Chapter 112 Su Shi who was robbed

For Tie Xinyuan, Tokyo is actually his playground. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Only in this city can he feel the prosperity of his past world.

There are very few places that Tetsu Shingen has never been to, and for a child who has even entered the Imperial Palace, it is difficult for him to feel a sense of awe elsewhere.

Since Meng Yuanzhi entered Tokyo City, he plunged headlong into the most luxurious Qinglou in Tokyo, and by the way, he also took Zhang Tong and Hu Laosan away.

Because of his appearance, the warrior of Qingxiang Valley was sent by Tie Xinyuan to find Yu Chi Zhuozhuo and Zema.

Yu Chiwen's name was used by Tie Xinyuan, so he had to change his name to Yu Chishu, originally planned to change it to Yu Chiwu, but the dead kid cried and was unwilling, he hated any name related to weapons.

Ga Ga missed Zema a little, and followed Yu Chiwen to the Honglu Temple Post Station.

As long as he is in Tokyo, Tie Xinyuan thinks that he doesn't need to be guarded by others, it is enough to have Tie Dan alone, after all, this is the place where he grew up.

The tunnels are not very long, and the topography of Tokyo means that there are no mountains here, and some of the dirt hills that look like mountain bags are actually mounds left behind after digging the river.

Seven or eight years have passed, and then take this dark road, Tie Xinyuan found that the dark road has become a lot wider, and there are more caves on both sides.

There are 800 monks in this temple, this is a fixed number, take the meaning of 800 Arhats, in fact, they only have these 800 degrees, only after the death of a monk, can there be a new layman to become a real monk, they call this act the mantle of inheritance.

As the first temple of the Great Song Dynasty, there are a lot of monks who come here to place orders or come to study, and the vegetable garden of the Great Xiangguo Temple alone is full of 30 acres.

The other end of the tunnel is in the peach orchard, and when I opened the door, I found that it was a utility room where tools were stacked.

The cleaning is very clean, the door of the dark passage is a stone slab that can be flipped, there is a hinge in the middle, and it opens with a light push, of course, only from the inside, if you want to push this stone slab from the outside, it is simply delusional.

Tie Xinyuan naturally would not cut off his retreat, and found a wooden stick to support the stone slab to prevent it from being reversed.

After changing into clean clothes, Shi Shiran shook the folding fan and walked into the colorful peach blossom forest.

The peach trees in Daxiangguo Temple are hundreds of years old, so the branches are vigorous, and they are like iron wires outlined in the spring rain.

The hundred-year-old peach tree has long been semi-scorched, sparsely emerging from the trunk of a few branches, only a dozen peach blossoms on it, so that those talented people are like donkeys in estrus, around the old tree to search for dry intestines ready to chant about the old tree and new flowers.

I saw Su Shi again, this dead fat man was drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in large chunks, others were busy writing poems, and he was busy eating and drinking.

Tie Xinyuan suddenly remembered that this guy was killed by eating, and he understood why he was like this.

The iron egg is looking for him all over the world, ready to inject the toad crisp in the ice box into his body, but he didn't expect him to be here, without going to the crowded royal color shed.

Tie Xinyuan listened to these people's poems for a while, and felt that it was impossible for them to make some clever poems, so he slowly walked to Su Shi's side.

There is wine and meat on the huge table, but more of them are some signature dishes, the mutton has long been cold, and it is covered with a layer of white grease, Su Shi is scooping the mutton in the big bowl with his hands, and when he saw Tie Xinyuan coming, he raised his hand to invite, he still chewed cold mutton, and his stomach was not ordinarily good.

Tie Xinyuan likes dim sum, he has always been a refusal to come to the dim sum produced in Tokyo, found a plate of soft osmanthus cake, hugged the plate together, and said to Su Shi while eating: "Why don't you go and compose poems?" I heard that the eldest prince mainly selected a few eye-catching poems from the middle, printed them into a book, and spread them all over the world. ”

Su Shi patted his belly with his oily hand and said: "Only when you are full can you compose poems, let them stay out of the way for a few hours." ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Aren't you afraid that others will take the lead?" ”

Su Shi dropped the sheep bone in his hand, stared at a fish again, and said casually: "Only with a good opponent can you write good poems, and I am stronger when I am stronger."

Let me think about it, by the way,

Competing for flowers does not wait for leaves, and there is no order for dense embellishment. The swamp people peep and frighten the fish and splash the bridge.

Brother Lao helped me copy this "Peach Blossom" and send it over, I saw that Brother Wen Tong was about to be overwhelmed. ”

Tie Xinyuan happily obeyed, took the pen to record this poem from Su Shi's boss, and then showed it to Su Shi, confirmed that there was no typo, and hung it on the rope next to the desk, and Gong E would come to collect it later.

"It's a very well-written poem."

Su Shi raised his head impatiently and said: "Writing poems, it's nothing, if I like it, writing hundreds of poems a day is not a thing." ”

If others are allowed to judge Su Shi's words, they must think that this guy is already arrogant, but Tie Xinyuan knows very well that what this guy is telling is the truth.

