The moment the Yunda master fell into the pit, he was stunned.

Without the slightest preparation, not even the slightest intuition, the whole manure tank rippled like this, and with a loud bang, the wooden plank under the feet and the latrine wall on the left side shook open instantly.

This feeling is unprecedented.

He didn't understand, what was going on?

How did you fall into the manure pit?

The whole cesspool was still rippling, and the people outside were boiling more and more, and he reached out and grabbed the corner of the broken wall, trying to get up, but then, he flinched.

I only heard the disciples cry out: "The master is inside!" The master is inside!

On second thought, no.

Why is there such a loud noise, and why is it that the surface of the lake shakes, even knocking down the walls and the wooden planks that are treaded. This sudden and strange scene made his heart numb.

I couldn't help but echo what those people had just said, the gods descended to earth or the heavens were damned.

Right now, how do you look like God's damnation?

If the people outside knew that the deception hit his pit, and he happened to be using the toilet, would there be any bad remarks that were unfavorable to Yunfu.

What's more, there are so many people outside, so many people, if they watch his crawl out of here, it will be a shame to throw it to the ancestors.

Although Yunda is a gentleman, he has his own attitude: Yunfu is important, and his own face is also important.

And there is only one way to protect these two: let them not find themselves and sneak ashore. As long as these people didn't see him, he could say that he had actually come out of there a long time ago.

Damnation? How could God punish Yunfu for no reason?

Shame, that's even less so. If you don't get caught, you can pretend it didn't happen. It's similar to modern people cheating, what is cheating? It's only if you get caught.

Sagacious.

Yun Da made a quick decision, and instantly sank into the manure tank, with the century-old honor and disgrace of Yunfu and the face he liked the most, and disappeared without a trace.

Forbear.

The manure tank really stinks, it stinks to the point that it can't be described, after all, it is a thousand islands, and there is also for thousands of people, mixed together, plus summer fermentation, sour, but he can bear it.

Overmatch.

With one or two hundred years of internal strength, Yun Da is a strong man, and the strong have a strong way of holding his breath, at the moment of sinking, he took a deep breath, quickly operated the internal force, and transported the qi to the chest cavity, and could hold half a pillar of incense for a long time.

Proud.

Ask this world, I am afraid that there are less than ten people who can hold the clouds in the pit for so long.

Pain in the butt.

it! Are the disciples so fast? Which bamboo pole stabbed wildly, Yunda dodged left and right, but the little girl was right, the manure tank was sticky, and it was always too late to dodge, and she was poked in the gut.

"Like...... It seems to have been poked at the master's house! There was a shout from the shore.

Yun Da scolded in his heart, so he had to sink more and more, but he sank about four meters to the bottom.

"Get a longer stick! I just seem to have poked! Right! The longest one! There was another shout from the shore.

……

Yun Da shook his fist angrily, and found that his hand felt soft, judging that it should be the he had pulled recently.

No, if you stay in this place, sooner or later you will find out more than this group of disciples, and you will have to go somewhere else. Where to go? Yun Da felt everywhere, but found that there was no edge except for dung.

How big is this manure tank in the Kuril Islands? It is estimated that it should be nearly 100 meters.

Do you want to swim a hundred meters away?!

After holding it for so long, Yunda's internal strength needs to flow, so he had to open his mouth slightly, spit out a few bubbles, and ate some by the way. After eating a little, I was so nauseous that I subconsciously wanted to vomit.

At this difficult time, he suddenly had an idea.

You don't need to swim 100 meters away, there are a row of thatched pits here, just go to the back of a few thatched pits, climb up, hide inside, and wait for people to disperse, and then find a way.

Yun Da has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, although he can't see the surroundings in the manure tank, but he has a strong sense of direction, he immediately reversed his direction and swam towards the toilet next to him very accurately.

After swimming for about ten meters, Yun Da Dang began to go upstream, and soon, he saw the light, and the light was the middle of the two planks when the latrine squatted down.

I sped up, after all, I was extremely uncomfortable.

Dipping his head into the middle of the two planks, the whole person of the Yun Da master trembled. He didn't know why he was shaking, maybe it was because he was holding it for too long, maybe it was because it stinked, maybe it was because he was angry.

Open your mouth and spit out some chewed.

A bout of nausea.

I endured it, and I didn't dare to vomit, for fear that people would hear it.

He stretched out his hand and gently dismantled the plank, for fear of making a noise for people to notice, and after removing a piece, he climbed up, only to hear the sound of slopbling, feces and urine on the ground.

I'm cloudy, and I'm going to be damned?! The master of Yunda trembled more and more.

As soon as I lowered my head, I found that my pants were not tied properly, and at this time they were fading to my ankles due to feces and urine, so I quickly pulled them up, slippery, and couldn't tie them. The sound of these dung, and the pampered identity of Yunda's master since he was a child, made his life worse than death.

Endure......

I can't bear ......

