Chapter 2: The Prostitute Li Shishi (1)

Zhao Kai, who slept for a day and a night, finally figured out his identity after waking up, and after crossing by himself, the grassroots became a phoenix, no! turned into a golden dragon and became the third prince of Huizong. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but it is a third prince who has just lost power, and he failed to win the heir, so okay! All kinds of dark arrows and black arrows will fly towards you like no money. What a sad situation! How can I solve the unfavorable situation in front of me? The change of Xuanwumen always alerted him, Zhao Huan was in power, and he definitely had no good fruit to eat. After thinking about Zhao Kai for a long time, he understood that he could only get a way out of his life.

The palace maid Xiaolan announced: "Tong Yanei came to meet the prince!" ”

The famous Huahua Tai Sui in history is here! I am saved! When Zhao Kai heard this person coming, his eyes lit up, and the key to breaking the game was this person.

In history, this guy teased Lin Chong's lady, and was pressed to Gao Yanei by what author, it seems that history is also fake! Where is Captain Gao here? Obviously there is only Tong Taiwei, he has a baby adopted son Tong Yanei, is it him? What author Zhang Guanli wore it?

He couldn't help but be happy when he thought of this person, this guy is really funny, Tong Qian, homophonic copper money. What's even funnier is that this guy claims that he doesn't love money, and many people think that this guy is a good person, right? But the second half of his classic line is: Lao Tzu doesn't love money, only gold. His henchmen are called big money, but he can't even get a small amount of money. This is what his own little guy told himself in private jokes. I listened to it at the time, but I enjoyed it for a long time.

Xiaolan's words reminded Zhao Kai of many powerful people in the Northern Song Dynasty - Tong Yanei: Tong Qian, Cai You, Wang Yanei. Li Zongzhi, the person he hated in his predecessor, worked against him all day long, and he hated him to the core.

His predecessor's three straw bag friends, Cai You is the son of the traitor Cai Jing, this guy will do face engineering, he stood guard on the way home of his Huizong father and pretended to be forced, and was remembered by his father, so that this person who does not learn and has no skills is given the birth of a jinshi, and a high-ranking official has to do it, this guy is indeed a big straw bag! The mediocre dad doesn't distinguish between right and wrong! It's ridiculous that his predecessor actually recognized this person as a friend, what a blind eye! If you can't investigate him yourself, if you can't, you will resolutely kill him, and you can't let him harm the people.

Wang Yanei, the smiling tiger Taifu Wang Hao, this guy hides a knife in his smile, and he doesn't blink his eyes, well! His current situation is caused by his father. Then there is the righteous son Tong Yanei of the No. 2 traitor Tong Guan of the Great Song Dynasty, and the famous Huahua Tai Sui in the Water Margin, I don't know how many good women have been harmed! In addition, Zhao Kai, the prodigal son of his straw bale, is known as Bianliang Siyanei. He is the first of the four yamen. It seems that history and reality are different! These three fox friends of their own! What kind of character is it? This is really people gathering like and things by groups! That's not bad at all! His predecessor is really not a thing, leaving such a mess for himself.

What an abominable title! People are all talented people in the wind, beautiful women are like clouds, but they are straw bale prodigals! It's a plague god who is hated by everyone! Pathetic! How did I have such a pathetic title! Such a self, such a tragic situation, how can I recruit talents! Why is it so difficult to travel through yourself!

sorted out the chaotic knowledge in his brain, and he finally figured out that history did not pit him, when this dead ghost died, he had just lost power, and the opportunity to fight for the prince was gone, and his eldest brother Zhao Huan was made the prince. He was pushed to the forefront by Taifu Wang Huang.

Then it fell to the ground with a thud and became a dead fish! I don't have a chance with the prince anymore. Today's situation is that after he lost power, in order to please the prince, Xiao Jiu's predecessor was beaten to death by Xiao Jiu. Only then can he occupy the magpie's nest and become the current Zhao Kai. Rest in peace, ex! Your baggage, your hatred, let me do it for you!