Writing poetry is as easy for him as eating and drinking, there is nothing he can't write into poetry, and after a thousand years, there are still more than 2,700 poems handed down by this guy, and God knows how many have been lost.

Tie Xinyuan tapped his palm with a fan in admiration and said: "I naturally know, I know that it is easy for you to write poems, so I put the poem you just wrote on my name!" ”

Su Shi just drank a sip of Suhe, and it squirted out with a pop, looked up at Tie Xinyuan and was stunned for a while, and then laughed and said: "In the past, I could only see a true gentleman, but today I can see a real villain, which is very rare, Rong Su Shi worships!" ”

Tie Xinyuan said with a smile: "Actually, I also wrote a peach blossom song myself, please ask Brother Su to taste it."

Emperor Wei's palace dances the phoenix building, and the Sui family has a dragon boat.

The king is drunk at night and sleeps in spring, and he doesn't feel that the peach blossoms are flowing after the water. ”

After listening to this poem, Su Shi's saliva of surprise flowed down, and he arched his hand again and again: "I thought that Gu Gu, who wrote the Yuefu poem, was dead, but I didn't expect that Brother Gu could live from the former Tang Dynasty to the present. ”

Tie Xinyuan said without changing his face: "My name is Wei Chiwen, and I praise it." ”

After Su Shi heard the name Yu Chiwen, he frowned and said, "Brother Tai and the Western Regions one-armed painting saint Wei Chi Lei have an old age?" ”

Tie Xinyuan nodded and said, "He's my ninth uncle!" ”

Su Shi grew his mouth and said, "This is impossible!" How can there be such a nephew as you?

It's okay to use my poems fraudulently, and use the poems of the former Tang Gu Shangshu to decorate the façade, do you still know the word shame?

It stands to reason that you are also a scholarly family, Uncle Ling's painting skills are superb, as soon as you enter Tokyo, you will become famous, and you will be able to surpass countless people who are good at painting, why are you here? ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Actually, there is a truth in this. ”

Su Shi arched his hand and said: "I want to hear it in detail!" ”

Tie Xinyuan looked up at the peach blossoms full of trees and sighed: "Actually, I'm a horse thief!" ”

Tie Xinyuan saw that Su Shi's eyes widened like copper bells, so he continued: "Since I am a horse thief, in the eyes of horse thieves, there is nothing in this world that cannot be snatched, such as the poem you just wrote, such as the poem that Gu Gu said.

I took away your poems, and you can't go back now, and if you take away the poems of Gu Zheng, you can't take Gu Gu back, so ah, I generally think that as long as I rob something, that thing should be mine. ”

Su Shi had never heard of this kind of reasoning, and felt ridiculous. laughed and said: "How can this be reasonable, just scream, you will become a thief spurned by everyone from now on." ”

Tie Xinyuan didn't say a word, just pointed to Wen Tong, who was originally chanting poetry on the edge of the peach tree, but now he fell to the ground and undressed like crazy.

"If you tell others that the "Peach Blossom Poem" just now was written by you, immediately, your old friends Zhang Qi and Fan Chunren will immediately follow in the footsteps of Wentong, do you believe it?"

Su Shi roared angrily, quickly ran towards Wen Tong, picked up Wen Tong, who was wailing, lifted his shirt, and found that an egg-sized bulge had appeared on his back!

The bulge continued to grow at a visible rate, and in an instant it was almost the size of a goose egg.

Su Shi saw through the figure of the panicked scholar that Yu Chiwen was eating osmanthus cake carelessly, after the eyes of the two touched, Tie Xinyuan pointed to the poem "Peach Blossom Poem" that was fluttering in the wind, and then pointed to the flustered Zhang Qi and Fan Chunren, the index finger and thumb formed the shape of a gun, and his mouth rang silently.

Su Shi threw his cousin Wen Tong to Zhang Qi, and came to Tie Xinyuan's side again and said: "That poem belongs to you, you have to save people now, otherwise I won't break with you even if I die!" ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Look, what am I talking about, poetry and wisdom can also be robbed, for your sake, let me tell you, that person is actually fine, as long as that bulge becomes the size of a fist, it will slowly disperse, and it will not die."

But remember, if you can't control your big mouth and talk about it, God knows what I'm going to do.

You know, I'm a horse thief! ”

Su Shi's teeth squeaked, his fists clenched tightly, his eyes stared at Tie Xinyuan's hateful face, and his fists couldn't smash on Tie Xinyuan's connection after all.

Tie Xinyuan stroked his slightly curly Western Regions man-like hair and smiled: "This is the Song people, there are too many good things waiting for us to rob here, I can't wait." ”

Su Shi's anger was high, and the halberd pointed at Tie Xinyuan and roared: "Get out of the Great Song Land, every moment you stand here, you are defiling this land." ”

Tie Xinyuan shook his head and said: "This time I brought too few people, next time, I will bring thousands of troops, if you Song Guo are all poor sour like you, what do I want?" (To be continued.) )