Chapter 2 Wind under the crotch
Just as Ye Xiaoxuan was busy working, the door was pushed open, and a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl with a double bun on her head walked in. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes lit up, this little girl's little face was a little too immature, but her facial features were exquisite, her eyes were bright and her teeth were bright, and the corners of her slightly upturned mouth revealed a bit of playfulness. The skin is fair, the eyelashes are long, and the autumn-like eyes are full of obedience and well-behaved. She wore a blue floral cardigan jacket on her upper body, and her slender waist was a tender yellow horse-faced skirt, which looked neat and delicate.
Ye Xiaoxuan was excited in his heart and secretly praised: "It's started, it's started!" The girl looks so good in Hanfu, this little girl is not very old, she looks so cute, and I don't know if she can become a star in the future, after the shooting, don't forget to take a photo with her! ”
The little girl was holding a tray in her hand, and when she saw Ye Xiaoxuan standing by the door, she hurriedly gave a salute, and said with a slightly red face: "Shizi, are you awake?" You drank too much alcohol last night, and when you came home, your face was red, and you kept saying that you had chest tightness and headaches when you lay down. Last night, the doctor came to check the pulse, saying that you occasionally feel a cold, and it doesn't hurt to take the medicine and cover the quilt to rest overnight. ”
"This little actor's lines are really smooth! The lines are said without a trace of stiffness, this line skill is too powerful! Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes were still burning, looking at this little girl's words and deeds.
Lan'er saw that Ye Xiaoxuan was a little distracted when she looked at her, so she had to close her mouth. Shizi always has to wake up for a while when he gets up, and he is most annoyed by others' noise, so he has scruples in his heart, puts the tray in his hand on the side of the dressing table, and respectfully says: "Shizi, please freshen up and clean your mouth." ”
"Freshen up your mouth?" Ye Xiaoxuan looked at the green salt and willow branches on the tray suspiciously, what kind of thing is this? Wash your face, wash your face, and come up with salt and branches for what?
Although Lan'er said that she asked Ye Xiaoxuan to freshen up, she didn't dare to really bother him with his own hands, so she gently entered the water, set up a towel, and was about to wipe Ye Xiaoxuan's face when she held it.
In this way, how can Ye Xiaoxuan agree, just a person like himself who can swallow steamed buns raw with boiled water, can use others to serve him? Ye Xiaoxuan glanced at the little girl who was about to wipe her face, and hurriedly shook her hand and said, "No, no, I'll do it myself!" ”
Lan'er glanced at Ye Xiaoxuan, a little inexplicable, in the past, she served the prince to wash, why did this noble person do it himself today? I couldn't guess the mind of the prince, but I still knew how to obey orders, so Lan'er had no choice but to put the towel in her hand on the dresser as she said.
Ye Xiaoxuan looked at the three things in front of him and was a little embarrassed, this should be the problem of the program group, how did the ancients wash up?
Ye Xiaoxuan hesitated, rolled up his sleeves and poured the dish of green salt into the basin, stirred his hands, and picked up a handful of salt water to wash his face.
Finally finished washing his face, squinted his eyes that were a little sore from being stung by salt water, looked at the willow branch that the stunned little Lori handed him, and began to feel embarrassed again: "Isn't this branch used to stir water?" I've heard of washing your face with salt water to exfoliate your skin, but what are you doing with these branches? Is it used to shave the face? ”
Lan'er raised her eyebrows lightly at the moment, and her mouth opened slightly, obviously stunned. It wasn't until she saw Ye Xiaoxuan take the willow branch in her hand and use it as a spatula to scrape the water droplets on her face, and her immature shoulders twitched and laughed. This laughter scared his little face to the point of bloodlessness, and he knelt on the ground with a "poof", a little palace maid had no idea of dignity and humility, and she dared to laugh at the son of the world, and no one was distressed when she was beaten to death with a stick.
Not to mention, the peeled willow branches are smooth and greasy, used to shave the face and cool and comfortable, does this still have the effect of beauty and beauty? Ye Xiaoxuan was holding the willow branch and scraping vigorously, and suddenly found that the little Lori next to him was suddenly shorter and had knelt on the ground.
Ye Xiaoxuan was taken aback: "What are you doing?" ”
Lan'er, who was waiting to be punished, heard Ye Xiaoxuan's question, and suddenly realized in her heart, the prince of the world must not be awake at this moment when he was drunk and cold, otherwise how could he do such a ridiculous thing? Hurriedly replied: "The slave and maid should die, the son of the world is drunk, and the slave and maid will serve the son of the world to wash." ”
Ye Xiaoxuan said stupidly: "Didn't I finish washing?" After a few words, he felt that his voice was wrong, but now his mouth was dry and his throat was still sore, and he thought he had a cold, so he didn't take it to heart.
"What are you doing on your knees? Hurry up. After saying that, I felt that my throat was dry and itchy, so I picked up a cup of tea from the tray and swallowed it in one gulp.
This cup of tea is quite delicious, and it is fragrant and fragrant after drinking.
Lan'er, who had just stood up, saw Shizi drink the mouthwash, and suddenly her soul was overwhelmed. She now concluded that the prince must not be awake yet, if she didn't take some remedial measures, when the prince woke up, she remembered that she had made such a big ugly, what could she do as a little palace maid?
Lan'er looked at the small plate and hurriedly said, "The prince is drunk, and the slave maid will serve the prince to wash." As he spoke, he picked up the towel he had placed when he entered the door and wanted to wipe Ye Xiaoxuan's face.
