"How is this dress transparent? What about my panties? What the hell, who changed my clothes and took off all my underwear? ”

Ye Xiaoxuan ran back to the house with a red face, and kept cursing this immoral crew in his heart, watching his little brother shadow in a thin middle coat, although he couldn't see it really, but when the sun shines, he can also watch it......

"This one can't be broadcast!" Thinking of the mosaic under his crotch on TV, Ye Xiaoxuan regretted it so much that he wanted to hit the wall: "This program group that lacks virtue won't be a live broadcast, right?" Grandma's, those sub-troupes don't know how to laugh at me now......"

Lan'er, who ran back with Ye Xiaoxuan, originally wanted to serve him to change his clothes, but who knew that Ye Xiaoxuan was not cooperative, she lost such an adult in front of so many people, but the little Lori who followed her didn't have a reminder, Ye Xiaoxuan couldn't help but think of the reddened look on her face when she entered the door, and her heart was resentful: "No wonder she blushed when she saw me when she entered the door, it turned out that she had already seen it!" I didn't remind me when I saw it, and I kept urging me to wash, I'm your uncle! The little Lori with a black belly is not afraid of long needle eyes! ”

Lan'er was kicked out by Ye Xiaoxuan, Ye Xiaoxuan hid in the quilt and dressed himself, who knows where there is a camera in this house? The clothes hanging by the bed were worn by Ye Xiaoxuan all over the place, and it was not clear what was left and right, and a Taoist robe was worn loosely on his body, like a sheet. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Ye Xiaoxuan, who was wearing clothes, was still not at ease, and lay back on the bed to cover the quilt on his body, but now it was in the hot summer, and the quilt was temporarily added to him because of his fever and cold, and now that he has recovered from his illness, he feels stuffy and uncomfortable when he covers it again, so he finally has to pull a corner of the quilt and protect the key parts.

After Ye Xiaoxuan was sure that he hadn't left, he called Lan'er, who was waiting outside the door, in. Hearing Shizi calling, Lan'er hurried in, but when she entered the door, she saw that Shizi, who had finished washing, was lying on the bed again, staring at herself.

"Black-bellied little Lori, if I really cross over, I will first correct you on the spot, and give you a heavy slap on the ass for thirty years, which is all light! Don't let you cry out in pain! The more you shout, the heavier the beating, shouting and adding a slap! ”

Ye Xiaoxuan roared in his heart, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but he also thought about the matter of rectifying the Fa on the spot, of course he didn't dare to do things too out of line. hit the small one, what should I do if the old one comes, Lori's parents don't let go of themselves afterwards, isn't that a big deal? But the resentment in his heart was really difficult to quell, and after thinking about it for a long time, Ye Xiaoxuan didn't come up with any way to punish this little Lori who didn't report it.

Lan'er saw Ye Xiaoxuan lying back on the bed again, thinking that his illness had not healed, and seeing that the medicine bowl next to the bed had not moved at all, she carefully reminded: "Shizi, this medicine must be taken on time, so that the illness can go quickly." ”

Ye Xiaoxuan raised his head: "Don't eat!" ”

"Son, good medicine—"

"Shizi? Since I am the son of the world, you come over first, and I will beat my legs for the son! ”

In Lan'er's eyes, Ye Xiaoxuan is like a tiger who chooses people to devour at the moment, and the living people with a face full of people should not be approached. But the son of the world has a life, how can a little palace maid refuse? Lan'er hurriedly walked over, knelt down on the collapse, carefully put Ye Xiaoxuan's leg on her lap, and gently beat it up.

Looking at Xiao Loli's obedient appearance, Ye Xiaoxuan couldn't bear it anymore, and the pink fist knocked out the resentment in Ye Xiaoxuan's heart with three or two clicks. Ye Xiaoxuan touched his nose, took his leg out of someone's arms in a sneering manner, and coughed lightly: "Okay, okay, I won't embarrass you." What's the name of your show? Where can I watch it? Call out your director, I've seen through your little tricks a long time ago. I don't play anymore, and I can't play the part I ran out of just now! After speaking, he stared at the little Lori in front of him with an insightful look, but the "little actor" in front of him was unmoved, just staring at him with a pair of big watery eyes.

Ye Xiaoxuan saw the confusion in Lori's eyes, raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "What, are you very surprised that I exposed you so quickly?" ”

"Hmph, in fact, I saw through your tricks as soon as I woke up, I still know a little bit about Einstein's theory of relativity, little sister, do you know who Einstein is?" Seeing Xiao Loli shaking her head stupidly, Ye Xiaoxuan looked like a good teacher and said, "Well, it doesn't matter if you don't know, you are still young, you can learn in the future." Now call your director out, since you have been seen through by me, this drama can't be performed, go ahead. ”

The more Lan'er listened, the more confused she became, she really didn't know what Ye Xiaoxuan was talking about, but she didn't dare to look up at him anymore, and lowered her head.

Seeing that Lan'er pretended not to understand, Ye Xiaoxuan got up and touched Lan'er's hair, and said, "Go quickly, I'm about to starve to death, see the time and have lunch, right?" Can I, the person who has been tricked and spoofed, rub a box lunch? Who knew that when Lan'er heard Ye Xiaoxuan's words, there was a trace of doubt in her eyes, mixed with a hint of horror, but although the expression on her face was very rich, she still didn't move a single step.