Ay! Oh my pathetic prince's journey!

But the more tragic consequence is: Big brother Zhao Huan is afraid that from now on, he will use himself as an eye to step on as much as he wants! I have become a big black cauldron! All bad things will be pushed on oneself.

In order to please the prince, King Xiao Jiukang became a pioneer, used himself as a punching bag, and repaired his predecessor in a few days, and the predecessor was finally repaired by him to death!

I understand that if this continues, I have been angry for many years, but in the end, the bamboo basket is empty, and King Xiao Jiukang picked up a day's bargain - the vassal king ascended the throne and became the emperor, which is what Lao Tzu prescribed!

King Kang, you are so shameless! That's my throne!

His predecessor may have been caught in the door panel, but he couldn't control himself at the critical moment of fighting for the prince, and went to the kiln with his three friends. Eventually planted on this. Maybe this is the set set set by the prince and Xiao Jiu, but this guy is stupidly drilling in, this pig is really sad!

It's good that he survived for him, and Zhao Huan's guy immediately spread propaganda all over the street, and he was an absurd and invisible prodigal son who couldn't take on the big responsibility. Ay! Now everyone laughs at himself when he sees him, and he is a big straw bag with gold and jade. Super big bale!

But this guy was originally a straw bale! The historian also told His Holiness that he was really a trick! What a big pit! He jumped into the fire pit without hesitation.

"Three princes! No, third brother! Tong Qian Yanei looked at Zhao Kai with a calm face, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it: "The three of us have already made an appointment with the four of us to go to the Goolan Terrace tomorrow night to enjoy the lanterns and see Master Li, the head of Bianliang." ”

Looking at the lively Zhao Kai, the copper coin calculated in his heart again, Lao Tzu is climbing high branches, who wants to come to see you, you outdated prince! Lao Tzu was ordered by King Kang of the Ninth Brother to see if he kicked you to death one day? Didn't die in setting a trap for him to drill. Don't you love women? If the No. 2 line leader can't do it, let's recommend the forbidden belly of the No. 1 line head prince to you, so that you can jump into the fire pit. Hehe! Let your stupid pig fall twice in the same place! Ha ha! It's funny.

Looking at the Third Highness Tong Qian secretly sad in his heart, he was going to betray his lord to seek glory, and he took refuge in the Ninth Highness, but this damn thing had to let himself stay by the side of the Third Highness as an internal response. Ay! You're too angry, don't blame me for selling you! I also want to be glorious and rich! The prince looks down on me! I'm also forced to be helpless! The copper coin is persuading himself. Is it normal for people to go to high places and water to flow to low places?

Master Li? It seems that he has a fate with Master Li! Before the crossing, he died on the street in order to say a word to Master Li, and now he wants to see a famous prostitute named Master Li, do you have a relationship with her? Or is it fate? Zhao Kai was also excited when he heard it, and he also wanted to meet the top ten famous people in history.

Looking at the excited Third Prince, Tong Qian knew that his task had been completed, and His Royal Highness the Ninth asked him to come over to see if the third was dead? He didn't die and continued to ruin his reputation, he knew that he loved that mouthful, and he pushed him to the forefront again, so that all the scholars could see his true colors. Let him die again. The crown prince will die when he ascends the throne, and he is still afraid of a dead person? Joke!

"Looks like you're busy! I won't bother! Seeing Zhao Kai pondering. Seeing the wind, he hurriedly turned the rudder and said, "I'm going to go back and work hard!" It's like what you say, "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon!" Now you can't let your sword rust when you're young! I'm back sharpening my knives! After speaking, this guy rubbed his hands, and left unsatisfied, this guy is already familiar with the road, and he doesn't need Zhao Kai to agree at all, this guy is just here to inform.

It seems that tomorrow night's moon viewing line seems to be very lively!

