2-54 Emperor Arowana recognizes his ancestors
Heroes, please collect! Still begging for flowers! )
Cheng Wenlong heard this surnamed Dong say that Xu Fu went overseas and called himself "Emperor Arowana", the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this name was familiar, so he stared at Dong Guanji and asked him to explain the matter.
It turned out that after Xu Fu took the boy and girl to the sea, he settled on an island nearby, and Xu Fu used various means to subdue the natives on the island, and then established himself as the king, calling himself the emperor of the dragonfish.
Xu Fu selected a few of the virgins to be his concubines, and then developed them on the island in full swing.
A few years passed, and although Xu Fu's pampered life was nourishing, he missed his hometown more and more, so he secretly sent someone to Middle-earth in a small boat to spy on the situation.
The original natives of the island were best at sailing, and for them, as long as there was a route, they dared to go anywhere, which was really a group of bold 2500.
With the return of the spy news, Xu Fu, that is, the current Emperor Arowana, has a sensitive feeling that Middle-earth has reached the time of great chaos, and Cheng Wenlong is a dark horse that has risen rapidly in the troubled times, Xu Fu sent people to Qi to discuss cooperation with Cheng Wenlong.
Cheng Wenlong looked at Dong Guanji with a smile on his face, and his short body swayed back and forth when he was happy, like a pregnant penguin.
After speaking, Dong Guanji looked at Cheng Wenlong with a smile.
Cheng Wenlong turned his head to look at Chen Gui and said, "Old Chen, is this person also the one who went to sea with Xu Fu?" ”
Chen Gui shook his head and said, "No, listen to himself, he is the original indigenous leader of the island, and he was surrendered by Xu Fu." ”
Cheng Wenlong asked Dong Guanji with a smile again: "If my guess is right, Xu Fu also changed your name for you, right?" ”
Dong Guanji looked at Cheng Wenlong with a look of surprise: "Cheng Jun is really a god, that's right, my original name was Dong Tiao Yingji, and it was the emperor who gave me this name now, and I also think this name is very good." ”
Cheng Wenlong smiled again and said, "So, after our cooperation is successful, what do you want?" What do I get? ”
"The Emperor has always believed that the people of Middle-earth are our ancestors, so we will help you fight the war, and if we succeed, we only need to divide a few small towns in Middle-earth, and we will manage our own towns and not fight with everyone."
Cheng Wenlong smiled even brighter: "Hehe, you guys are an island with a big butt, and you still help us fight, is Xu Fu sick in his head after drinking the sea breeze on his mother island for a few years?" How could I promise you? ”
Dong Guanji said with a respectful expression: "Because, you are our ancestors, and our ancestors want to fulfill the little wishes of our grandchildren." ”
Looking at Cheng Wenlong, who was getting happier and happier, Chen Gui slowly felt that Cheng Wenlong was laughing a little angrily.
"So, what is the name of your island that your Arowana Emperor has given you?"
Seeing Cheng Wenlong ask like this, Dong Guanji secretly thought in his heart, why is this person so interested in our small country?
wanted to think so, but Dong Guanji still looked at Cheng Wenlong with a respectful expression: "We are the Great Benri Empire!" There are more than 50,000 people in the country, and there are 20,000 soldiers! ”
Chen Gui looked at the smug Dong Guanji, but after hearing what he said, he laughed out loud, the 50,000-point ass island, and also help us fight, these soldiers will pee on your day together, and they will wash you out a few miles away, what a stupid B who has never seen the world.
"Let me tell you about your plan, you want to send some troops, and if you win, you will come back to our beautiful Middle-earth from the fucking island where the sea breeze blows every day and the birds don't shit, and then divide a few towns, plan for yourself to develop slowly, and then eat us bite by bite, right?"
Dong Juji was shocked: "How can Cheng Jun say that? We are filial piety, how can we be enemies of our ancestors? ”
Cheng Wenlong stood up "Huo", stretched out his hand and hit Dong Guanji's head and said: "Emperor Arowana, your mother is a comparison, Dong Tiaoyingji, your whole family girl, Dong Guanji, I, Cheng Wenlong, your whole family is just sensible when you are three years old, and you are not confused as a woman in your eighties, give you all daylight, I will fuck you little Japanese bastards, and Lao Tzu is a whole moth, and I will give birth to you every day." ”
Cheng Wenlong slapped Dong Guanji's head as he spoke, Dong Guanji was beaten and ran around, Cheng Wenlong chased and beaten, his face was full of anger, and he scolded while beating, as if he was crazy, and the brothers were very surprised.
