Chapter 113 of his mother

Tie Xinyuan said viciously, Su Shi will naturally fight against each other, this guy seems to have forgotten that his bloated figure is actually very unsuitable for fighting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

With his eyes closed, Wang Ba couldn't hit Tie Xinyuan at all, but was strangled by Tie Xinyuan, who was taller than him, and walked into the depths of the peach forest.

Wen Tong's screams finally stopped, and everyone thought that he was suffering from a sudden illness3, or that he had been bitten by an unknown poisonous insect in the peach forest, but no one thought that he had suffered a plot.

A large group of people hurriedly carried Wen Tong to see a monk who was proficient in medical skills in the Great Xiangguo Temple, and had long forgotten that there was also a Su Shi who was being ridden and beaten.

I have long been dissatisfied with Su Shi's broken mouth and that fat belly, but if Tie Xinyuan wants to smash his fist on this guy's mouth, he still can't do it, as long as he is a normal person, there is no way to punch a giant panda who has made a mistake.

This guy is much more precious than a panda.

A guy like him, who has already entered the hall on the way to learning, scolds people without the slightest swearing, but can make people angry to death.

"His mother!"

Tie Xinyuan was furious, and punched Su Shi seven or eight times in a row according to his fat belly, and Su Shi's eyes were white and his mouth was foaming.

After recovering a little, he immediately opened his mouth and said, "Ru An dares to beat me!" Let you be proud for a while! The pledge is coming in a moment! I will definitely break your dog's head, and come again, it's not cool! Mother of Man! Eat the poop! ”

Tie Xinyuan took a long breath of the moist air in the peach forest, dragged Su Shi's legs to find a convenient place, clenched his fists, and beat him up again on the stomach, he can be regarded as a good one, this guy's broken mouth is stinky and damaged, it's not good to teach him a lesson, he will die on this broken mouth in the future!

"The ...... of the other The ...... of his mother"

Su Shi, who had fallen into a semi-comatose state, still came out of his mouth with a series of swear words, and at this moment, this guy's mouth and brain were not connected.

I can't fight anymore, if I fight again, I will beat this guy to death, the ground is already covered with this guy's vomit, and the belly that was still towering just now is now deflated, and only a slight undulation can be seen.

Tie Xinyuan himself was also a little tired, leaning against an old peach tree, taking out a grape brewing bottle, and tasting it one by one.

Seeing that Su Shi's face was pale and his mouth was moving weakly, he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he poured the rest of the grape wine into this guy's mouth.

"His mother!"

The wine bottle in Tie Xinyuan's hand trembled, resisted the impulse in his heart, and released his fist, this guy had just recovered a little energy, and he started scolding again.

"I said, the reason why I beat you is for your own good, do you believe it or not?" This sentence came out of Tie Xinyuan, and he also felt that he was very shameless.

"Wow, and the maid!" (Get out, you little wife raised it)

Tie Xinyuan automatically filtered Su Shi's scolding words out of his ears, took out a small flat bottle from his arms, took a sip of wine, and said, "Do you know how big this world is?" ”

"Those who go back today and don't rebel are also vertical!" (Today's beating, if I don't get it back, it's your grandson)

"This world is very big, so big that you can't imagine it at all, when you think that the Great Song Dynasty is the world, there is a Khitan in the north of the Great Song Dynasty that is more than twice as big as the Great Song Dynasty."

"Fly gnats are fond of fishy people, and they will die in the dog's hole, and the future generations will be the meat on the case!"

Tie Xinyuan paused, kicked Su Shi, who was like a puddle of mud, and continued: "People say that Beihai is already the edge of the sky, but they don't know that there is a boundless wasteland behind Beihai.

Walking through the wasteland is the real North Sea, where only half of the year is day, and half of the day is night! ”

"Idiot, whose day is not half day, half night, ignorant rats don't even know the time of day, and they are wearing a human skin ...... for nothing."

Tie Xinyuan jumped up and angrily kicked Su Shi's fat ass and roared: "You are a fool, twelve hours are half day, half night, have you ever seen the day when the sun does not set for six months?" Have you ever seen a night when the sun does not rise for six months?

Call you stupid, you don't believe it. ”

"What you said is true?"

"There is a giant whale in the North Sea, and the breathing water column rises to the sky, and the sound of agitating wings to beat the water surface is like thunder, and the capture of a giant whale is enough for the people of a city to eat for three days!

If you dare to say anything about it, don't blame me for slapping you in the face with the sole of my shoe. ”

"Mother-in-law! Don't coax Lao Tzu with the legends in "Getaway"! ”

"Coax your mother! The white bear is legendary? Whale is legendary? There are a lot of maritime merchants in the city of Tokyo, so go and ask, don't stay in the study all day and lust for the widow princess. ”

Su Shi suddenly stopped humming, and stared at Tie Xinyuan with wide eyes for a long time before scolding angrily: "Iron frog! Don't think that if you make it like this, I don't know who you are.

Even if Lao Tzu doesn't accumulate virtue, you can't hurt Brother Wen so badly, you tell me, Brother Wen will be fine, right? ”

Unexpectedly recognized, Tie Xinyuan spit out the small walnut in his mouth, tied the messy perm with a rope behind his head and scolded angrily: "You are smart, since you have seen through Lao Tzu's identity, it is impossible not to kill people and kill people." ”

Su Shi looked disdainful, patted his chest and smiled shamefully: "Have you ever killed someone?" Lao Tzu is greedy and wants to kill a chicken will cut it on his own hands, I heard that the country has always only raised waste in the prison, do you dare to kill?