Seeing that Xiao Lori was still pretending to be stupid there, Ye Xiaoxuan pretended to be serious and said: "Go, go to the director, by the way, return all my things to me, you will have to compensate for one less thing!" ”

Hearing this, the ignorant Lan'er felt bitter in her heart: "Sure enough, the prince will embarrass me when he wakes up." After saying so many inexplicable words, it turns out that this knife eye is the most important! This knife eye knows that he is not a good kind when he hears the name, and he is not good at getting along, and I don't know what he stole from the prince, if it is pushed on me, then I can't tell if I have a hundred mouths. Thinking of this, Lan'er climbed out of bed and knelt on the ground, her heart was intertwined with grievances and misery, and tears burst out: "The slave and maid should be damned, the slave and the maid don't know any knife eyes, and the slave and maid didn't steal the things of the son, please see the son!" After speaking, he put his hands on the ground, and his head hit the ground with a "bang".

Ye Xiaoxuan is a little flustered, this little actor is too dedicated, the director doesn't shout, she doesn't stop, she is so deep in the play! Ye Xiaoxuan liked this cute little girl very much, how could she let her kneel on the ground, and said busily: "What are you doing?" Hurry up! He hurriedly pulled her up

Ye Xiaoxuan glanced at Xiao Lori's forehead, knocked a little bruised, and quickly blew it in distress, and gently rubbed Lan'er's forehead with his hand, and complained in his mouth: "You stupid girl, are you really knocking?" ”。

Lan'er felt Ye Xiaoxuan's warm palm constantly softening her forehead, her little face was slightly red, and she was a little unsure of Ye Xiaoxuan's attitude before and after, and explained: "Shizi, Lan'er really didn't take Shizi's things, and the slave didn't know the person called Daoyan. ”

Ye Xiaoxuan was a little deflated, he had said everything he had to say, and the people in the program team hadn't come out yet, so it seemed that he could only put the facts out, maybe he could stop this scene.

Ye Xiaoxuan sighed: "Hey, I still don't admit it-" As he spoke, he felt his hand sink, and this little Lori, who called herself Lan'er, was about to kneel on the ground again. Ye Xiaoxuan hurriedly scooped it up, and said urgently: "You are not allowed to kneel anymore, just stand like this!" Acting is addictive, isn't it? I'm just an office worker, an ordinary small clerk, is your program team so good at me? As he spoke, he caught a glimpse of the long hair that fell to his chest, and a flash of inspiration gave him an idea.

Ye Xiaoxuan stretched out his hand and squeezed the long hair on his chest hard, but there was a tingling pain on his scalp, and he was defenseless, and he almost twisted his neck with too much force. Looking at the little Lori staring at her watery and shiny big eyes, looking at herself like a drunk and a madman, her face was hot: "Damn, it's sticky and strong!" After complaining in his heart, he began to look around the house, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find the hidden camera, but just when Ye Xiaoxuan was wondering, he saw the mirror covered with red silk.

Ye Xiaoxuan sneered and said, "Heh, can't I really find it?" I don't dare to say in other parts of the house, why should the mirror be covered with a cloth? There must be something wrong with that mirror! ”

Ye Xiaoxuan walked to the table in two steps, tore off the red silk, and a bronze mirror with a simple shape appeared in front of him. The bronze mirror was polished smooth and shiny, and the figure in the mirror was clearly visible, obviously from the hand of a skilled craftsman, but he was so frightened by this bronze mirror that he retreated again and again, and suddenly fell on the stool, and his heart stopped beating.

The face in the mirror is young, about twenty years old, with a straight nose, eyes like paint, big and energetic eyes, and looks very delicate. It's just that his face is a little pale at the moment, and his hair is casually draped behind his head, moving in the wind, looking free and uninhibited......

The strange and familiar face in the bronze mirror was like a gust of wind, blowing the fog that shrouded Ye Xiaoxuan's mind in an instant.

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I remembered it - I am Zhu Yousong, the son of King Fu, last night I had fun with a bunch of gentlemen in Yingxiao Building, the beauty was in my arms, the cup of wine was exchanged, the sedan chair was carried by everyone, and I drank too much between being touted and touted by others...... The original vague memories are now clearly presented in my mind, and when I look around the room, a sense of familiarity and intimacy arises, and I can no longer feel the abruptness and strangeness I felt when I just woke up.

I remembered that the palace was full of eunuchs, and the little girl in front of me was not a little actor who played Yahuan, but a little palace maid in the palace, or my sticker-personal maid!

Ye Xiaoxuan's lips trembled: "There is no unscrupulous crew that is tricky and spoofed at all, my current identity is really the son of King Fu!" I really, crossed over! ”

Ye Xiaoxuan, who came back to his senses, couldn't wait to slap himself: "I'll just say, why didn't I even see a telephone pole after slipping through half a circle, this is also impossible in Hengdian, "Truman's World" is too harmful......"

The expected hesitation did not appear in Ye Xiaoxuan at all, as an orphan, Ye Xiaoxuan had no concern for the future generations, and after confirming that he had really crossed over, he was even a little complacent: "I thought that I would live at the bottom of society for the rest of my life, be a little common man, and work hard for the house, car, wife, and children...... As a result, now a heel is planted in the Ming Dynasty and becomes the son of the world! What is the son? That's the cow who can inherit the throne and be the prince in the future! Am I a good girl, and I accidentally mixed into the ruling class? ”

"It's true that I crossed this, I actually ran to more than three hundred years ago and possessed this Zhu Yousong! God, the little clerk has become the prince of the prince, the dwarf and poor have become rich and handsome, the serfs have turned and sang, the poor middle peasants have become landlords, and the people have turned over to become masters......"