But thinking back to his own ex and these three pieces of garbage, it seems that every time he travels, he goes away on a happy basis and returns with a bad mood! Their gold-dollar diplomacy won't work! It seems that the second generation of an official named Li Yanei is very literate, and this guy is not pleasing to the eyes of the four of them, and always finds trouble with himself and others, which is not a good phenomenon!

The moon rises in the east and hangs in the sky. What a full moon! Looking at the moon, the night was already dark. The whole body was already very cold, and the maid Xiaolan beside him looked at this ** prince and still didn't seem to have any intention of sleeping. I thought to myself, why didn't this guy sleep? Can a dog change its eating? My sister has been waiting for a long time, why hasn't this one gone to bed and fought with them for 300 rounds? Xiao Ju thought to herself that she had to go to the prince to report the news! Otherwise, how can you be pampered! I have been rewarded with three hundred taels of silver. This guy is really fine! The old lady had been serving him for a long time, but he would not give him a reward of one or two pieces of silver.

In the past, this guy had already fought with their sisters for 200 rounds, could it be that he was sick today? Why is this prince of his own so abnormal! Or do you want to recharge your energy and go out tomorrow to be happy? Will he admire the moon? A male animal that only thinks on the lower half of his body.

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On the street of Yanfu Palace, Zhao Kai took Xiao Dezi and others to the agreed place.

Tong Ya wears a fox fur inside and a Confucian shirt outside, and a Confucian scarf on his head, dressed as a Confucian student.

"Yikes! I haven't seen you for a day, I'm transgendered, and Tai Sui has become a scholar? Zhao Kai quipped.

Huahua Tai Sui raised his eyes to look at the three princes, who were dressed in white fox fur, covered with a white cloak, and cranked a folding fan, and the white clothes fluttered like the heavenly fairy Li Bai descended to earth.

Xiaolan was dressed in green beside her, and behind her were a few small people who went out.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and then laughed! Today we are changing shotguns, and Yanai has become a scholar.

On the street outside Yanfu Palace, the flow of people is like water, the flow of vehicles is like a tide, one by one, groups of women dressed up in flowers and branches are enjoying the lanterns. They are admiring the lanterns, and the unmarried men are watching the beauties, and if they take a fancy to them, they let their own adults come to propose, so all the men and women are dressed up in fairy clothes and angry horses, **chic.

The lanterns on the roadside are full of flowers, and the shops are competing to see whose lanterns are beautiful, and whose business will be better this year! Luxuriously decorated carriages come and go on the road.

His party is constantly watching the lanterns, admiring the tourists on both sides, and enjoying the scenery of the Great Song Dynasty since the crossing. But Tong Yanei's eyes were always staring at the beauty, never looking at the lamp, looking at the beautiful lady and screaming, so frightened that people immediately ran away, and he laughed himself.

As he was walking, Tong Guan couldn't walk anymore, and he dragged Zhao Kai and whispered: "Lord Wang, look at this beauty in front of you!" How? Superb not? ”

"By the way, which two bastards? What's the matter, just the two of us! How can this be called Bianliang Siyannei! Zhao Kai also asked at the same time.

"Lord Wang, those two bastards said okay, see you in the old place, tonight our Bianliang Xingshou Master Miss is going to enjoy the lanterns with the talented man! They're in a good position and waiting for the two of us to come over! The prince looks at this little lady, so beautiful! Tong Yanei still didn't forget his old profession and talked about his topic again.

Wow! What a beauty! It's a comparison with the ** Master Li in the dream before he crossed over!

"It's a pity, it's a**!"

"*Women are more flavorful!"

"Do you think there's anyone else around her?" Zhao Kai looked at the beauty and turned his head to see the big man beside the beauty.

This is a big man, I saw that he had a leopard head and ringed eyes, but there was a long jade tree in the wind and the beautiful women dancing around him happened to be a pair. It's really a man's chic, a woman's beauty.

