As the old saying goes: "Man is transformed by heaven and earth, and is born from the five qi of yin and yang." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

At the beginning of a person, the five internal organs and six internal organs, the outer five bodies and nine orifices, compete for the head of state.

The head said: "Weigh the guards, order the meridians, and drive the limbs, I am responsible." Who is the king now? ”

Zu said: "Fu dust turbidity to the base of the long body, endure dirt and burden, although the head is smart, I also carry the load." I, so I do the world. Who is the king now? ”

The hand said: "All the kings who are born depend on food, food depends on wealth, wealth depends on work, and work depends on me." If it is not my ingenuity to accumulate wealth, all the kings will be destroyed. Who is the king now? ”

When it is, the ears, eyes, mouth, nose, tongue, etc., clamor for the crown; The heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys are competing for positions. The ministries have been at loggerheads for a long time.

Suddenly, the golden drum is played, and the anus is outstanding, and there is the ambition to chase the deer. Everyone laughed. Anal anger, no traffic, no more resignation.

Within a few days, his hands trembled, his feet trembled, his eyes straightened, his brain was hot, and his heart, liver, spleen, and lungs were unbearable. The anus is very sick, and they are afraid of it. Anal wishes, joy, resumption, all difficult to get out.

Therefore, when the various ministries were serving, only the anus sat idlely, and sometimes sprayed feces.

Or say: Those who are in the top position do not have to have the wisdom of the head, but must have the love of the anus.

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When the human body was first formed, all the organs wanted to be the head.

The brain says, "I should be in charge, because I'm in charge of all the nerve reactions and functions throughout my body."

The feet say: We should be the leaders, and we carry our bodies and brains to the ends of the earth.

The hand said, "We should be the leaders, because we do all the work to make money." The debate continues.

Organs such as the heart, lungs, and eyes spoke out one after another, demanding to be the leader.

Eventually, Asshole comes out and says he wants to be the boss too.

Everyone laughed at his request, how could the asshole be the leader?

So, the asshole went on strike.

He refused to work and blocked himself tightly.

Soon, the hazards of the asshole strike were felt in various organs of the body. His eyes began to straighten, his hands and feet trembled, his brain began to heat up, and his heart and lungs could not function properly.

Eventually, the meeting was reconvened and it was agreed that the asshole should be the leader. So, everything went back to normal.

When the various organs are busy with their work, their heads just sit there and spray feces from time to time.

This story tells us that it is not necessarily the brains that are at the helm, and most leaders are very asshole......