Chapter 141: It Turns Out to Be Really Itchy!
More than 20,000 monkeys!
That's a staggering number.
But Jiang Xiaofan came to take a private lesson, not a group class.
Even if it is a group class, more than 200 people will be killed.
Giving lessons to more than 20,000 monkeys is difficult to go to heaven!
It can be said that it is simply a dream.
Not to mention the class, the monkey may be louder than him by then!
"This, the Great Sage probably can't do it!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong also knew that this matter was a little difficult, and said: "Then forget it, let's start first, hey, why don't the Three Realms fight and kill, why do you have to start this culture now..."
"The shrimp soldiers and crab generals under the Dragon King next door are all educated, which led to the last time our monkeys from Huaguo Mountain went to compete with others, and they were scolded back by others without saying a word!"
Dragon King?
Is it the one in the East China Sea?
Jiang Xiaofan remembers that the Dragon King was beaten by the Monkey King in Journey to the West!
In the original era of fighting, the dragon king didn't dare to do anything more with Sun Wukong, but now that it is the cultural era, this dragon king dares to bb!
Now Jiang Xiaofan gradually understands why Sun Wukong wants to let more than 20,000 monkeys learn knowledge.
It's definitely uncomfortable to be bullied by a defeated general of the Dragon King every day!
"Great Sage, what you said, let's think about it!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong stared at Jiang Xiaofan and said, "You agreed?"
"I just said try it, I don't know what the result will be? After all, he has never done this thing to teach more than 20,000 monkeys!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong said: "That gentleman wants to give it a try?
Then Sun Wukong shouted to the sky: "Children, come out!"
As soon as the words fell.
From all directions, tens of thousands of monkeys rushed out together, and the roof, ground, and walls of the entire Water Curtain Cave were now full of monkeys.
What a concept of 20,000 monkeys!
Have you ever seen ants move?
Well, looking down at ants from above, the number of ants can make your scalp tingle and make the dense dreaders scream!
That's the concept of the monkeys present now!
"Children, call the teacher!" Sun Wukong ordered.
The whole bunch of monkeys and grandchildren shouted, "Teacher, teacher!"
Their voices are loud and chirping!
Jiang Xiaofan's ears hurt when he listened!
Forget it, since it's the idol's little brother, let's give it a try!
So many monkeys!
It shouldn't be very difficult to hand, right?
He opened the bamboo slip, which was given to him by Wen Quxing, and it was Sun Wukong's teaching record!
When he saw it, he was dumbfounded.
I didn't expect that Sun Wukong would only write the four words Monkey King now, and as for the three words of the Monkey King, he would not write the Monkey at all, but would only write the word King one by one!
This is equivalent to no foundation!
And if you look carefully at the records on the bamboo slips, you can find that Wenquxing has come here to take classes many times!
It took so many hours to learn such a few words!
Jiang Xiaofan said that the pressure is great, a Monkey King, and a Lingming stone monkey, with a monkey with wisdom, it is so difficult to learn a few words, and now I have to teach 20,000 monkeys to read!
Jiang Xiaofan felt that it was really better to kill him directly with a knife!
But the most important thing to be a man is to be happy, Sun Wukong asked him to teach these monkeys, maybe just teach some fur, and many things should not be involved.
"Then the Great Sage, how far do you want your monkey monkey grandson to learn?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.
"If you can, let them learn to write their own names as well, and then learn numbers!" said Sun Wukong.
Jiang Xiaofan: "......"
He seems to have told Sun Wukong, Great Sage, you are so smart that you haven't learned your own name, can other monkeys do?
This is not to say that Jiang Xiaofan discriminates against other monkeys, but because, this is the case!
Other monkeys, some of them are hard to finish talking about now!
This is a big project, and it can also be said that it is an impossible project!
"I'll try it!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Then he looked back at all the monkeys and laughed, "I am your teacher, you can call me Mr. Jiang!"
To be honest, those monkeys were actually very smart, watching Jiang Xiaofan stretch out his hand.
Jiang Xiaofan was stunned, it doesn't seem to be difficult!
Compared to monkeys, what is different from people is a body of hair, and after this body of hair disappears, the rest is a person!
So Jiang Xiaofan saw hope and taught a group of monkeys to recognize numbers first!
He stretched out his finger, only one finger: "1!"
The monkeys shouted too!
But it's just a big problem, 20,000 monkeys, each of them scratching their heads, and scratching their own bodies!
After Jiang Xiaofan taught for a while, he found that some monkeys would 1
I learned it, and I could barely read it, but some monkeys couldn't.
And those monkeys who can't basically have small movements in class!
This......
What the hell is going on!
At first, he thought that monkey scratching was a culture among monkeys, but he realized that he was wrong.
Because there was a monkey that kept scratching his hand, and he looked very violent, and he scratched off the hair on his hand, and there was bleeding in some places.
Even if it's a culture, it's not so ruthless.
If you continue like this, aren't you afraid of your own death?
But it doesn't seem to be, the other monkeys went to help the monkey!
Jiang Xiaofan looked at Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, why, do you want to catch yourself so hard?"
Sun Wukong was also scratching his body at this time, and when he heard a voice, he said, "Because it's itchy!"
Itchy?
No way!
It turns out that it is not a monkey culture!
It's because it's itchy!
Jiang Xiaofan understands!
"Don't you have any toilet water here?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.
In general, the creatures on monkeys are lice and fleas!
These two things can basically be solved with a bottle of toilet water!
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "What is this flower water you are talking about?"
Jiang Xiaofan was stunned: "You don't know?"
"I don't know!" Sun Wukong shook his head.
"Damn, what about the six gods?" Jiang Xiaofan asked again.
"What is that? That is that immortal?" Sun Wukong looked confused again!
Jiang Xiaofan understood, there is no Six Gods Flower Dew Water at all!
I don't think these monkeys have even seen toilet water!
Hey, poor monkeys!
No wonder I can't study well now, it's itchy every day, it's strange to study well!
"You itch, I can solve it, you wait for me!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Then Jiang Xiaofan went directly back to his own world, it was already dark, he found a supermarket casually, saw the Liushen Flower Water placed there, and bought it all without saying a word.
Then, continue to go to the fairy world!
As soon as I closed my eyes and opened them, I arrived at Huaguo Mountain!
Now he was carrying several packs of six gods, and when he saw those itchy monkeys, he said, "Use this!"