Let Lao Tzu go, at most keep it secret for you, since Brother Wen and I scolded the eldest princess behind your back, as a princess lover, it makes sense to beat Lao Tzu for a beating, for your unlucky sake now, the "Peach Blossom Poem" was sent to you, take it to coax the princess, and Lao Tzu will not care about you in general. ”

Tie Xinyuan took a sip of wine, poured another sip of wine into Su Shi, and said lonely: "Lao Tzu didn't do anything else when he went to the Western Regions, he patronized and killed, and the people who were killed by Lao Tzu in more than a year have not ten thousand, but eight thousand."

Do you think Lao Tzu's identity as a horse thief is fake? Let me tell you, the biggest horse thief in the Western Regions is Lao Tzu. ”

Su Shi's brain seems to be different from others, after hearing that Tie Xinyuan is really a horse thief, not only is he not afraid, but he forcibly supports his bloated body like a fat maggot, and the thief looks at Tie Xinyuan with shimmering eyes and says, "Are you really a cloud?" Hu Shang in the capital said that a cloud is a bad old man! ”

"That bad old man is now locked in my prison by me, tortured day and night, just to find out the treasure of this horse thief king."

"So, you're swaggering around with a cloud of fame? This is indeed a good way, but no one knows that you did a bad thing to collect money everywhere, yes, yes, it's too powerful, it deserves to be an iron frog, and it really has the momentum of sitting alone in the pond like a tiger, by the way, how did you catch a cloud?

Seeing that your force is not strong enough, if you dare to say that you caught a cloud as soon as you made a move, be careful of Lao Tzu and his mother! ”

Tie Xinyuan handed the wine jug in his hand to Su Shi and said with a smile: "This year-old bandit is naturally not so easy to catch.

At that time, Lao Tzu built a big city in the Western Regions, called Qingxiang City, and I tried my best to make this city the most prosperous place in the land of Hami.

Unexpectedly, this old thief saw that Qingxiang City was rich, so he arrived at the three thousand horse thieves who were ready to loot Qingxiang City.

As a result, the Qingxiang City I built was very different from the rammed earth city in the Western Regions, the city walls were not only high but also steep, and those horse thieves wanted to take Qingxiang City without carrying siege equipment.

As a result, he was defeated by the people of Qingxiang City, who were united by all of my people, and when he thought of escaping, I had already sent someone to block his way from behind.

Seeing that there was no way out, the old thief came up with a way to climb the cliff and leave the encirclement......"

"The old thief can even climb a cliff as high as twenty or thirty feet?" Su Shi listened to it so much that he poured wine into his mouth again and again, and did not forget to point out the key points.

"The old thief raised a mandrill ......"

"Did you get the treasure?"

"I got some of it, and some of it will be Lao Tzu sooner or later, so I'll use this part of the treasure to recruit troops and horses in the Western Regions, and I'm going to do a big job, do you want to go?"

Su Shi drank all the wine in the jug in one go, lay on his back on the wet ground with his back to the sky, looked at the clouds slowly floating in the sky, sighed, and said, "This is the great achievement of the fifty cities of the Bandingyuan Peerless Domain......"

Tie Xinyuan leaned lazily on the peach tree and said lazily: "I haven't had a thrilling day in the Western Regions, and the reason why I can live to this day is entirely because Lao Tzu is smart enough."

I think when I set foot on the westbound road alone, do you know what the imperial court gave me?

A holy decree, a Han seal of the general of the expedition to the west, I heard that it was used by Wei Yan, the general of Shu State.

When Lao Tzu talked about the cold wind of late autumn and left Tokyo, only the old mother saw him off with tears in his eyes, but now, Lao Tzu is back, with proud soldiers and rich envoys, I want to take back my beloved.

If you can't complete this important thing, Lao Tzu will never return to the Western Regions! ”

Su Shi sighed and said, "The reason why I recognized you is entirely because Lao Tzu has been thinking about the reason why he was beaten just now.

It wasn't until you said that Lao Tzu cared about the adulterous widow princess that I suddenly figured out why Brother Wentong was retaliated against by you, and why I was beaten by you, the reason was that our mouth was too stinky when we were in the wine shop.

In fact, there are many people who say this kind of thing about the princess, after all, it has become a strange news that my princess Song is eighteen years old and has not yet married, and if you want to say that there are no one in this world who does not allow others to chew the princess's tongue, except for the official family, there is only you Iron Frog. ”

Su Shi looked at Tie Xinyuan with admiration and said, "You are devoted to the eldest princess, and the eldest princess will never forget you."

Over the years, people who asked to marry the princess could line up from Tokyo to Luoyang, but they were all rejected by the princess.

We thought that the princess had no hope of meeting you in this life, but we didn't expect you to have come to Tokyo, which is really admirable! ”

Tie Xinyuan smiled: "Can you help me?" ”

Su Shi smiled and was about to nod, but he accidentally pulled his stomach, and a sharp pain overwhelmed his reason, and he opened his mouth and said, "His mother!" (To be continued.) )