Since it was a curse, he didn't know what else to do except endure it at the moment.

I can only hope that these good deeds will disperse and that they will quietly get out of here.

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"No, what about us?!" After the disciple poked the bamboo violently, he found that there was indeed no one inside, and he was anxious for a while.

"Could it be...... Damnation will give the master ......" The other disciple lowered his voice and pointed to heaven with a finger.

As soon as the words fell, the faces of the disciples became solemn and full of fear.

There was a strange loud noise, and the entire lake exploded like never before, and it just blew up this latrine, and it was so coincidental that Yun Da was in it. It's not damned, what is it?!

The most terrifying thing is that the owner is actually ......

Gone?!

A few people, you look at me, I look at you, right now, except for being taken by heaven, it seems that there is no other reason.

"Hey! Is Yunda really going to the toilet inside?! ”

"That's right! Could it be that this day I knew that Yun Da was in charge, so I ......"

"Good fellow, this is a once-in-a-century curse! What is the boss of Yunda?! Not long ago, didn't Tianling say that he was the number one in the world in the future? ”

"I see, the order of heaven is man-made. Maybe God can't look past it, so God will punish it. In other words, the number of Yunfu gas is going to be broken! ”

A few good deeds fanned the flames, and when they turned their heads, they saw that it was someone from Yelu's mansion. Yelu and Yunfu have always been mortal enemies, and now they are grasping the handle. But even though the people who were angry with Jerod were so angry, the disciples were afraid.

They all got goosebumps.

"Don't even think about it. Where are we in charge, what will happen to God?! One of the disciples immediately looked around, took chances, and said, "Could it be that he didn't enter this pit?" ”

"How is that possible, this is it."

"yes, we all watched it go in. That's it. ”

"Look at the others." The disciple gritted his teeth: "Even if it is a curse, I will die to see the corpse." Looking around, poking all the latrines in the back, I was stunned and rushed to the bottom of the other latrines. ”

It makes a lot of sense.

Several people, each with a bamboo pole, immediately rushed towards the dozens of latrines behind.

……

Yun Da Master listened.

Closed his eyes in despair.

I could only hear the nearby huts being dragged open one by one by these dog-day disciples.

Yun Da Boss sighed deeply, and a fierce man stabbed down again.

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"What do you say? Yunda master toilet? Didn't I say that the thatched house over there is not allowed to be used?! ”

When Shi Gong heard this, his face changed suddenly. The power of this bomb just now, he saw with his own eyes, if it happened to hit the Yunda master, it would be either dead or injured.

"Blocked, too. But Yun Da was in a hurry, and this made it really weird, so I didn't listen to it. But the master doesn't have to worry, the toilet is only poured to one side, and Yunda has a deep martial arts, so it must be fine. I just don't know why it suddenly exploded, and the whole lake is ...... Could it be a curse? ”

Shi Gong waved his hand and interrupted him.

He glanced at Lin Jianqiu, and just wanted to say that it was not God's curse, but the martial arts of Lin Zhangmen, but saw Lin Jianqiu put his hand on his mouth and nodded, and arched his hand again. So I didn't go any further.

It seems that Lin Jianqiu doesn't want others to know that he has such deep martial arts, and he really hides it. Shi Gong thought to himself.

"Oops! Oops! Oops! Master! The big boss can't find it! They said he was taken by heaven! One of the disciples came in a hurry, sounding anxious.

"Nonsense, what a damnation! I am within the range of the Thousand Islands, how can there be a damnation?! Shi Gong angrily reprimanded.

The disciple felt that he had said the wrong thing, and threw himself to his knees.

The disciple was speechless and said something wrong. That...... That...... After a loud bang, the big boss of the cloud disappeared! ”

"How could it be gone? It's a big deal to fall into the pit, how can it be gone! ”

"It's really gone, all the huts have been found, no!"

When Shi Gong heard this, he was stunned, and then raised his leg and walked outside: "Let's go, take a look." ”

Lin Jianqiu followed, and what was depressing was that as soon as these people went out, they flew up with light skills, and instantly flew dozens of meters away, leaving him far behind.

Lin Jianqiu had no choice but to run all the way and follow along.

In the air, Shi Gong stepped on the leaves and flew over quickly, turned his head to take a look, but did not see Lin Jianqiu, so he stopped and walked back, and found that Lin Jianqiu was running all the way behind and did not perform light skills.

This person, not only hidden, but also low-key to such a low level, it seems, this person is extraordinary. Shi Gong thought to himself.

"Xu Zhibi?"

Lin Jianqiu ran to the side of the lake, and could see Shi Gong standing on the side of the pit commanding something from a distance, and Xu Zhibi's body was too weak compared to these tall and tall warriors, so he was squeezed to the edge by them.

I saw Xu Zhibi holding a pen and a special interview board, and he had already drawn several pictures. He was surrounded by a number of samurai, all of whom watched with interest.