Ye Xiaoxuan saw that an eleven or twelve-year-old little Lori wanted to serve him, and he insisted that he was drunk, and he wanted to refuse. But after thinking about it, this may be the need of the plot, so I had to sit firmly on the chair.
Lan'er's movements were extremely gentle, and Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes were closed tightly, for fear that this little girl would hurt his eyes by making a blind gesture. When Lan'er took care of his neck and behind his ears and wiped them carefully, Ye Xiaoxuan opened his eyes and looked at the handsome "little actor" in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "It's really professional, little sister, if you are not popular, it is really unreasonable." ”
Ye Xiaoxuan looked at it and felt that something was wrong, he saw that Xiao Lori chewed the willow branch in his mouth, and then took it and was about to stuff it into his nose! Ye Xiaoxuan shook his head to avoid the branch, wanting to get up and escape, but he heard Xiao Loli begging softly: "Don't move, otherwise the willow branch will hurt you." As he spoke, a small hand held Ye Xiaoxuan's cheek and stabilized his head, which kept dodging backwards.
The taste of pleading in the voice can be heard by anyone, Ye Xiaoxuan's eyes looked at the handsome, delicate little Lori, feeling the warmth of the little hand on his cheeks, listening to the soft words of Huang Li singing softly in his ears, his eyes were closed, and he wailed in his heart: "Poke it, who made you look good." ”
There was no pain in his nostrils, the little hand holding his cheek was transferred to his lips, Ye Xiaoxuan opened his eyes, and found that Xiao Lori was gently brushing her teeth with the willow branch, and she also felt a salty taste on her tongue.
After looking at it for a while, I realized that little Lori had stabbed her teeth with green salt in the willow branches, which was brushing her teeth? Thinking of the action of little Lori chewing willow branches in her mouth just now, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva, there was no taste except saltiness, is this an indirect kiss?
Regarding Xiao Loli's "strength", Ye Xiaoxuan thought that he had resisted, didn't he see that someone held himself down with his hands just now? Since he can't resist, the current Ye Xiaoxuan plans to go against the grain: "I can be regarded as dedicating myself to art, I don't know if the script is arranged like this, and will there be similar plots in the future?" ”
Lan'er brushed Ye Xiaoxuan's teeth and brought a cup of tea, held it to Ye Xiaoxuan and said, "Shizi, please clean your mouth." ”
Ye Xiaoxuan purified his mouth as he said, and saw that Xiao Loli was holding an ivory comb in her hand to comb her hair, so she quickly sat down. When I washed my face, I knew that I now had long hair with a shawl, and I sighed in my heart that the wig of the crew was very attentive, Ye Xiaoxuan really wanted to see his current outfit.
Lan'er was just about to take the red cloth covering the bronze mirror, when a shrill voice came from outside the door: "Shizi, the prince learned that you are in poor health, and asked the old slave to inform Shizi that there is no need to go to ask for peace." ”
Ye Xiaoxuan walked out in a middle coat and saw a eunuch holding floating dust standing outside the door, bowing down and talking.
"Can there be eunuchs in the palace? Aren't eunuchs all a specialty of the palace? This crew can't be someone who was temporarily brought in on another set, right? Ye Xiaoxuan, who lacked historical knowledge, thought he had found a big loophole.
Ye Xiaoxuan said with a smile: "Why didn't your father-in-law come in and talk?" ”
The eunuch said respectfully: "The old slave is caught in the cold, if it is passed on to the son, then the old slave deserves death." ”
A weird smile appeared at the corner of Ye Xiaoxuan's mouth, and he said, "I'm afraid that you made a temporary cameo, and you haven't played against this little Lori in my room, right?" Ye Xiaoxuan smiled and said, "I know about this, I'm tired of my father-in-law." ”
The eunuch's body trembled, and he was so frightened that he almost knelt on the ground, and his body bent to the end: "The son of the world has tormented the old slave, and the old slave can't afford to be the son of the world to say thank you!" ”
Ye Xiaoxuan saw that he was acting like a good person, although his heart was happy, but he knew that it was not funny at this time, so he had to hold back his laughter and said, "I know, you can go back." ”
The middle-aged eunuch fled out of the courtyard, but Ye Xiaoxuan didn't go back to the house, breathing in the fresh morning air, and only felt that his whole body was alive. Since this show is for the whole person, if I stupidly listen to Xiao Lori's arrangement, how can those obscene viewers laugh at me?
Ye Xiaoxuan wore a middle coat and walked around the palace, ignoring the little Lori who followed him and kept begging him to go back, and made up her mind to take a good look at this set.
"Majestic!"
The maid guards along the way saw that they kept saluting, and they must have shouted "Shizi" or "Little Wangye" respectfully. The things in the tray of the little palace maid were considered to have been taken by the seedlings, and the seasonal fresh fruits and delicate pastries were slowly taken a handful, and I drank a bowl of lotus seed soup that I didn't know who to give......
Looking at the frightened quail-like people, Ye Xiaoxuan praised in his heart: "Conscience crew, not only is the food used as props delicious, but even the extras are so dedicated!" ”
Ye Xiaoxuan, who got carried away, walked out of the door, and a gust of wind blew, and suddenly he felt the wind under his crotch. In a blink of an eye, he saw a palace beauty with a fierce look and a murderous aura glaring at him with a flushed face, Ye Xiaoxuan looked down, and ran back to his house with a wailing voice covering his crotch......