Chapter 100: Who is the Good Guy?

Yun Lang actually didn't know what to do with this bastard, kill him, he couldn't do it yet, if he wasn't trapped in the threshold car now, it would be a good choice to beat this guy, even so, his fist had already rained down on the dwarf's body through the railing of the threshold car, and he didn't stop until he was tired of fighting.

Right now? This guy can only continue to hang upside down on the side of the car, like a wild boar that has just been shot by him.

Although this guy is not big, there are a lot of tears and saliva, and after a while, the railing of the car is soaked with his saliva and tears.

Coupled with his chattering mouth, Yun Lang had to be plugged with the stone he had thrown over.

"The royal family is unreasonable, he said that he would send me to a prison cell, why are he still locked up in the car."

The dwarf secretly took the stone out of his mouth, and when he looked around and saw that no one was here, he whispered: "You still don't appreciate it when you are good to you, and you still hang me on the threshold car, do you repay your benefactor like this?" ”

Yun Lang smiled: "The way you are good to me is to humiliate me, and throw dust, stones, sticks and weeds on my head?" ”

The dwarf smiled bitterly and said, "I have been with Your Majesty for fifteen years, do you think you know Your Majesty, or do I understand Your Majesty?" ”

Yun Lang was stunned for a moment and said, "Naturally, it's you!" ”

The dwarf said lightly: "I have served His Majesty for fifteen years, and I have been kicked by him for fifteen years, where do you think I got the ability to be beaten?" It was kicked out by His Majesty, kicked, kicked, no matter who was kicked by His Majesty with a bad temper for fifteen years, he would have this ability.

You know? My bones have been broken twenty-seven times, external and internal injuries can be commonplace, and I have vomited seven or eight bowls of blood, if not in a basin.

On the night when His Majesty fell out with Gillian nobles, I broke four ribs, and Lang Zhong in the palace thought that I was dead, but after dawn, I came back to life and was able to eat in large gulps.

Two months later, I was standing in front of His Majesty again, and I could continue to perform for His Majesty, who still liked to kick me so much. ”

Yun Lang's neck couldn't bend, so he could only look ahead and said, "Isn't it possible for Youling to leave Ouchi?" ”

"How can a person like me live without Ouchi? In less than three days, the money I have accumulated over the years will be robbed by others, and if I am lucky enough not to die, begging on the streets should be the best end, and it is better to live in the palace. ”

Yun Lang thought for a while, then let go of the iron chain and let the dwarf fall to the ground, whether what this guy said was true or not, at least this remark moved Yun Lang.

The dwarf sat on the ground and said while arranging the iron chains: "I am very sure that you have offended Your Majesty, Your Majesty is a very stingy person, as long as there is a thorn in his heart, this thorn will take root in his heart, and finally become a prejudice against you."

If you want to have a better life in the future, you have to pull out this thorn, and the more miserable your current situation is, the better the life will be in the future.

If it is so miserable that His Majesty thinks that the punishment you have received far outweighs the offense against him, then this thorn does not exist.

Your Majesty was originally going to whip you three times, but as a result, he was followed by hundreds of civil and military officials, and in order to show his mercy, His Majesty only whipped once, so you have planted a thorn in his heart.

God knows when this thorn will take root......

You know? It's the first time I've eaten beef today, and it's still meat that no one else has ever eaten, and it's something you officially give me to eat like a human being.

Although I Lianjie is short, I have always regarded myself as a husband in my heart, and I will repay you by helping you remove the thorn in Your Majesty's heart.

Listen to me, now while no one makes you miserable and angry, I have seen a lot of heroes, and none of those who are heroes in front of Your Majesty will end well.

Even the great general Wei Qing in the middle of the day, in front of His Majesty, he was soft and temperamental, and he accepted His Majesty's great gift on the high platform, and when he returned to the palace, his kneeling was higher than others. ”

"How?"

"How so? Hehe, the taller ones are not kneeling, but really kneeling, a banquet for an hour and a half, Wei Qing knelt for an hour and a half.