"Disciple to meet the master." Seeing Lin Jianqiu coming, Xu Zhibi immediately bent down and bowed, putting things aside.

"Ouch, this is the legendary Master Lin, right?" A samurai was obviously very excited, and took out a business card from the Lin family media from his arms: "I also bought this, it's really a rare thing." ”

"The head of Lin's media is so young! You're in a class of your own. ”

The surrounding warriors immediately focused their eyes on Lin Jianqiu's body.

"Master, look, this is a painting from the time of the explosion. I happened to be there and saw it, but this was a sketch. You taught me to draw the news as fast as I could. ”

Xu Zhibi took out the painting below and handed it to Lin Jianqiu.

When he speaks, he is proud, and the content of the painting is indeed worthy of his pride.

From a professional point of view, the painting is very good, and he has only taught it once, and he has not taught it in detail, only briefly talking about the storyboard, but Xu Zhibi used it very well in this interview, and he can even be said to be sophisticated.

"This one is drawn in more detail, you see......"

Xu Zhibi took out another painting, and as soon as he took it out, everyone around him laughed. I saw two disciples holding bamboo poles and poking wildly at the meal, looking ridiculous. Lin Jianqiu still didn't speak, and stretched out his finger to point to his other paintings.

Xu Zhibi hurriedly took it out and said, "This is the picture of heaven's damnation." ”

"Give it all to me." Lin Jianqiu stretched out his hand.

Xu Zhibi saw that his master's face was wrong, and hurriedly handed all the paintings, including the unfinished ones, to Lin Jianqiu. Lin Jianqiu took it, looked at it one by one, took one part, and handed the other part to him.

"The part of God's damnation, and the part of Yunda's master, are not allowed to be painted or reported." Lin Jianqiu looked at Xu Zhibi seriously: "News people, you can't publish fake news until you have figured out the facts. ”

"But the big boss of the cloud has indeed fallen in."

"How do you know he's fallen in? Did you see that? Lin Jianqiu asked rhetorically.

Xu Zhibi no longer dared to speak, and immediately nodded obediently.

Lin Jianqiu has his own attitude.

First of all, Liang Zi with Yunfu belongs to Liang Zi, and in other aspects, he can be defeated by the media. Not at this moment. This time, he accidentally injured the other party by throwing a grenade, and he was at fault. And a man, a man of a big gang fell into the manure pit.

This kind of news, if it is put on the news network, will definitely attract a full house.

But such a fullness, Lin Jianqiu didn't want it.

It was a man who fought in a dignified manner, using the media to write articles on other reports in Yunfu, instead of describing him for such an embarrassing moment, to make profit and ridicule.

This is the attitude of Lin's media.

Moreover, the media only reports the facts. It's almost impossible. Neither modern nor ancient, it is impossible. In modern times, the media is the mouthpiece of the party, and this is what he learned from his first lesson in journalism.

It is the mouthpiece of the party, not the mouthpiece of the common people.

And in ancient times, it was the same. Be discretionary.

If it is written as a curse, then it is indeed unfavorable to Yunfu to make him twice the result with half the effort, but it is also unfavorable to Qiandao. After all, this is something that happened on the border of the Thousand Islands, and the future father-in-law can't be pitted.

In this dynasty, the media is Lin Jianqiu's family, so whose mouthpiece is it?

Similarly, it is not the mouthpiece of the common people, but the mouthpiece of Lin Jianqiu.

"That'...... What did the disciple write? This matter is so sensational, according to what you said, what kind of sensation we report, don't we report it? Xu Zhibi asked.

"You can write about how lively it was here, there was a strange loud noise, and the water exploded. You can draw dead rain on the water, crowds surging around the lake, or you can interview a few people and tell them about their sightings. Removing the content of Damnation and Cloud Master, there is a lot to write about. ”

"What's going on here? How to write? ”

"No one knows what just happened, you can write: to know what happened next, and listen to the next breakdown. Make a story meeting. ”

As soon as he said this, Xu Zhibi suddenly became enlightened.

The master is the master in the end, and he turned a report into a story meeting that can be serialized.

"I don't know where the Yunda master went, I've searched all over that piece, but I haven't seen it." A samurai stretched out his hand and pointed to the latrine: "It's really strange that I didn't see it even when I turned it upside down." ”

"I know where he went." Lin Jianqiu's tone was affirmative.

After speaking, he walked to Shi Gong's side.

"Actually, whether you report it or not, you all know that the Yunda master has fallen into a pit......" A warrior said when he saw Lin Jianqiu walking away.

Hahahaha......

The people around laughed.

Yunfu has been oppressing the Quartet for many years and has offended many people, and these people only feel happy.

And Xu Zhibi honestly followed what the master said, and no longer painted Yun Da Master, nor did he paint God's curse. He understands that the master must have the master's reasoning, although he doesn't know what the reasoning is, but he has to listen.

Some news, even if it is well known, cannot be reported.

。 Stealing incense