2-53 absurd farce
Cheng Wenlong dragged his feet twice but didn't drag, sighed Cheng Wenlong said: "Princess, I won't kill you, it's a matter of the master to kill Wang Ben, you better go." ”
The princess still bit Cheng Wenlong, Cheng Wenlong kicked the princess away, carried Diewu into the dormitory, put Diewu on the bed, and then went back to hug the little princess, turned around and shouted: "All of you are not cured, go back!" ”
Everyone hurried away, with such a killer star, it was not fun for him to be in a bad mood for a while, it was reasonable to go quickly.
"What, come and drag Lao Xiao out to send the beggars, don't let him die."
After Cheng Wenlong finished speaking, he looked at Sadamu with a tangled face, and Sadamu stretched out his hand to pull the running lamp and left.
"Where is the third brother going?"
"Go back to our house!"
"Come back!"
Sadamu turned around and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Cheng Wenlong looked serious: "Establish a new king." ”
As soon as Satamu heard this, he came back with the lantern, and the lantern was painful on Satamu's shoulder, and he opened his mouth and said, "You better put me down, it's too uncomfortable." ”
Sadamian stretched out his hand and threw the lamp on the ground, and the lamp opened his mouth and scolded: "Damn, I'm a wounded, you treat me like this?" ”
Sadamu turned his head: "Hurt a fart, when did you have such a precious time?" Don't pretend to be a on the ground, get up. ”
The pranathan got up after hearing the consequences, and there was nothing else to do except for a lame leg.
Satamu stretched out his hand and took Cheng Wenlong's hand and said, "Fourth brother, do you really want to be the king of Qi?" ”
Benla Lantern also looked excited: "Great, so good, the fourth brother is going to be the king." ”
Cheng Wenlong hurriedly stopped the two and said, "Who told you that I want to be the king?" Who is this king who can do what he wants? ”
The two of them looked disapproving, and Sadamu shook his head and said: "Now, Qi Wangjian is dead, but this Qi country can't be without a king, right?" Fourth brother, who will do if you don't do it? ”
Cheng Wenlong laughed for a while: "You simple-minded guys with well-developed limbs, Qi Wangjian is dead, don't you still have a son?" There are no sons and no members of the royal family. ”
"What? Are you going to give up the throne to someone else? Fourth brother, can you think about it, you don't want to be the king, I will do it, what a pity to give it to others? ”
Cheng Wenlong looked at Sadamu's fat face that was shiny with excitement, looked at his bearded chin again, and then nodded and said, "Let you go to the stable to breed the mare, this king, you must not be able to do it." ”
As soon as Cheng Wenlong finished speaking, he saw the little princess walking out with Qi Wangjian in her arms with a sad face.
Cheng Wenlong looked at the little princess's thin body and hugged Qi Wangjian, who was twice as heavy as her, and sighed in his heart, this little girl, this time the stimulation was greatly affected.
Cheng Wenlong stretched out his hand and grabbed the little princess and said, "Where is the princess going?" ”
"I want to accompany the king, go to a place where no one is around, and live the rest of my life well."
Cheng Wenlong stretched out his hand and slapped the little princess in the face and said, "You sober me up, the king is dead." ”
The little princess gently put Qi Wangjian on the ground, then lay on Qi Wangjian's body and said, "Hui Jiang will give it to you now, now you can't speak, you won't feel distressed." ”
After the little princess finished speaking, she began to undress, Cheng Wenlong hurriedly stepped forward and cut the little princess unconscious with a knife, and then carried him back to the palace.
After coming out, Cheng Wenlong looked solemn, and was about to go out after two turns, but Sa Damu stretched out his hand to grab him and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
Cheng Wenlong stretched out his hand to open Sadamu's hand and said, "You show me the two of them, you have to quickly set up the king, and then mourn the king of Qi!" ”
I didn't want Cheng Wenlong to take two steps, and the princess bit me again, Cheng Wenlong was furious, stretched out his hand and cut the princess unconscious, and then carried it on his shoulder and went out of the palace.
Cheng Wenlong carried the princess of the Qin State out of the palace, threw the princess on the street, and asked the eunuch to notify people to come to the meeting.
The officials rushed to know that such a big thing had happened in the palace, and they couldn't see Qi Wangjian these days, and whoever wanted to see it was stopped by the prime minister, everyone thought that Qi Wangjian was sick, but they never expected that the prime minister would put Qi Wangjian under house arrest.