When the banquet was gone, everyone exaggerated the general's courtesy, and no one laughed at the general's submission to His Majesty, because everyone knew that if they encountered such a thing, they would only do more unbearable. ”

Yun Lang was as good as a stream, and he hit the car headlong, and he didn't stop the nosebleed, allowing the nosebleed to flow all over his chin.

He was ready to live for a long time, he was ready to give birth to many children, he was ready to leave his traces to the world, and he was ready to completely bury the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, so he didn't want to die at all.

The dwarf Lian Jie threw a handful of dust on Yun Lang's face again, and climbed onto the threshold car, laboriously tore Yun Lang's shirt, tired and panting, and then fell to the ground on all fours, thinking that it was not appropriate, this guy climbed into the threshold car again, borrowed a little blood from Yun Lang's chin and smeared it on his face, and then lay on the ground, pressing the hooves of You Chunma, leaving several marks on his stomach.

When Zhang Tang came up, Yun Lang's eyes were as red as charcoal, and he didn't speak, but stared at the dwarf Lian Jie, eager to eat him alive.

"Forget it, that's Your Majesty's pistachio, Your Majesty kicks him once, and the general will win a big victory in the north, so if he is renamed Lian Jie by His Majesty, he will be injured by your mount a lot, so let him go."

Zhang Tang knew what was going on just by looking at the scene, he seemed to be very indifferent, it seemed that this Lian Jie was really very popular with the emperor.

Yun Lang said angrily: "I don't know if this person can buy it with money?" I want to buy it back and play it every day! ”

Zhang Tang glanced at Lian Jie, who was lying on the ground, with disdain: "Your Majesty will also ask for a lottery, once you lose interest, just a servant, even if you cut him with a thousand knives, no one will ask."

Such a person is rampant when he gains power, and he is just a dog, and Han Anguo was also humiliated by the slaves back then, and he was humiliated by not caring with them. ”

Yun Lang finally got out of the car, he squatted beside Lian Jie, and Lian Jie was so frightened that he supported Lian Jie with his arms and retreated.

"I'm waiting for you at my house, and when you get to my house, you will definitely spend your life happily, hey, hey, I have a tiger at home, and you will like our family."

"Don't ......" Lian Jie's tears fell, and a chubby dirty face was washed out of two traces, and his whole body trembled with fear.

When Yun Lang saw Liu Che again, his miserable appearance really won Liu Che's favor, and the ministers in the room laughed loudly at the first sight of Yun Lang.

Only Huo Quai, Cao Xiang, and Li Kang, who were sitting outside the big tent, seemed to be about to erupt fire in their eyes.

Liu Che enjoyed Yun Lang's embarrassment very much, and raised his glass to the elderly Fei Tong and said: "Resisting the hands of slaves, these guys with eyes on the door of their heads are the most profound lessons. ”

Fei Tong laughed and said: "Young people should endure all the sufferings of the world, suffer all the hardships of the world, and suffer the losses they should eat, and then they will know that the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so that they can be used only after three ups and downs." ”

Liu Che said with a smile: "It's enough to learn, and you have to continue to polish your temperament, but you can't polish your temperament, and they all become slippery balls, which is also a disaster for the Han Kingdom." ”

Fei Tong smiled and said to Yun Lang, who was standing awkwardly in the middle of the tent: "Eat a trench and grow wise, it's not a bad thing for young people to suffer a little loss, prepare when you go home, the old man wants to go to your house to taste the means of the world's first cook said by His Majesty." ”

Wei Qing hurriedly arched his hand on the side and said, "Fei Gong is in love." ”

Then he shouted at Yun Lang: "Why don't you go down to change clothes and wash, does this look good?" ”

Yun Lang knew that his goal had been achieved, and he knelt down on one knee and saluted Liu Che and said, "Weichen has thanked Your Majesty for your kindness. ”

Liu Che put down his wine glass and said: "I thought that the punishment was light, since you still haven't avoided the punishment, it should be regarded as my punishment of you has ended, and if you are still like this from now on, the two crimes will be punished together." ”

Yun Lang left the big tent as soon as he promised, although he was loved by the real boss, he didn't have half of his nostalgia here.

The words here are very fake, and the smile is also fake, if you have the skills to deal with these people, it is better to go and see Huo Quai's happy face.