Chen Gui was taken aback, but he didn't expect Cheng Wenlong to be so angry.
Dong Guanji rushed out of the general's mansion with his head in his arms, but he didn't dare to turn his head back, so he ran away with his two calves.
Cheng Wenlong shouted at Dong Guanji's back in the general's mansion: "Go back and tell your mother's bullshit emperor, just say that Cheng Wenlong will go to your island sooner or later to strip him naked in public, and then let the brothers in the army rot his ass."
Looking at Dong Guanji, who was running farther and farther, Cheng Wenlong opened his mouth and spit on the ground and said, "What the fuck, plot with Lao Tzu, fuck your uncle!" ”
"What's the matter, fourth brother, what's wrong? Why such a gaffe today? Why are you so angry? ”
Magandi ran over and patted Cheng Wenlong and asked.
Before Cheng Wenlong could speak, Chen Gui whispered: "Actually, they want to help us, General Cheng scolded others and ran away." ”
Cheng Wenlong rushed to the front of the old rules and said word by word: "You remember this person for me, what kind of dog is this more than the Japanese Empire, Cheng Wenlong's life is what he hates most about these dogs than dwarfs." ”
"It's the Empire of the Day."
Chen Gui whispered again.
Come on, drag the old rules down, beat him hard, let him realize how much of a mistake he made by introducing the dwarfs to the general, and after the beating, let the old rules read in the sun, "I was wrong, I shouldn't believe these dwarfs, I was really wrong!" "Fifteen thousand."
When he heard this, he hurriedly took Cheng Wenlong's hand and said, "Fourth brother, it's too much, fifteen thousand times is too much." ”
Ignoring General Ben, he helped the stereotype who almost became a traitor to intercede, and stood in the sun with the stereotype, saying, "I believe in the little man, and I am ashamed that I am his ancestor." "Thirty thousand times."
After Cheng Wenlong finished speaking, he walked to the house, and shouted as he walked: "The dwarf country of the dog day, Lao Tzu will definitely destroy you, and give the women of your whole country to the end of the day!" ”
Everyone had never seen Cheng Wenlong make such a big fire, and no one dared to speak in fright, and they all looked at the bitter melon-looking running lamp and stereotypes.
"I was wrong, I shouldn't have trusted these little dwarfs, I was really wrong...."
"I believe in the little man, and I am ashamed that I am his ancestor....."
In the general's mansion under the sun, Benla Lantern and Chen Gui read these words over and over again face to face, and the two of them were full of grievances, and they still don't understand why they were so wrong.
Everyone looked pitifully at the two people in the courtyard who were foaming at the mouth, and only a good-looking madwoman in the corner of the wall was clapping her hands and shouting: "Misbelieve in the villains, so punish them lightly!" ”
Cheng Wenlong looked at the former princess of Qin who was crazy in the courtyard but said these words, and suddenly remembered the "Diary of a Madman" by Mr. Lu Xun, a literary giant of a generation
When the world sees that he is crazy, he sees that the whole world is crazy, and when people who think they are normal give away our great rivers and mountains to others step by step, those who are crazy are being ridiculed by them and the whole society. Cheng Wenlong sighed in his heart: "Who is crazy?" ”
Qi State now, nine-year-old Tian Hong is the king, he doesn't know anything, he relies on the help of Cheng Wenlong, the general, and everyone does not object, Cheng Wenlong himself has done a very good job, although Qi Guo does not have Qi Wang Jian, but it is running in an orderly manner.
In other countries, it was not so calm, Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang failed to assassinate Qin, which made Yingzheng angry, and then changed his strategic deployment, and ordered someone to pick Jing Ke's head at the head of Xianyang City, and then prepared for the army to attack Yan State.
Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang arrived in the Qin State, but when they met the King of Qin, they showed their feet because Qin Wuyang was afraid, Jing Ke couldn't strike a blow, and the palace of the King of Qin chased after the King of Qin, and finally Jing Ke was killed, and the King of Qin felt that his people were all lost, so he was so angry.
Cheng Wenlong heard that Qin Guo wanted to spare Zhao State to attack Yan State, and he also felt Yingzheng's anger, he was not extremely angry, and would not make such a military action.
Cheng Wenlong was having a meeting with the brothers, but Gao gradually left but suddenly came in, looking sad.
"Brother Wenlong, I'm gradually leaving to go to Xianyang, Qin State."