After everyone listened to Cheng Wenlong's words, some people immediately cried bitterly, and Cheng Wenlong shouted impatiently: "It's not time to cry yet, you really can't bear the king, and when the king is buried, you can accompany him in the mausoleum." ”
When everyone heard Cheng Wenlong say this, they all stopped crying immediately.
"The king has gone up, but the country can't be without a king for a day, who do you think is suitable?"
After Cheng Wenlong finished speaking, he looked at everyone, everyone looked at each other, no one spoke, Cheng Wenlong had no choice but to say: "King Qi has no children, find someone from the clan, you can recommend it." ”
Everyone talked to each other for a while, and they all asked the grandson of Qi Wangjian's younger brother to be the king.
Cheng Wenlong has never met Qi Wangjian, the royal brother, and he doesn't understand what his grandson is.
In fact, this Qi Wang Jian's younger brother is named Tian Ji, this guy is two years younger than Qi Wang Jian, but he is sick all the year round, I heard that he has been looking for a wet nurse to feed, otherwise he would not live, but this guy was very powerful when he was young, he married more than a dozen wives in a row, gave birth to more than 30 children, and the selected grandson was the eldest son's child, named Tian Hong, who was only nine years old.
This kid somehow became the king, and he was not very happy when he was called up by his father, and he was not allowed to sleep in the middle of the night, but after hearing that he was going to the palace to be the king, he opened his mouth and said: "Come, change the clothes for Lone." ”
Cheng Wenlong looked at the hairy kid who shook his head and felt a headache, such a little guy, how to be the king? How do you think in your heart, how do you feel that this is like a farce, they all include themselves, all clowns in this farce.
After hurriedly becoming the king, Tian Hong looked at the group of old men standing below and said, "Is there anything else?" It's okay, I'll go back to sleep. ”
Cheng Wenlong hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you can't go back to sleep. ”
"Why?"
"Because I want to mourn the first king!"
"Then send it!"
Cheng Wenlong: .....
Qi Wang Jian Bintian, the whole country is sad, no one knows why Qi Wangjian died well, they all thought he was sick and died.
After Qi Wangjian was buried, the little princess was taken back to the general's mansion by Cheng Wenlong, several women looked at the little princess every day, and the little princess ignored no one every day.
And at this moment, a crazy begging for food appeared in Xicheng on the street of Linzi, and when he saw people, he said: "I am the prime minister, I am guilty!" ”
And in the east of the city, there was also a madwoman, dressed luxuriously, gritting her teeth all day long, shouting when she saw people: "For the sake of the lover, take revenge." ”
Many singles who have not married see that although this woman is crazy, she has a good face and a good figure, and often uses the opportunity to help her take revenge to trick the woman home, and then throw it back into the street after venting.
But within a few days, the madwoman disappeared from the street, and many of the bachelors were cut off and thrown into the street, and everyone guessed that this madwoman had a great background.
Cheng Wenlong returned to the General's Mansion and was sullen for a few days, because Qi Wangjian was killed in front of him, and now he feels uncomfortable looking at the little princess, although he was hostile when he met before, but Cheng Wenlong has no bad impression of the little princess, she is just a girl who is spoiled, and suddenly the person who spoiled her died, Cheng Wenlong felt sorry for her.
Chen Gui saw that Cheng Wenlong finally showed a little smile these days, so he took someone to see Cheng Wenlong.
Cheng Wenlong couldn't help but feel disgusted when he saw the person who followed the stereotype with a hair ring on his head.
"Hehe, Mr. Dong has been waiting for the general for a long time, General Cheng, this is Dong Guanji!"
Chen Gui smiled and introduced Cheng Wenlong.
Cheng Wenlong suddenly remembered that when he just came back from Yan Kingdom, Xiang Sha said that there was a person named Dong waiting for him, and it seemed that he was this person.
The person who came bowed deeply to Cheng Wenlong and said, "Cheng Jun, I've heard of a great name for a long time!" ”
Cheng Wenlong, how can this way of saluting and speaking be so familiar?
Cheng Wenlong looked at Chen Gui, Chen Gui hurriedly smiled and said: "Chen Gui used to tell General Cheng that there was a person named Xu Fu who was refining medicine for King Qin with Chen Gui, and later he took the boy and girl to the sea, hehe, this is the talent he collected overseas." ”
Cheng Wenlong Daqi asked, "Where are you from?" ”
Dong Guanji immediately said respectfully: "Far away, I came by boat to see Cheng Jun with the mission of our Dragon Fish Emperor. ”
Cheng Wenlong was stunned again, how could this Arowana Emperor sound so familiar?
Suddenly, a thought flashed through Cheng Wenlong's mind, and he couldn't help but look carefully at this person called Dong Yuji.