"There are two male dogs in heat in the back!" The maid next to the beauty noticed the two ** behind her and whispered to the beauty next to her.

"It's a pity, the flowers are thorny, and they are not easy to pick!" Tong Yanei muttered to himself.

Haha, Zhao Kai laughed and teased Tong Yanei and said:

"And the flowers you don't dare to pick in the Tong Ya! I don't know how many good women have been ruined by you in Bianliang City! ”

Tong Ya laughed a few times, lowered his head and pondered for a long time, and said viciously: "This flower thorn is not small!" But don't be afraid of any thorns! We have Daddy Captain Tong, it's really not good, and you are the prince! ”

"Lord Wang, this is Lin Chong, the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in Tokyo, the head of the leopard, famous in Bianliang!" A little guy beside him flattered and explained.

He is the leopard head Lin Chong that he has loved for a long time! Well! I'm going to take him in and be my little brother! This guy is so pleasing to the eye.

Well! You Liangshan one hundred and eight fleas, I want to take you under my command one by one, let you die for myself, I don't want to be plundered by the Jin people after Jingkang as a monkey and then commit suicide by myself! I still have countless beautiful women waiting for me!

There were less than five years left between the second year of Xuanhe and the first year of Jingkang, and the Jurchen iron cavalry bought by Yan Wu begging of the Jin State was about to march to Bianliang City.

Zhao Kai was thinking wildly, when he felt a murderous aura coming straight towards him, and raised his eyes to see Lin Chong glaring at his group angrily, with a murderous look on his face.

When he saw Tong Yanei, the murderous aura on his face disappeared, and he immediately changed to a reluctant smile and said:

"Enjoy the lanterns in the yaman!"

After speaking, he quickly disappeared into the crowd with his own lady.

"Little lady, you wait, I'll look for you soon!" Looking at the back of the disappeared beauty, Tong Ya shouted unwillingly in his heart. Well! His Royal Highness looked at Lin Chong, this guy has been looking for a guard, has he taken a fancy to him? Kindness! I picked up the grass and beat the rabbit, and I didn't make a mistake. After completing the prince's task and completing his goal, the beauty threw herself into her arms.

Haha, haha

Seeing himself laugh, this guy laughed too.

There are more and more crowds, and there are sugar gourds selling on the side of the road, shouting and drinking, attracting children watching the lanterns.

Looking at the buildings built of blue bricks, Zhao Kai thought to himself that this is the bustling Tokyo!

At this time, I came to a crowded place in front of me, what kind of place is this?

"Bianliang Si Ya is here, and the unrelated idlers are waiting to dodge away" Zhao Kai was guessing, and the little guy next to Tong Ya shouted loudly.

Suddenly, the crowd on the side of the fence parted as if hiding from the plague god, making way for the dandies to make way for a wide path.

Tong Yanei swaggered over.

A bunch of demons, a bunch of scum! A group of **, Zhao Kai vaguely heard the crowd behind him whispering in private.

As far as the eye can see, there is a high platform in front of you, and there seem to be many people sitting on the high platform, a group in the east and a group in the west, which are clearly divided into several different groups. But they all seem to be around one person, centered on her, who is this person? What a big face!

Looking closely at the people on these high platforms are very different from the people watching the lanterns on the ground, it is obvious that they are people from two worlds.

One by one on the stage is a fox fur, even in spring, there are many people shaking a very decorative fan, and there is a large group of maids and slaves around them.

Many of the people on the road were wearing brand-new coarse cotton jackets. These are the clothes they wear when they go out to meet people!

The group quickly walked inside, climbing the steps to the terrace above. They were greeted by two diametrically opposed groups of people.

A group of people dressed in gold and silver and full of jewels immediately greeted them, and said flatteringly one by one: "The prince is here, the little brothers have been waiting for you for a long time!" We're in the best position! Lord Wang, please do it! "One by one, they climbed to the vassal king with the purpose of Cai Jing Tongguan, and once the vassal king ascended the throne, they would ascend to the sky in one step! Tong Guan is their role model!

