yun Lang's eyes widened and said, "Your unique skill won't be kicked by someone, right?" ”

The dwarf smiled and said: "This is our family's unique ability to eat, you don't want to snatch it!" After speaking, a large handful of dust fell on Yun Lang's head, and Yun Lang could not avoid it, so he could only keep choking and crying.

For a while, stones, dust, horse manure, weeds, and branches continued to fall on Yun Lang's head, which made him miserable, but he couldn't do anything about it.

When he finally stopped, the dwarf shouted, "Do you dare to find a chance to be whipped by His Majesty?" ”

Yun Lang's mind turned seven or eight circles before he understood the meaning of his words, only to feel his anger rushing towards the heavenly spirit cover, and scolded: "You like to be kicked by Your Majesty as a ball, do you think yes I will like to be whipped by Your Majesty?"

Come here, yes yes will strangle you! ”

The dwarf listened to Yun Lang's scolding, but he didn't think it was angry, but opened his mouth and called Yun Lang sweetly.

You Chunma found the iron chain tied to the dwarf's body, so he took the iron chain in his hand and sent it to Yun Lang, which was very skilled in his daily work.

When the dwarfs who were scolding Yun Lang around the threshold car found that the chain had been wrapped around the railing of the threshold car by Yun Lang, and he was stirring the iron chain with a short wooden stick.

The dwarf scolded, struggling outward, no matter how great his strength was, he was not as strong as Yun Lang after the blessing of the winch.

After a while, this guy was dragged by Yun Lang with a simple winch to the threshold car, because the iron chain was tied to the gnome's feet, and after Yun Lang completely tightened the iron chain, the dwarf was hung upside down on the threshold car.

Yun Lang pinned the iron chain with a short wooden stick, groped and grabbed the dwarf's neck and said, "If you have the ability, you will scold again!" ”

The dwarf struggled and begged: "I'm just a lowly and good man, you are going to be a marquis in the future, why bother to see me as a slut?" ”

Yun Lang said angrily: "People like you deserve to be killed the most, when you have the upper hand, you don't give people a way to live, and when you fall downwind, you mourn and tell each other, as long as I let go of my hand at this time, you bastard don't know how to humiliate me." ”