When a certain gentleman was young, he was happy with a daughter. His father was evil, and he married a daughter in a foreign land. In the next five years, a certain gentleman met a woman, but he forcibly suppressed his previous suspicions, held the younger courtesy, and respected China.

Weng is smoky, sucking like a long whale, spitting like a candle dragon, clouds and mist, and no color on the opposite side. After a while, Wen Changtai said: "Repentance, remorse." Don't hesitate to do this today! I am good at Chinese learning, I know a little about the number of arts, and in the past, I was very sick when I was a cheap business. Fix the country, so that my son will not be miserable in the future. Repentance, repentance! Who knows that the beggar begs all the way, Master Jin Bikang! ”

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Original:

I talked about a girlfriend 5 years ago, and her father didn't like me and married her away. I suddenly met her father on the street today, and although I hated him, I called Uncle Sheng and handed me a Chinese cigarette. Her father took two puffs of cigarette: I didn't expect you to have today's success, Uncle regrets it! At the beginning, I calculated that your kid was a life to eat, and I was afraid that Nizi would suffer, so I didn't let Nizi follow you. But what I never expected was that TMD would make so much money now when he asked for food!