"Cloud Master! Cannot! ”

The little apprentice stepped forward and wanted to hold Yun Da in charge, but was stopped by the disciples of Yun Mansion.

"Where did the kid come from, talking nonsense, so Shi Gong can give such an order?"

"That's it...... Don't let people poop anymore? ”

It is true that no one believes this little apprentice, let alone Yunfu, the other people who were resting in the nearby lotus pond also had fun after hearing this, laughed, and arched their hands towards the disciples of Yunfu, which can be regarded as having said hello.

"You!" The little apprentice was young, and when he saw that Yunfu didn't even listen to the master's orders, and bullied himself, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, turned around and ran in the direction of Shi Gong.

You have to tell the senior brothers, let the senior brother tell the master, and you can't cure him! The little apprentice thought to himself.

Yun Da walked quickly into the latrine.

This latrine is similar everywhere, and the latrine of the poor family is resting on two boards, and there is a large vat at the bottom, which is used as a manure tank. Because there are few poor families, so in a month or two months, when the vat under the bottom is full to seven or eight minutes, take a big dung spoon and take some away.

Manure is a good thing, and it is best to use it for watering vegetables, but when there are many vegetables, manure is not enough.

Therefore, the manure tank of a large family is very large, because there will not be only one latrine, but a row.

Take the island of Shigong as an example, it can accommodate hundreds of people at one time, the latrines are arranged by the lake, and the sewer pipes are also used to rest the sewer pipes inside, all the way to the vegetable garden.

The latrine here can accommodate 50 people at the same time.

This kind of scale is not comparable to the kind of official mansion outside. The mansion of the official is less than one-tenth the size of the island of Shigong, which is not an order of magnitude.

Naturally, this is not the largest island in Shigong, so it's above average.

The large manure tank under this row of latrines can accommodate people to go to the toilet thousands of times, even in the peak season of the vegetable garden. And it's very comfortable.

As soon as Yun Da walked to the toilet, he suddenly remembered something and immediately turned back.

"You, send a few people to Huacheng, and think of burning down the nest of the Lin family's media." Yun Da Master kept his voice extremely low. He was so angry and angry that he wanted to burn down Lin's media now.

"Secretly, don't let people find out, burn a fine light for Lao Tzu." He added.

is bright and fair, and he can't get along with this gentleman boy.

After giving the order, he felt that the depression in his heart was slightly relaxed, although he could fight Lin Jianqiu in a few days and kill this guy directly, but he couldn't bear it in the past few days, if he burned the lair of the Lin media in the past few days, it would be enjoyable.

He only felt that his stomach was rolling more and more, and he wanted to trot all the way into the toilet, but for the sake of face and identity, he didn't want people to see the dignified Yunfu boss going to the toilet embarrassed, so he still slowed down and put his hands behind his back.

Official step, slow walking, temperament.

"Look, that is the young master of Yunfu."

"It's not that he is in charge, Old Man Yun is gone, he is now in charge."

A few disciples resting by the lotus pond secretly stretched out their fingers and pointed at the back of the Yun Da master, and there were many discussions.

"Really? So young! I've heard people say this is the first time I've seen it. A disciple in his thirties stroked his beard and lengthened his neck. People in the rivers and lakes have never seen Yunda masters, and it is normal, there are no photos and no Internet at that time, and they often just admire the name for a long time.

"It's a pity that I only saw a back."

"It'll come out in a while, let's go over a little and recognize each other."

"Good idea. Once this Yunfu and Qiandao marriage agreement are made, it will be terrible, this opportunity is good, it happens that Yunda is in charge of this, and it is excellent to recognize a familiar face. ”

The people outside only felt that the scenery of Yunda was infinite, but the mood of Yunda who walked into the toilet was extremely low.

Ay......

He sighed, quickly untied his belt, and crouched down.

"Damn, this Lin Jianqiu." Yun Da scolded secretly, regretting not being at the beginning: "Trick Lao Tzu all the way." ”

As he spoke, he lowered his head and grabbed his hair: "And that Miss Shi, what a?" If it weren't for your Lao Tzu being Shi Gong, I would have taken a fancy to you?! When I see me, I'll vomit and spit on your. ”

I only listened with a slight force.

Call......

Yun Da Master breathed a sigh of relief and was a lot more relaxed.

"What's next? This old man Shi seems to be very dissatisfied with me, and he is competing to recruit relatives? How can I win? Speaking of this, Yun Da's brows tightened more and more.

Compared with when his father was there, he only needed to be a gentleman and be at ease, which was indeed much more difficult.

"There is no queen thing, just a girl still picks and chooses, and she doesn't look at her daughter's wild appearance, except for being good-looking, she is useless. If it's not good, she won't be able to give birth to a son. ”

Yun Da covered his face, depressed and unbearable for a while.

Lin's Media...... Even if I can't take Shi Gong, I have to step on this bird's big ......."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud bang outside!

"What the hell?!" Yun Da was so frightened that half of the was scared off, and half of it was suffocated. Then, I only felt a surge in the manure tank underneath, and instinctively lowered my head.

Rumble......

Aftershocks came.