On the other side, a group of people dressed as scholars sneered: "Hehe! Here are two more super bales! No more, no less, four bales tonight! ”

"What a pity! This is not a place for you to come, here are elegant literati, not vulgar prostitutes! ”

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! There was a vulgar mockery from there.

Before Zhao Kai sat down, he was ridiculed by a group of unknown people.

Who are these people? Looking at the brightly dressed boys in front of him, his crossing man has not yet been on the number, and he is a mess!

With his own arrival, a group of people on his side, the stars held the moon, and gave themselves to a main position. Zhao Kai sat down generously, and everyone came to meet one by one.

Looking at his confused self, Tong Ya thought to himself what happened to this prince today? Did you get dizzy by others? He didn't know anyone else, so he got up and walked over to his side.

A young man with a jade jade pendant and a robe came to him gracefully and bowed, "Xiao Ke Cai You to meet the prince"

Tong Yanei immediately introduced: "This is Cai Yanei of Taishi Cai's family!" ”

A prince dressed in a flower fur came to meet him, "This is Wang Yanei of Wang Huang!" ”

Pointing to some sons in the distance, Tong Yanei said disdainfully: "That guy is some pretentious Li Yanei!" What a dog or something! ”

Before Tong Yanei's voice fell, a scholar on the opposite side walked over with a paper fan in his hand, pointed at himself and others with his hand and said mockingly: "What dog Yanei, dog Yanei is sitting here!" It's all ** geniuses over there! ”

As soon as the words of the son who came to him fell, there was a cheer from there: We are all ** talents, and they are all straw bales and rice buckets and dung-making machines.

Tong Ya immediately stood up angrily and shouted loudly: "You are humiliating people like this, I asked my father to send troops to kill you!" ”

"Haha, haha, juniors talk about poetry, why do you actually oppress people with Lord Taiwei, why don't you bring your grandfather here? He's older! A disdainful voice came from the other side.

"You, you Li Yanei's bloody mouth spews people!" Tong Yanei was so anxious that his face was red and his ears were red, and he was rude, but he still lost the upper hand.

"Today is the day of the Oiran to admire the moon, whoever has the literary talent will stay with the Oiran to admire the moon, otherwise it is better to leave! There are young ladies in the streets and alleys of Bianliang, you can go and fight them for 300 rounds! On the other side, Li Yanei laughed at everyone here.

"That's right! Tonight is the time to meet friends with the text! It's not a moment than Dad! The crowd chimed in.

"This is Li Yanei from Li Gang," Cai Yanei next to him looked at him with a blank face and hurriedly explained to himself.

At this time, a heavenly voice seemed to float from the sky: "Li Yanei said it well: Whoever overwhelms everyone with poetry tonight will be able to watch the lanterns and admire the moon with me!" ”

"Good! The beauty has ordered, tonight is based on poetry, not on dad! The crowd applauded.

"Huh! Four Yanai, you wait tonight to find Miss in the Tokyo alley, this is not the place for you to come! This is our place! The territory of the elegant ** literati, not the territory of straw bales! ”

Cai Yanei's face was blue, and Tong Yanei's anger was like thunder. Wang Ya didn't seem to be angry, but turned his head to look at the scenery outside.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Zhao Kai thought to himself, it seems that there are rivers and lakes everywhere! No matter where you go, you don't have to worry about it! I planned to find an opportunity to escape from Bianliang and leave a small life, instead of being jealous of others, so I came out with my straw bag friends to see the moon and beauties in Bianliang. But I was looked down upon here, what a good person is being bullied!

No way! You have to fight back! I want to leave a voice over the goose, and I want to leave a name for others!

ps: In history, the second son of Huizong died young, so the third son is the position of the second prince.

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