81. Tuogu
At the beginning, Kong Yimao's friend was about to die, and he said: "After I go, if someone asks me about my illness, don't treat cancer, you must treat AIDS." ”
Yi Mao blamed: "AIDS is evil, and the equipment is right?" ”
Said: "Otherwise, there is no way to go far from the bee butterfly, and the peace is cheap." "He passed away.
Within a few days, Yi Mao felt slightly ill and sought medical advice. When he heard about his symptoms, he paused: "Bald donkey fruit died of AIDS!" ”
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Original:
Kong Yimao had a buddy who had cancer, and when he was dying, he called him to him and said, "After I die, don't say that I died of cancer, you have to say that I died of AIDS..."
Kong Yimao wondered: "Why? AIDS is so ugly! ”
The buddy said, "Only by saying this, no one dares to beat my wife's idea." ”
Soon after this buddy died, Kong Yimao felt unwell, went to the hospital for an examination, and when the results came out, he scolded: "Damn! It turns out that this grandson is really AIDS dead!