Fortunately, it didn't break the manure tank, but the dirt in the manure tank churned up, spraying Yun Da Boss's face and buttocks, and his mouth full.

？？？

Yun Da raised his head and spat out a bubble.

A wave of nausea churned, and suddenly he was so disgusted that his intestines were about to vomit out, and he hurriedly squatted and quickly touched the banana leaves beside him. In this era, banana leaves are used to wipe the buttocks, and the banana leaves are not fresh, but after being sun-dried, they are thin and soft.

Ordinary people don't have such good things, and they all use bamboo slices to shave their butts.

"My*& ）& （*& *（& *！ ”

Yun Da scolded the master, his buttocks were all over his face, but there was only one banana leaf in his hand, whether to wipe his face or his buttocks, this is a philosophical question.

"Damn......" Yun Da couldn't help but scold again, and subconsciously picked up his clothes and tried to wipe them, but when he saw that the clothes were also very dirty, he pouted, and couldn't make up his mind for a while.

"Hey, hey! What was that sound just now?! Be...... What a thing! ”

"Look! The whole lake is swinging! ”

"Did the gods descend to earth?!"

"God bless?!"

After this sound, the lake was instantly full of people, and the samurai flew here one by one with light skills. The first reaction of these people was surprisingly unanimous, not that it was a weapon, but that it was a curse from the gods, or that it was a curse from the gods.

"Come and see! It's strange here! A voice of a good deed carried by a strong internal force came from afar.

More and more people flew towards this direction.

"Master!" Outside, the disciple's anxious voice came: "I see that the lake is shaking so badly that the dung water is ......."

"Bastard thing! Lao Tzu is fine! Yun Da immediately shouted in a low voice.

At this time, these people didn't expect the fecal water to gush up, and this thing that had no eyesight to see came over in such a hurry and said, wouldn't it make people see the joke of his Yunfu?!

There are so many people, most of them have never seen the true face of the master of Yunda, if it is like this at first sight, then how can it be good?!

Yun Dadang wiped his face with banana leaves, and suddenly had an idea in his heart. I don't know what's going on outside, when this wave passes, when there are fewer people, I ask the disciples to secretly send clean clothes in, and when the time comes, wipe them casually, deal with them and then go to the room to change and wash.

This time, I must get some flower dew for Lao Tzu, wash this body, I'm sick to death.

Yun Da bent over and shook his ass, only to hear the ticking of dirty things falling down.

When I made up my mind, I heard another bang......

Yun Da only felt that the board under his feet shook, and a stream of air like a strong internal force gushed out from the bottom, and with a snort, the dirt of half of the manure tank rushed up from the squatting place!

……

Yunda couldn't scold it.

The greatest sorrow is something that cannot be scolded.

He only felt unbearable tightness in his chest, so angry that his brain was dizzy for a while, and he was wet all over, and he was just about to step off the pedal, only to hear a snap......

Instinct, the instinct of an absolute martial arts master, Yun Da Master sensed that the pedal was about to break, and said that it was fast!

Fly!

It's a pity that the thatched house is so big, and this one didn't go anywhere, this time there was a bang, and the thunderous thing seemed to be very close, and the whole moment was empty.

On the side of the thatched house, it collapsed with a bang.

"Master!"

"We're still in there!"

Several of the disciples panicked and rushed over.

"The cloud master is inside?!"

"Is this a curse?"

"Shhh

"I think it's a curse from heaven, otherwise why did the thunder hit the lake for no reason? Also hit the thatched house where Yunda is the master of the toilet? ”

The people watching the excitement by the lake are boiling more and more.

Part of the boiling strange thunder again, the other part of the boiling cloud master, and some of the both, watching the excitement is very enjoyable.

Almost everyone was thrilled.

After all, this will be the first time they have seen the true face of Yunda after walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and it will also be the first time they have seen the damnation of God on the spot after walking the rivers and lakes for so many years.

Or rather, the gods descended to earth.

In short, lively.

"We're in there! The manure tank seems to have been blown up! The disciple pinched his nose and flew over, the door of the hut had already been blown open, and one wall had been blown away.

And the thatched house on the very edge where Yunda's house is located is completely empty.

It's full of dung and water.

"Who's in charge?!" The disciple was surprised and confused, looked around, turned his head and shouted, "The master is gone?!" ”

"How is that possible! I was still talking back inside just now, how could it be gone! ”

"Falling!"

The disciples of Yunfu panicked, and flew over one after another with light skills, and several of them fell to the ground, stepped on, and slipped and fell on the soles of their feet.

"Hey!" A person by the lake shouted: "The manure tank of this thousand islands is big, deep!" Can you swim?! ”

"Yes! Unlike other places in the Thousand Islands, this manure tank stretches for nearly 100 meters! It's big, it must be very deep, Yunda really fell?! ”

"It's enough to choke if you can swim...... a little girl, I don't know whose daughter is in charge, tilted her head and said seriously: "Daddy, this manure tank is sticky and can't swim, right?" ”

The disciples flew back to the shore as fast as they could, chopped off a section of bamboo with their hands, took this bamboo, and poked it at the pit!

"Boss! Boss! The !!! of the house ”

The anxious voice was heartbreaking.

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