When Kong Yimao was studying in the township, there was a new female master, who taught English, with good looks, rich physique, and bright teeth. Yi Mao admired it, and he couldn't help it.

After evening class, wandering in front of the boudoir. Leaking people and quiet, lonely shadows. Emotions annihilate the mind, and thoughts burn the chest and throat. Yi Mao didn't know what to follow, but picked up the green bricks, wrote "love you for 10,000 years", and fled to the window.

The next day, the mountain chief dressed the medicine and wrapped the yarn, his head was injured like a dolphin, and Li Wannian was angry with him.

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My friend Mr. Pillow Humerus also translated this text, the body imitates the Book of Poetry, and the words are extremely beautiful! With his permission, it is recorded below:

I am young, short brown menstruation. Jiaojiao Shuzi, Yan Ru Shunying. Familiar with the language of the book, disturb my gods. Zhan Er Tingyu, it's okay to go. It is to pick up the stone and write my heartfelt feelings. The upper book is pity, and the next question is Lingling. Cast me a stone and enter the Erlan Garden. If you know your heart, why do you hate to bury your name? I don't want to sacrifice wine, and the blood stains the crown. Stone-throwing bandits, self-signed age. Yao Ling, Hou Ying, prison gate. How can you be innocent of ignorance?

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Original:

I was in my second year of junior high school that year, and one day there was a new English teacher in the class, who was very beautiful, and I fell in love with her the first time I saw her. After self-study that night, I went to the door of the dormitory where the teacher lived alone and wanted to confess. But I didn't know how to confess, and after thinking for a long time, I picked up half a brick on the ground next to me, and threw it in, saying "love you for 10,000 years". Betake oneself to one's heels.

When the whole school assembly was held the next morning, the principal had a bandage on his head and announced in public that he had fired Li Wannian, the security guard at the gate