Chapter 142: Itch There, Touch There
Use this!
Jiang Xiaofan handed out the Six Gods Flower Dew Water!
Sun Wukong took the flower water: "Can you drink this?"
"Of course it's not drinking, but touching, it's itchy there!" Jiang Xiaofan said on the side.
Sun Wukong opened the bottle cap and touched the itchy part of himself.
A chill appears on the skin.
Sun Wukong found that he really didn't itch at all, and it worked immediately!
"What the hell is this thing? Why is it so easy to use? I only have this feeling once, that is, when I was in the daughter country with my master, I accidentally drank the water of the Zimu River and became pregnant, and it all worked in one second!" Sun Wukong said.
"This thing is a flower dew divine water, which is very effective in relieving itching, let other monkeys and monkey grandchildren use it, you can stop itching!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong's trial worked, and he was very excited to hand over the toilet water!
More than 20,000 monkeys and monkeys, almost all of them were used, first poured on their hands, and then wiped on their bodies.
It's almost all tickling.
The monkeys don't scratch their bodies anymore.
Sure enough, scratching the body is not a culture at all, but because it is too itchy!
After the itching stopped, I couldn't see a few monkeys moving anymore, and they were all listening to the lecture seriously!
Jiang Xiaofan started teaching in the front, but after only half an hour, he even learned 2!
It's terrifying.
At least, it is higher than the talent of the students Jiang Xiaofan met before!
Sure enough, the sentence is right, monkeys are the closest creatures to humans, and they learn as fast as humans.
What's more, these monkeys are Huaguo monkeys!
That's the most important point!
Sun Wukong also learned the word "beautiful monkey" during this time.
I can write my own name completely.
Monkey King!
Sure enough, it's because of lice on your body!
Jiang Xiaofan is now very satisfied with his results, he immediately smiled, glanced at the time, it was almost time to go, the private lesson was not long, and he posted all the rest time.
"Great Sage, I'll go first!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong was very excited, because this time his monkey monkey grandchildren learned something, you must know that when Wenqu Xing came before, he didn't learn anything.
This teacher in front of him is still a little good!
"Wait a minute!" said Sun Wukong.
"Something?" Jiang Xiaofan looked back at Sun Wukong and said.
"You have taught me so many monkeys and monkeys, I must thank you!" Sun Wukong said.
When Jiang Xiaofan heard it, it turned out to be this thing: "No thanks, little meaning!"
Sun Wukong Monkey King is his idol, do something for his idol, Jiang Xiaofan doesn't care, after all, just take a photo with Sun Wukong just now, he has already made a lot of money.
"No, I, Sun Wukong, have always been a person who will repay kindness, and I am now being a Buddha who fights to defeat the Buddha, and my Buddha is compassionate, so I should repay it even more!" Sun Wukong said: "What do you want, just say it!"
What does Jiang Xiaofan want? Jiang Xiaofan wants everything!
There are so many things he wants to learn.
It would be nice to learn spells from Sun Wukong!
Seventy-two changes, and 108,000 miles of that kind of supernatural power, of course, fiery eyes are also good, no matter how bad it is, the great product of the heavenly immortal trick can also be!
As long as you learn one, you can mix up in the world!
"Since... Since that's the case, just pass me a random spell!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
He wanted to learn spells, but he couldn't tell if he wanted to!
It's up to Sun Wukong to give him!
"Learn casually?" Sun Wukong frowned: "You still want me to pass it on casually, or I will wear one of your magical powers!"
Are you sure?
Jiang Xiaofan's eyes lit up, hoping that it was 108,000 miles, and he could go to many places with a heel, it was exciting to think about it, imagine that Jiang Xiaofan would not have to take a car when he returned to his hometown in the future, he could directly turn his head back home, and he could turn back again!
Just see what Sun Wukong is giving now.
Jiang Xiaofan has been silently reciting 108,000 miles in his heart.
But Sun Wukong said: "You let me pass it on casually, then I'll teach you some stones into gold!"
Jiang Xiaofan was originally very excited, but at this time, his interest was directly dispelled!
What the hell is it that a stone turns into gold, and a stone turns into gold?
Jiang Xiaofan doesn't need this thing, he just wants money to tell the God of Wealth, does he still need to turn stones into gold by himself?
But Jiang Xiaofan can't say no, after all, this is a magical power given for nothing!
"Is it the one that turns stones into gold?" Jiang Xiaofan asked tentatively.
Let's see if Sun Wukong will change his mind.
"Nature is not ......," Sun Wukong said.
"That's?" Jiang Xiaofan's eyes lit up.
"Turning stones into gold is a magical power that uses stones to change, you can turn stones into gold, or you can use stones for other ......," Sun Wukong explained.
When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he understood, it turned out that he could not only turn into gold, but also do something else, that is, use stones to change magical powers!
This thing has to be learned, it must be learned!
"Thank you Great Sage!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong walked up to Jiang Xiaofan, stretched out his finger, and pointed over!
The hairy finger was directly pointed at Jiang Xiaofan's eyebrows!
Jiang Xiaofan immediately felt that a lot of strange words appeared in his mind!
That's how to turn stones into gold!
The Great Sage is still a cow, and he can pass on the spell with just one finger!
Jiang Xiaofan quickly learned the spell, and everything was understood.
Now he understands this bit of gold cowhide!
It's not just a little bit of gold!
Terrible!
It's not a great sage.
When encountering so many immortals, only the Great Sage is the most generous!
If you think about it carefully, it's not because the Great Sage is powerful!
"Great Sage, if there is nothing else, I'll leave first, and we'll see you in the next private lesson!" Jiang Xiaofan said.
"Okay!" Sun Wukong said: "But next time you come, can you bring more things......?" What kind of dried bananas, and that milk...... It's delicious!"
"No problem!" Jiang Xiaofan said: "There is also this flower dew divine water, there will also be it!"
"This flower dew divine water must be there, absolutely necessary!" Sun Wukong shouted.
"No problem!"
Jiang Xiaofan walked out of the Water Curtain Cave.
This time, it was the four monkeys, holding his legs, walking like flying, running out of the water curtain cave!
It's fast!
Whoosh passed.
When he arrived outside the Water Curtain Cave, he looked back and found that countless monkeys and monkeys were looking at him, as if they were sending him away.
People who watched such pictures were shocked.
It's like going to the mountains to teach, and when I want to leave, the children in the mountain school look at the teacher's picture!
Jiang Xiaofan didn't stay long, and it was time to leave.
Open your eyes and close your eyes!
It's time to go to the mortal world.
Jiang Xiaofan returned to school and was about to drive home, but now that there is no one on campus, only the security guards are in the jungle, it seems that Han Qingqing should have gone home.
Jiang Xiaofan got into the car and was just about to leave, but the phone rang.